Caption Contest!

Oh my god, I’m so glad this is the one time I was in the backseat and still had my top on.

Oh my god, I’m so glad this is the one time I was in the backseat and still had top on.

Hey hunny. I couldnt afford that benz droptop thing you wanted… but i improvized and got you a droptop 300. This is what you meant right???

See kids there’s a reason that the sign says “Don’t feed the bears”

1) Umm…… Hi daddy! Ricky and I were just taking a nap that’s all , really!

2) Somebody gave YOU a CHAINSAW!!??!!?? What happened, did you lose your Sign??

3)Sweet ride 5STAZ! Check mine out and rate me!

Why be a tree hugger when you can be a tree catcher?

Sweet!!! I always wanted a convertible…

she got caught pissing inside the car XD

Should’ve listened to the backseat driver

Car for sale. Slight ding on roof. Needs slight pint touch up. Good price

This one time at Band Camp…..

And people say being a backseat driver is a BAD thing???

Chrysler Tree Hundred M

Thank god! It got my husband… Hello life insurance!

DAMN YOU RICKY… I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK THAT FAST AND FURIOUS SHIT OFF!

i thought the garage door was up higher than that

Choptop horror stories,post yours here

A redneck’s version of a caravel ride.

Look ma a nickel.

I would like to see them repo this and re sell it as is

Um yea so now i always ride in the back. This is why i dont park in the woods when they decide to build a parking lot. Stuff comes down

If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, Can a car feel it?

Excuse me miss, cant park there…

man big foots pissed…

“If you think I’m ugly, you should she the chick in the front seat!”

look ma, no hands!

Thank God I was driving from the back seat!!

The new meaning to “low rider”

And then suddenly the sunroof became the windsheild!

Camping supplies————- $80
Finding a nice campsite—— $5
Aerodynamic advantage——– Priceless

Showoff of the Week?

All the time I spend in the back seat, finally paid off

Mother Nature 1
Dodge Intrepids 0

Chuck Norris Strikes again!

Its a good thing I didnt call shotgun!

If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it make a sound?

Messin With Sasquash!

I shouldn’t have argued with you superwoman, we can have sex in the back seat.

This proves it, bigfoot dosn’t like Dodge Intrepids.

I knew when we were purchasing this car we would end up with low overhead.

My Dad’s a T.V. repairman………he has the ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!!!

Dunno what happened but they left a note…” Go green or else, Yah diGG?” Rocky theh Racoon sends his regards!

“i guess havin sex with that fat guy on the roof was a bad idea…”

I woke up and it was like this, I have no idea what happened last night!

OAK AND CHERRY, POISED BUT HAIRY!

Good thing i never had my seatbelt on, that tree would have landed right on my head

When tree huggin goes WRONG

Should have bought the hemi then the tree would’nt have won

I swear it jumped out in front of me

“..just finished the convertible top”

it’ll buff out

Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor strikes again.

Do you think this will buff out???

I don’t think the shop understood me when I said I wanted this slammed.

tax right off, insurance check, new car….

TIMBER!!!

“Haha, Silly Decepticons This Isn’t An Autobot”

WOW! she is really FLEXIBLE if she got out of there!
lol

SEE SEE SEE SEE I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS WITH OR MAKE FUN OF HIS HIS WOOD AND HIS FOREST

SEE SEE SEE SEE I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS WITH OR MAKE FUN OF HIS HIS WOOD AND HIS FOREST

this is why you pass out in the back seat.

i know i left my tree right on top of this car and those damn people hauled it away on me!!

“Thank god I put those twinkies in the back seat, they are still good!”

you think this voids the warranty?

Filling your fuel tank: $35 at $2.09 a gallon

Roadmaps for that long trip: $18.63

Running of a nut in the road : $0

pulling over for a quick nap, and the squarl gets even with you: Priceless

“How can I hide this from Dad?”

I wonder if the moon roof is covered under warranty?

a tree just fell on my friends car… but hey i just saved 10% by switching to Geico!

my insurance wont cover it.. but hey at least i saved 10% by switching to Geico!

Well… we could just turn it into a 4 door convertible like they made in the good ole days!

having rough sex in a car by a tree is a bad IDEA…..AS YOU CAN SEE THIS WILL HAPPEN

having rough sex in a car by a tree is a bad IDEA…..AS YOU CAN SEE THIS WILL HAPPEN

A pic of me in the car I lost my virginity in when my dad caught us and dropped a tree on the roof to let my boyfriend know he was unhappy. Ain’t I cute in this one?

yet another reason why fat friends shouldn’t sit on your roof to watch fireworks.

Alright, the fully custom sunroof is done!

“sorry boo but even this isn’t in my price range =(“

Like OMG! Did someone write down the license plate number of that runaway tree?

Like OMG! Did some write that liscense plate number of that tree?

I’m not leaving without this back door!

Backseat driving is officially safer.

BIGFOOT IS REAL!!!!

“DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT BIRD!!!”

George, George, George of the jungle! Watch out for that tree!

Dam@ geico squirells!!

George, George, George of the jungle! Watch out for that tree!

Times is Hard!

Engineers have proved that the aerodynamic bump in the front made the car get an extra 200MPG. Bad news is, you cant really drive it.

Come on, it’s just a scratch. Don’t be a baby!

Thanks for the ride, but I think I’ve learned my lesson about hitch-hiking.

See…I told you your wife would find us out here!!

It’s a Chrysler 300, by no means does this apply to the weight the roof can withstand.

Found it!!!

Save the trees!!! By Any Means Neccesary

Save the trees!!! even if it means your car!!!

i stuck it in her butt

Suzy makes her first cameo on the Fox special “When Lumberjacks Attack!”.

good thing i fell asleep in the backseat!!!

Damn honey I didn’t think you meant this when you said you were going to get the car droped….

Presenting the new Half Convertible Chrysler 300M

more evidence that women can’t even be back seat drivers!

AutoTrader: Chrysler 300 low miles Custom Chop-Top!!! minor leaks.. nice rims and new tires.. Manager Special!! CHEAP!! Hurry don’t be too late!

damn hunny, luckily we were in the back seat

TIMBER!!!!!

see.. told you I’d have it back in one piece.

So I borrowed Grandpa’s car to go to this tree hugging thing….then I fell asleep in the tree and here I am! I should probably have the salad more often.

even the crysler cars are pissed that GM might buy them!! when decent cars go bad!!!

The Happening! Nature will get it’s revenge!

person 1: but vin deisel went under a semi in the fast and furious!!
person 2: but he had a civic not a crysler 300!

SIGN READS:
MUNCHKIN LAND 2 miles ahead….LOW BRIDGE 48″ CLEARANCE

umm was i supose to break behind the semi truck?

Her boyfriend is bruce banner and he forgot to bring a condom…

i pulled out my penis

are we there yet??????

Moral of the story is: Princess Diana should have bought a Chrysler.

“I should’ve listened when they said trying to do targa top conversion on my car was a bad idea…”

they told me if i rear end a Mack truck they would give me a great big bag of CarDomain swag!!!

well they told me if i use my car for the monster truck show they’ll give me Five Hunnit dollaz so i was like totally dude!!!!

Stay away from the beans!! Bad gas is damaging to the car in more than one way Back Blast Area Clear?!

Stay away from the beans!! Bad gas is damaging to the car in more than one way Back Blast Area Clear?!

Back Blast Area Clear? Stay away from the beans!! Bad gas is damaging to the car in more than one way

I told you backseat drivers Suck!!!!

Lady, how many times do i have to tell you, dont park your car by the trees? Why not? CREEEEEEEEK! SMASH! never mind….

When trees don’t get their carbon dioxide, they fight back.

Wooooo damn how did this happen? I know it wasn’t the car you wanted but….

Honey, your were joking when you said you wanted to make two insurance claims today right?

hey hunny funny story…..i thought choppin trees was easy

Dropbears strike again!!!

Excuse me Do you have any Grey Poupon!!!

– Chrysler Intrepid: $6,999
– CD With all the best love songs: $12.99
– Box Of Durex Her Pleasure Condoms: $13.49
– Bear falling out of a tree while making love to your new girlfriend…. Priceless

Hi Daddy. Um, Do you still think it’s a bad idea to be in the backseat with Joey ?

Bugga!, should have bought a toyota.

Honey, do you think this will buff out??

a cheap way to make a chop top

“Tell the new girlfriend I said Hi! Love ya much ! XOXO!”

so i borrowed your car… can you help me get out of it now?

It’s just a little fender bender on steroids!

DON’T MESS WITH SASQUATCH!!

When roughing it outdoors in your chrysler always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe down your nose and the windows.

In this emergency situition, Amy plans to survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic in her underwear.

Remember Honey When You Said You Wanted Ur Two Door Back.

Hey everyone, check out my drop top!

warning dont exceed weight limit

CARFAX: has a smashed body sorry i mean has a new paint job

The 2nd most important reason to have a back seat – glamor shots

HEY! QUICK! HURRY! Let’s take a picture and put this on http://www.cardomain.com

Now this is what happens when you try to release a Chrysler into the wild .. it becomes road kill

You might be a redneck if… you decide to stick around and take a picture of you INSIDE your squished car. CHEESE!

Sorry to inform you, but your car is not covered for this.
it would be covered if it was a ficus

Honey I know you like convertibles but damn!

back seat drivers…

It’s ok hun I found your contact….. Maybe next time I’ll drive

Luxury Sedan For Sale. Loads of rear head room!

1.After me and my wife went to meet Chuck Norris for dinner.

2. I don’t even know what hit me.

3. Didn’t even see it coming.

4. Honey, I swear that moose hit me!

i told you it was a bad idea to let dad use the chain saw

tree huggers sure are getting serious.

Help! they’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and the accelerator! oh wait, I got in the back seat by mistake.

Carfax History Report
Smashed in top…………..new sunroof!!!!

Good thing mom and dad werent around and I hope the car next to us didnt see me cover myself up..he he.

Y did u throw your girlfriend onto my car?!

Summer ’08!! ♥

note to self:
…never resort to parking among the trees in a rainstorm to get away from parents so me and bf can be alone.. good thing we weren’t in the front seat…

Probably wasn’t the best idea to take that short-cut..

“My insurers are refusing to pay out until they`ve had a word with the Flying Elephant.”

Note to self: NEVER park in a construction zone

Outfit with matching shoes: $200

Bottle of Jack: $28

Rolling your car 12 times and walking away: Priceless

Got Insurance?

jack links presents! messin’ with sasquatch

…what do you mean, the battery of the cam is dead

I’m so hot, even the car is melting

Who cares, my other ride is the Chevy-Limo

See what happens when your overweight friend tried to pull a Dukes of Hazrad move!!

even after this accident my chrysler still holds its value – $0

lOOK MA, i can drive with no hands!

Don’t guess I’ll be driving from back here any more…

1) Well, you see hunny…. What had happened was uh…. Well… I don’t know how to explain this one, I guess mother nature decided we needed a bigger moonroof!

2) Hey mommmm, what’d we do with that dent puller dad bought off that infomercial?

3) Hey mom…. Didn’t you always say you wished the Sebring was a convertible?

Just give me 10 minutes and a hammer honey and you’ll never notice it.

Just give me 10 minutes and a hammer honey and you’ll never notice it.

Nature made car crusher. Even trees try to recycle every once and a while.

Car + Tree = BAD!!!

See honey-i didn’t scratch it that bad… and you can still get in it.

Woops.. my bad

Chrysler’s attempt at a hybrid crossover sedan: Try to merge mother nature with the car, to make it both economical and aerodynamic.

when rosie odennell wants in she gets in!!!

time to put a pickle in my butt

Oh, man, mom’s gonna be pissed.

Honey, did you feel the earth shake? yea, a tree fell on the car

damn! did you see that 4×4 that ran over my car?

1. Sometimes it pays to be a backseat driver.

2. God, that guy came out of nowhere

3. Husband: Lets go for a walk in the park what harm could that do? (mocking)
Wife: a new car.

What happens when German Design mixes with the domestic market

What happens when German Design mixes with the domestic market

HEY HONEY…I told you not to park under that tree, see there a bird shit on your car

Thank God for Cab-Forward design!

“Hi, my name is Sally and I just had my ride pimped on MTV’s new series Crush my Ride hosted by Eddie Griffin”

“Don’t you know who I am? I’m the Juggernaut, bitch.”

“I told you we can’t chop and lower a car at the same time, see what happens”

Hey every body please visit me and have sex penis to vagina today!!!
my boobs are big and my vagina is sweettt!!!!SEX ME UP!!!

My car is semi allergic to trees!

What do you mean its a huge dent in my car; more bumps means more aerodynamics…right honey?

Either that, or my sister-in-law sat on it.

You sure that’s a girl? Looks more like Jim Carrey to me.

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“What ociffer? , I swear i was back here whole times, where the other guy go?, i dunno he run away”

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“i swear it wasn’t my fault the tree ran into me”

“I am we Todd did, I am sofa king we Todd did!”

This is exactly what happens when someone; says “when pigs fly”, and it comes true.

see what happens when you listen to back seat drivers

i dont know me and my friend was doing… and my boyfriend got found us he was really mad and he did this grrrrrrr i hate him i shod of never cheated on him…

I herd about chyslers plans and the possible merger but i thought it was with GM, not a tree… I guess they’re going “green”.

Sorry honey, you know how much i love my car…so i choose to smash it over you.

Chrysler: Introducing the all new compact 2009 model.

Honey, I hate to say I told you so, and I know you think it’s a scam, but we should have gotten the rental insurance.

No im fine really, I’ve got real long legs.

somebody had a little captain in them

Honey “I can explain”

I’ve been smashed and I can’t get out

hey honey when did they make jurrasic park?

this is what happens when u let her drive

Father: Holy shit what happened to my car
Daughter: Well um… you now that tree on park street

If I had a penny for everytime someone said “what’s that?”…

IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST AND NO ONE IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?

Yes it does, because the Women in the back seat of her car was there when it crushed her car.

In The Steve Urkel voice “Did I do that?”, or in the Chris Tucker Voice “Damn!”

I Luv it wen shit happens!

I promise it will never happen again.

o crap,,,, BIG_FOOT just ran out of those bushes and jump in the back of that car,,,,

If i hear the phrase JOE THE PLUMER one more time i swear ill drive your car next..

Well jesse said that jimmy took the rope tree and it just so happened to fall towards the car and jimmy hollared at jesse and jesse took off runnin and left me in the back of the car with my pants down to my ankles next thing i knew i had the biggest piece of wood between my legs i ever had!!!

Good thing this thing is an automatic or i woulda been done for.

For Sale: Used 2003 chrysler sebring

***CUSTOM SUNROOF***

good thing we chose to have our quickie in the backseat….

“I am a retard…plain and simple”

Trust Me !! I saw this on Fast and Furious, we can totally make it under this semi!!

From Chrysler’s new ECO FRIENDLY factory

Due to recent financial set backs, new model year Chrysler’s will have substantially less head room.

DOES ANYONE HAVE A ROLL OF T/P !!!

“Chrysler, the tree hugger’s choice”

Feel the wind in your face with this Hot car…

Die Chrysler Die…

“And this is how I killed my husband!!!”

Resonance of a transverse inline engine finally melted it’s way for us all to see…

Student Drivers.. Do you still think it’s a good idea? Vote no.

As she told her father, it was just luck she and her boyfriend were in the backseat looking for change that night.

i just went in the back seat to get my bag and the tree fell on the car

She must of had a hard time telling her father she was in the back seat when the tree fell.

Look mom no hands!

Forgetting her instructions to hold absolutely still, a tourist smiles for the camera at the new Jurassic Park T-Rex exhibit.

1.)”My mom always told me if i didnt turn my radio down, my car was gonna fall apart…. She was right.”
……………………………..
2.)”2 Rockford Fosgate T4000.1bd amps…$2,670
2 18inch Fi BTL Subwoofers…$1000
The look on your friend’s face when your roof caves in…PRICELESS.
………………………………
3.)There are trees falln’ on me cuz’ i got KING KONG in da trunk.

My mom always told me if i didnt turn my radio down, my car was gonna fall apart…. She was right.

2 Rockford Fosgate T4000.1bd amps…$2,670
2 18inch Fi BTL Subwoofers…$1000
The look on your friend’s face when your roof caves in…PRICELESS.

There are trees falln’ on me cuz’ i got KING KONG in da trunk.

1.) Oh crap, were you still in there?!?!

2.) Back seats save lives, and sometimes creates new ones… LOL

3.) Now this doesn’t look like the convertible I wanted…?

“Ok hunny, pose in the back seat with the camp site in the backround!”

“TIMMBER!!!”

You could have had a V8!

told you to give the shasquash some beef jerky……
*spelling*

TOTALING YOUR CAR: $7500.00
HOSPITAL bill: $15000.00
taxi RIDE HOME: $176.00
Getting to eat all your beef jerky $$ PRICELESS $$

This is my crushes car….i really had a crush on him

“I blame bush.”

Woman: “A deer hit my car. A flying deer. Who hurt it’s wing”
Husband: “Ecstasy?”
Woman: “Yea.”

now Wut??

Thats the LAST time I follow the circus elephants into town.

Figures… I run out of gas while driving through the woods and when i come back with some gas from a local campers truck, a tree falls. What’s next. Getting struck by lightning!?!?

TIMBER!!

Oops…. I guess i should’ve moved the car before cutting that tree…. The wife won’t like this.

Wow, and I thought I tested the limits of the suspension.

My biggest problem with the car is the utter lack of headroom for the driver and the front passenger. No matter how she tried .. the car wouldnt sell…

Jenny show us the roomy back seat and how she avoided certain death last prom night.

Wow! The earth moved….Angels wept….
Naw, it was a tree you fool!

The automatic Sunroof motor may be Just a bit on the heavy side….

What a woman!.. obviously she appreciates this quality custom bodywork

The New Crysler “Vista Cruiser” Concept

Ha Ha HA HA! I told my Boyfriend….Hee Hee…I wanted to camp IN the Ha! car!!! Hee Hee Hee! Told him I was scared to Ha Ha Ha sleep out where I could get hurt!!!!He He Heeeeee blblblblblblllbbbllbblbblb Whooooo whoooo!!!!HahAhAhHaAhAhAhAhAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I hit a dog…

I said chop TOP, not chop TREE. Stupid.

TIMMMMMBURRRR!

Looks like Brittany Spears started driving again!

tree

Roof? I don’t need no stinkin’ roof!

It now looks like a slipper.

good thing its a sedan, i wouldnt have been able to get out if it wasnt!

TOTALING YOUR CAR: $7500.00
HOSPITAL TRIP: $15000.00
BUS RIDE HOME: $76.00
IMPROVISING CHOPPING THE TOP AND HAVING A CUSTOM CONVERTABLE: $PRICELESS$

HEY DAD I TOLD YOU I WANTED A CONVERTABLE, AND SINCE YOU WOULDNT GET ME ONE I MADE MY OWN!

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chrysler loses…again

hey honey i told ya the tree trimers were coming today.
well repo this fool

That was fun!

look ma, no hands!

peggy made a booboo

This is why I never let my ex-girlfriend’s mom near my car…. If she would have sat on it like she did here, I would be out of a car.

This is why I never let my ex-girlfriend’s mom near my car… If she would have sat on it, this would have happened.

true backseat driver

never let your fat friend sit ontop of your car

My name is Cathy. That is me in the back seat. Check out my attempt of a chop top Chrysler!

oops, i used the wrong bulb in the dome light

she loves the cars that go boom

that’s nice and all but i said chop top not tree drop!

i told you this new roof choppin method is not accurate. heck you missed a whole spot right here!

@Bradley: Its’s converTIBLE not converTABLE!

i just dont know if the chiropractors car show is going to catch on or not.

I belive this is the car that three teenagers were huffing air fresheners in when one lit a cigarette and the car exploded…..

Look Honey I found a quarter!

Christ on a bike you see the size of that bird? Why do they always hafta crap on my car right after I wash it???

POLLUTERS BEWARE!! Gas guzzling rides like this all meet the same fate in the super eco friendly green forest. Hippies around the world approve, but they haven’t figured out how to go about hugging trees pissed off enough to crush a car.

When “Pimp my ride” did a car for Danny DeVito they went all out! In addition to the wide-body look, they figured they’d chop the roof since he didn’t need the headroom anyways.

Damn Transformers! Didnt we report them last time?

Dirty car? Clean it up with Orbit gum!

Talk about a backseat driver

There are easier ways to make a Chrysler Sebring convertable. Like, buying one.

The roof of this car is excellent proof that Bigfoot can not climb trees.

“Mentos! The freshmaker!”

I think my car has an ouch

Ok…first off, ow. this hurts…reminds me of my accident…lol,

second off my caption. “Phew…Glad i was in the backseat, baby, are you ok?”

Little bunny foo foo, aint so little anymore, and it would appear from the picture, has moved on from mice.

the ugly tree strikes again

the ugly tree stikes again.

It seems the jolly green giant isn’t so jolly anymore.

“The good news is… I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!”

Ever since bigfoot went trompin through the camp ground, the tourists are everywhere.

I know you told me that I CANT drive from the backseat but I did!

…ok honey, but if you’re really going to dress as a beaver for Halloween, you didn’t have to act in character now.

Well i definitely didn’t hear THAT tree fall in the forest. Nor can i see it..

I told my friends I would find a way to get a new car. *Note to self: Put the neighbor’s chainsaw back before they notice it’s missing.*