Caption Contest!

Down the tubes…

Meaning: Wasted and unrecoverable.

nice catch..

While riding and smoking that funky stuff… Ged said “hey homez hit this pipe”

if only Johnny knew what “cruise control” really ment…

Yo Holmes! I said to PASS the water pipe!

Yo Holmes! I said to PASS the water pipe!

The cops can still faintly hear the automated voice of the GPS system saying “You have arrived at your destination”.

The result of your OnStar adviser giving you directions using Yahoo maps.

If you thought the guy in the car was scared, you should have seen the guy in the tunnel.

THE NEW CHEVROLET CAVILER…MADE JUST FOR YOU SEWER INSPECTORS

Dukes of Hazzard meets Dirty Jobs

In Tennessee today, Kerry Collins was given a two year contract extention…

In Tennesse today, Kerry Collins was given a two year contract extention…

When GPS goes wrong…

What aim. What precision. That will surely earn him gold here at the Arkansas State Olympics.

instead of telling some chick i bet its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, tell em i bet its like driving a car into a sewer, it just wont work.

I told you only Mario can telaport through pipes IDIOT!!! GAWD. Call the damn tow truck

I told you only mario can telaport through pipe IDIOT!!! GAWD

Eh, Cavaliers…I mean Cobalts…belong in the sewer – they’re shit.

AND THAT´S WHAT I CALL A GOOD PARKING SPOT

Hold my beer and watch this…

now that’s whats you call a “Hole In One”

now that’s whats you call a “Hole In One”

hole in 1!!!!

Breaking news in cavalier land today, a group of friends said thay were playing hide n seek when they heard their friend, fatso, echoing for help. When they got there, they saw that fatso was stuck in his favorite hiding spot. All they could do was laugh at him and say, should’ve used 5w30 not 20w50 you fatty!

Breaking news in cavalier land today, a group of friends said thay were playing hide n seek when they heard their friend, fatso, echoing for help. When they got there, they saw that fatso was stuck in his favorite hiding spot. All they could do was laugh at him and say, should’ve used 5w30 not 20w50 you fatty!

Breaking news in cavalier land today, a group of friends said thay were playing hide n seek when they heard their friend, fatso, echoing for help. When they got there, they saw that fatso was stuck in his favorite hiding spot. All they could do was laugh at him and say, should’ve used 5w30 not 20w50 you fatty!

When are they going to put up a sign that tells drivers that this is not the EXIT 6 tunnel?

Suddenly Earls life long fear of sewage pipes started to make sense

And yet another ending result of what happens when “I bet ya” gets said at a bar…..

revenge: if you’re gonna total your cheating husbands car…get out of it first

This guy has pipe dreams

The Nose Dive
J1:10
J2:9
J3:10

and he was the designated driver

and that son is how cars are born

c1: I told you not to tell him to pull over.
c2: Think we should call the fire department?
c1: Nah, just wait for him to step out of the vehicle.

3 points! And the Cavs win!

my chevy got turned on

Damnit Earl I told you to quit that damn textin

WARNING: Painting a Confederate Flag on the roof of an orange car DOES NOT make it fly like the General Lee

Officer,I swear it looked like a drive thru car wash

To the dismay of local authorities, another Krispy Kreme driver bites the dust.

o1: I told you not to tell him to pull over yet.
02: Think we should call the fire department?
o1: Nah, just wait for him to step out of the vehicle.

p1: I told you not to yell pull over yet.
P2: Think we should call the fire department?
p1: Nah, just wait for him to step out of the car.

I told you not to tell him to pull over yet,

Think we should call the fire department?

nah, just wait for him to step out of the car.

I thought this was the carpool lane.

What happens when you give Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo and Raphael a drivers car.

The ultimate in irony….General Motors in the gutter!!

Ninja Turtle escape route.

i didnt have trouble finding the hole this time.

A Safety Recall For All Chevy Cavaliers Has Been Announced Today. Reports From The BMV State That The Car Just Jumps Right Off The Road, All By Itself. Chevy Denies This Claim Saying, “Its Like A Rock.” Thats One American Revolution Down The Drain. Literally.

A Safety Recall For All Chevy Cavaliers Has Been Announced Today. Reports From The BMV State That The Car Just Jumps Right Off The Road, All By Itself. Chevy Denies This Claim Saying, “Its Like A Rock.” Thats One American Revolution Down The Drain. Literally.

Fat cop to Lady cop: “Looks like Batman was drunk and missed his cave entrance again… Tell me again why we can’t charge this guy with a DUI?”

This is what happends when you play tag in cars.

I swear to god occifer.. it jumped out right in front of me…

REALITY TV PLUS AD CAMPAINING IS GROWING IN POPULARITY, HOWEVER CHEVEROLET’S NEWEST STINT PROVES “UNHELPFUL” IN REFERENCE TO GM’S VEHICLE SALES PLUMMETING TO THE GUTTER.

Even if the damage is repairable they’ll never get rid of that smell.

this is what happens when Tom and Jerry step up to vehicles.

see pa, told you it wouldn’t fit through…

Hey bob, I told you cavaliers dont off road!! but you didnt listen.”

I guess G.M. finally got caught, the E.P.A. is not gonna like that!!

After watching the Presidential Debates on CNN.

That’s exactly what she said.

while trying to despritaly run from the police, the suspect tried to hide, but his car was orange.

while trying to despritaly run from the police, the suspect tried to hide, but his car was orange.

“….and he drove that Chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry….”

Looks like them Duke boys are in a whole heep of trouble this time.

HA! You all owe me $20 each! I Told you crazy officer O’grady could chase that perp into the pipe!

“Officer, I swear, it said DETOUR TURN RIGHT!”

….and thank you God for chlorinating the gene pool.

This car really went down the tubes!!

for most newer bridge-sytems there are tunnels for less traffic build up, unfortunatly this was not one.

XTREME water sliding

Female drives…. we told them to stop

BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!!

I SWEAR I THOUGHT I WASS GOING TO THE FUTURE

HOLE IN ONE!

Lawn Dart

lol and last night you said I couldnt find the hole

Robin: “Holy smokes Batman, when can I use the front entrance to the cave…”

old lady: “see i told you harry this doesnt look like julies house, you were suppost to take the next left not this right”
Old man: ” what are you taking about you always told me that julie lived in a black hole”

old lady: “see i told you harry this doesnt look like julies house, you were suppost to take the next left not this right”
Old man: ” what are you taking about you always told me that julie lived in a black hole”

it my have taken me 20 holes but i told ya i would get a hole in one

My girlfriend says I have the same problem! I always miss the hole.

Just when you thought tuner exhausts couldnt go any bigger.

Am I too late for the interview of Batman’s sidekick

Due the recession Bruce “Batman” Wayne sold the tumbler for a more fuel efficient vehicle. Unfortunately it didn’t pass the bat cave entrance on the way home.

Just when you thought tuner exhausts couldn’t get any bigger…

Dude I ordered my pizza 30 minutes ago, why the hell hasn’t the pizza guy got here yet?

Damn I did it on Need for Speed last night,…. why didn’t it work this time?

holy shit dale, hold on to your mullet

*Super Mario Pipe Noise*

Fuck Your Pipe!

Ever take it off any sweet jumps?

I swear officer the pipe came out of nowhere!!!

Remember when i said i was so hungry i could eat a car??…well it doesnt flush down very good

What happens in Vegas Stays in vegas…

Only Tiger Woods could make a shot like that…

Stupid human tricks.. Tonight at eleven

to the bat cave!!!!!!…….

Good Shot!

That wasn’t very cavalier…

FAIL

Photographer catches a shot of the ever-elusive, giant segmented worm mistaking a car for a large meal. Yeesh!

Exit ramp to the tunnel has mysteriously disappeared..

How about them apples? :/

The owner of this Cavalier must have realized what his piece of crap was worth and tried flushing it down the drain.

we all know the stock market is going down the tubes but i dont think is chevy is doing that bad

this is a time for the allstate guy to pop-up and be like, this is how you do not get the good driver discount

For Sale: 2004 Chevy Cavalier! 4 cyl, 5 Speed! Fresh Body Work! Man Does This Thing Fly!

for sale: 2004 chevy cavalier. 4cyl, 5speed. fresh body work! man this thing really flys!

alfred, i think we need to widen the batcave entrance to accomodate my new ride…

Used car – $12,000
New tires – 275
Brake pads – $90
Ending up in a drainage pipe with your brand new car when the cheap brake pads and tires fail – PRICELESS!

FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERES MASTERCARD

He should have used KY.

cop on bridge looking at the car-”Dammit joey you did this last year for the last time you car cant squeeze into any type of hole like a octopus can u tard…geez”

I ALREADY LEFT MY CAPTION. How in the heck did he clear the bridge railing. Did he hit an invisible ramp or something??? LOL

Newspaper Headline – Christian Bale, star of Batman Begins, tries to prove that the Tumbler entering the Bat Cave wasn’t Hollywodds’ movie magic. Unfortunatly it was and when giving his statement to police he was convinced that he was Bruce Wayne and that he lived in Gotham City.

Newspaper Headline – Christian Bale, star of Batman Begins, tries to prove that the Tumbler entering the Bat Cave wasn’t Hollywodds’ movie magic. Unfortunatly it was and when giving his statement to police he was convinced that he was Bruce Wayne and that he lived in Gotham City.

I guess GM’s really going down the hole.

Are you sure we were suppose to take a right??

There’s a bucket in the hole, dear Liza.

hole in one

It’s going, it’s going, IT IS IN!!!!

FREECREDITREPORT.COM i should have seen it coming at me like an atom bomb they monitor your cavi and send you email alerts so you dont end in a pipe on your way to work

chevys new convertible cavilier

makes you feel like CRAP

LOOK CLOSELY AT THE GUY WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKET

he still wondering how he pulled this off…..REMEMBER

http://www.abovetheinfluence.com —– this is next weeks commercial

Headline:
BAT CAVE DISCOVERED

Now THAT’S what I call an illegal lane change!

this is what happens when you dont offer a cop a doughnut!

Chevrolet is ahead with another three pointer in the All GM playoffs.

now thats what i call a hole in one

women drivers

Nat Geo: “This is the thrid sighting of its kind today, yet another chevy returns to its nesting site where it was once born”

Did he get stuck going in or coming out???

is… is it in yet?

Billy now you see what happens when you flush your Hot Wheels down the toilet. They grow big just like gold fish.

“Do we call a tow-truck or a plumber?”

Boy….those cops seem really concerned for the driver, especially the black guy taking a picture!!

Boy….those cops seem really concerned for the driver, especially the black taking a picture!!

My guess is the guy who was driving this car is very very gay.

I thought I told you the Queens Midtown Tunnel was the NEXT exit!

this is how you properly dispose of a chevy…

Officer Nacho on the left at least knows which camera counts. Can’t do much about the situation with the car – but you can certainly make sure you’ll look good in the newspaper when this pic makes it public.

Mommy, mommy – I scored! Got it right in the bulls-eye! Where do I redeem my tickets?

“You know who to call?”
“Yea, Joe the Plumber!”

jason M should win lol

I guess we have to dig before we go to China

proof that gm is going down the pipe…

LITERLY!

“I Didnt Know Ya’all Had Underground Parking Garages”

“But My Garmen Said Turn Right”

What did I tell you kids about reenacting scenes from the Italian Job?!

“This isnt where i parked my car”

OnStar Wins Another Bet!!

OnStar: trust me it’ll work

Man: are you sure

OnStar: im positive, just hit it goin 55 and slightly to the right

Man: alright if you’re wrong you owe me dinner

OnStar: look at it this way either way we’re doin GM a favor

Man: ok here we go

OnStar: Score!!!!!!!!

OnStar

This is what happens when Mario drinks and drives. Princess Toadstool is still in ICU, and Luigi… R.I.P

GM stocks are down, and coming out of the drain pipe, buy now!

Apparently you CAN get a ticket for parking on the sewer line

Gives a new definition to “Fly-By”

“The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.”

IN THE NEWS TODAY!!!!!

In shocking news, GM FINALLY decided to throw out all of their Chevy garbage!!! ESPICALLY The Cavalier.

Congrats To Chevy for their wise move

IN THE NEWS TODAY!!!!!

In shocking news, GM FINALLY decided to throw out all of their Chevy garbage!!! ESPICALLY The Cavalier.

Congrats To Chevy for their wise move

Ahhh … are you sure this is the tunel to China ??

Three hops on the road, off the guard rail, a 360, SCORE!!!!!!

from the lady who drove her car into the pit at the oil change place, we bring you, dumb blond behind the wheel episode two!

5 ball, corner pocket…YES IT’S IN!

atleast its the tightest spot ive been in years

This is what happens Tiger when you have one too many.

HOLE IN ONE!!!

GPS Voice: “Turn right…”

*Tires screeching, car crashing, screaming, etc.*

“…in one quarter mile.”

GPS Voice: “Turn right…”

*Tires screeching, car crashing, screaming, etc.*

“…in one quarter mile.”

Ocifer…. i swear to drunk im not god…. if i was drive, i couldnt drunk…

Right where it belongs.

“Honey, I told you for the last time, I don’t need to ask for directions!”

Look at the shit coming out of sewage pipes.

Somebody call “Joe the Plumber”

Wife: Where have you been, I ordered the table halfanhour ago(!)…
Me: Ok ok… and this is silly… but i’ve got good news an bad news… k, good news is i found a parking spot… bad news is even if I don’t drink a thing… we still need to call a taxi…
Soooooo… what are you gonna have?

Bandit 1 : Ill be the blocker

Cavalier owners be advised of yet another recall by the manufacturer.

I knew GM was doing bad but this is ridiculous.

SHIT BELONGS IN A WHOLE

I think that pipe was hoping for a limousine

oh look! the sewage system is operating normally.

is the pipe okay?

Hey is squaring up folks, this could be it!!Goooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaallllll!!!

that cavalier taste good

opps wrong hole

no no no, i was in the pipe already and tried backing out

I’m on the hiiighway to hell..

and this is why you shouldn’t flush random stuff down the toilet

Okay here’s my thoughts:

1. Economic suicide (ver.08)

2. Hollywood makes it look so easy!

3. I see a twisted C.S.I. episode in the making, don’t you corporal?

(lame I am more then willing to admit, but hey I can’t think of anything “Really witty.”)

Kit “I told you Michael, you press the wrong switch”.

“Can you hear me now?”

C-c-c-combo breaker!

What is this, Gadget racers? You forgot your wings!

Honey, I told you that wasn’t the shift stick.

Batman’s girlfriend tried using the backdoor to his batcave.

100 ways to fix a leak.

#56 metal stopper

that was me…

never chase after pipe dreams!!

100 ways to fix a leak.

#56 metal stopper

Holy Wrong turn Batman…This isnt the entrance to the batcave..!!!

Oh I thought this was our exit..

1 Hole in one.
2 That is some straight up David Copperfield sh*t!
3 Say cheese.

Humboldt County is taken it way 2 far with what their putting in their pipes thease days. Option A seemed 2 b going great for all thease years,changeing it now just doesnt look like its working out.

Wrecker Service Man: “Uhm, so you say that you already tried putting in reverse?”

Spicy.

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T LET TIGER WOODS DRIVE YOUR CAR!

Chevrolet is going down the tube!

Giant metal eating sandworm: One; Chevy Cavalier: Zero.

This is just a reminder to practice safe sex!

when searching for the gloryhole one must use plenty of lube!!!

Well, I’ve seen enough…who wants doughnuts?

sarah palin’s bridge to no where!!!

sarah palin’s bridge to no where!!

ahh we where suppose to go to the next fork in the road not the next pipe in the road

ahhh we were soppose to go to the next fork in the road not the next pipe in the road

the duke boys ain’t got shit on this!!!

On the way home last night I was sooo blazed my buddy told me to hit the pipe, and look what happened!!!???!!!

God damn GPS! This isn’t the right way!

When asked about falling asleep at the wheel, the driver replied “That was some pipe dream.”

Tough clog? Use drano

This is why they used Mini Coopers in the Italian job.

Shaq Missed another freethrow!

Shaq Missed another freethrow!

#1 Women drivers…
#2 That is one way to get across the border from Mexico…
#3 Border patrol…we have a code red…err brown eer…its a car in a drain pipe

hahaha this dude almost made it. a little bit more the the right and it would of been in. where does it lead????!!!

hahaha this dude almost made it. a little bit more the the right and it would of been in. where does it lead????!!!

#2 Ya… its exactly what it looks like.

#3 Shoulda bought a squirrel.

Told u we wouldn’t fit.

someones gonna have a headache

Jeez…What was for breakfast?

not the easiest way to drive in a tunnel

redneck hungry hungry hippo

shortcut to china my ass…

fuck my life

No problem… that’ll buff right out.

famous last words…..

#1 hey man wana see somthen cool????
#2 here hold this *passes beer*

rental clerk
“bo and luke duke?? oh i get it…… damn it”

straight out tha gutta!

Chevy Cavalier – $14,000

A trip to the hospital – $3,500

Having your vehicle towed – $500

The same officer that saved your ass now displaying your driving skills on Car Domain…..PRICELESS!!!

#2 – “I don’t think this is in the rental agreement….”

#3 – “Damn!! I was drunker than i thought!”

“Thats Allstate stands, Are you in good hands?”

man, this is the 4th car you’ve totaled trying to pull a dukes of hazzard stunt.

#1- “Down goes Fraiser”
#2- “Nationwide is on your side”
#3- “See what had happened was…”

“Hold on, I know a little shortcut.”

Officer holding the camera: “Ohh this sh*t is going on youtube!”

How to bait Gaint worms.
step 1. get a group of friends together
step 2. tie fishing line around cavalier
step 3. dangle cavalier over edge of bridge
step 4. reel that bad boy in.

shit happens

Well at least it didn’t fly

Pff, I’m not going down there. That’s where the sewer gator lives!

This is what happens when you are applying makeup and driving.

Maybe Nationwide will total this piece so I can get a brand new Camaro…..

I thought u said this was the way to the Batman cave??

Im never getting direction off mapquest again….

my cars deep in the whole

Honey?? This isn’t the right hole is it?

“Well I just stepped outside this morning and this is what I saw… Guess I know why my toilet is plugged.”

He Shoots, He SCORES; HOLE IN ONE!!!!!

“Looks like the new county fair’s game: ‘Sunfire toss’ was a success, but man, cleanup is a son-of-a-B!”

He Shots He SCORES HOLE IN ONE!!!!!

I know golf is all about driving then getting it in the hole, but I don’t think this is the same.

Fast and the Furious 5 – Tunnel Race (sneak peek)

Batman – Simple life (sneak peek)

Entrance to “NFS Under Ground” (NFS version X.X)

i always heard about the city taking a bite outta crime… however i never realized they shit it out!

When your driving in your Chevy and you fill something heavy diarrhea chi chi chi diarrhea chi chi chi

Wife: Is it in yet?
Husband: Yeah thats not the problem, I just can’t get it back out.

hold my beer im going to try something. were going to chaina

The Chevrolet Gods where calling and it looks like this cavalier found its way home.

THIS IS THE BEST BASKETBALL IVE SEEN A CAVALIER PLAY SINCE LEBRON JAME’S ROOKIE SEASON…..

“ONE MANS TRASH IS ANOTHER MANS TREASURE”

OH WELL….THROW IT IN THE GUTTER AND GO BUY ANOTHER…..

Do you think its totaled honey?

Cingular Guy – Can You Hear Me Now? GOOD!!! I Think?

new car…..13,500 dollars
full gas tank……43 dollars
pay toll……1 dollar
forgetting your lubricant…..priceless

Italian job vs. american job

i havn’t gotten layed in a year…

foreign vehicle exit only

bond james bond and im an alcoholic

(ROOKIE)I just couldnt catch him (DEPUTY) He almost got away too

Driving… Beats the Defence… Over the bridge…. GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!

Memo from city works and services: Please do not flush your old used car down the toilet. Use toilet paper only.

Luigi: Ok Mario, I hate to say I told you so…but uh, we should have just gotten out to get the coins in the pipe.

Names are used from the fictional characters of Mario/ Luigi of Super Mario Bros.

hes trying to go back to the future through the hole

“OK, I did this on midnight club last night, lets see if this will work in real life.” Guess not lol

THESE TUNNELS ARE GETTING SMALLER AND SMALLER.

you got punked!!!!!

1. “I live my life one sewer pipe at a time”
2. “Should’a had a Hemi”

Don’t look at me, My Owner taught me how to lick a Hole. But Men, He did’t tell me, the hole needed to be cleaned first..!!!

Is this safe? Because I don’t even have a Condom.

Ok honey… no more bj’s on the bridge….

thats what you call getting dicked

now that’s driving like a dick.

Tremors Vs. The Autobots: Front wheel Dive!

The test car from the first XXX

Why didn”t I make it I saw a Mini do it.

Proof that Chevy is heading down the Drain

A new CarDomain.

You(Tube), before the Internet.

Is it… is it in yet

GTA made this look so easy…

1. So where is this car wreck? Damn Kids and there prank 911 calls..!

2. Rota Ruter Really trying to cut back on man hours and fuel by driving Fuel efficient cars and Parking MUCH closer to the job site…

“Can you hear me now?……… Dang Verizon Guy!”

“So easy a caveman could do it!”

“This is not the time to wish you accident forgiveness…”

http://cardomain.com/id/flyboycherokee

Large scale pipe cleaner gone wrong!

Well, sometimes men miss the hole!

When you watch dukes of hazzard this is what happens!

“I can’t believe he got away”

stick this in your pipe and smoke it

1. Ahh, someone got a plunger?
2. now thats a pipe dream!
3. nearly insurance fraud

nothin’ but a pipe dream

cavaliers, still wont do a hundred down a mine shaft!

1. american pipe dream

OnStar Rep: Turn right here.
John Doe: Are you sure there is a bri….
OnStar Rep: I SAID TURN NOW YOU STUPID *CRASH*
—–This is where the commercial comes in—–
OnStar Rep: …..Sir?
OnStar Rep: Sir are you ok?
OnStar Rep: Sir I’m calling the police out to your location now.

1) The Ninja Turttles should have gotten digiorno..not delivery…
2)Well, they told me to “pipe it”..
3) Police: “uhhh, we’re gunna need back up..”

If you look really close, you will see an officer smacking the black officers ass.

im sorry offier i flushed my wifes ring

Best use of a Cavalier I’ve ever seen.

Playing too much Need For Speed Most Wanted he tried to evade police by using the drain.

My friend couldnt sell his cavalier so he tried flushing it.

Used cavalier $1500 Kmart hubcaps to “make it go faster” $30
Finding out that the car cant drive through drain pipes priceless.But he may have a shot in the PGA

Ummm Sorry Officer… Looks like I made the wrong turn… my buddy told me to go threw the Tunnel!

Now that Cavi knows what it’s like to be a dick

Hey, I found a shortcut.

Green duck on Tiny Tunes: Cavi go down da hole!

HOLE IN ONE!! YAY!

Sorry officer, I saw this on midnight club, its a shortcut.

Brings a new meaning to the phrase, “tunnel vision”
This looks as good of a place to park as any?!?!
Hey honey, I can’t believe no one took this spot yet!
The term was “underground railroad” not “underground highway”

hold up fellas. i gotta take a picture of this for the family. i keep telling them my do gooder brother in law doesn’t have driving skills….

It worked for Mario.

Entry 1: Repo this BITCHES
Entry 2: Nationwide, Not on your side
Entry 3: He must have been really anal today

“What can I say officer?, once I put the aftermarket hubcaps on, the car had too much power”

Jane thought she’d take the subway.

………….Ya see, the short cut through the drain pipe only works on BurnOut : Revenge…..
Damn kids and thier video games……….

The Garage for the Poor Sap who lives in a van down by the River….

“is it in yet?”

Honey I Think I soiled myself, oh wait, that isn’t me.

Chevy’s New Cavalier, Corrugated Special!

OOPS!

Quick…someone call “Joe the plumber”.

Last week he lost his job and his house and now this…his life is definitely going down the tubes.

Fucked that metal culvert up!

“Hey, nothing but air”

WTF??

^^^ What really happened at the Fast and the Furious 2 bridge jump scene

Entry 1: GPS: “Please make a U-turn where legal.”

Entry 2: The long chase of the infamous ‘Doughnut Bandit’ ended in a major loss, for both the bandit and the police.

Entry 3: THAT’S where I parked my car!

Thats going to be an expensive ticket for parking in a handicapped spot.

Omm Numm Numm Numm…

Ole’ Ben: Luke I told you to use the force didn’t I?

Luke: …

So much for the shortcut to the turnpike…..

put that in your pipe and smoke it

Hunny i saw our kids do this with a skate board… i thought we could try it…

Bumper sticker reads: My other car is the Millenium Falcon

The cops were told someone wrecked from doing donuts, to their dismay the donuts weren’t the type of donuts they were looking for.

Finally it has been discovered where the Chevrolet Cavalier is made.

Damn… If I would have driven just a couple of centimeters I would have gotten it straight in!

Is it in yet?

Suddenly, Oscar the Grouch outgrows his trashcan and takes a bite out of society.

The CSI Ford Cops came to see what happened, the Dodge Ram as a witness said that the Chevy tried to jump therefore commiting suicide. The reason….. Company financial losses due to rising gas prices. Looks like General Motors has gone down the tube afterall.

COP yells – OHH SHIT – THERE BLOCKING OUR SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNEL TO THE DONUT SHOP

Hot D***!!! It worked! Now pop it in reverse an’ lets get the heck outta here!!!

hey Tiger woods……….Whole in one!!!! yea, i’d like you to try that one bitch! lol

newer car big modetifactions $2500

whaddyaa mean im not a duke boy

Hole in 1.

i hope noone got hurt too bad BUT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

your gonna need a BIG bottle fo drain-o!

stupid onstar…this can NOT be the right tunnel.

“Don’t panic sweetie, I will find your ring in just a moment. I have everything under control”

lebron james of the indy cavaliers shoots….he scores

chevy knew it was time to ditch the cavalier when the sales tanked, but in this time it was serious

We all know the Cavalier went down the drain, but this guy took it way to literly.

We’ve all know the Cavalier went down the drain, but this guy took it way to literly.

why are you guys making fun of him that took some mad skillz…with a z

stop the contest, this is WIN:
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“And THIS is why we don’t throw “rice” at weddings any more!”
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nice.

After realizing he was driving a Cavalier, he took the closest exit off the freeway: DEATH!

finding the secret tunnels in mario bros is not as easy as it looks.

finding the secret tunnels in mario bros is not as easy as it looks.

STOP him, he is trying to make his escape.

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With this economy Batman had to sell the Tumbler and get a tricked out Cavalier as a Batmobile and his house got forclosured. Teenage Ninja Turtles told him he could move in while he finds a new place, but as you can see he’s having a hard time adapting to the new place!

With this economy Batman had to sell the Tumbler and get a tricked out Cavalier as a Batmobile and his house got forclosured. Teenage Ninja Turtles told him he could move in while he finds a new place, but as you can see he’s having a hard time adapting to the new place!

Hey, so is THIS where cars come from?

And THIS is why we don’t throw “rice” at weddings any more!

So he looks over at her and says, “what do you mean it’s the wrong hole?”

“He always travelled by Tube.”

Dust farting old man behind the wheel:
“All this fiddle-faddle about mandatory retesting for elderly drivers is horsefeathers! I’ve had my licence since nineteen ought-nine and I drive fine!

Blue haired old lady in the passenger seat:
“Harold, this isn’t the Wal-Mart parking lot.”

Unable to seperate real life from his Need for Speed video game, Joe thought he could get around the traffic jam by using this short cut.

It’s amazing what you can flush down the toilet if you put your mind to it.

The illigal dumping of trash has become quite a problem

Cinderella story…IT’S IN DA HOLE!!!

Chip shot for birdie…yes! (Golf clap)

How not to get back into you secret lair….

Yes, it’s true. We’ve known all along that Cavalier’s are such bad cars that the earth literally craps them out of a big pipe.

Despite obvious risk to the public and thousands of dollars in property damage, officers from the 12th preceint chased the Dunkin’ Donuts bandit across 3 counties before the chase was terminated at the 7th street bridge. Said officer Jim McKlusky, “There was no way me and the boys were going to let that guy get away with a trunk full of jelly filleds!” Police chief Reg Coffee was unavailable for comment.

Those skateboard punks have gone too far with their ramps this time!

oh thats how the car got up my hole

GGGOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!

…and in other news today, a sandworm attempted to swallow a Chevrolet Cavalier. Apparently the worm realized that plastic doesn’t digest too well. Beetlejuice was unavailable for comment.

“…in other news Police watched helplessly as a giant worm swallowed a car after it was plucked from a bridge on the Bobby Jones Expressway this morning.”
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“In other news, the long-disputed expansion of the Savannah Nuclear Facility has been given the green light by the NRC…”

Ace in the hole!

(Bill Murray’s Caddy Shack Character in the background) “It’s in Da Hole!”

Fat cop to blonde cop: “Yeah, I hate my Cavalier this much too….”

No, YOU’RE going down there to write the parking ticket.

…lives may have been lost, but at least it was just a Cavalier.

“…it smells like Kenny’s house in here”

Those damn Graboid’s are back at it again, quick run for the hills!

Yes! A hole in one!

That’s a bad case of Tunnel Vision.

But pipe travel worked for Mario!

i told you Bugs we should have made a LEFT turn at albuquerque!