This chick i was riding with got pulled over. Doing well over 100 in a 65 zone. the cop came to the car and she started crying outta control and started saying she just got her period and ther was blood everywhere. the cop apoligized and told her to be careful and left. after he left she started laughing and said “do you know how many times that worked?”. i guess if your a girl its easier… me well i woulda been cuffed and in the back seat… HAHA

I had rushed home to get to my house for mothers day, I was really going 90KMH in a 70KMH and when I took the left turn I hit the gas and took off down the street. A cop had been sitting at the light and when they saw me go he shot up his lights and came towards me. Pulled me over in a college parking lot and asked if I knew why I got pulled over. I told him honestly i’m not too sure, but if I had to guess because my tires went “eet” when I took the corner. He said that I was speeding (Which I was) and that he had to go 90 to catch up to me. I looked at him puzzled and said “90, really? Wow, my gauge said I was only going about 68.” And he looked at me and said “Really? Well, can I see your papers?” so I handed them to him and he walked over to the cruiser. On the way back I see him bend over in my rear view, and he shakes me car. In my head i’m thinking (Oh fuck my muffler). He hands me the papers, ticket free and says “I suggest you get your gauges checked, you can get in a lot of trouble. And the only reason why we noticed you is because of that muffler of yours. Be careful with that, you might get a prick who will ticket you for it.” I thanked him politely, took my papers. Sat in my car till he drove off. I put my phone to my ear to make it look like I was answering a call so they didn’t come back and ask me why I left.

I’ve been pulled over three times, ticketed 0. I have had two tickets from camera vans though, fucking assholes.

I have 2 tickets on my record on for speeding doing a 55 in a 30 and one for an expired inspection sticker. I was 18 and was taking some backroads home with a friend after we had a car stereo shopping spree at circuit city for his car and this cop coming off his brake at his own house is pulling out and the lights come on i pulled over 20 feet from is driveway and he walks up im give him my papers and answer a few questions then he says “Ihate to do this to you since you pulled over so fast and have been very polite” so he gives me a $250 ticket the speed i was going over with a 0 on the end of it then told me to take it to court so he can have the day and not show up, how cool is that but i paid the ticket and took it like a man since i was in the wrong. Now for the other one i got pulled over coming out of the College lot and i as soon as i turned the cop at the red light pulled me over (legal right turn at a green light u can only go left or right for me) so he asks for my papers comes back and says everything checks out, then walks alaround the car stops at the sticker busted by a jackass who had noting better to do fought that ticket and won since he gave back my papers before noticing the sticker,were i live it is illegal to do this so he got written up and i also got an apology from the department. All the other 10 times ive been pulled over are because of how late i get out from work and the body kit but now i know all the cops on this route and if i see one i know i always keep a cup of coffe from work in my car at the end of the night so i hook them up and now i just talk to them so be nice and truthful and remember loopholes work.

If you’re a decent driver and follow the rules of the road you don’t have to worry about getting caught. Street racing may be fun, but it is illegal for a reason, because people can die. It isn’t worth the ticket or the chance of killing yourself or some innocent person. My bro has 44 tickets and got his license taken away for four years so I drive like a granny, and I’m saving my race days for the track.

run.

The other thing for the guys to do is act really gay. This has helped me to avoid so many speeding tickets. Most Cops, especially macho male cops are homophobic and to avoid anything happening they will want to avoid the situation as quickly as possible. When it comes to female cops, simply talk alot, like a flammer would do, say alot of nice things, like girl I love you hair and nails, blah blah blah. Most females are what are called f@g hags and women cops are no exception. They will usually let you go with a warning, but you usually have to conversate for a long time.

By looking like this, http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3272/2839616469_0e3bc21a91_o.jpg ,but I don’t so I’d be shit outta luck.

Got pulled over in my impala going 110 on the st8 a way the cop was sitting under the over pass i seen but it was too late i thought about just leaving him because he wasnt going catch to i just stopped he was like where the hell are going just told him i had to shit so he gave me a ticket i had to go to a driving class where it was like a aaa meeting

I got pulled over for 90 in a 35, running three redlights, two illegal lanes changes (drag racing) my buddy was freekin out thought we were going to jail and the officer walked up to the window and started laughing and said “have a good night”. (I smoked weed with him like a week before that)

i got pulled once for drag racing this lil Honda. we went threw two red lights goin about 90 in a 45. at the next red light we decided to stop, but behind us was an unmarked we didn’t see. he put on his lights and told us to go in the wal-mart parken lot. turns out the dude that was racing me was driving a stolen car. HA! i got a slap on the wrist with a no seat belt ticket and took off. the other guy….well that dudes fucked.