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Dag Gummit Bo ! I done told ya to take the back way ! How’s we gonna make a surprise git-a-way, with all them there paparazzi hangin’ round ? Yeeeee Hawww Luke ! Ya reckon we can make “BAIL” if’n we hits one of them there walls ? YEEEEEEEEEEE Hawwwwwwwwwww !

“They stole my car daddy! They stole my car!!!”
“That’s okay, we’ll hop into the KITT 3000 Piece-O-Junk and go and chase em down!”
“Wooooo!”

Rising gas prices have taken a horrible toll on the hazzard rally.

Honey, I shrunk the car!

Ok Beau, when I said we had to scale down, I meant us not the car!

“With your driving I’m glad we remembered to install that push bar… damn, it’s cardboard too…”

When you told me you had a Charger as a project car this isn’t even close to what I was expecting.

Did the Duke boys get old and fat or did the General Lee shrink?

“Out of our way! Our sister’s in a tube top!”

Save a horse, ride a redneck!

“man, i knew i should have checked FreeCreditReport.com ….”

Do you think these guys climbed through the windows to get in their General Lee like Bo and Luke did? LOL.

Lean forward Luke, here comes the jump….IIIIIII Hhhaaaaaaatttteeeeeeee Yooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Damnit Luke, your looking more like Uncle Jesse every day. Now scoot over before I fall out!

If you flip this thing and land on me I’m gonna kill you!

The Dukes of Hazzard, The baby years.

If you turn your golf cart into the General Lee…..you might be a redneck.

“Dang it Luke”, “why did you have to fail your drivers test again”…(Luke) “shut up and hold on!! WEEEEE”

smart car redneck edition

This is what you get when you mix Moonshine and re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard….. Ba-Da Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!!!!

You told me this thing had airbags….No, I told you I bought pillows.

I don’t know about you Luke, but I think we’re driftin’

GIT R DONE!

with the unveiling of the new smart car, GM had to release their own version of a smart car…

Whooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo
Hold on luke !!! looks like we abe headin fur the ru barb again..
Last thing the croud heard was..We’re just the good ol boys..

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2540278

watch out, sebastian loeb… i’m out to get you!

See, I told you this thing could haul ass

Yogi i got a cramp..Keep going Boo Boo everyones still watching

I like to call this MOOPar.

That thing got a HEMI-ROID in it?

According to FREE CREDIT REPORT.COM this was the best The Duke Boys could do

Boss Hogs sons birthday gift from the Dukes

Wait till they hit the ramp

Now Uncle Jesse told the Duke boys not to sleep with their cousin Daisy or their kids will turn out retarded but did they listen?

Shepherd to lost sheep, shepherd to lost sheep, cooter just called to let you boys know that you need to take it easy on the general, she’s a bit sick these days from all of that farm pond jumping you all seem to do over and over.

big guy thinks to him self while driving this car- “S*** i might as well break my legs threw the bottom and run with this car cause basically its going the same speed i’d be going if i was running and plus i will save on an Halloween costume!”

getting fat guy to get in this car-4 double cheese burgers
having the guy yell in his ear with the megaphone-5 bucks
having the crown watch this fat idiot drive this thing-Priceless

DAMN GASS PRICES F N EVERYTING UP!

due to the short wheelbase,the general flips in the next frame , orangecard board bits flying

baby huey’s first driving lesson

Damn Luke! What did Cooter do to the General!!

Fred and Barney meet Hazzard County…

(Voiceover that comes on from narrator right before Dukes of Hazzard goes to commercial) “Maaan, Looks like the years ain’t been kind ta them ol’ Duke boys. Let’s see if ol’ Beau and Luke can finish that there race to get back to the Ol’ Folks Home to make it in time for they Dementia pills!!!”

This is what happens when you call Will
Blastro and Meme at Original Autosports.

Look out Xzibit, CMT can do it too, This week on Neck my Ride…

Heeeey…that’s a fat car…watchya some sorta pimp? Zooooooooooom!

Look at “Smiling Bob” He doesnt Need a Fancy Muscle car to MAKE everyone KNOW he is HUGE! Yes “Smiling Bob” Just took Enzyte! and
“Junior Jim”, everyone knows what he is trying to make up for, To bad for “Junior Jim” Even His car cant make up for TINY!

that looks like shithole

It looks like ol boss hoggs shrink ray got the general but that dont stop the duke boys from running from rosco.

Is that a datsun?

Pedal that metal harder so we can drift this thing, you butt head! What did we put those “blings” in for??!!

Due to the recent economic crisis, some budget cuts had to be made during the filming of the dukes of hazard.

looks like they being chep with the show now??????

i wonder if this thing gots hyper drive. “guy with mega phone” no you idiot but it gots a great horn

only one question? how did the big guy get in if the door doesnt work.

The mini “lee” made for mini me. unfortunatly some fat guy stole it and the human horn

budget cuts on the Dukes of Hazzard reunion partII

It’s probably not a good idea to even attempt to jump this thing.

Welcome to Georgia!!

Welcome to Georgia!!

Driver/Passenger weight should not exceed vehicle weight.

“wheres Daisy, Bo?” “in the trunk”

Hey Bo, has anybody ever commented on how the general looks smaller in comparison to you after you gained all that weight?

As the mexican audience peered on to watch the classic car race, they had an odd feeling this wasn’t the original dukes car… and that the horn wasn’t an original daisy horn.

Don’t Worry Man Now That I Painted This Car Like The One In Dukes Of Hazard We Cant Loose the race.

When inflation hit the shriners!!

When inflation hit the shriners!!!

Bo: Hold on, I know a shortcut

You’d look like this too if you saw the Daisy Duke that was chasing them.

You know gas prices are bad when the Duke boys resort to using a golf cart! But I bet Rosco still can’t catch ‘em!

the duke boys had to start somewhere

i cant even think of anything funny to say.. this pic is just to funny hahaha

SMART – redneck edition

they didnt make that they just borrowed it from willie nelson its his golf car.

The General Flea, with Johnny Knoxville as the co-pilot.

It was at this point that Ted realized he was no longer in his make-shift backyard golf course.

“Hey Bruno….see if ya can’t catch up to that old lady on the two wheeled tricycle…..”

soaring fuel prices also hit the dukes of hazard as they have to settle for a econo version of general-lee!!
p.s:this crisis has also left the dukes alot more ugly,fat and old than before:P

That’s not over steer our front tire stuck a pebble !

General Lee-ttle

Looks Like Roscoe P. Coltrane Finally Cuffed and Stuffed dem Duke Boys!!! Ku Ku Ku Iloveit Iloveit Iloveit!

new hick version of formula 1 with chicanes…watch with on-board riding camera and listen with on-board announcers!

they see me rollin. they hatin

Canon digital camera: $700

food for the event: $25

Watching them pry his big ass out of the 1/4 scale General Lee: priceless.

Sorry, had to come up with my own version.

As hick as you can get

Looks like Boss Hogg lost another bet. Them Dukes!! Ku Ku KU

Hazzard County’s replacement for Carbon Fibre and spare HEMI parts: Balsa Wood and many long hours dismantling bicycles.

Camera:$200
Race tickets:$150
Being the guy to take this picture:PRICELESS

Due to the success of the General Lee Chargers, Chrysler decides to introduce a downsized Charger Hybrid at the lawnmowers street races in Hazzard County. Horn and Windshield optional.

Due to the success of the General Lee Chargers, Chrysler decides to introduce a downsized Charger Hybrid at the lawnmowers street races in Hazzard County. Horn and Windshield optional.

with the cops on their tails, the Duke boys reverted to a General Lee double to keep the moonshine moving

oops- imcomplete typing:
Oh Bubba! You forgot to Countersteer, you and your stupid Tokyo Drift movie!

Oh Bubba! You forgot to Countersteer, you and your stupid Tokyo Drift!

Once again, danger lurks for the spectators who want to get close to the action…

Oh Yeah! It’s got a HEMI decal.

In the backround someone is playing Waylon Jennings on a kazoo

Edit due to spelling error:

Dukes Of Hazards Special Shriners Edition

Dukes Of Hazards Special Shiners Edition

In this picture : Hillbilly Jim and Jimmy “Mouth of the south” Hart’s entry at the WWF oldtimer’s soapbox derby.
Not Shown : Gigantic shoehorn used to insert Hillbilly Jim.

Dude with megaphone: “FASTER! FASTER!”
Fat guy driving: “Hey Y’all I think I see a Wendy’s drive-thru up there!”

The ad said “General Lee replica, $500″ and the picture looked good on Ebay so I figured what the heck…

…and the south shall rise again.

low budget dukes of hazard movie starring micro version general lee

*Dixie horn sounds*

Due to budget constraints, the director and the stunt driver for the new “Dukes” film got to know each other better than they had hoped.

Unfortunately for the Duke boys the General took a bite from the wrong side of the mushroom.

STEP ON IT FRED!
YABADABADOOOO

Daisy Duke, ya’ll hang in thar, we’re a comin’ (sort of)

New on thursday nights on ABC! The Dukes of Brain Trauma!

Dukes of Hazzard: The early years

We will return to Dukes of Hazzard: behind the blow, right after this break….

Get on it, BO! I think the bridge over old Miller’s Gultch is out!

You should see Boss Hogg’s Smart Car!

times have really gotten hard for those Duke boys.

Redneck version of Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong in Mario Kart!