Hummer Gets Stuck While Showboating on a Ford Taurus

The bling bling rims really give away the offroading expertise of that owner. and there is no such thing as traction control on an H1.

all he had to do was press the brakes to lock the diffs and come right off.

but you actually have to take the truck off the pavement once or twice to learn that.

Yall are ridiculous. ‘asshole’ you need to curb ur appetite for controversy. Everyone has a right to his or her opinion. I happen to think that the Hummer didn’t really have anything to do with the Taurus and Chevy going in the same direction, it wasn’t contributing that much. Plus, Dodge is an amazing brand of pulling and hauling machines, get over it. Every manufacturer has it’s issues, but when one has it’s positive points, and Dodge definitely has that, you have to give them credit. Now please get over yourself and grow up.
ps, Nice video, I laughed quite hard.

My thoughts….

1) Anyone who puts baller rims on an H1 is a douche…
2) Cummins torque wins…
3) Anyone who puts baller rims on an H1 is a douche…
4) Chebby 1/2 tons are about what I remember them to be….
5) Anyone who puts baller rims on an H1 is a douche…
6) The reason the rear dif is not turning is that the driveline is snapped on the front end and the tarus is impaled on it…
7) Anyone who puts baller rims on an H1 is a douche…

That is all

The Dodge Ram is garbage compared to the Nissan Titan???

Then why is the next generation Titan going to be a rebadged Ram built by Chrysler?

Nissan is throwing in the towel in the full size truck market. The 5.6L is way down on power compared to the ‘09 5.7L Hemi with 390hp and 407lb-ft or torque. The Titan doesn’t have a 3/4 or 1 ton version with or without diesel power. You just can’t beat the Cummins.

The Ram in the video looks like an ‘08. They have the 6.7L with the 68RFE automatic. No transmission problems there! It’s super beefy.

ivan and thomas are hilarious ….hahah yea if they didnt have so much horror stories on the transmissions i would have got one…oh yea just cause hummer claims in comercials they cna go anywhere…i guess there limited when u talk about taurus…..hahah…

Black truck needed to gas not break, the weight of those 2 cars plus pulling of another truck will not hold it back… clearly.

SAY U BELOW ME…UR MAMA IS THE IDIOT AROUND HERE

jj is an idiot

hate to burst his bubble but hummers just not quite what it used to be….

i love penis

Damn!!!
DODGE BRUTE FORCE VS Ford taurus + Hummer H1+GMC = DODGE KICKASS!!

dodge is GARBAGE compared to the NISSAN TITAN!!

the dude with the hummer had his traction control on too so all it was doin was sending power to the spinning wheel….

Think about this for a second, A Dodge Ram hauls Hummer sitting on top of Ford Taurus and Drags a Chevy with its brakes on. WOW. Call the CEO of DODGE. That is the perfect Superbowl Commercial. I bet they would sell more trucks. A Great Slogan, “When Your Stuck or in a Jam, Call Arnold, His got the Ram”.

another show of why american car companies are in the crapper chev cant haul shit hummer H1 probably not a realone anyway (no lockers) and the dodge cooking its transmission pulling all 3 but we all know wich motor wont blowup when its all over the Dodge wins overall.
Oh i forgot the taurus… didnt we all anyway

The dodge pulled 3 cars the hummer screwed one taurus and the GM truck just sat there probably dieying trying to pull the other way and weres the lockers on that hummer oh and by the way the tranny on that dodge should get checked out they dont hold up well, great engines bad trannys cummins or hemis there all great in a dodge truck.

LOL. The equivellent of stepping on dog shit and struggling to wipe it off. Too funny.

Hahahahahahaha that was the funniest shit i have ever seen!!!! Can you say PWNED

The Hummer ain’t pulling nowhere, its just the Dodge pulling the other 3 cars.
I don’t know if those Hummers have a way to engage and disengage the posi-lock differential, but that one obviously doesn’t have one or is disengaged, you can see only one tire spinning on each axle, where a real off-roader would have the 4 tires spinning. Shame on that Hummer with “Bling Garbage” wheels… all show, no go.

EITHER WAY DOMESTIC CARS SUCK…IMPORTS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

EITHER WAY DOMESTIC CARS SUCK…IMPORTS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

EITHER WAY DOMESTIC CARS SUCK…IMPORTS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

EITHER WAY DOMESTIC CARS SUCK…IMPORTS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

EITHER WAY DOMESTIC CARS SUCK…IMPORTS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

Hiliarious!! I agree with whoever said Dodge wins !! Pulls three cars in a tug-o-war! And Ford Fights Back!!! The only Dumbass here is the moron who put the Hummer on the Ford in the First place…
Oh, and all the Dumbasses who stood so close to the chains during the actual pull. Who cares about what tire is touching or not, or wheel scrub. What happens when the Chevy begins to pull against the Dodge with two distressed vehicles in the middle? Doesn’t matter who wins when the chains snap. Thats when people get hurt…

i hate that type of 4×4 where only two wheels spin their now doing it on hummers too that sucks.

Shouldn’t the Chevy truck be pulling the opposite way instead of braking? Wouldn’t that help pull that old ass Hummer loose? Either way Ol’ Dumbass shoulda juss got a cherry picker

Umm, the Hummer only has one wheel touching the ground. That isn’t very much help.

hey dumb asses think about it a little bit the dodge isnt the only vehicle pulling in that direction the hummer is also so it is two against one and they still arent moveing that chev that far or that fast so you do the math you dumb asses

Well, at least we know that rams can hual that ass! Too bad the gmc couldn’t hold up its end!

lmao the ford fights back

when in 4wd almost every vehicle has only one wheel that is powered unless that axle has a locker, this is so you can turn without having one of your tires “scrubbing.” The inside tire turns at a different speed than the outside tire of the same axle in the middle of a turn.

lmfao. why aren’t all the wheels on the hummer moving? i would feel so embarrassed if this ever happened to me.

damn. Go Dodge! pulled three cars lol

lol what was that other truck getting pulled like that

The hummer was probably a kit built on an old suburban chassis.
If it was a real H1 then there would be no wheel spin.

Attach a cable around the right side of the hummer and flip it over . Just get it off that poor ford!

Damn!!!
DODGE BRUTE FORCE VS Ford taurus + Hummer H1+GMC = DODGE KICKASS!!

WOW i always knew that dodge was the best. And now this proves it. this dodge is pulling a H1, a ford taurus and a chevy lol.

this looks like a great advertisement for dodge. and ford if they can spin it right. theres nothing like the brute strength of a dodge and the toughness of a ford to shit on a gm p.o.s.

this looks like great advertisement for dodge.

I get a kick out of the guy at the end who kicks the front the bumper of the car… yeah, like that’s going to help.

i dont know wat this comment i just wrote means (below this one) but all i know is that i love it in the butt hole!! yay!!

“WHERES THE LOCKERS” SAYS THE SQUAWKERS!

hey guys, guess wat?!?!

IM A GAY ASS!!!

stupid nubbies get a limited slip diff on that thing

Whoever said I’m a dumbass, just because it’s a 2500 doesn’t mean it’s a diesel. They put Hemi’s in the 2500s and 3500s too, shithead. And looking at it, that exhaust looks a little small to be a diesel. I can’t see the badges in the video to be able to tell what it is besides a Dodge, but they put Hemis in 2500s too, I was just aksing how they knew.

ok ((chris)) your a dumass lol wow

I cant believe that

where is the transaction

damn, that ram is so powerful!!!

slapdicks!!

Is it not obvious that the Hummer’s rear right wheel is lodged in the windshield/roof of that Taurus and the easier thing to do would be to pull the Hummer to the Right and the Taurus to the Left? What a bunch of dumbasses!!!

im not a dodge fan but ….. DAM THATS WICKED AWESOME!!!!

ok the dodge wasn’t pulling all three the hummers front right was on the ground helping pull and if you put my chevy in there it wouldn’t have been pulled back

people at there dumbest.

It is without a doubt, 100% a Cummins, not Hemi.
Get your s*** right pople

“keith” is a dumbass you dont have to listen to tell if its a 2500 because it IS a 2500

They should use some W-D40. LMAO…….

Priceless, Dodge has the power to pull all three but the Ford TAURUS has the power to keep them all together. Makes me love my Ford even more.

“they should squirt it with some water…thats what we do when the dogs get locked up like that…LOL”

LMFAO!!!!

the hummer does have a limited slip esk traction control. i think the hummer could have gotten off if teh driver knew what he was doing.
ps that dodge pullen all 3 is sweet

thats not a hemi, its a cummins diesel

“But The Dodge and its Hemi Pwed Those 3 Vehicles” great point bro!!! looks to be that the Dodge is the baddest of the bunch.

hahaha, ford…..lol

H1’s Are Bad Ass
But The Dodge and its Hemi Pwed Those 3 Vehicles

Well I guess that’s what happens when you mess with a Ford. I’m pretty sure Dodge just sucks anyway.

p.s notice how the dodge is practically pulling all those vehicles!! like i said a real mans truck

dodge…a real mans truck!! and damn i feel bad but shit what an idiot!!

Dodge…cant beat it

I take it nobody thought to pull it off from behind, it was probably hooked up on the roof. And as for the chevy haters, it’s a 335ftlb gas engine, against two diesels, yea it had a chance. Although if the dodge had been Hemi it wouldn’t have been any good, it would have run out of gas long before the chain was hooked up or the transmission probably would have blown up the minute he put on some tension, Garbage.

how can you tell? I can’t hear the truck enough to be able to tell if it’s diesel or gas.

dodge isnt a hemi, its cummins, guys…

—–DUMBASSES—– The chevy was just standing on the brakes, he should’ve gassed it a little. Why the hell didn’t the H1 have lockers or limited slip? I thought those came factory on H1’s, but I guess he opted for the bling bling rims instead. I’m a chevy guy, but that dodge pulling all 3 was pretty badass.

This is what happens when you have more money than sense. I am the most diabolical playa hater!!!

THIS MAKES ME WANT TO GET ME A HEMI

i like how the RAM is pulling are 3cars!!! those hemi’s have a good kick to them! haha

ok. an idiot drives over a car. screws up his driveshaft and potentially other components….

and the purpose of showing this was??

The chevy was being pulled by the ram and hummer.

they should squirt it with some water…thats what we do when the dogs get locked up like that…LOL

The H1 didn’t have limited slip, kinda makes the H1 less capable then a 4wd 1/4 ton with lockers.

Did that Dodge have a Hemi in it to be pulling all 3 vehicles??? WOW

Gator

I found it hilarious that the Ram pulled all three, including the Silverado.

over-compensaiton fail

thats f*cking sickkk… im pretty sure he was just thinking of how sweet it would be to crush the shit outta that

I had to watch this again idiots at their best

i was gonna ask if anyone else noticed that the chevy couldn’t even tow. hahahaha

LMAO. That was just a game of tug-o-war. I think the Dodge won.

This video really gives me a laught.. Hehe..

The guy at the end kinda kicks the car… what is that gonna do?… what they should have done, is pulled the hummer off the way it went on… (P.S. Watching that was a waste of my life)

“No lockers on the Hummer?” I was thinking the same thing! judging by the stupid rims and driver he prolly doesn’t know how to use half the features on that truck.

No lockers on the Hummer? Give the Hummer a good hard yank with a little bit of a run and it would pop right off….and hopefully flip.

i should show this to a friend at work who thinks hes a hot shot with his hummer lol.

One more thing, the video was hilarious. Curious to know how long that went on.

By most of the remarks here, Hummer drivers are not real popular. How did he end up in that situation to begin with. Just one more reason why Hummers should not be on the roads and owned and driven by anyone not working in a military position.

Hummer and taurus are enjoying too much that why they got Locked

Waiste of a good Taurus, dumb use of a Hummer, and a good way to show that Chevy can’t tow crap.

haha retards

I like how the dodge hauled the Hummer, Taurus, and Chev with it…

dude in the chevy shoulda gunned it

Haha what an idiot, he deserved it.