Caption Contest!

That wood chip will sand right out!

Jimmy wondered if his idea for biodegradable bumpers would catch on.

Bumper FAIL, Tarzan have new car

The new Subark Outback

Not the first time ive seen wood while staring at a rear end…

Jimmy was at his local sign shop getting a brand new bunper sticker that reads “BACK OFF OR ELSE”

Jimmy took his video games a little too seriously and was always prepared for those annoying car chases.

This is what happens when you watch Final Destination and a James Bond movie in the same night.

Got Wood?!!

GOT WOOD?

Aftermarket Subaru heatercore replacement

Aftermarket bumper may need trimming to fit.

Subaru Outback showing you sum of the real thing out back

this is a one of a kind woody

When fiber glass doesn’t cut it, go with fiber wood….

Yeah, but you should see the one that got away.

I vote for: my kid is a lumberjack.

For Sale: Subaru Outback- 127k, auto, a/c, portable campfire.

Sumwood Outback, all original, never gone offroading. $9500 obo.

The economy is so bad, body shops around the country are cutting corners to make a profit. Sand it down, and paint it silver and you’ll never know the difference. I promise.

This way, when he hits someone, Insurance can say it was an act of Nature. Thank You NATURE!

Subaru Outbacks are for lumberjacks.

someone’s packing wood

Got Wood???

Beaver on Board…

The driver likes the feeling of large wood behind him/her.

Drive your Subaru softly, and carry a big stick.

Subaru Outback. Take a piece of nature with you.

Subaru Outback. Take a piece of nature with you.

this is the real woody wagon

Well if you notice, He’s prolly at that bar getting a Boston logger.

Solid,Eco friendly bumper!100% Biodegradable! Another strike against the big 3. Way to go Japan!!

In an effort by people who hate and are trying to trick Frogger to jump on there bumper!

Looks like somebody likes big wood in the rear…

I always wondered what would happen if I dropped Viagra in the gas tank.

Go Go Chia Bumper!

Drop some water anywhere in between the chains and it grows a tow hitch.

Who said losing weight helps win races. I strapped this bad body on after coming into a corner too wide and shaved 33 seconds off my lap time.

Kiss this, treehuggers!!

I think the repair shop took it litteraly when I told them the bumper was paint code WA515 Forrest Brown.

fuck u!!!!!!!

thanks to the new outback engineering.. u can now have that feeling of sitting on the old campfire log all year round…

ill tell you whats a FAILURE, CarDomain an their damn website, hurry up an fix the damn bugs on this site. Im sick of clicking a page an it saying maitenence every damn time then i click a dif page an it works normal. You people need to get off your asses an fix this thing. Or I can just go to a dif site….your call.

In an effort to expand there market, Subaru has released the Paul Bunyan edition Outback. There answer to Ford’s Eddie Bauer models, it comes with redwood bumpers, 2-tone denim and plaid interior, and an ax. Optional equipment said to include a bobble head of Babe.

In an effort to expand there market, Subaru has released the Paul Bunyan edition Outback. There answer to Ford’s Eddie Bauer models, it comes with redwood bumpers, 2-tone denim and plaid interior, and an ax. Optional equipment said to include a bobble head of Babe.

you see…this is what happens when u take “going green” a lil too far…

They’re bringing home firewood to stock up for this winter

They’re bringing home firewood to stock up for this winter.

take a load of my natural ass..u plastic ass freaks!!!!!!!!!!

the tree huggers are getting lazy, instead of chaining thems selfs to trees there chaining the trees to there cars.. good thinking guys

In defense of all of the people of WA…That car has a Colorado plate, just a good case of ‘Rocky Mountain High’

I like wood on my up my ass

After all, there are no true “woodies” being built these days.

THE REAR BUMPER IS GONE WILD!!!!

bite my splintering wooden ass!!!

god damn it. they scratched my tree bumber sticket

Dammit….The green punchline was used. Adam FAIL.

It’s his attempt at going green.

WTF happened to my bumper?!? That’s the last time I take my car to Lumberjack Automotive!

hahahahaha jack_1988 wins it with “I bet he gets a lot of beaver with that bumper”

i bet he gets a lot of beaver with that bumper

as darren mcfadden once said, “We got that wood right here”

as darren mcfadden once said, “We got that wood right here”

we’ve heard of wood trim but that takeing it to the lext level

Subaru’s concept car for a green Outback. Comes standard with biodegradable bumpers.

I got myself a flamethrower exhaust, so all the kids have to do is pop the hatch at the stoplights and we got ourselves some smores!

Looks like the bagger was right. You would get some cheap insurance.

Hey honey! I got a weeks worth of firewood out back of the Ru. When you’re finished ironing my shirts go get it….oh….and take a chain saw….and hand me a beer….

suburban $12,000
tree for a bumper $25
chain $15

watching your a** of a neighbor explain he didn’t hit a tree while drunk $ priceless

for what money can buy…. revenge

**sad thing is my roomate has a forest green 1970’s full size bronco with rail-road tie bumpers…….**

all i have to say is

“the modern redneck”

Why Bob the lumberjack was fired from Maaco…

you know….now that I’m sober it doesn’t seem like as good of an idea.

It’s what makes Subaru, a Subaru!

lumberjack on board

you should see the front

well; she wont rust off. but them termites are a bitch

don’t park to close to the dangerous tail gator’s

get it? gator…

sheeeesh

its a Subaru thing.

45 minute vehicle repairs. Thats Allstates stand, are you in good hands?

A great alternative to those tacky ‘I BRAKE FOR TREES’ bumper stickers!

So, you remember that tree I backed… that backed into me? It paid to fix it for me.

My child is a lumberjack

Taking the term “enviormentally friendly” to the next level… It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.

Next time someone tries tailgating him, they will get his wood in there mouth.

2002 Subaru Outback Boarders Edition. Complete with snowboard rack and Grinding tree!

It will give tree huggers something to honk at

outback he really took it wit him

damn aftermarket bumpers never fit right

this encourages those a-holes to keep from tailgating me.

can you say, “brake check”???

Oh yeah this is the 2009 replacement for OnStar.
Not as fast as dial up but just simply log on.

i see he like big wood

like omg only some prick would do that

HE HAS A HUGE DOG AND IS PLAYING A EXTREME VERSION OF FETCH!! lol

how else is the guy gonna get traction in the streets of seattle

Whoa, I’m totally stumped….

I’ve been single way too long and will do about anything now to get beaver!

What does a guy gotta do to attract some beaver??

After Tim was constantly tailgated, he decided to take metters into his own hand

Im a lumber jack and Im ok, I sleep all night and drive all day…

he just getting ready to smooth his new roll pan in

Would anyone else like to go GREEN?

This new ground effects kit was debuted by Paul Bunyan Motorsports at SEMA.

honey were home with the x-mas tree

I can’t see the Forester through the tree

They backed into a tree and figured since the tree knocked the bumper off it could replace it

Correction:

Now this little Outback got all excited when the sexy Forrester drove by, embarrased to say it gave him a “Woody”

Man If I had a dollar for everytime I’ve seen one of these…….I’d have a dollar.

Now this little Outback got all excited with the sexy Forrester drove by, embarrased to say it gave him a “Woody”

While waiting for his OEM replacement bumper, Jake opted for the alternative “Bark” option, just to show his “Green” support.

HEY NICE WOOD TRIM

Wait, I’ve seen this thing in Florida! I laughed my arse off that day. It looks like it did the same thing.

Its Log, Log, Its big its heavy its wood. (sung like the slinky song)

I ain’t tailgatin’ with Bob anymore…I still got splinters from the last time!!!

My pet Elephant uses this nifty handle to bring me my car when he wants to go for a walk…

The OutBack Logging Practice Support vehicle

It looks like a gift from the lumber gods to me.

Wow…. Hyper… You need to repost your comment with your cardomain page… Yours is by fare THE FUNNIEST!

” You Can take the Subarau Out of the Forest, But You Can’t Take the Forest Out of the Subaru.”

Classic…

Honey The Wagon got wood again thanks to the damn neighbor with his WRX Sti

haha wow well lets hope he doesn’t run over a termite hill

I wont even bother commenting. Hyper should get this one.

Yea, we took our outback off roading two hours ago and backed into a tree accidently. So, we cut the tree and used a part of it as a replacement for the damaged bumper origionally on it.

Just hope he doesn’t back into, say, a chainsaw or something…

FOR SALE: 2004 Subaru Outback. Low Miles. New Tires. Automatic. AWD. BIG TRUNK.

You know the auto industries are in trouble when they are ‘cutting’ costs like this.

Subies are for tree huggers

“At Subaru, protecting the environment is just as important as protecting our passengers. That’s why we build fuel-efficient vehicles in ecologically-minded plants. Together, with our earth-friendly partners, promise to build you cars straight from the environment!”

Source: http://www.subaru.com/sub/misc/environment/index.html?from=topNav

Subaru Outback to Forester Conversion.

yeah…bet u wontrear end me now…

yeah…bet u wontrear end me now…

HEY! Tell your car to quit barking at me!!

Subaru, building cabins one log at a time.

Redneck’s way of expressing their concern for global warming

Gives a whole new meaning to a “Go Green” bumper sticker doesn’t it

Yeah, it may save on gas. But its capacity as a logging rig pretty much sucks.

that is one tough bumper

Growing up the Subaru always knew it was different.

When I grow up, I want to be a Forester!

I got your crumple zone RIGHT HERE…

most folks don’t know Colorado is the “strap raw lumber to your car” state…

My Subie logged many miles…

Much too late, Chad learned that his manufacturer’s extended warranty failed to protect him from termites and beavers.

one-upping vermont’s subbie-carpet muching crowd, colorado takes up a notch to bark-biting

Newsflash… Paul Bunyun steps in to replace big three CEO’s.

this was on the cardomain blog a long time ago. way before failblog had it.

Hyper’s comment FTMFW…period.

Give it to Hyper, that’s probably the most funniest thing for this.

I’m sitting here trying to think of something witty but all I can think about is how good Hyper’s caption is.

Give him the win.

Watch out for beavers!

You can take the Subaru out of the forest, but you can’t take the forest out of the Subaru.

Yeah, what happened to last week’s? Too many Mastercard and female drivers jokes? XD

so who’s last weeks winner?