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You know something Mark, I think I’d rather be riding my bicycle downtown. By the way what’s that smell?

You know something Mark, I think I’d rather be riding my bicycle downtown. By the way what’s that smell?

Hey weren’t there five of us?

Ok guys we don’t have a “flex compasitor” nor do we have any “flubber” so I think we’re gonna have to make due with screaming like little girls for right now.

This week in the News:

Sky high gas prices will soon crash..:)

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Hey Frank, just because the helmet cam is made outta the same stuff as the black box, doesn’t mean if you land on your head you’re gonna make it….just an FYI

Hey Billy, where’d you get the helment cam, and why’s that DVR strapped to your back…..

As an apparent slap in the face to the Airline Industry, the guys at Good Stuff advertising come up with the one time slogan: “Driving the Friendly Skies”

We don’t need no flippin’ reindeer….That’s ’cause we’re only going to one house.

The guys at Good Stuff try their hand at the advertising market, their first slogan attempt: “Bringing it to the people Hard and Fast..now that’s Good Stuff”!

Today’s lesson: Forget all you’ve learned about seatbelts.

It suddenly became apparent to all four men, that with the top down…there is no cabin pressure.

“look up in the sky is a bird? is it a plane? is it superman? oh its just three morons falling off an airplane” said bush

i told you agent K dont push the red button.

i think we missed our turn?

Quick, someone put the car in reverse.

Quick, someone put the car in reverse.

With gas prices going up, i might hop along too!

I told you my car could FLY!

We guarantee you our car offers the best safety features in the industry! No need to worry, Im sure the airbags will dispatch precisely as we designed it.

We guarantee you our car offers the best safety features in the industry! No need to worry, Im sure the airbags will dispatch precisely as we designed it.

We can’t stop here, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!

SHIT, what was that? I THINK ITS THE AIR FORCE! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!

And Im Free……FREE FALLIN! wonder if anyone is also free ballin it lol

DUDE! I think your G.P.S is wrong It just said “Dip Ahead”

how do we see past winners?

Ok, where the hell is Billy……what do you mean he went back to the plane? What ejection seat?

What-do-ya mean it pulls to the right, oh now we’re skrewed!

Eehhh What’s up Doc? I guess I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque…

Hey, could that have been a… gremlin?

Let’s see the General Lee beat this!!

someone should’ve told them that special effects already existed when ‘chitty chitty bang bang’ came out.

Note to self: putting on a propeller hitch cover does not turn your car into a plane or a helicopter.

So, tell me again, why did we not take the freeway?

This is when “Hold my beer and watch this” goes a little far!

Men, Four of ya’ going in. Only very few are coming back without pinchin’ one off.

When the divorce was said and done, Fred had lost custody of his pride and joy to his ex-wife. Since he didn’t want her to have the car, he did the only rational thing he could think of with it.

“Sorry, folks, we ran out of gas!”

Yea my car runs lows 4’s and i have a incredible 60 foot time and 100 foot time and 200 foot time.

Someone wanna hear the tomatoes joke?

Ok, now where there is a parkslot?

I told you to don’t press that big red CAUTION button!!!

- Are we there yet?
- No… just a sec… Yeah!

Don’t worry! It has AirBags!

Although Timmy and his friends worshiped the “Back to the Future” movies and the flying Delorean, their parent’s never realized it would eventually lead to their demise.

Googlemaps Streetview: v2.uhoh

Now, watch as the skydivers use the car as a metaphor for the state of our country under McCain’s leadership!

In soviet Arizona, car skydives you….

No really I’m sober enough to drive, gimme the keys!

Mapquest.com Designers go to extreme lengths to make sure their maps are accurate.

Google Earth Beta ~Sign Up now~

Google Earth Pro Bonus Feature- Super close up.

dude…..
u sure this is the express way…(‘:/)

Next time we are flying first class you cheap skate !!!

Hey hun, i thought you said nothing was wrong with the brakes…

Calm down i have full control right now

aye man, can you put the top up the wind is blowing my hair a lil to hard…..

Look honey! THERE’S a parking spot! *points*

I thought enterprise car rental was to pick us up at the airport not in the dang airplane AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I hope the DVD and pictures are complimentary of this dive!

volkswagen: Soaring Since 1937

FATRATMATT
Sep 21, 2008 4:28:50 PM

RELAX YA’LL I HAVE AIR BRAKES!!!

Hahahaa!! That’s funny right there!

Ok, I know I missed that last meeting where we came up with the GOOD STUFF slogan, but I sure as hell don’t see anything good coming out of this.

I can see my house.

Yeah James, that’s a good idea, put your seatbelt on just in case we hit the PLANET!!!

Um, guys, I think we got a problem, the Check engine light just came on.

You couldn’t just take it to the junk yard and have it crushed like everybody else!

The guys really didn’t know how naive Frank was…until now.

Frank: Well we didn’t have to wear parachutes on the plane, how come we have to wear them in the car??

Yeah, will this baby will do 0-60 in 0.0000001 seconds, Ferrari boy.

I’d like to see the look on the Avis agent when you return this rental.

(Air Rage) Holy crap *%#*, that plane nearly ran us over. Damn pilot thinks he owns the sky..?

The modern day Jetsons… Rugh row Rorge.

That’s one way to carpool to work, and beat high gas prices.

This isn’t where i parked my car.

I THINK I SEE A OPEN SPOT

THIS IS DEFINITLY NOT THE PARKING LOT

THIS IS DEFINITLY NOT THE PARKING LOT

Wait a minute…,
This Wasn’t The FERRY!!!

Dang this car flys!!!….:D

just takin the family out for a sunday drive

just takin the family out for a sunday drive

getting high on the good stuff.

im high on the good stuff man..

fuel economy 0mpg. statistics say that this is the safest way to travel…. and appearantly very cheap to maintanince although rough landing

Just remember it’s not the fall that hurts, It’s the sudden stop at the bottom!

RELAX YA’LL I HAVE AIR BRAKES!!!

Yeah, and the reviews on this car said it’s so fast, it FLIES!!

gives a whole new meaning to tuck and roll

I knew we took a wrong left turn at albuquerque!

Hey Joe, you left the e-brake up!

is that Local or state who gives them that ticket for no seltbelts

I wonder if they catch a moving violation from traffic cop lol

wait a minute, why are we going up? shouldnt we be falling?
i guess so, but my exhaust gets so hot i think its turning the parachute into a hot air baloon.

I guess that I shouldnt have had the car drop shipped to my house.

Harry spent hours recreating the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang car… only to find that after strapping the family in, and setting off on it’s maiden voyage, that it was not in fact magical, and it was a bad day for all.

When Christina signed up for Skydiving lessons, her instructor said something about “drive thru” lessons… She wasn’t sure what he meant, however she know regrets signing up.

“Oh, I thought you wanted me to rig the seat belts to not come undone only during to dive”

Looks like someone forgot to put the hand brake..

you see, this is the exact reason why “operation dumbo drop” should be removed from the shelves of all movie rental stores. damn copycats.

VTEC just kicked in, YO!

And such is the fate off all vehicles that have unsettled debts with the mob. God speed, little convertible, God speed!

This is not a problem.

Lamborghini Murciélago —– 0-150 mph in 21.4 seconds

Black convertible 4 —– 0-150 mph in 2.4 seconds
seater

After years and years of getting shit on and abused, the little black convertible finally got his revenge on the birds in his neighborhood.

Oh man, we never fixed the air bags…..well at least mine works

i hoppe our insurance will belive us this time.. i have a camara in our helmets just incase they dont….

they thought by going HYBRID they ment HIRIDE….

…and you didn’t think this P.O.S. could hit 200mph…

Who it really does make that catoon sound from “willey coyote”

I cant believe we signed up for the army paratroopers

Harry Potter aint got sh*t on us

Airplane rental 1500.00
Skydiving lessons 200.00
tiny car 100.00
Falling out the back of a airplane with your buddies and sh*ting your pants “priceless”

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, 4 passengers and 3 parachuttes – Hit it!

“Vegeta, what does the speedometer say about our miles per hour?”

Vegeta: “It’s over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!”

Nothing like a nice saturday afternoon, top back wind in your face………….at 10,000 ft.

In Japan there are so many cars and so few garages, you have to park 10,000 feet up.

Hey I can see my house from here

I guess it’s better than watering the dirt… Arizona.

“Are you sure McCain’s at the X?”

OK is everyone buckled up? I SWEAR i am not getting a ticket because of one of you Dumb SOB’s!!!

or

Scene’s from the next Fast and the Furious movie, Flat and the Pissed Off!!! Vin diesel : “i live at a Terminal Velocity at time, Man”

Its a foriegn micro van, or three door grocery getter with right hand drive..

HA HA HA HA!!!Click on the picture it self! Theres a small kid sitting in the drivers seat instead of the Caption photo!

(at least at 7:50 pm Pacific time….They may change it so look quick!)

Well La Di Da…with any luck, we’ll land beside my Van down by the River…!!!

(I did it again, didn’t I?)

You mean you forgot the parashute?

I could close my eyes and still hit a Starbucks….

I’m taking the short cut…..

……..Are YOU in good hands….?

quick turn around i forgot something

women drivers tisk tisk

You can’t say that they were drunk when they did this. Because the statement, “Don’t drink and drive” does not apply to this. Although, “Don’t smoke and fly” does apply.

Are we missing someone? Billy!!!

Bond…James Bond 007…I left my Aston in Arizona!

Mommy… I have to pee….

i will turn this car around mister

Who forgot to go to the bathroom before we left?

Imagine NASCAR doing this. First place gets a gold headstone

This is gonna rise your car insurance

When I said drop the top this is not what I had in mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aviation boxer engine or DIE! oh. No.

Buckle up!

For Karate Instructor Mr. Shapiro’s newest lesson, he entrusted his students to become one with their surroundings. Unfortunately, his methods were unorthodox, and becoming one with the car meant risking either life… or death.

After Hummer’s recent downfall in terms of sales, the American Military branded them to go back to the drawing board. This is there new test bed, based off of an Un-named Volkswagen.

Introducing the Hummer TDi GTi folks.

hold my beer watch this

r u sure this is cheaper than buying fuel?

you headlights are on mister!

See I told you not to buy that cheap GPS, “please make a U-Turn Now”…

See I told you not to be that cheap GPS, “please make a U-Turn Now”…

“JUST STOP AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS” “do you wanna drive”

“Now this is what I call an air ride suspension”

Quick! Shift it into reverse!

Steve’s first and last time driving the office carpool.

ok my comment: Weeee!! we be goin so fast yo dat we be breakin the space-time continuum yo!

no wonder why it said no parking anytime there

no wonder why it said no parking anytime there

Don’t drink and skydrive

oops forgot to leave the link to my ride’s page ^^^

3 of these 4 scientists agree that “Gravity” will replace fosil fuels as the worlds most used power source…

the 4th scientist was the only one to survive the experiment.

What a better way to test out just how air dynamic these car really is!

what hapens when you don’t have money to plug the meter when going sky diving.

Ok so i bought this car off ebay and they said don’t worry about shipping it’ll be at my house later that day

When the inlaws drop in, all hell breaks loose!

The hood says it all.

ok were going skydiving but whats gonna happen to the car well i hope u got the insurance

Joe felt that the family roadtrips were getting to long with all the stops that were regularly made on the side of the road to check the printed out Google Map directions.

He came up with a new idea, and decided that instead of having a destination, his best option was to become one WITH the Google Map.

WAIT!!! I… I… I… I… I THOUGHT THE RED LIGHT MEANT STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!

“WAIT FOR ME GUYS!; yeah we forgot joe again.”
“I think you took a eft when you were supposed to take a right.”
“Yeah, nooowwww i’m lost.”

What the “F” are those guys doin with my car?!!!!

UH-OH this is gonna Hurt!!!!

So this is the worst thing that could happen from buying tow straps at the “Dollar Store”

omg you just ran a red light. do you think the police saw us??? who cares were saving gas this way. hoey put the car in nuetrul maybe the car will stop

What if.. SHit I hope Im covered for this. Thank God I have Allstate. They cover me for everything.

Yuh see folks, this car REALLY gives you that “Wind in yer hair” experience!

This isn’t where I parked my car….

buckle up. its safer.

Only in Arizona they would call something like this ‘good stuff’.

“ATV, T is for terrain”
“I clearly said, pull the brake not the gate!”
“Remember, Calm down and pump repeatedly your brake until vehicle stops”

i told you the GTA bouncing car cheat works in real life

So you’re sure insurance will cover this if we mess up, right?

Don’t worry kids, its got airbags!

Hey I can see my house from here.

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Now this is RIDING on AIR!!!

Simon felt slightly insecure about LA congestion, so he quickly summarized a different route for the car pool.

“And I always thought Jim was such an ass, but look at this, he made sure we were all buckled up before leaving on the trip. Turns out he’s a pretty nice guy!”

But why’s the road gone?

Woohoo! We’re totally crashing CarDomain’s 10th anniversary party!