Caption Contest!

gotta love a backseat full of Hose.

Jerry Cropper, YOU SUCK!

This is the Fire Dept’s way of saying, “Hey! get a new BMW!! This one doesn’t meet current LA County Standards.”

BREAK GLASS EXTEND HOSE IN CASE OF FIRE!!!

Talk about getting hosed! I mean litterally dang?

Im gay and like little boys….. my BMW is a POS!!!!

jerry cocker……… get a life

Ever since Jerry bought the car in high school, he’s been waiting for that big moment in the back seat……TADA!

jerry is a queer who needs a f***ing life

wat the Hoes is doing in the BMW stays in the BMW

Are You Gellin’?

Revenge is easy

“You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.”

“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

“Some people say that one’s personality is reflected off of their car….” Do i even have to continue

“I can see clearly now, the brain has gone”

To save gas you carpool…… you dont make a CAR POOL……..WTF

I Grew up with the saying “To kill two birds with one stone”

What generation came up with “Breake two windows with one Hose”

“Idiot inside”

“I’d rather have a bowl of Coco Pops”

Twix cant rewind this so dont even try it!!!111

“I’M LOVIN’ IT???” yeah right that is the last kids meal i get from McDonalds with inflatable toys!!!!!!

Bob there is an easier way to protect your investments

and it’s so nice to notice the precautions that people take while using Lifelock-Identity Theft Protection—- $1 Million Guarantee. As Seen on TV One Month Free plus Discounts. yay but subtract the $60k for the
BMW
and you have enouch green to buy a Snickers and sit and Observe the Geico Gekko

Yay!!!!! Photo blocker works……….you can’t see the make of the car …..but at least you can see the tag number, to give to the police to help them find a BMW getting raped by a fire hose…….

This is why you dont let Blonde Girlfriends Drive a BMW…..even if it is your Ex Girlfriends BMW…………

“Ultimate Driving Machine” What????????? im Glad BMW changed their slogan

So the new BMW slogan is “A Company of Ideas”
They got me there because i dont see GM beating this

The inbreeding has got to stop……….We are loosing IQ here People ………..We are all vegetables now………..What will our kids become……Fruits?????

How to siphon gas ……..RED NECK STYLE………”CUZ DAT DERE CHEVERLET AINT GONNA FILL UP ITSELF NOW ARES IT”

How to siphon gas ……..RED NECK STYLE………”CUZ DAT DERE CHEVERLET AINT GONNA FILL UP ITSELF NOW ARES IT”

How to siphon gas ……..RED NECK STYLE………”CUZ DAT DERE CHEVERLET AINT GONNA FILL UP ITSELF NOW ARES IT”

How to siphon gas ……..RED NECK STYLE………”CUZ DAT DERE CHEVERLET AINT GONNA FILL UP ITSELF NOW ARES IT”

When i said i wanted a car that would attract hose, this isn’t what i meant!

I love doing that to people’s cars. It was just last week that we plowed a Mercedes out of the way to make room for hooking up our hoses.

fire hose $300
fire hydrant $2000
knocking the window out of an idiots car, priceless

I’ve seen this before.
THIS GUY GOT “HOSED”
HA, HA,

Good thing is I save alot on my car insurance by switching to Geico

The funny thing was there wasnt even a fire.

Some people just don’t understand the meaning of “NO PARKING ANY TIME”

Don’t piss off your neighbors cause this could happend to you!!!!

lesbian:hey jane wher’d i put th…nevermind i think it in the car!!!

aw man this isnt where i parked my car!

Where’s that pipefitter when you need him.

Are you in good hands?

This was, in fact, the only way he could get some hose in the back of his bimmer..

So the new BMW slogan is “A Company of Ideas”

They got me there because i dont see GM beating this

“Ultimate Driving Machine” What????????? im Glad BMW changed their slogan

BMW keeping it on the road since 1922

This is why you dont let Blonde Girlfriends Drive Your BMW…..even if it is your Ex’s…………

Yea, Onstar i Have a Problem!!!!!!!!

Wife Says “What Do YOu Think The Problem Is??????” Husband says. “Pop the hood”

Replace two windows…$200
Reupholster back seats….$800
New carpets…..$750
Fine for parking by a fire-hydrant…..$200
Knowing that its your mother-in-laws car…..priceless

Unbeknowst to Joe, who stops in momentarily to visit his grandmother…a fire broke out across the street.

Ok, I hope somebody’s filming Backdraft 2, cause if not, then this was uncalled for.

please break glass in case of fire!

So you couldn’t just put a boot on it huh, you had to take it to the next level.

And just when you thought the day couldn’t get any worse!

And after coming out of his divorce lawyers office, Mr. Sapinski was greeted by the sight of his Ex-Wifes BMW that minutes ago was his. Sapinski then walked over to the Fire Fighters, introduced himself as the owner of the BMW that they had shoved the fire hose through, then made a sexual orientation joke about the fire fighters and walked away. The Ex-Mrs. Sapinski was spotted looking at new vehicles the next day.

BMW DOES NOT STAND FOR B reak My W indows godamn it !?!?!?!?

BMW Determined that Giant Bicycle locks would “not” be cost effective anti theft devises. Even though they had a 100% success rating.

It’s ok i stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

It’s ok i stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Another hydrogen car caught on fire.

THE ONLY REASON I PARKED HERE CUZ MY NEIGHBOR CALLED AND TOLD ME MY HOUSE WAS ON FIRE. NEXT TIME I WILL ARRIVE AFTER THE FIRE FIGHTERS

And you thought that gas pumps were expensive.

THIS WOULD MAKE A NICE CARFAX COMMERCIAL

I PARKED MY CAR HERE CUZ THE REPO MAN THREATIN 2 COME GET IT WHILE I WAS AT WORK. NOT KNOWIN IT WAS MY CAR, I TOLD THE FIRE FIGHTIN SQUAD 2 PUT THE HOSE RIGHT THRU IT. I GUESS WE ALL LOSE. I LOST THE CAR, THE REPO MAN GETS THE CAR WIT OUT WINDOWS, AND THE SQUARD HAS NO JOB CUZ THERE FIRED.

“You gotta water the plants somehow, right?”

When you said you would get back at me you didn’t mention your friend was a fireman!!!

1989 BMW: $3000
Insurance: $50
Knocking the window out of this idiot’s car: Priceless

fuckit… there were more important things to worry about.

Cop to his partner: You know what? Screw the ticket. I think this guy has enough to worry about.

next time theres a fire ill bet he will know where to not park

“Okay, I’ll admit it. I started the fire and called 911, just to see if they would really do this. It was well worth every minute in jail for arson.”

BMW: yeah people will get that jelouse

Gas: $4.00/gal
New Windows:$300
Borrowing your ex girlfriends car: priceless

last time i call the cops for locking the keys in my car

A JOKE

your gonna have to be able to take one

Time to parallel park: 5 mins
Cost of Two windows: $350
Knowing it was a false alarm: priceless

Yay!!!!! Photo blocker works……….you can’t see the make of the car …..but at least you can see the tag number, to give to the police to help them find a BMW getting raped by a fire hose…….

and drink a RED BULL it gives you wings……. you will need them to get back to your house before your girlfriend throws ur 52″ flatscreen out the window bucause she heard a woman tell you on the phone that “IT WAS SO BIG!!!,HOW DID IT STAY HARD THAT LONG?

brought to you by Viagra,

and it’s so nice to notice the precautions that people take while using Lifelock-Identity Theft Protection—- $1 Million Guarantee. As Seen on TV One Month Free plus Discounts. yay but subtract the $60k for the
BMW

and you have enouch green to buy a Snickers and sit and Observe the Geico Gekko

Is your water problem holding you back, keeping you tied down from going places in that brand new BMW, and just seems to catch you off guard, Next time use Oxytrol ,the safe, DRY ,alternative to
your bladder problem. No BMW’s were harmed in the taking of this photo………..

Thats they heaviest thing thats been in my back seat since my ex- wife

Man I hope they are done before the meter runs out!

excuse me while I whip this out!!

better than wheel locks

nobody knows the trouble iv’ve seen, nobody knows my sorrows….

Excuse me hose going through

i dont see a problem in this pic

“If you were in dire need of water for a Wet T-shirt Competition at the Hooters across the street, you woulda done this to my car!”

World’s best anti-theft device… Park here and call 911.

911 OPERATOR: “911 HOW CAN I HELP YOU”
BMW OWNER: “I’D LIKE TO REPORT AN EMERGENCY!”

Not going anywhere for a while ? Grab a Snickers Bar.

Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers bar.

Bob we got another one, get the crowbar.

Probably not the best way to use water as an alternative fuel

You think they did it because it was an emergency.

I think they did it because he left his wallet and laptop in the backseat.

New Windows…$250
Parking Ticket…$150

Having the world know of how I tried to have the Fire department help me on tube measurements for my custom roll cage…priceless

mom i can explain…it wasn’t there when i parked last.

mom i can explain

I don’t think Mr. Angry we’ll be able to get rid of this as qucik as that M5, that is when the fireman are done with it.

I just fixed those windows from the last time!

Bob then went and purchased a lift kit for his beamer, in hopes next time they’ll just go UNDER the car.

BMW, fire hydrents hate us!

this is what happens when you have an affair with a firemans wife.

thats not a radiator hose

I bet you he’ll never leave hoes locked in his car again with the engine off and no a/c

German Hoes….Backseat blast…need i say more?

German hoes…..backseat blasts

Thats RIGHT my hoes rides in the back.

“WOW” I know what your thinking, and I don’t know when they stopped making fire hydrants red.

“all this for a cat in the tree…??”

Damn to many people are getting murals of hoes on there car now-a-days!!!

“Aww Hell Naw! Somebody get me my baby powder..”

i told my hose to be careful in the backseats!!!! damn pimpin aint easy.

see, these hose be breakin out windows just to get to a player!!!!!

Another immigrant hosing, more at 1100.

I told you not to park within 3M of the hydrant…

again, fire man to the owner “What!?”

from the fireman to the owner…. “Wasn’t me”

from the fireman to the owner…. “Wasn’t me”

from the fireman to the owner…. “Wasn’t me”

“Yesterday it was the wheel-chair thru the back glass, now this”!

what some people wont do to get them hoes in their backseat

the conversation between the firemen.

“hey Bob, another guy parked in front of the hydrant”
“alright, that does it! You start a fire across the street, and i’ll grab the ax”

Check out the new BMW Hydrant, ready for the fire!

its ok, its only a bmw

Honestly Peter Griffin, what did you expect would happen when you put a wacky waving inflateable arm flailing tubeman in the back seat?

this is the ultimate european fire department engine…

You think my wife is going to believe me this time

Man, I hope they are done before the meter runs out

What’d dad get? Dad got hosed

“Too bad it wasn’t American.”

He was honking at me on the freeway when I had my lights on, he flipped me bird and now THT MOTHER F*%@er takes my parking space. I kno, Ill take the extra time to run my hose through his back seat. Who gives a f*@# about the fire, IM PISSED

parking ticket-$200, new windows-$450, detailing bill-$150, stupid look on that beamer drivers face-Priceless

looks like kurt russel is making Backdraft 2!

Man gives wrong impression when he says he needs a quick hose down before a show!

looks like he has to pay a fine AND a repair bill

All “hose” belong in the back seat!

Check out the “hose” in my backseat!

Another one of those “now what?” moments from State Farm.

Yet another example of a BMW hater.

They pissed those Hose off

this proves the old joke…. what’s the difference between a BMW owner and a porcupine? BMW has the pricks on the inside!

Bimmer….Helps To Protect You From Hose..

They know its illegal to pick up Hose right??

The BMW High Performance Water Pump provides a classic BMW look; but the back end is all business!

First the bear and now this!

So Bimmers do get the hose…

thats the 3rd time this week!!!!

Wow!!! i pick up alot more “hose” in this car now!!!

And the other Fire Fighter said:
I sware I didn’t see the Bimmer there.

The Fire Fighter says:
I don’t have time to bring the hose trough the back of the BMW!

When it comes to fire this Bimmer is no fighter!

I don’t have a caption for this, but being a volunteer firefighter, I see idiots like this parking infront of hydrants all the time. Not only could this happen to your car, but you are making us waste our time getting around your car to get to the hydrant to get water for a fire when someones life could be at stake. Wake up people! Don’t park infront of hydrants, park in fire lanes, or drive in firelanes. Next time it could be you we’re trying to save.

What happens in a Bimmer stays in a Bimmer.

but i only stopped to pick up the mother in law

“Local Car gets Hosed Down”

“So yea dude, I’ve been pickin up mad hose in my new beemer”

“Getting ‘hosed’ gets taken to the extreme.”

“Looks like we have haters that don’t like my BMW on the block”

this bimmer got boned

Slight firefighter vandalism…Newly tinted windows!!! Get a carfax used car history report.

Break
My
Windows

What do you get when you cross a idiot driving a BMW that think the laws don’t apply to them, a fire hydrant and a ticked off Fireman? A little Poetic Justus!!!

DAMN!! That big Mexican woman (BMW) just got hosed raped in the face!

Word of Advice: If you plan to park in front of a fire hydrant, please remember to keep your rear windows open, or this might happen to you…

The captain hadn’t stopped bragging about his beamer since he got it… and he really pissed us off this morning…

Why d-bags should learn not to park where ever the hell they want, unless you like broken glass that is.

B- Badly
M- Moves
W- Water

These firemen really put the saying “Laying Hose” to the ultimate test!

I dont know a funny caption for this contest.. but i love it when the fire department does this to a rich wannabe’s car.. i think it is the funniest thing ever. and they got what they deserve.. if i was the fireman id find the hose with the most leaks…lol

Well sir in this training excersize we had to manover the hose around the bmw, but we thought it best just to go through instead!

What do you get when you come across a firehose, a firehydrint, and a BMW? A 500 parking ticket ticket. LOL……………………..

Looks like that scene from jumanji that the big vines take the police car.

finding a different parking place. 5 minutes

Parking ticket. 45$

old BMW. 10,000$

The look on this guy’s face when he sees his car. Priceless!!

The BMW owner that didnt make it to the Waterwerks event in Tacoma.

Homer: Guess what, kids? They’re going to pay us $50 a day to film some of the movie here!
Teamster: Yeah, we’ll run that cable through here.
Homer: Careful, now…

thats a necklace for a giant with a bmw pendant on it

The next Hollywood fad, colon cleansing for cars.

get a carfax history report……..recently hosed down…..brand new interior!!!

Not sure this is really all that funny. This is what happens when you park in front of a needed fire hydrant…

Jesse James just quit caring about those silly Monster Garage builds. This was his second attempt at a Fire Truck / Sedan….

Shoe string budget film “Transformer” still shot of charactor Firesedan

Yeah, I replaced the iDrive with HoseDrive…

see what happens when you brake the law, it brakes your car.

It has alot of hose and tha ball bearings to back it up!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDE YOU’VE BEEN HOSED!!!

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR??? what car??? o that one missing the rear windows…we broke them out because you were ignorant enough to block the hydrant. we should be done shortly. have fun replacing them windows and soakin up water

Firefighting. Not just for Humans anymore.

Hmm so this is what they mean by “Alternative fuels”? I can understand plugging in your electric car to your house outlet.. but water powered cars? “Plug in to your closest house curb water hydrant”?

BMW = BUSTED MY WINDOW

bmw’s have been getting dissed lately whats up with that

“HEY MISTER FIREMAN I WAS IN A HURRY NOW YOUR TELLING ME I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU PUT THE FIRE OUT UNTIL I CAN LEAVE? WHATS UP WITH THAT?

its only a shitty beamer fuck that piece

I THINK THATS WRONG, BUT I THINK THE FIRE DEPARTMENT HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO DO THAT, MOST LIKLY HE PARKED IN A FIRE ZONE AREA, BUT DANG I DONT SEE WHY THEY DIDNT THROW THE HOSE UNDER THE CAR, I WOULD BE PISSED IF THAT WERE MY CAR

HAHA BMW’S SUCK WHY NOT DO THAT THERE SUCH GAY CARS

Luckily its only a bmw

I GOT ONE BETTER
http://www.lolpix.com/pictures/1/Funny_Pictures_304.htm

Forget the windows, it’s whether or not there is a leak in the hose thats funny.

EWWW.. that fire hose has a bimmer on it!!

BMW’s first hybrid. Runs on gas and the nerves of Californian firefighters.

*facepalm* at Oafman

Used Bimmer – $20,000
Time saved by parking in front of the hydrant – 5 minutes
Hearing the laughter of your neighbors when the fire department smashes up your fancy car – PRICELESS

Finally, a BMW owner with a hose to match his ego.

After months of finding just the right used BMW, Gary settled on one. Now he knows why the convertible wouldn’t have been bad after all

It’s a Message from the Sicilian Fire Department. Put your friggin car out of the way, OR WELL PUT YOU OUT

SWEET! look at the sc300!

oops I forgot tge you, I meant: HAHA! That’s what you get jackarse for parking in front of the freakin’ fire hydrant!

HAHA! That’s what get jackarse for parking in front of the freakin’ fire hydrant!

KARMA… its a bitch !