Caption Contest!

The all new eco friendly BMW

BMW…German engineering thats now eco-friendly.

Now we all know how he can afford that car… He sells trees!

“Boss, I swear, the tree was on the guy’s hood when he gave me the keys to park it…”

You’re conservation point has been made but you failed to realize how much water it’s going to take to get this thing clean again.

Green Peace’s version of a drive-by

Transporter IV

Weight: about a pound, thirty with the dirt

Height: eh, 18, 19 inches 25 with the dirt

Dimensions: Look dude, it’s not some hot Asian chic, it’s a freakin’ tree just take it to the park and plant it.

Once again BMW’s Design and Advertising team heads back to the drawing board as ” Mobile Shade” fails horribly.

Why, yes sir! GPS and orchids come standard on all our BMW Models

it’s doo doo baby

I don’t know about anyone else, but that picture looks photoshopped to me.

Looks like the plant one

The greener Bimmer!

Got Dirt? BMW Born hardcore performance.

Sales have been slow on the models sporting the new BMW Eco-friendly hood ornament

Got juice?

Got juice?

Introducing the new military camouflage car, can you spot the BMW?

2008′s most environmentally friendly passenger car. Step aside Prius!

dirt cheap

Billy Mays here for, “Patch Perfect”. The turbo charged grass seed that even works in high traffic areas

Guess the owner is dirt poor after buying the BMW

Its Eco-Friendly!

Money may not grow on trees but who needs the money when your tree has a BMW growing from the roots!

talking bout going green…wheres Mr meyagi when you need him!

BMW keeping your wheels on the road

Got Tree

what can i say

“TREE HAPPENS”

what can i say

“DIRT HAPPENS”

TRYIN CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY!

Looks like BMW is trying to branch out… either that, or go back to their roots!

damn the cops all ways pull me over ..maybe cause i’m doing hella dirt…

When JDM modding goes wrong….

damn 3 series maybe it will grow into a 745 li……..

haa… the cops will never know its weed plant…

Ever since the new CTS-V came out, Bimmers have been pushing daisies

“I don’t suppost that the warranty covers trees growing on the hood?”

looks lik bmw finally went green

talk about being derrrty..

Hey Hun, look at the planter I got from Home Depot. They also had a 325i but the back windows were busted out????

BMW: The Ultimate Dying Machine: R.I.P

News Flash:
Have you seen the new BMW Power Plant !

And this is how we here at BMW are making our cars more eco Friendly.

BMW DIES! Laid to rest in a shallow grave. people plant a tree and life continues.

eat my dirt!

i’m not sure i like the new mods i put on my car but its growing on me.

the new chia car. just add water.

BMW= brought more worms

thats a dirty way to stick it to a bmw

No! Thats not what they mean by a green car.
good on gas not hood on grass

BMW goes GREEN…

Dude, your ex-wife is really pissed at you.

this is the first step to BMWs growing on trees

No, No, NO! What I said was….See that tree, put it by that tree in front of you, not BMW!!!!!

Now the squirell has a place to rest

You guys that give essays for captions, please stop! Noone wants to take 5 minutes to read a caption.

BMW’s new eco-friendly power plant, now with hybrid-synthesis technology!

Dump Truck Driver: “It says here very plainly sir to dump your order on the left side of the driveway.”

“And people said the Camino would not be missed”

“I’m glad we got the longbed hood option”

“When we say own a piece of Germany, we mean it”

Wow hun you got the House
you got the Kids and you got the car to,
So don’t let anyone ever say i never give you everything
here is the tree for the front yard also..

P.s Don’t forget to water it.

this years bmw tree series gets five leaves to a mile

Is your car telling you that it’s time for a new air filter?

Back to the drawing board for the BMW advertising deptartment.

The new BMW…BANZI edition…It’s eco friendly?

Dude, you know hood scoops come in abs and fiberglass right.

Wax on Wax off my ass, I didn’t want to learn karate anyway.

What with the price of diesel,I can’t afford to drive my Powerstroke.

will this end the hippie rampages and offset my carbon footprint?

Be right back,have to get my little plastic army men.

No shovel, no problem

Next time I bring my Powerstroke to help em move!

I guess what they say is true… The good die young.

The “Green” Hornet strikes again!!! No V8 is safe……

I’m for going Green as much as the next person but if I wanted it to extend to my car I would have bought a Prius.

My BMW is from the HOODS OF THE DIRTY SOUTH!

“Gone Green”

Nice 4×4 man

PIDDLESTIX!

Now I know that going out in the woods to make out is fun…but this makes it easier. Go pick up your girlfriend and park in the driveway. You got the feeling of being in the woods without the woods.

Introducing the 318 Maple edition. It boasts features such as automatic headlamps, dual zone climate control and a self shade device to protect your interior on hot days.

@#*%!!! First engine sludge, now dirt and trees?!?!

Introducing the new BMW Hybrid! Rather than using Eco-unfriendly batteries as a means to produce better gas mileage, we’ve gone with the Green Power subset of renewable energy which provides the highest environmental benefit while creating an aesthetically pleasing look for your automobile. EPA estimates up to 75 MPG on the highway. Visit your local BMW dealership today!

What can you say…my ex is a damn tree hugger…

looks lik bmw’s finally goin green

Gary
Sep 6, 2008 5:51:57 PM

KEN HARTEL III
Sep 6, 2008 4:53:32 PM

beevus…hu hu hu hu hu
butthead huh uuhuh you got woody on your beemer..hu hu h uhu

KEN HARTEL III
Sep 6, 2008 4:46:59 PM

THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME,…..DAMN… Still in this accedent…beemed a tree with a beemer……

UMM ITS NOT A BEEMER ITS A BIMMER :\

WOW sorry too upset you,

BTW Efficient Dynamics IS 2 words:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

They finally made a BMW that I dig…

OLOLoollooOlol i vote for ryans

ryan
Sep 7, 2008 11:00:56 AM

My BMW has Treehundred Horsepower!!!

If you redirect the windshield washer nozzles you should have no problems growing a banzai on your bimmer.

This young beemer, apparently confused, wandered out of its natural habitat of the city and was taken in by some jeeps. They promptly returned it to the city after this small incident.

i bet this guy parked in a handicaped zone and tried to hide his car by growing a tree on it

DAM YOU McFly!!!! I HATE MANUARE

The funeral was short and sweet but they ran out of dirt at the end.

My BMW has Treehundred Horsepower!!!

We told the factory workers to stop eating seeds…

We told the factory workers to stop eating seeds…

BMW can be Eco friendly cars too!

new camo paint from bmw lets you stake out wherever and whenever without the risk of being caught…. i know its hard to make out but if you look closely you can see the outline of a bmw…pretty cool huh?

WATCH OUT FOR THE TREE damn to late now

Now thats what i call ridin dirty

dude, i dont think you can park there!

The valet did’nt like his tip, so the next time the owner of this new BMW asked for a spot under a tree, he went above and beyond to satisfy the customer.

You hydrogen powered car guys got it all wrong, its all about the solar and photosynthesis combo powered car!

BMW’s latest attempt at going green, their still in the process of cleaning it up a bit tho.

BMWs new eco-friendly “power-plant”

oh my god ken hartell you say the gayest shit

oh my god ken hartell you say the gayest shit

My car gets all kinds of bush, even dirty bushes

Buying groceries at the store $300
Purchasing a turbo kit for you’re car $3,000
Winning the lottery $80 million
Letting everyone enjoy you’re dirty side, PRICELESS!

Didn’t he mean get buried WITH his car not ON his car???!!!

McFly!!!

And BMW’s latest advancement in Hybrid technology…

Going green has its own consequences.

KEN HARTEL III
Sep 6, 2008 4:53:32 PM

beevus…hu hu hu hu hu
butthead huh uuhuh you got woody on your beemer..hu hu h uhu

KEN HARTEL III
Sep 6, 2008 4:46:59 PM

THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME,…..DAMN… Still in this accedent…beemed a tree with a beemer……

UMM ITS NOT A BEEMER ITS A BIMMER :\

beevus…hu hu hu hu hu
butthead huh uuhuh you got woody on your beemer..hu hu h uhu

THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME, THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME,…..DAMN… Still in this accedent…beemed a tree with a beemer……

Mr. Miyagi’s other hiding place for his bonzai tree.

With gas prices as high as they are, this is more affordable.

Billy Mays here for, “Patch Perfect”. The turbo charged grass seed that even works in high traffic areas!

I swear officer i didnt do it…

BMW EfficientDynamics? Looks like Chris Bangle f***ed this one up too!

BMW just released their first hybrid. Have at it.

This guy took “park under a tree” a bit too literally.

Well the owner of that car is

“IN DEEP…….DIRT?????”

“First hybrid BMW, so beneficial to the environment it runs off of trees.”

i dont think is what they meant by going green?!

forgot to include my email address in the post below!

This represents the first known photograph of the super rare German orchid, Oshitii hittatruckicus. This species grows only on the hoods of wrecked 5 series BMWs, this is truly an amazing siting.

thats not what lamborgini ment by trunk in the front

now you can always watch your kids playing in the dirt, no matter where you are!

GOT DIRT?

Roots driven, nature activist approved!

Billy Mays here for, Patch Perfect, the turbo charged grass seed that even works in high traffic areas!

You cant see me but I can see youuuu

BMW- “The root of all evil”

BMW’s answer for Global Warming

Dirt Cheap!

BMW – It’ll grow on you, literally.

“WASH ME”

BMW is proud to present the worlds first Photosynthesis powered Luxury sedan. All you need is sun, rain, and fertilizer.

Since the production of the Mercedes S-500, all luxury vehicles have gone into hiding.

bmw’s new dirt cheap and eco friendly hybrid, runs on the power of nature, the constantly renewable resource of tree power, comin in late 2010.

This is the latest in bmw technology…. this arrowdynamicly stlyled hood is the biggest craze in europe and is expected to be available in the states by the summer of 09′

Taking green to the extreme!

you shouldent piss your girl off when your 150 pound flower pot on your balconey is above your bmw

one of BMW’s new luxury features for when your in rush hour traffic and need to calm down a lttile the “mobile zen garden”.

The one test the Germans didn’t run.

See i told my wife you can buy BMW for the dirt.

“My ride is so luxury. I have a tree growing on my hood.”

now thats going green

And they say BMW’s are not environmentally friendly

BMW… fighting for a greener tomorrow… save our trees

and when we run out of fuel, you can always use it as a very stylish planter…

Mansion Owner To Lawn Maintenance Personnel:
B M W stands for Bavarian Motor Works not Burrowing Mountain Wrecker!

The new “Tree Series” B’mer comes with a free tree with your purchase!

I guess the wife is mad i forgot to take out the trash again…..

Divorce … ain’t it grand!

To get the enviormentalist off their assess and to show that BMW was serious about their zero emision cars. They will unveil a new model with its own rainforest that emits oxegen.

BMW ( Buried Machine Wreckage )

The Ultimate shading tree

“GOING GREEN!!!!” Taken just a bit too literally.

So this is way my wife was complaining about the garden.

BMW Buried My Wages

Wall Mart Now realizes there mistake in hiring “Special Ed Students”
To help load plants for customers in the home and Gardens section….

Maybe these “Modern Day Cars” run with photosynthesis instead of gas…

That Bimmer is soiled!

It took 4 highway workers 2 days to shut down 3 lanes and clear off that mess…

It took 4 highway workers 2 days to shut down 3 lanes and clear off that mess…

They told me to “Go Green” i guess they were talking about something else.

shoot the bastard whos done this an bury him under that tree.

GGW!…No, not Girls Gone Wild, just…Green Gone Wrong…

My BMW is “greener” than your prius! It’s starting to bud!

new eco-friendly climate control from BMW called T/S (Tree Shade)

Taking the phrase “Ugly as Shit” or “Hässlich als Scheiße” if you will, to completely different level!!!
Scheiße, I goofed up.

Taking the phrase (Ugly as Shit” or “Hässlich als Scheiße” if you will, to completely different level!!!

Maybe I could grow some BMWs

Subarau States zero Landfil. BMW COMPOSTS Used cars Now who is greener

I just hope Edward Smith isn’t a tree-hugger too…

Sadly this was the only way to convince their customers to buy one of their so called “SUV’s”.

Finally someone put Mr.Bangle and his designs to rest. Quoth the Raven Nevermore!

Yep, got a new set of tires for the Siverado.

BMW. They really do have a green thumb.

Prius’s Greener than a beamer? I think not

Brand New 2009 BMW HYBRID!

WE’RE NOT JUST MOVING PEOPLE! WE’RE MOVING MOUNTAINS!

mr miagie has a new flower bed…

Hey Bill come here you gotta hear this one………

Yes Ma’am..and what color was this “dinosaur” exactly?

“I got yer green car right here!”

We really need to fix the Pigeon problem here.

Holy Crap! That was a BIG Cat!

that’s what ya get for parking beneath a funeral home!

When I told you it was ok to get a bonzi tree, I thought you mean our living room!

What do you mean it’s “feng shui”????? Get that crap off of my car!

Damn hun look what i found in the litter box.

Now a BMW for the Shade Tree Mechanic!

Dude! Where’s my car…er…tree…er…car….???

save an egg ……put a tree on your boses car

man that train really wanted that car to go green.

BMW’s attempt at Eco-friendly

Rich girl telling her father after she wrecks her new BMW………………….”ugh daddy like soo wat theres a tree on my hood” “look at my Hair” “ugh i can always get another BMW” “Cheap BMW mirrors are so small, when i try to fix my hair in them i wreck” “I dont know Why”

Sneaux it turns your car into a chick magnet………..

well maby not ……

But its a darn good shoe

The New car …….. BM-LOCUS

BMW tried to go green…they got a little dirty trying…now they thought “Hey lets combine them to make the ultimate earthmobile, I announce the EMW”.

Clean it up with orbitz white

Husband—-”Thats what she gets when she says that her BMW is dirty” Huh im not washing that!!!!

When life hands you trees ………..PUT THEM ON THE HOOD OF YOUR BMW

You know Money doesnt grow on trees!!!!!!

It Grows under them

Uhhhhh is it a Rino or a Hood Ortament

ok i think that my comment wasnt as funny or as clever as the MTree comment lol thats good it really is hahaha, same thing with the lotus comment

“America got sick of imports being better.”

BMW: Helping out the environment one tree -ahem- one car at a time
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-or-
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BMW: We helped make the hole in the ozone lets patch it up with new oxygen breathing car the new M320ie97364fbkso3u
(typical bmw name for there cars right?)

I guess she shouldn’t have stop screwing the landscaper!

Uhh..I don’t think the landscaper understands english very well. I told him to plant the ficus in the backyard not on the BMW!

Dude. Do you really think the repo man is not going to see your bimmer?

from the sales man to the driver…

“Perhaps Sir and Madam would like to take the BMW X5 4WD for a test drive instead”

bmw’s official new “green” car

(In cheesy car salesman from the 80′s voice) And this little puppy comes with your 3 basic essentials. 1) A Shade tree 2) Feng Shui and finally it’s almost Emission free, well except for the dirt for your shade tree.

The Rich persons flower pot

or

The Rich persons planter

You think this is bad?
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Just wait ’til we fertilize the Bimmer!
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Moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Feng Shui the German way.

His momma always said he was a booomin idiot.

I thought bonsai trees grew better on japanese cars. Bimmers are a good topsoil for callalillies though!

BMW’s new solar powered carbon dioxide converters make the newest german luxury cars nearly emmission-free.

Unfortunately Todd misunderstood when his boss told him to combine his BMW with a Lotus.

No matter how hard he tried Jim just could not leave his old landscaping job behind him and focus on his auto repair shop.

When I told the BMW dealership that I wanted an environmentally friendly car, this is not what what I had in mind…

Updated version of original entry…

Spy Shots of BMW’s new Hybrid concept, The MTree, leaked on the internet.

Original version:
What you’re looking at here is BMW’s new concept Hybrid, The MTree.

Dude… I told you she’d find out…

R.I.P German Engineering.

Don’t ya know, everytime I wash it some bird craps on it! Wait’ll I get my hands on that big yellow s.o.b!

Don’t ya know, everytime I wash it some bird craps on it! That big yellow s.o.b!

BMW’s attempt at “going green” = epic fail

To appeal to its Asian markets, BMW will give you a free Banzai Tree with every new car purchase.

Didn’t he mean get buried WITH his car not ON his car???

“Hey, Paul I told you this would happen if you kept adding that bio fuel.”

“Hey Paul, I told you this would happen if you kept adding that bio fuel”

The first step to growing anything is good fertilizer…

wow, that cold air intake kit really works!

BMW is trying too hard to show it’s a “green” company.

and she says i never get her flowers!

What you’re looking at here is BMW’s new concept Hybrid, The MTree.

I burned the last bimmer.Made international news.This way out is friendlier…