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November 1, 2008
How to Turn Your Car Into an Unstoppable Murder Machine
By John Coyle
Editor
Before you make any of the modifications recommended on this tutorial, you may want to check your local laws. Because I’m sure there are at least a couple of places where rigging AK-47s to your wipers or chaining grizzly bears to all sides of your vehicle might be frowned upon. But I’m pretty sure that stuff is legal in Texas. Check out six other suggestions over at Divisible By 0.
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Nes!
Nov 4, 2008 at 3:12 am
Flame throwers will do the trick SpeedCanHurt, don’t you agree???
SpeedCanHurt
Nov 4, 2008 at 12:11 am
The problem is, rear bumper oil doesn’t take care of the people in front of you…
Nes!
Nov 3, 2008 at 10:20 pm
oooooh come on! you know you really want to!!!
GTwildfire
Nov 3, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Don’t encourage me.
Nes!
Nov 3, 2008 at 3:58 am
Do it GT!!! Need help???
cknarf
Nov 3, 2008 at 3:09 am
I’ve got some crude if you need it, the oil in my car actually came out in chunks….
GTwildfire
Nov 3, 2008 at 2:36 am
I’ve thought about making a concealed rear-bumper oil spray system to make tailgaters spin out of control. It’s very do-able. I’d like to test it on schmears…
cknarf
Nov 2, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I use emissions to kill.
my car’s already an unstoppable murder machine.
Anonymous
Nov 2, 2008 at 3:33 pm
What is with this asswipe schmears
Anonymous
Nov 2, 2008 at 2:05 am
Shut the hell up Schitt Shmears!
Schitt Shmears
Nov 2, 2008 at 1:53 am
HAVE A RIFLE, YOU MUST BE FRIGHTFUL!
USE A WEAPON, PASS ON HEAVEN!
SHOOT A GUN, YOU BETTER RUN!
Stewart
Nov 2, 2008 at 12:55 am
I know it’s a joke,
and I stand corrected on the UZI.
I just don’t find it funny….
Sense of Humor
Nov 2, 2008 at 12:02 am
For the record, the eight year old who died was firing an UZI:
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http://www.nypost.com/seven/10282008/news/nationalnews/kid__8__in_uzi_death_horror_135645.htm
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But I think any discussion of the gun used on the wipers misses the point of this post. It’s obviously a joke. If John ever gets his Jag running maybe he’ll make some of these mods?
m2K
Nov 1, 2008 at 9:58 pm
To stewart
interesting how u ignore the thousands who die everyday in africa or iraq from “AK-47’s”, don’t be so close minded
Anonymous
Nov 1, 2008 at 9:45 pm
stewart’s gay!
FordRulesAll
Nov 1, 2008 at 8:08 pm
THOSE ARE MY TYPE OF MODS
Stewart
Nov 1, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Not sure if I would have posted a joke about AK-47’s
this week, after that little boy shot & killed himself
with one at a gun show.
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I’m just sayin’ that the timing might be a little off…
bob balderston
Nov 1, 2008 at 2:40 pm
interesting, but i am afraid the boys down in downtown detroit as well as compton, have beat you to the punch