Caption Contest!

Bryan Boyd’s comment, definitely.

It’s a good thing I have two of those, or I’d really be screwed.

Ok, I left the pub after 8 beers, I dropped off the hooker and then I went home…….or did I????

This is not going to look good on my Resume

Come to think of it, maybe I didn’t tip the valet guy.

MMMMMH I wonder if this is going to make CarDomain’s photo caption contest?!

Hmmm…I guess I should have been just a little clearer when I told him to fill the truck with muck.

dam i missed my exit

Hmm…I better get outta here before people see what filled my pants

I told them I couldn’t drive a stick. There goes my bonus.

HHMMM was it break on the left and clutch on the right or was it the other way around…

DAMN I WISH I CHECKED HIS CDL BEFORE I TURNED HIM LOOSE WITH MY TRUCK!

I have allstate insurance – ” Am I in good hands now? “

hey, i was told this would be fun. . . .

remember where we parked

does my insurance cover this don’t wonder get allstate

Do I really wanna know how this happened?

WHY IS MY UNDERWEAR WET?

hmm they said it was a free car wash but i bet they send me a bill.

hmm they said it was a free car wash but i bet they send me a bill.

ooooo damn my beer was in there.

hmmmmm i wonder if ill still get my leg over tonight.

hmmmmm at least it wasn’t my bmw

am i covered?

NEW LOAFERS FOR THAT SPECIAL NIGHT OUT…..55.00
DRY CLEANING YOUR LUCKY PLAID SHIRT…..20.00
NEW IMPROVED NON-SLIP DENTURE CREAM…..15.00
NOT TIPPING THE VALET…..PRICELESS

“ooOOoo man… I hope my wife doesn’t find out about what I JUST did to her shoe collection…”

ok this is a fake picture

if he were to have been in the vehicle then he would b wet!!!!!!

Geico, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance!

“If only I had my glasses, I know I could find where I parked my Truck”.

Great, now how do I keep this out of Car Domains caption contest?

Actor Jason Robards managed to walk away from the accident but later confessed he had dislocated his chin.

DAMN, If only her boobs weren’t so BIG!

I guess the dare devil career ain’t for me.

“Now, If I could only remember where I parked my truck”

That damn Aflac Duck, it will do anything to get you to buy their insurance.

Now where did i put my keys???

I know that truck is around here somewhere, Watson…

i cant believe i didnt get dirty were did i put those keys

How did this camera guy got here?

Damn, I should have got GEICO!

Hmmmmm….. Maybe we should postpone the Heavy Truck/Trailer drifting event???

Alibi…. I need an alibi. Hmmmm…

I know I shouldn’t shave while I drive but damn this feels smooth….now I need another truck.

On the flip side, I did get some sweet air!

and get MR CLEAN we need backup….

get…BOUNTY “the quicker picker up’er” on the phone TELL THEM WE NEED A JUMBO ROLL..THIS IS A HUGE MESS

SCOTTY you there ..HELP!!!

damn how do i get out of this one…. O YEA… BEAM ME UP SCOTTY

damn quick-sand… i know that treasure is around here somewhere!!

How in the hell are my clothes still dry??? I might actually get away with this one.

now where did i park?

” so much for steam cleaning my interior “………

Damn Barak Obama Won the Elections!…How did this happen….NOW What?

FACK!

I saw two squirrels doing it in the middle of the road so I hit them which caused me to drive into the stream and ejaculate my chin through the window.

Damn…I just f*^#ed up 600,000…McCain will give me a tax break!!!

ahh shiii….Moms going to kick me out of the basement when she hears about this one.

Shoot – what do I tell the boss [I]this[/I] time?

Step 1: Put the body in the Truck. (OK did that)…
Step 2: Run the truck of the cliff. (ok i see where they are going with this one)
Step 3: S**T I need a bigger cliff.
OR
(Well little jonney finally grew up and got his CDL license) Sad part about it he got mobile internet the same day. He was just surfing http://www.cardomain.com till he saw this Jeep Cherokee. http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2971823. everyone was telling him to slow down, but he backed right up on that hill and down she rolled.
OR
Broken Chin: $1500
Hurt back: 2 years in rehab
Getting the last bit of A1 stake sauce out of the bottle: Priceless

please don’t smell me, please don’t smell me, please dont smell me. aaaahhhhh, i knew i soulda went to the bathroom before we left!

I’m sorry Mr. Squirrel..I tried my best to miss ya buddy. Metro drivers just don’t care.

hmmmm…. i saw the staples commercial and they had an easy button….. if only i could find it though

Damn do i have accident forgiveness

paint- $7.99
socks- $4.49
truck- $3000
end result after an old man was huffin paint and drivin a big ass truck – priceless

damnit thats the 3rd time this month.

That creek is deeper than it looked.

I throw it in the gutter, and go buy another.

note to self, fire the Landscaping crew

I’m Winston Wolfe. I solve problems. Now, you’ve got a truck upside down, in a swamp. Take me to it.

“I WONDER IF ITS TOO LATE TO SWITCH TO GEICO?”

Faking the lochness monster didnt work.

I pressed the FAIL pedal instead of brake.

Ill blam it on the dog!

Ill report it stolen and kill the photographer. . . YA !

I have had only one .Officer!

LOOK NO HANDS . . . OH SHHHHH!

Myth: busted

Damn…. i cant remember if i turned my interior light off.

Hum…I wonder what mums gonna make for dinner

That was a rough drive, I’m thinkin’ Arby’s for a lunch break til I know what to say about that delivery of cadaveres for the medical school.

Damnit my weed is in there, I wonder if I should go get it!

Damn Again, wat should i tell my wife this time???

Damn Again, wat should i tell my wife this time???

Hmmm…No skid marks, no grass in the tire treads…..If I had a trenchcoat and a lollipop would I look cool with my hand on my chin?

I think that’s the last time I hire anybody with the last name DUKE to drive my trucks.

Now I know that wasn’t there last night.

I bet that’s the last time Ricky calls shotgun…poor bastid.

WHO CARES ABOUT THE TRUCK, I CANT FIND THE PENNY FROM MY LOAFER!

NOT GOING ANYWHERE FOR A WHILE?….GRAB A SNICKERS

well…. the brochure did say offroad-capable…..

Now, where the heck are my keys? They flew over here somewhere!

hmmmm………i wonder where the other half went?

At least I stayed in a Holiday Inn last night.

“Once again, I have failed to recreate Swamp Thing”

what was it my physics teacher always said about gravity

Somehow this must be George Bush’s fault….

The Mob family was once again disappointed when Corky dumped the truck and keept the body

“How am I going to blame this one on the new guy?…”

Well, Dale did mention that he wanted to race the truck.

Roll over!
Good Truck.

Play dead!
Yay! Good Truck.

Come here!
…

Ahh crap.

Hmm… Should I say, “Sorry Mom, the truck couldn’t handle my extreme driving skills,” or “A gorilla escaped from the zoo, punched me in the eye, and took the keys to the truck. From there I don’t know what happened…” Yeaaaaa.
I’m gonna need someone to hit me though. Hmm…. Who would that be?

i hope my ‘Just for Men’ wasnt in there…

WELL,WHAT HAPPENED WAS……….YOU SEE…..THERE WAS A….f**K IT I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

That’s funny .. i don’t remember that turn.

there has to be an easier way to empty that thing!

“I sure did pick a bad day to quit sniffing glue”.

Note to self cruise control does NOT steer the dump truck!!

ok good my wife is in there just gotta get some gas a lighter and find a good story to tell the in cops…

My Dick feels like Corn…

I knew I should have stayed home today…

lol, thas pretty funny

I knew I should have stayed home today…

For my next trick, i will design the Pontiac Aztek.

Now how do i make myself look hurt?

now where did i park my car?

insurence should cover this…. right?

It worked in all the simulations……

r lamd s comment lol lol lol lol! luke use the force… hahahaha

that damn squirrel was quick

see what had happend was i was driving then i was spinning and then i was wet

I wonder if ruby tuesdays still got those riblets?

Now what do I tell the wife? I’m sure gonna be late for supper?

OK, so if it wasn’t a 3″ trailer ball, what size was it?

aw crap, lets see… whats the excuse this time?

CRAP! Somebody call Chuck Norris!

(sigh) What it’s like to be Recklessly Impulsive

What the hell did I do last night!?

Poor Frank! He always told me he would die in a pit of glory….

maybe if i walk away looking confused nobody will think it was me!

oh man what am i gonna tell bill this time, I swear I can make that turn with my nissan.

Likkee…a glovvee??

Liiike….a glovvee?

“Maybe mounting that axle sideways wasn’t such a good idea afterall?!?!?!”

“Maybe mounting that axle sideways wasn’t such a good idea afterall?!?!?!”

Yoda in background… “Luuke, use the force!”

Dirty mouth……..clean it up with orbits gum!

Great……I think I left my wallet in there!

“Hey ladies, this is my ‘I think I need to come up with an excuse’ face.”

I know I left the handbrake up!!! Did I???

My truck is totaled! I think I need to see a dentist.

Hmmm.. Happy or Sad? Well.. sad about losing my truck, Happy that dang Jim is at the bottom with it… Keeps me from having to kill him!

Gee… My truck drowned and there goes my false teeth too!

DAMN! i lost the keys AGAIN!

Well boss you should’ve know I couldn’t drive that thing especially when bob glued my damn hand to my face.

which insurance company should i get on the phone to?

Well boss I’ve got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your truck is totaled.
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The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurence by switching to Geico

Well there goes all my retirement money. I knew I shouldn’t of bought all that damn Viagra.

quick boys lets evac!!

Boss i sold the truck to satin he only took half of it thought

when something goes wrong its always a good idea to turn around and look at the ground and scratch your chin

Well What do you know? i could have sworn I put the truck here some where

Im getting too old for this job…

I could have swore Driving the dump truck INTO the load would have worked………..Just didnt plan on loading upside down…

“Where the hell is that gecko when you need him”

damn quick-sand ..i know that treasure is around here somewhere

So i guess professional dumptruck drifting is outta the question…?

that’ll teach him to screw around with my wife

My wallet wasn’t on the dash…where’d it go?

“Well Bob, at least it looks like we can save the tires.”

“Ah dangit! I knew I shouldn’t have let her drive..”

“Now where the hell did I put that truck???”

But I just had my brakes fixed at Canadian Tire!?

the guys from stride did tell me to spit out my gum already.

times like this you need juicy fruit gum!! have a juicy!!

” Now, where the hell am I gonna find another truck full of guacamole?”

How did I get out completely dry???

“Oh my Didn’t know it was that deep”

Whats the number for AAA again?

It didn’t work as well in Oregon Trail either….aaah well. At least I don’t have cholera!

And on top of all of it, I stepped in dog crap. Freakin’ day.

Im pretty sure my TomTom was wrong this time

Now where did I put my keys?…

Hehehe that outta teach em.

This is like looking for a needle in a haystack!

So that’s what the ‘instant dump’ switch does!

Ya know, I just don’t think this venture of flipping trucks is going to be nearly as profitable as flipping houses.

Slight water damage…..
NEW UPHOLSTRY!! Don’t buy a dump truck without a car facts report!
Wonder if anybody will wanna but this now? Zigged when I shoulda zagged. Good thing i can walk on water cuz somehow i’m dry. Good thing it was a gasoline tanker cuz if gas went up even more and people seen this picture of me they would try to kill me!

Did I roll my window up and take the keys out?

While Jim attempts to winch the ferocious 5,000 pound crocodile out of the swamp and place an ear tag on it, let me tell you what’s going to be on next weeks Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom show…

“did i remember to put the parking brake on?”

I bet I ain’t gonna be workin’ here much longer.

“So that was left at the pub, drive two blocks, and a hard right at the old barn. Thats the last time I listen to Bob.”

OH BOY!!!

That’ll buff out.

Not going anywhere for a while?

Grab a Snikers™

One handed man walks away from his overturned truck. Sources say the the driver; seen above, was not able to swerve in time when a banana cart was left in the middle of a small one lane road. The truck smashed through the cart, and the bananas then caused the truck to loose grip on the road. The truck overturned into a sewage overflow next to the road. The gorilla later filed a lawsuit against the truck driver for destruction of property, and produce.

Bill ponders, as to which type of engine should power his tandem potato launcher.

That pink rabbit at the bar was right…. Definently shouldn’t have had that last Double Rum and Coke…

I swore there used to be a No Dumping sign there.

My workers drowned, my truck is upside down in the swamp, ???¿¿¿???I wonder if the boss will notice???¿¿¿???

Shit…I’m F****d

now what am i going to tell the insurance company??

I guess superheroes aren’t real.

Should’ve ran over that squirrel instead!! DAMN, wheres onstar??!!

I wonder if these shoes match my outfit..

omfg im screwed

Had to take a dump, i guess stuff does get serious when you take a wrong turn.

All those “BMW goes green” comments just made me loose it!!!

damn I know I parked over hear. where did my truck go?

I put my hand upon my hip. When I dip you dip WE dip!

He’s Thinking Arby’s!

“Dumped” Truck

I wonder whats for dinner tonight…

Some shortcut….

“K”
It was a “Left”, then a “Right”.
Man this is not good.

This truck is half full

did i just step in dog poop?

Okay okay..relax.
“I got hired on friday and its now monday and it’s my first day”
Phone call to boss: hello mark? thats ur name right uhh so i dumped the truck” “well yah thats ur job it’s a dump truck” uhh noo i literlly dumped it into the swamp”….dial tone

hmmm… wonder what we are havin for dinner oh yeah the truck ok how should we get it ou….. mmmm pork chops crap ok ok the truck

….OOOO…DAMMM HOW AM I GOING TO GET HOME NOW…..

I guess I really should have made that right turn at Albuquerque.

Chuck, I don’t know how to say this… Well to start, we can both agree there are few things you could have done differently.

WHERES THAT GREEN LIZARD WHEN YOU NEED HIM

ok i found the tires now where did i leave the truck

Sooo…. Turns out I can’t take that corner @ 50mph

“A deer jumped out in front”…..No that will never fly, I know, “The brakes failed”…. No the Boss won’t buy the either……. Hmmmmm, how about “Blame it on the new guy” Yeah thats it!!

I knew I should’ve painted it camo !

Where’s that stupid cartoon esurance superhero when you need her?

I knew it would be hard to drive with my hand superglued to my chin!

The ‘Duke Boys’ haven’t even jumped a dump truck before!

I wonder if I tell them it was a U.F.O. if they would still make me take a breathalyzer?

Man I’ve got a heater on deck… watch out.

“That’s not the truck you’re looking for, I can go about my business, move along.”

Ahh! Like a glove.

Maybe if i throw a couple of limbs on it they will never know it’s missing…

or

DAMN!!! i was sure i could make that jump in my one axle truck!!! I lose so much money to these crazy stunts!!! Oh well, tax write off!!!

ok… now the question is…. how do i explain this to my wife?

“It’s just a little wet…it’s still good, it’s still good!”

Man i hope Geico covers this

man i hope Geico will cover this

“oh man, this is worse than the time i dumped those paving bricks in the middle of the highway…”

Polos new water resistant clothing
“it was amazing, i was upside down in the swamp….and you can’t even tell i got wet!!”

” They said to dump the truck to fill in the swamp, but this just doesn’t seem right!”

Great my swamp is ruined… i new i should have bought that insurance.

Damn!… not again.

Now….. if i could only remember where i parked that blue bastard.

well, i lost my job, my truck is all torn to hell, and my wife will nag me for the next 2 years… but check this out…my chin is still smooth and i havent shaved in days!!!

No need to worry guys… i stayed at a holiday inn express last nite.

Well I think that went well.

You know I really thought Mark was going to be able to out-swim those alligators… Oh well, I’m keen for pint, you in?

Soooo… that was a lot more fun than expected.

Hmmmmm, what would Batman do?

What now ?
Life come’s at you fast
so get a capital one card

Damn and I had 2 beers left in that sixpack on the seat!

i just cant remember where id parked it??? damn viagrA, swear i should take 1 pill instead of 2.

i know???? i just parked it right here??? damn memory lost is kicking in again!!

Damn weather man, lied to me by saying IKE was going to be category 2
when it was really a category 5.!!!!

Damn. The blow and that dead hooker are still in there!

Well…..they didn’t say the “Hole-In-One” Winner had to use a golf ball in this tournament!!

Is alcohol affecting your perception? If you drink and drive, you’ll end up in deep shit!

your doing it wrong

i wonder how will i get the kids out from there……..damn!

damn…that sucks.

I thought the truck was an all terrian vhecile?

Oh my… How am I gonna explain this to my wife.

hmmmmm…what am i gonna tell the company?

Who took a dump in my swamp?

Nope… don’t think my winch will save me this time.

DAMN PTERODACTYLS!!! ALWAYS MOVING SHIT AROUND!

Oh man, I can’t believe someone left a dump in my drink!

Do I just fire him, or take this outa his pay for the next ten years? One thing’s for sure, the little bastard isn’t driving anymore…

“Hmm, could’ve sworn that hole wasn’t THAT deep.”

“Well, that hides the top half of the stolen dump truck… Now, I just need to steal ANOTHER dump truck to fill in the rest of the hole!’

now if i could only find that darn BMW…..

“Hello Enterprise” “I’m in some deep shit”

I’m not sure if I set the parking brake.

hmmm, now if i could just remember where i parked…..

“I’ve seem to have slipped on this here banana peel, damn you Donkey Kong, damn youuuuu…”

this isnt where i parked my car

The birth of the horrifying “swamp truck!!!!’

as bill walked away from his accident he wounder what the hell happened
and how he didn’t get wet

What?!?!?! I sure remember this lake being bigger! Now I have to look for a new place to dump evidence!

UUUUH! So “R” is for reverse not for running!