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“Worried that his coach was turning into a pumpkin and his horses into mice before he could get Cinderella home by midnight, the coachman ran into a few other people leaving the ball.”

Hey Coyle, Poor choice this week. Here’s the news report on this accident. Horse and Buggy Accident: Multiple Injuries

http://www.thebaynet.com/news/index.cfm/fa/viewstory/story_ID/10571

Radical Amish caught text messaging at walking pace.

Driving distractions, nobody’s immune! Horse fly’s outdate cell phones.

Told Ya horse was due for glue.

SEE! I told you that it’s a lot worse to throw a shoe than get a flat!!

SEE! I told you that it’s a lot worse to throw a shoe that get a flat!!

1) #1 reason why the Amish live in seclusion.

2) The Indians got them all…

3)And that son is a reinactment of Little Big Horn…

McCains “Straight Talk Express” derails in Ohio.

After years and years of investigating, police have finally released pics of Gumball Rally Run #1

I knew Bessie had a squirrelly rear end but i never thought this would happen…

Damn it! Jed forgot to tie down the Canoe’s again!

Is That A Horse Carriage?

Stages of time: old, new, and water way of travel collide.

Amish street racing gone bad……

“Your wheels would have stayed together if they were chrome”

He never thought it would ever happen, but Great-Grandpa Jed finally totalled the Ol’ Family Truckster.

The intersection at Grand River and Mnt. Elliot is dangerous around 5pm rush hour.

They finally caught Jethro ridin dirty!

“Hunnie we ain’t in Kansas no more”

or

“How’d they get the horse under the hood?”

i told you not to shoot the horse before our trtip

No animals were hurt in the making of this picture…

Cant buy Firestone wagon wheels either!

Urban canoeing also an extreme sport!

seat belt laws apply to the amish too. BUCKLE UP!

Told you shits gonna pop off if i pull out my dick in public

When there is just too much horsepower to control

or

Dad I told you we didn’t need the extra horsepower

or

Sometimes horsepower takes you the wrong way

Drivers at the same time say: “Honey, Im ok”

Texas Drivers can wreck anything

Even the Amish have female drivers.

omish driver was female,BUT..shes from England so she thought she was on “correct” side of the road..
Now if we could control the fliing canoes… we would be good.

Thats what happens with woman drivers

Looks like this stagecoach couldn’t stay it’s own course!

or….

This sure is a new take on the Trail of Tears

or…

Thirty – the speed limit or driver’s IQ?

Hey it looks like they got the guy’s from 3:10 to yuma escaping to the big city but the horse got away lucky horse

The evil sisters did everything they could to try and stop Cinderella from getting to the ball. Throwing a canoe in front of the Carriage was the best effort yet so far!

Who would open there canoe stand there, honestly

This is 1 Baker Charlie, we have a MVA on route 30 and Drexler, we’re gonna need a Tow truck and a Wood chipper…..come back.

We finally caught that dam Chuck Wagon dog food guy before he went under the kitchen cabinet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BBqgMQluDM

Carriage goes down after high speed chase!

Road Rage Special: Rickshaw get plowed by a hyundai

Well, Mr.law man I know we’re not up on all yer fancy technology, but to answer yer question, that there is the seat I was settin’ on and this here is my belt hol’in up my britches, so yes I was wearin’ ma seat belt. And as fer them airbags you was ‘ferrin’ to, they were in the canoe, we don’t usually put those on ’til we’re in the water.

Dang it, Jeb, for the love of Glue and Bologna, you told me you put greenstuff horseshoes on old Clyde, did you use that Auto Barn crap again????

Luckily, this Amish family saved 15% by switching to Geico’s new carriage insurance.

That’s when Jeb realized that home-made rockets on the horse were a bad idea…

More horsepower isn’t always good…

“I hear voices, Mariah Carey told me to do it”

“Mamma always said I could not hit the blindside of a carrige even if it was sitting still, so I had to prove her wrong”

Officer Jeeves – “Alright kid, let’s here it what happened?”

Marty – “Officer it was not my fault, my flux capacitor blew a fuse just before I hit 88 mph,I tried to swerve but the damn horse jumped and saved his own ass”

Pocahontas strikes again.

now i told the jethro’s from the beverly hillbillies that putting a Canoe on the back of the buggie was a smart idea now see what happen u cause a big mess i dont see why you wont buy a up to date car with all that money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

Canoes: Behind the Blow, will be back after these messages.

So a canoe and a carriage walk into a bar….

Don’t Drink and Drive, Stay off the roads!

Uh-Oh. Better get Maaco.

“NEWS FLASH” traffic on sutter steet due to cinderlla on her way back to the ball to get her glass slipper…but she way to drunk and crashs into a blue wagon..copz stay she flead the seen cause she didn’t want a DUI…..

“NEWS FLASH” traffic on sutter steet due to cinderlla on her way back to the ball to get her glass slipper…but she way to drunk and crashs into a blue wagon..copz stay she flead the seen cause she didn’t want a DUI…..

All Mr. Yoder could say was “Thank the Lord I have full coverage through esurance”.

Don’t let this happen to you;
for maximum performance, turn to Bridgestone Woodenzas.
For amish who want the most performance out of their carriages,
it’s Bridgestone.. or nothing.

(forgot the link)

The original lawsuit which led to mandated warnings on all GPS units to users before driving.

Don’t let this happen to you;
for maximum performance, turn to Bridgestone Woodenzas.
For amish who want the most performance out of their carriages,
it’s Bridgestone.. or nothing.

When Amish street racing turns deadly; was said that the canoe had the carriage by almost two paddles length when they hit the intersection.

The horse was indicted shortly after for hit and run. He will be serving his sentence at the local glue factory.

See what happens when gas is $4.00 a gallon. People get desprerate to save money.

i swear occifer im not a think as you drunk i am.

When Amish folk wander from the homestead!

Stunt’in is a habit, put that buggy in the air.

My buggy! I had almost payed it off. Now what am i going do ride. Officer? Can you tell me where is the closest buggy dealership is?

Officer i swear. i wasn’t drankin’ moonshine. I just fell asleap at the ranes and this here happend. I’m sorry but aye’s got no licence.

I knew i should’ve chained that horse. Now here I am with a broken leg and no means to get home. The mrs is going to have a fit.

officer!! the throtel got stuck and there was nothing i could do….

“In other news today, an accident happened at the corner of 5th st. and Bay ave., and Tyrone saw everything. Here’s what he had to say”: “ay look ya’ll i know exacly what happened. dat horsey was goin ’bout 60mph and i guess he was trynna turn but duh buggey started to turn ova and duh man jumpeded out and ran but duh horsey he wus jus’ stuck”.”Thanks Tyrone”–End of show

I saw the whole thing officer..That buggy turned right in front of the canoe! There was nothing the canoe driver could do to miss it!

DAMNIT MR.ED THAT LIGHT WAS RED!!

officer! I swear! a time rift into the 1800’s opened up right in front of my car!

Amish drag racing is running rampant in New Hampshire

first ever rickshaw demolition derby

this is why you don’t let the budweiser horses drive you home!

omish crash test, buggy 1, giant seagull 0..

When the Delorean was out of Petroleum , Marty chose the closest vehicle available…. Stick with the Flux capacitor, McFly!

Amish Drifting Accident

this is not the time to have accident forgivness!
no wonder the amish dont like present technology!
amish game of chicken…you thought aribic drifting was crazy.

After this year’s poor harvest in the midwest, this amish couple went on a suicide mission, and take out as many innocent pedestrians as possible. the one flaw in their plan: not enough horsepower

The horse definatly enjoyed his grass…

the shifty eyed horse was to blame

…shit son

“clipity clop, bang bang, clipity clop, CRASH!”
when amish drive by shootings go wrong.

This is what happens when you put NOS in a buggy.

Its quite simple really. The wood-chip skidmarks and the trail of fishing lures and empty PBR cans indicate that the canoeists were clearly at fault.

DAMN, time travel is a BITCH!

Amish Gang wars, South Philly, PA — A drive by shooting turns tragic when a mennonite on amish territory throws up his set pissing off the amish and resulting in an erupt of gunfire. The mennonites then proceeded to run the amish thugs off the road, but ended up in a fender bender. Both parties were nowhere to be found on the arrival of the police

The Buggy lost control after hitting vtec and spun out into oncoming traffic. The horse fled the scene of the accident and is still at large, police believe the horse was under the influence at the time the accident took place

Street Racing kills horses and ruins lives. Keep it at the race track or the Kentucky Derby. (This has been a public service announcement paid for by the Humane treatment of Animals Organizations.)

Rollin on 32’s

So that’s what happened to Noah’s Arch…

So that’s what happened to Noah’s Arch…

This just goes to show you that ya can’t let Nick Hogan behind the wheel of ANYTHING!

…I know I left Mr. Ed in here somewhere (neeeeaahh)Mr. Ed:”I’ll be the horse you drive the buggy” (Mr. Ed Tv show)

“We believe this to be a hit and run…find that stallion!”

“NEWS FLASH” traffic on sutter steet due to cinderlla on her way back to the ball to get her glass slipper…but she way to drunk and crashs into a blue wagon..copz stay she flead the seen cause she didn’t want a DUI…..

When high speed chases go bad..

And this is what its like when two totally different worlds colide…

Police crack down after an illegal street canoe race totals two wagons.

And thats the way the buggy crumbles.
I wonder if the air bags deployed?

Back To The Fail

Back To The Fail

BROKEN BUGGY, BUY A TRUGGY!
SELL THE HORSE N’ LEASE A PORCHSE!
TEACH THE OMISH TA WAX N’ POLISH!

They were so going over 30

Oldsmobile meets Oatsmobile…

BACK TO THE FUTURE

i think it has one horsepower

CRASH INTO IT, OMISH DO IT!

I thought Nick Hogan was still in jail for wrecking his dads old stuff?

And in other News from around the world an Omish community outing to go canuing was upset by a Jewish family outing on their way to a barmitzfa after some beard pulling and hat stomping police arrived to break up the scene. Police report said it was an ishy situation, because the jewish family was too cheap to have proper insurance but to make matters worse no insurance companys cover horse drawn carrages only because its not in their vast automotive systems of auto liabilitys. the wagon was a total loss but the escalade was only a minor scratch and busted windsheild. since it was the jewish families fault they decided to give the escalade to the Omish family so the insurance wouldent go up and wouldent be lashed with leather straps. now the only Omish family to have an escalade we asked the question to the family, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? The Omish man replied its great i pushed out the winsheild and tied the horses up to those fancy chrome hooks and away we went, one of my brethern said we are blessed and hes not sure about the fold down picture box player from the ceiling of our new wagon.

I guess its hard to stay in your lane when you have 3 canoes pulling your buggy??

Bilun you seriously have to stop, you are treading on a line that ought not be treaded. You are dangerously close to threatening the life of a US Senator and trust me you don’t want the feds looking for you. Cause they will find you for that, just watch the news. And a bit of news for you, Civil Rights Movement has already happened. Your side lost out, now go back to your hawler’ and take a squat on the outhouse.

Well there’s your problem…

And in other news America’s oldest driver Rebus Duckworth totalled his first and only vehicle yesterday. Although sad to lose his vintage buggy, Mr Duckworth was heard to say “I guess I’ll just replace it with a huge Cadillac and drive even slower.”

Evil Kinevil’s worst stunt ever occured when his bike was in the shop and he tried to jump 3 canoes in a stage coach. Not so good….

DID YOU SEE THAT !!!!!!!! Yeahhh

I told you not to give the horse redbull.

must have been a jackass rather than a horse!

That buggy didnt have a brake light!

awww……..awww……. lol

Police finally aprehended Yosef after stealing 2 barrels of his neighbors freshly churned butter. Officer Mitchell said the chase exceeded speeds of 19 miles per hour.

the amish man driving the buggy was arrested for evading the police

” you see what fast and furious does to people even Amish people are trying to be street racers “

” ricers these days are driven everything these days “

” NOS use on track NOT road ”

This is why you shouldnt put nitrous in a buggy

The local police were astonished to find that the canoes do not mix with the wagon.

dang it jeb you made me spill my super gulp

there filming another back 2 the future

I thought for sure I could make this thing drift…..

with the fall of the chrylser corp, the last of the family of the dodge brothers, returning to their craft, of buggy carriage making, tried to out run the prying eyes of the brenda priddy company and ran into the upstarts of the tesla company who was also testing the electric up the river without a paddle, canoe line they had created with their last 9 mil they had in the bank. much horse poop was to be had as the 4 horse power mills, couldn’t take the high voltage cattle prods to the ass anymore

Local Police reenact the worlds first known vehicle accident in order to raise commuter awareness.

that horseless chariot didnt use its turn signals

WTF!! Are you deaf you told you we needed 2 horse power to complete that drift..What do we tell dad now?!?!

The 10th auto commandment.
Thou shalt not crasheth.
…………………….
Um….Opps…eth!

Women drivers…. you can’t even trust the Amish to teach their women how to drive.

the moron below is who I’m talking about.

JOHN C: While it’s noble to us to ignore the idiocy that is posted anonymously, maybe it wouldn’t be a bad thing to require posters to have and use CarDomain memberships?
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There was some asshole posting an anonymous threat to one of the candidates. That’s not a good thing, wouldn’t you agree? Wouldn’t anyone with an I.Q. over 45 agree?
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Requiring memberships for posting isn’t an infringement on freedom of speech, it’s a way to add some much-needed accountability and will make a change for the better in the quality of posts.
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Racial epithets are one thing, calls for someone’s assassination are way out of line. This is an open letter, but I’ll be writing you immediately after posting this. Something’s gotta change.

some people just don’t know how to handle horsepower

“Now What?”

Allstate, now covering canoes and amish carts. “Are you in good hands?”

Lord, give-ith me strength enough to take the whipp’n Father and Jebadiah are going to give-ith to me, for attempting a powerslide-ith and Drift-ith around thy corner.

oh great. we got an anonymous coward violence-inciting neocon jackass posting his stupidity on the board.

“We been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise, we don’t fight we often die-living in an Amish paradise.”—excuse me while i poor some buttermilk out for my fallen homies

wanna hear a joke? OBAMA

Well he obviously never made it back to the future!

They called him the leadfoot amish…

Amish street racing results in a five way collision between an SUV, a horse drawn carriage, and three canoes.

So much for saving on gas…

Isiah had a bit too much to drink, and was attempting to row the buggy down the street, from the canoe’s he was hauling….

Friar Tuck wasn’t allowed to transport ale to Robin Hood and his Merry men any longer. He branched out into hot canoes…The Nottingham Sherrif is investigating an accident of a Friars buckboard and a load of stolen canoes….he knows it has to be Tuck….the evidence though is still suspect…..

Ol Jeb has crashed his buggy before….this time was different though. Emile rowed out in front of Jeb in the canoe causing irreparable damage this time. Johnny joy riding in his moms van was tripping on the buggy slamming into the stolen canoes, and lost control himself. Problem is the Good Hands insurance people have no line item for a colision like this….

Horse freaks out after Amish Youth attempts to add an aftermarket exhaust…

obamas a bitch who shouldnt be running in the election. hes got no common sense in politics and should be shot. thank you for reading and have a nice day

i think jim won

Oregon Trail meets Grand Theft Auto- the result?
Grand Theft Auto: The Amish Chronicles

lmao

So me and my friends happend to be canoeing down the street, when were t-boned by a carriage! Who the hell drives a carriage?

not what you think. The carriage is trying to climb over a pile of canoes.

this is what happens when amish play chicken….

In other news, John McCain’s first car was destroyed today in a collision with a produce stand. Fortunately no Democrats were injured.

Ok not an entry but this is seriously messing with my head. I see the horse crap in the bottom left of the pic. Horses were involved. BUT WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE CANOES. You all see them right, as well as the 5 wooden wheels??? sombody please explain why it looks like an Amish guy was transporting canoes in a buggy and was possibly flying AND crashed into another buggy. What I really dont get is the water jugs that are all line up in a row under the pile of rubble.

…damned Amish hot rodders.

Here’s what happens when the Budweiser Clydesdales get into the beer.

Once again: KEEP IT ON THE RACE TRACK!

looks like the hillbillies never really made it to Beverly.

Unfortunately they did not make it to the viewing of Toby Keith’s new movie “Beer for My Horses”

“Just days after being released from prison Nick Bollea was back at it again. This time attempted to drag race a horse-n-buggy with familiar results. Sources report the only horses-ass injured was Bollea.”

I got you good Fu*ker – Anonymous Amish Dodge Caravan Hater

Modern technology, or the simple life. Whatever sinks your boat…

And this is why I don’t support illegal buggy racing

http://www.cardomain.com/id/97Hondaccord97
After completing a smoky one horsepower burnout, the buggy snapped an axel and was sent barreling into oncoming traffic.

After completing a smoky one horsepower burnout, the buggy snapped an axel and was sent barreling into oncoming traffic.

Tonight on your 6pm News:
Buggy has too much Horsepower for Amish to handle, Massive Crash ensues.

Before i looked closer i thought it was a rickshaw. Reminded me of that episode of Seinfeld.