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“Our preliminary tests of hydrogen fuel cells were successful… in Hiroshima” -GM

January 1, 2009: Archaeologists made an exciting discovery today in Detroit suburbs when they unearthed the remnants of what is beleived to have been American Auto Manufacturing Industry.

What gets you wet?

im wondeiring if the guy with RED umbrella is that english insurace company guy from the commercials ?????

Guess those old toyota adverts were right; A car CAN survive a meteor strike.

I SAID NO FAT CHICKS!!!

The Russians’ new YUGO BOMB missed it’s target.

Woa! I never saw that pothole coming.

i didn’t know the military was so broke that they had to start dropping hatchbacks…

“Dude! check out the drop on my hatchback! this thing is crazy low!”

NEW BREAK: White, Albino Turd Discovered in Middleast Dates back to Precambrian Era

War of the Worlds 2: Hatchback’s Revenge

starring Tom Cruise

(TAAT) Terrorist Aerial Attack Training

the fatsest way to hell is in a hatchback.

Heavier than it looks!

See what a Backfire can do!!

“Must be A union job”

Typical construction work, one guy working the rest “supervising”.

If you’re not sure if it’s dead, just poke it with a stick.

well apparently the car went super saiyan but since it was redlining at 4 rpms the engine blew

3) It never fails, every time I wash my car I drive it into a huge sinkhole filled with sewage

2) Stupid potholes always messing up my springs!

Good thing we tried to send this to the States before the Skyline

Steve is learning how to be a Gondolier for when he moves to Italy…

Back!! Back!!! Back you stupid little foriegn car!!!

Bring water to a boil

Drop in car

Stir briskly with a wooden spoon

turn down heat, and let simmer

serve poached…

“I bet if we go down fast enough, we can make it up the other side”
“must be the entrance to the ‘underground’street racing scene”

3. “Lets all watch while this guy tries to get his car out with a stick”

2.Car/Submarine test sight.

what u guys have never seen a piece of shit in a toilet

1.I guess Iraq ran out of bombs!!

I told you we should of left your wife at home.

Foreign car import tactics gone wrong.

Foreign car import tactics gone wrong.

yea, we put alot of extra weight on the car to keep it from flippin over, but we must of forgot that the ground was super soft like bounty.

this car is down the toilet…

well, i thought i could make it like the duke boys but um yeah my hatch was that aerodynamic. =P

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Seriously… Did that really just happen?

I doubt I have sinkhole insurance

this car looks like crap

…..and then the heavens opened up and dropped us a vehicle to solve the in-efficent car.

Nothing a little Depend cant suck up

I told you, Jeb!
Quit rollin’ with Fat Chicks!

Who knew doing donuts in this little thing could cause so much damage!

The Earth has a sphincter!

1.them dam kids and that their boom boom music.
2.thats what happens when u give ur car keys to the kids.
3. thats what happens when u let woman drive the family car.
4. i thought thoes small cars are sposed to be good for the earth? i guess not!

1.them dam kids and that their boom boom music.
2.thats what happens when u give ur car keys to the kids.
3. thats what happens when u let woman drive the family car.
4. i thought thoes small cars are sposed to be good for the earth? i guess not!

Can you hear me now?

This is how Mazda puts out it’s new cars. The CEO bends over and pushes REALLY hard then…..PLOP!

“PLEASE…Pave over it! I hate that car!”

Some people should pay more attention to the street and bridge max weight load.

Damn my Bass, breaks the concrete!

fat people shouldn’t drive when the ground is wet

i knew my bass was loud but dam!!!!

wow right when my son pulls my finger and i fart we end up in this hole. now he wont stop shaking

What kind of bait ? hell do i have hook that big

are you sure it,s a mud turtle

Mom!!!!!!, Jimmy forgot to flush!

1.4 liter naturally aspirated 4 cylinder- a new level of ground shattering performance!

sorry, that was supposed to say “cars”

Traffic is getting worse and worse every day, it’s like cas are just falling from the sky

1. “Hey honey… I found my car!”
2. “I knew I shouldn’t have followed the drinking gorge.”
3. “I’m telling you officer, it seemed to pop out of nowhere.”

Dang it Cletis, I told you that thing wasn’t 4 wheel drive! You don’t have to try and hit every dag gum mudhole you see!!

The dude in the pink shirt lost the rock, paper, scissors, contest on who had to go in and get the car. LOL

The dude in the pink shirt lost the rock, paper, scissors, contest on who had to go in and get the car. LOL

I cant think of what to say to this but im a big cardomain fan, would you guys concider sending me some cardomain stickers? ill use them!! its advertising!! come on!! e mail me ill give you my address… ill be waiting..

1.Damn it I knew I shouldn’t have parked here!
2.Look I think I know where osama ben ladin’s vacation house was.
3.Stupid gophers!!!!

I heard the economy has sunk to it lowest and this is what I get for sinking to my lowest getting this piece of junk for fuel economy.

Suicide bombers suck at driving.

Hmm she said getting rid of my SUV would stop burning a hole in my pocket. What about this hole.

Dang! All I did was sneeze.

WOAH! What a hole!

“Okay TomTom, tell me where to turn now.”

see why i told you it’s never a good idea to put 10’000 dollars worth of amps and speakers into a piece of crap car!!!

Guy with pole “ima get me dat pothole polevault record if it kills me”

Look ma we gots us a new swimming hole and look theres toys included

Honey do you remember when i told you your weight didn’t matter? Let me rephrase that.

Really feeling the nitrous backfire right about now…..

1. That’s the last time i am picking up a hooker of that size!
2. “See, this is what always happens when i get really drunk. I buy a ticket to a third world country, then go to the nearest Hertz car rental, drive around and drink some more, pick up some hookers and then the next morning i wake up in a 10 foot deep shit hole with the rental car in the middle, flooded. That is just a small reason why i try not to drink anymore.”
3. Johnny’s father always told him that he was slowly sinking into a deeper and deeper hole. They never thought it would be like this though.

More reasons to switch to Geico

1. I told you the pot-holes round here were getting bigger !
2. I thought british pot-holes were big but they do say everything is bigger in america !

1. I told you the pot-holes round here were getting bigger !
2. I thought british pot-holes were big but they do say everything is bigger in america !

beware……space junk returning to earth..

1. “Dude! We should have put the ramp closer!”

2. “Honey… Does this car make me look fat?”

3. “Honest bro! I wouldn’t use your car to pick up fat chicks.”

WE’LL SELL THIS ONE TO THE U.S.

Epic Fail!

Dude, thats why my car has a wing

Breaking News: This just in, UFO crashes in venezuela disguised as a yugo.

I don’t know how they squeezed someone that heavy into the car in the first place

And they said cars couldnt float…..

Your momma’s so fat I gave her a ride in my car AND…..

why did i go this way?

can you swim?

I was on my way to work and did not see the hole.

To the previous poster without a name. Wow. This are the best English ever written

flight ticket to 3rd world country…$1000
cheap rental car…$100
car wash…$15
expression on your wifes face when you tell her you plowed into a gigantic dirty hole while you were on your buisness trip last week…priceless

flight ticket to 3rd world country….$1000
used car rental….$200

expression on your wife’s face as you explain over the phone that you need more money cuz you plowed into a dirty hole in another country….priceless

The Toyota Prius. It can do everything but fly!

COMMON ITS A POTHOLE WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN

The main reason why the Nissan “Meteor” never made it to production.

wow, this are the dumbest captions ever. You guys need to get a life

“Weightwatchers. We can help.”

“Dude, where’s my car?”

In the 80′s, many countries loved American tv so much that they attempted to copy a lot of it but with not so good results. As we see here, this was an attempt to make Dukes of Hazzard (Earls of Hu-non as it was translated) didn’t quite capture the same feel. Was it the souped up Yugo or desperate lack of funds for trained staff? Who knows?

“Don’t underestimate a jealous woman. If you value your car, think twice before cheating…”

Your Mom can be quite distracting.

look im t.p in a big tolite

B-B-Bass!!! Stereo contest gone awry

this is the aftermath of a car that was dropped from 54,000 ft.

damn… hancock’s at it again

“…ill it blend? that is the question…”

(guy crashes car then gets out)…. damn… im sorry bout ur swimming pool fellas…. i just didnt see it….(angry crowd of tiny asian men screaming in asian languages).. oh shit my weeds in the car… ah fuck it ..i dont wanna get wet ill just break the back window

now thats what i call filling up your gas tank after gas prices finally drop drastically ………….

Never underestimate tiny cars!

wait guys i’m almost done driving through to the other side of the world!!

now thats car pooling

If I am guilty of sleeping with your wife, may this highway collapse into a sinkhole!

…damn.

Nice job man way to drive your car into our pool.

Maybe next time the stunt double will learn when he tries to jump the biggest pot hole in the world to get to the other side you need ramps.

It came from space

GET YOUR CAR SOUP HERE!! CAR SOUP ANYONE???

Proof that Yugos are crap… they can even clog your toilets.

Ok guys, I just finished pouring the Drano, now Flush it!!!

god dropped his matchbox car

i told you not to use leaded gas now look what ya did.

locals stir to make the biggest pot of rabbit soupe so where do you get a big rabbit? VW of course.

it seems to be some type of an UFO WOOOOOOOO

I will think twice next time i pick up a fat chick.
Maybe this want happen!!

This is how we go muddin…urban style!

i found the problem

Who knew a muffler could be so important?

( Fat lady in car) Maybe its time for me to drop some weight.

Bet you i can pole vault this shit

Help me stir this shit

I guess I’ll walk from here

Looks like someone got the old “Colon Blow in the gas tank” prank pulled on them.

Nobodys BASS hits harder than MINE!

Dude, get your freakin’ car outta my new pool!

Is this the car wash?

A NEW MEANING TO THE SAYING
“NO FAT CHICKS CAR WILL SCRAPE”

Come on guys a little help here.

yo i tried to jump da hole.

Hey guys!! What are you all staring at?!?! Help me fish this thing out!

New tires for car – $350

New air freshener for car – $5

Fuel for car – $30

Driving your car into an unsuspecting pothole – PRICELESS!

Accident forgiveness, when you encounter a pothole you just can’t avoid, wouldn’t you like to be in good hands?

How not to use your GPS nav system…

I don’t think we shed enough to make race weight…

I don’t think we shed enough to make race weight…

that thing must weight a ton i guess.

Tired of clogged drains…Buy fast acting Draino today!!

Dude, like… poke it with a stick

……The japanese mars rover mission was launched today, although, comfirmation of the rover actualy landing on mars is yet to be determined….

GET THAT STUPID CAR OUT OF OUR DRINKING WATER!

911: 911 whats your emergency?
caller: its a funny thing, when my wife got in the car…
911: Whats your emergency??
caller: We’ve fallen…and we can’t get out!
911: ok stay on the line, help is on the way….

uuuuuuuuuuuum Guess what honey!!!!
You know how your always saying to park the car away from all the others so we don’t get scratchs and dents in the car.
Well i did. Now come and get the car.. click

P =Please
O =Ovserve
T =The Traffic

H =Hilarious
O =observation
L =Left
E =Everyone
S =Speechless

sink? or float?

O did you see that..
O no you didn’t…

Don’t you just hate it when Car companys just drop
their new ideas on us from out of no where

they say the auto industry is going down the hole.

LITERALLY, DOWN THE HOLE….

Afghanistan has successfully created the worlds largest slingshot….
Used projectile has recently been found.

the import world just took a dump in the domestic world

This is what REALLY fell from the sky somewhere over Alberta, Canada.

Afghanistan successfully creted worlds largest slingshot.
The projectile that was used has now just been found.

on they say compact cars are all plastic…this one must be all lead

This is what happens when you buy “weight reduction” off Ebay…

Another day in San Diego CA!

What a beautiful funeral, everyone standing there with their heads bowed. I did the same for my Goldfish.

Big things do come in small packages.

Now thats a “SUB” COMPACT”

If they were trying to bury it, did they really need that much hole?

Bragging rights: 0-60 2.1 seconds, top speed: 250 MPH
.
.
.(filled with lead, and dropped from a plane).

this is the last time we bring Rosie O’Donnell with us!!!!!!!!!!

i knew i could drive to china THROUGH THE EARTH THAT IS!!!

Anybody got Canadian Tire Auto Club?

How the f%%K am I’m gonna explain this $#!t to my job?!?!?!?!?!? They will never believe this!!!!

am i the only one who thinks this is really obviously photo shopped?

i’m impress hole in one get well tiger woods.

And the search for Bin Laden continues…

Due to flash flooding the attempt to immigrate to the U.S. was a failure!

You mean this isn’t parking for the Lions Game?!?!?!???

dude tell your mom to get out of the car!

evel kenivel forgot his ramp

Sorry, I thought this was the carpool lane!

WHAT!?? The GPS told me to turn here….. I swear

he must live in ohio

Dang! I just changed the air filter too…

“”news flash”" GODZILLA attacks japan again….run!!!!!

This is why we need to keep the State Gas tax in Michigan.

“Sorry Officer”, “They never taught me what to do when you see a pot hole in drivers ed”

looks like an old one night stand i had.

loose.

that’s what my subs do do tokyo. and everyone runs and screams “ahhh tegzilllaaaa”

the Japanese equivalent of Evil Knievel attempted to jump one of their largest sink hole, with an obvious failed attempt.

くそ!

Police shut down cheesheesawan st. in japan as a result of a car driving into a huge hole caused by Godzilla’s footprint

I’ve heard of more iron in your diet but damn, did you have to crap a Pinto.

If you think this is bad, try driving in Oklahoma.

Hey I think this pothole was way to big!!

I’ve ran over potholes before ,but this is rediculous

Didn’t I tell you to dodge the potholes. Sorry dad I got distracted by the crowd.

Carbon Footprint (n): See above picture

“And in my next slide, a prime example of the devastating IMPACT automobiles have on third world countries.”

Earlier this week, the newly elected mayor of Karmanooga took immediate action and planted his personal car in hopes of growing a tree to make good on his promise of free transportation for all.

Jareds car when he first started eating at Subway.

RUN PEOPLE ARE DROPING THE A BOMB AND ITS NOT GOING TO BE PRITY IF U GET WHAT I MEAN

Big things come in small packages, obviously!!!!!

“Hey, let’s poke it with a stick and see if it’s still alive.”

wow them new sub’s change everything..
you think thats a mess you should see my seat…
No you can’t get the suv we need an economy car she say’s…

They must have used lead paint from China.

Run! The Decepticons have arrived!!

“Son next time I tell you not to hit a pot hole in this little car would you listen to me!!!!”
“Sorry Dad”
We have all heard that one before

Iggy swore up and down to the townsfolk that his car was an earth shattering amphicar. In utter amazement, they watched his exlamation come true.

When I said I want ground shattering bass I didn’t mean it literally!!!

See… I told you I got more beat than you!!!

Bubba knew he shouldn’t have had that third helping of pie on thanksgiving, but he did it anyway.

FLASH! Man overdoses on BEANO while driving on the 405.

Hank, get a bigger plunger…this one’s a doozie.

This is definitely going to be a three flusher!

Entry #3
Even a nuclear warhead can’t put this little car down. Like the motto says “Tough as nails”

SORRY GUYS..ITS LIKE PRINGLES…CAN’TSTOP AT ONE

see, i told you..shit always floats to the top!

one way starbuck’s is testing getting expresso’s into the car; dive-thru latte’s

instructions read caution, do not let radiator flush chemicals leech into the water table when doing a proper flush and fill

ice fishing? we don’t need no stinkin ice fishing! here in el-salavdor we fish for toyota’s

maria carey’s ache problem was getting a bit out of hand

The very next day Rocoe’s discount airlines were fined $1,000,000 for emptying a chemical toilet over a densly populated area and subsequently went bankrupt.

Yo, you guys wait here, I got me a 30 foot plunger at home!

It was at this point that Tom realized he should’ve skipped that 11th trip to the buffet….wonder if “The biggest Loser” needs another contestant.

what ever it is,”DRAINO” doesn’t seem to be working

ling lee was creating a new dish for the locals,”geely” stir fry

the crowds screamed where is the gecko? while fishing out the progressive insurance car….

trying hard to imitate the devistation ala’ hurricane katrina, el-salvador’s whirl-wind rico’ did $46.23 in damamge when the local barrista’s car was sucked into the eye of the divot

taking a page from “moby dick”, raul’ speared the not so great white renault…forever banishing the evils set upon him from his childhood

although The 1982 Ford Meteor had a ground-breaking design, most people wouldn’t touch one with a 10 foot pole!

Introducing the New 5 Door Hatchback. Truly Ground Shaking!

BUILT FORD TOUGH! pshh…they dont have shit on me!

You jerk, you divided by zero didn’t you?!

Hey Bill, we’re gonna need a bigger rig, yeah, v-tech just kicked in.

After learning that he had the automotive equivalent of a divining rod Joe took it upon himself to travel to impoverished areas and help when able.

Don’t just sit there, find a stick and help me push.

Travel Advisory for South East Asia, Beware of falling white four door hatchbacks.

Due to the world economic crisis, the Iraqi terrorist clans were forced to limit the use of sucide bombs due to the cost of production. Instead, they catapulted small, compact cars towards the enemy. Unfortunetly for them, the “New Iraqi missile” was not very successful, only firing a total distance of 10ft, doing more damage to themselves than their target. Complete, utter humiliation!

Chuck Norris just doesnt park his car, he also parks the road.

The law enforcements latest technology for catching criminals “The Pot Hole Stopper” uses satillite technology sending an ion wave from space to disrupt the ground around the subjects they are in-pursuit of.

This pic reminds me of War of the Worlds

“Unfortunetly for the aliens, the tripod was no mach for the little white sports compact. The aliens had no choice but to retreat back to the safety of the underground”

bob balderston
Nov 28, 2008 2:05:20 PM

ahmed failed terrorist school..he blew the car down, not up

Classic!

SO this is what it looks like when one of the transformers lands on earth.

that’s what happens when you rev a transverse inline in neutral. Crazier than a 550 caterpillar..

I hope to hell nobody flushes anytime soon, T.P. anyone?? Like NOW!!

Now I can see why this car wash is for free, sucks leaving!

Ha, and u thought your car was heavy!

Note to self, deploy parachute sooner next time.

god killed another domestic time to rain imports

damn road commission is getting so cheap cant afford traffic cones

Ok people, this hole is full!
Just more 10000 yugos to go!

even the roads are getting sick of tiny imports

In some tropical areas, clam bakes are popular, but here with just a wee bit more of stirring with this big stick a rare delicacy of Hatchback Soup will be JUST RIGHT!

GREAT!! What a time for my GPS to stop working!

i cant believe i fit in that TINY lil car!!!!

i cant beileve i fit in that TINY little car!!!

And ease off the gas, and let it hydroplane…

All Wheel Drive kick in….now.

Now.

Now.

Now.

GODDAMNIT.

you mean to tell me the W.M.D. Bush was lookin is a car?

you mean to tell me the W.M.D. Bush was lookin is a car?

OK son good job, but now comes the real test, try to find a spot in mid-town.

ahmed failed terrorist school..he blew the car down, not up

Where I park that car, he freaking ground caves in…

This is what terrorist consider a WMD.

This is my swimming pool you just drove into. Thanks.

This is the end result from an astronauts crap.

The paving company must not have been listening when Mike Holmes told them to “do it right the first time.”

The paving company must not have been listening when Mike Holmes told them to “do it right the first time.” tisk tisk

Despite popular belief, the dinosaurs weren’t killed by a large space rock…

I don’t feel that new cars are heavy.

This guy obviously wasn’t watching when Godzilla was running through the neighborhood.

And so it was said, “that Yugos would fall from the heavens”.

crimey..thats a big one

betcha 50 bucks i can jump this crater

so there is such a thing as too much bass!

Jesus Christ, how much do all those airbags weigh?!

Your moms so fat she sank her car in the middle of the road while driving through a third world country.

I don’t know homes, it looks like we should flush it!

Hey Bill are you calling Triple A? I was about to but something tells me this is a job for Roto-Rooter.

Yo, Juan, are the potholes getting bigger around here, or is it just me?

i wonder if the government is going to bail this car out?

Damn pot-holes!!!

I guess next time the sign says “15 minute parking” I’ll listen.

I told him not to talk about Superman’s momma.

So are we just skipping last week’s contest?

Don’t worry Martha, it’s just a “little ol’ puddle”. Three weeks later…Do you think it will start?

Forget about the engine noise and the environment. THIS is why we switch from “leaded” to “unleaded”.

peg-leg david never learned from his last run in with a croc…never never poke a croc in the water

the new woofers in keano’s ride were really thumpin’

Godzilla?

And you people complain how heavy new cars are!

News flash! The latest teaser shot from Keanu Reeves’ latest movie “The Day the Earth Stood Still”

FORGOT THE STICKER ON THE BACK WINDOW; “NO FAT CHICKS”