Caption Contest!

Lol @ Pete: “Yea I use to captain a huge oil tanker, why do you ask?”

when i heard gas was going down, i thought they were only talking about prices…..

This damn global warming has turned the polar bears darn right mean.

Yea I use to captain a huge oil tanker, why do you ask?

“CADILLAC RANCH” Alaskan style.

Mother knows best: Always use the bathroom before you leave, or you will plug up and weigh the truck down, especially on the ice road.

I wonder if that is the same way the Titanic sunk…

Found It!!!!! Oh wait, I meant…Epic Fail!

THIS looks like a job for SUPERMAN!!!!!

IF YOU WANT THAT TANK OUT OF THE ICE FAST JUST PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAY—FREE GAS— =)

AIN’T THAT A BITCH!!! JUST WHEN GAS PRICES STARTED TO GO DOWN.

Now What? (nowwhat.com)

the sole reason gas shot up to $4.00 a gallon

FREEEZZE!

What the Shit?!

Told you it would float!

You think anyone will notice?

Ice Road Ricks last load.

Apparently the weight of gas is directly porportional to the price!

too much junk in the trunk

Dude, wheres my truck

I guess theres no need for the refer no more…we found a alternative way to keep the load cold

I think I zigged when I probably should have zagged!

The Global Warming God hates all the pollution going into the air and if no one is going to do anything about it them the Gods will. It looks like they have succeeded.

I was told the ice was thicker. I don’t think it was.

Officer, I was told to keep this load cold so it didn’t get burnt.

Are You In Good Hands?????

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!!!

so that’s how the devel dose his shoping

Optimus Prime’s new hideout discovered

SAY BYE BYE

Officer I swear to drunk im not God!

Company memo: Meet St. Peter at gate, be truthful and curtious and he will let you through.

Attention, Your shipment of FAIL has arrived!!1!!11!

Ice trucker fail

Officer i was told to make SURE that this load did not catch fire.. I was just doing my job..

officer i was told to make sure this load did not catch fire..

I knew I shouldnt have skipped out on the overhaul of the 4×4 drive.

Fuck

Did the forcast say 2 feet of snow or 20?!

Mother Nature takes the fight on global warming into her own hands.

They make it looks so easy on TV

BEACHED WHALE ALASKAN STYLE

Thats gonna leave a mark!!!

This is a deleted scene from the reality show “Ice Truckers” – this the shit you don’t see on TV

Lake-1, Truck-0, NEXT!

Hopefully gas will STAY this low!!!

*Alaskan Truckers Union Meet in Washington to Discuss Bailout
*Governor Palin Investigated for Suspected Involvement in Road Salt Scandal
*President-Elect Calls for Multilateral Talks With Truckers, Without Precondition

East bound and drowned, loaded up and sinkn’
a’we gonna do what they say can’t be done

van winkle was right “ICE ICE BABY”

Hey Bandit this is the Snowman. Fred had to take a leak then went for a swim. Well, i went in after him and, well, I got some good news and bad news. The beer is cold, but the truck is stuck.

this is ALASKA!!!!!

tremors 1 optimos prime 0

Alaskan truckers try to drive to the states. They where doing well, until they reached the atlantic.
This is why Alaska doesint export anything.
This is why Antartica doisint do exporting.

1. This is one of features i payed for with the truck the salesman said it was worth the money
2. My navigation system stoped working so i came this i think it may have FROZE
3. Hey wots in the truck? Oh hey mate it just full of beer. Is it cold? No But i will show u a trick for that

Do you think the boss will notice?
The manual told me to do it!
Blame al-quada they made me do it!
Sarah Palin here I come!
I thought Hell froze over? Guess I shoulda double checked!
Don’t worry guys I know a shortcut!;)
Am I gonna get a ticket officer?

Journey to the center of the earth. Alasja.

1.) Epic Simply Epic
2.) Ill Bet Theres Two Sides To This…
3.) Simple Explaination….Just Tell The Boss You Were Ambushed By Snow Bunnies

This is why the stock market crashed!

Trucks gone wild!

How well did you do when it was your first time finding the hole?

honey, i lost my job today!

1.) Oh my gosh, am I flying!?

2.) Man this is the 5th tire that’s gone out!

3.) Jesus take the wheel!

It’ll buff out

Ice Grabiods in action.

This story made headlines: “ESKIMOS USE GLOBAL WARMING TO COMBAT GAS PRICES”

Ok, what part of “Floor it” didn’t you understand.

Autobots transfor….transf…Autobots Transfor….Ok, who’s the wiseguy, Bumblebee, Jazz??

Ok, there was a road here a minute ago.

Optimus’ klutz of a cousin: Optimus Tripus

SO thats where they been hiding the oil!!

Don’t worry Macgyver will pull us out with a rubber band and a paper clip.

who put that there?!!

I hope your in good hands with All states…

1) It looked like just a smal crack

2) dam potholes!!

3)You think Mike and the mistress from O’hare towing can handle this??

Optimus Prime coming out of retirement to whoop the Decepticons asses one last time!

At least i didnt hit that deer

well…..guess nows a good time to take a nap!

this is what happens when u leave ur toy in jesuses living room……he may not see them and step/trip on them.

so….do i still get that promotion??

don’t worry I’m just making a pit stop…

Hello? yeah i crashed the truck, Am i still gunna get paid for this run?

pontoons are just empty metal tubs so why the hell didnt this float????
oh wait its full

too bad i wasnt haulin helium i could of just floated across

my truck was running hot so i cooled her off

oh no the semi from hell!!!

Chevy, Sinks like a rock.

anyone in the mood for ‘SANKA’ coffee?

“Well, I guess Santa won’t be getting his gas…”

The economy never sank this fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah Yea does umm, a triple A come out this Far??

1.) The way the economic is going who knows what the gas price of gas may be. But 1 thing for sure this trucker has his stored.

2.) This is what happens when u don’t use rain-x. Unable to see the signs that say no trucks allowed on this path..

i thought it was semi-floatable too! “damn it”

ITS NOT A KENWORTH ITS A FREIGHT LINER WHICH IS GARBAGE ALONG WITH THE KENWORTH LET THEM BOTH GO DOWN
CANT SINK A PETERBILT

ok, thats a Frieghtliner, not a Kenworth!

ok.. who put salt on the road?

Swimming, my anti drug…

DAMN! NOW “SHE’S GOTTA DUNK!”

Just refueling TITANIC!

Did you ever get that Sinking Feeling???

thats it i’m moving to Mimi to be a cab driver

KENWORTH had a break through with there all new marine tanker

WELL A LEAST WE DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A TRAFFIC JAM.

Gas is falling oh wait it seems frozen now

NOT GOING ANYWHERE FOR A WHILE? GRAB A SNICKERS!!

KENWORTH “THE RESURRECTION!”

Autobots, transfo-oh oh shit!

thats one good burnout

I didn’t even see the pot hole

What!, the refrigerator stopped working in the truck, and I needed to keep the goods cold.

a little taste of hell freezing over

THIS JUST IN! The new transformers, it is a truck and a SUBMARINE!

FOR THE LOVE OF!!! CHAIN, NOT HEATED TIRES DONALD

My truck didn’t win any awards with its old trick of “rolling over” anymore.
So I had to teach it to “sit and beg.”

LAY DOWN BOY!!!!!!!!!

in an extremely rare photo, here we have optimus prime defecating in public….

My Daddy and Mommy at the Truck Factory said to beware of where to unload…..because you may just fall in.

I think it’s in the wrong gear said the truck driver

You’re on thin ice Mister!

im so confused

NO no boss, Im giving it gas, but its not going anywhere,

Seldom seen in the wild, the great Arctic Semi must surface every few hours to breathe.

This week, on Ice Road Truckers…
It’s official, winter is here!

remember you csnt take a big rig to go ice fishing

hey how did the boss tell me to get oil again?

Nick is a greazy african.

yeah boss.. got the truck and trailer all washed as ya asked but might need a push as got it stuck in a pothole…

Damn so thats wat happens if you try to do a burnout in a truck!

D’oh! I just knew those cheap hydraulics would let me down.

Nah, it feels just like a flat tire.

Hey babe, we gotta win this winters “Best Taildragger” trophy with the rig!

i told you, if you hear cracking, do NOT stop!

The HESS trucks back and its better than ever! just in time for the holidays kids!

accident forgiveness…is nation wide on your side?!?!

hell froze over so satan needs some gas to get the ice melted.

ice cold beer anyone.

FUCK YOU NICK………

dang it, something always goes wrong when you try to sneak mexicans over the border

Hmmm…I thought it would be easier to load up the tanker this way.

DAMN!!!! THE STICKER SAID NO FAT CHICKS!!!!

FOR SALE: 1997 MAC Semi-Truck, Low Miles, Tilt Steering, ICE COLD A/C!!!! (note: Buyer must pick up truck loacaly)

i should’ve known not to listen to the wife instead of the gps

Is this the North Hole?

Al, I told you to leave your mother at home.

Could someone please point me to the unemployment office please?

Whats the number for a tow truck, eh?

Damn Decepticons!!! Jazz bumble bee HELP!!!!

Damn Decptocons

Bagged and Body dropped, introducing the worlds lowest semi!

A new Transformer has been found under the ice. Autobot or Decepticon?

Your all right… Back up some more….Come’on.. your ok, a little to the right…. OK STOP YOUR GOOD!

Your all right… Come’on, keep backing up…. little to the right. OK YOUR GOOD.

Sir, you are in violation of the Alaskan State Law stating in section B45E81-981238 Part 2: Rear License Plate and Tail Lights must be visible at all times to oncoming/approaching traffic

Shit…..any one have cell phone service?

After saying “Hey guys watch this”, always ends in disaster.

Okay, I’m gonna rock it, make sure you push when I go forward… are you pushing????

I wonder if this counts against my accident free driving record… there goes my freakin’ bonus!

hmmmmm… maybe i should have gone with the snow tires this year.

I think i can, i think i can, i think i can…… hmmmmm, maybe i should re-think my approach a bit here?

New winter sport: truck fishing.

Even the ice is desperate for gas!

S.W.I.F.T Trucking or better known as Sure Wish I Finished Training!
or
See what I fucked up today!

1-Crap!

2-Oh wait, The road is over There

3-Well… Who wants coffee?

Damn It! Gas is gonna go up cuz of me. Another shortage, I hope they don’t fire me again, I’m all out of different identities.

Those damn people got the gas this time Jim!

I’ve got good news and bad news… This is going to cost alot. But it’s ok, cause I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

she said not to drive there. Did I listen..Always listen to your co-piolet

This isn’t where I parked my truck or is it….

hello mam this is the operator of quick haul freight lines it seems your load is gonna be delayed till spring

hello mam this is the operator of quick haul freight lines it seems your load is gonna be delayed till spring

hello mam this is the operator of quick haul freight lines it seems your load is gonna be delayed till spring

Luckily, this semi is actually a transformer, it will soon be a polar bear

“where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”

“Quick, throw me a vine!!! Its another one of those quicksnow pits!!!”

I wonder if we’ll make it on Ice Road Truckers eh?

I wonder if we’ll make it on Ice Road Truckers eh?

entry 1.) That guy’s a really bad listener. I told him that it was
a cold AIR intake that boosted your hp, not a cold WATER
intake!!

entry 2.) Don’t worry, I have Geico. Then see crap like this all the
time. Im totally covered.

entry 3.) Don’t worry, Im fine. I was hauling styrofoam cups, so it
shoudln’t get worst than this. Damn, or was it china
dishes?

I guess that last jelly donut put me over the weight limit

I knew We shouldnt have let drew drive that thing!

Oh SH*T! Al Gore was right!!

Help! ma butt’s frozen

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

1) This must have been taken when gas prices were so high, the trucks couldn’t make it.

2)Look Falling Gas prices!

3)I think someone gave up….

Coors Light’s new slogan “You know your beer’s cold when the Coors Light Semi starts driving outa the ice!!”

Anybody got a rope?

Ice Road Truckers gone bad

Entry 1)
Hmmmm… how can I get my truck and this FLAMMABLE load out of the ice… thinking… thinking… nope,can’t think of anything

Entry 2) Oh the irony, I was told to keep my trailer away from the sun because my cargo is flammable. Looks like the “flammable” part was the leastof my worries.

Entry 3)
Looks like my boss was right. I should have kept my truck away from the sun, not because my load is flammable, but because the sun will melt the ice. Now, there’s no way out.

They told me it was a floating rear end,,,,,

i like most of these but this is just ice road truckers there is nothing funny to say here…

if anything its just gonna be “dam… old elpaso is gonna be pissed that im late” or something crap like that…

these guys have a hard job driving on ice.. im sorry but i dont like this caption contest this week

to whom it may concern,

an oxymoron = ice road

“Look what you’ve done! I’m melting! Melting!”

u think the weight on ur back is heavy?well others are heavier

excuse me excuse me, coming through

excuse me excuse me comming through

dad always said to keep your head up, no matter if your riding on thin ice

I told you 2 wheel drive wasn’t gonna work…

Who let Dubya get behind the wheel this time?

i know it worked on top gear but i think we might need more than the floor mats to get this out

i see the price of fuel has gone down again, aparently there frezzing it this time.

Note to self: Call wife to send clean shorts.

So that’s what’s causing the Ice to melt…

Backing-up or Backing-Down?

Cooling down from the Center of the Earth.

why does this always happen to me?

Alaska’s answer to Cadillac Ranch.

sarah palin, “go get a joe six pack to maverick it outta there!”

Now all that’s left to do is poke it with a stick

In todays economy, even the trucking industry is going down.

Alright, now you get in the back and push while i try to rev it and get this thing outta here.

“dammit.. i told bill a burnout here wasn’t a good idea”

Damn you Tom Hanks, this worked for the Polar Express

DAM!!! i guess i hit the switches to hard!!!

Spring Came Early! darn you groundhog

So dispatch told me east off the main, and I asked how far… was I surprised when I found just how south east could be!!

So dispatch told me east off the main, and I asked how far… was I surprised when I found just how south east could be!!

Truck driving rule #32: Avoid frozen lakes.

Truck driving rule #32: Avoid frozen lakes.

Where is my triple A card……

Damn it! I had 2 payments left on this truck.

Hmmm…. I knew I should’ve listened to that thin ice sign. I thought it was for that one spot..

Ohh NO!! What will i ever do with my frozen blocks of ice deliv.. ohh wait, nevermind.

Ohh NO!! What will i ever do with my frozen blocks of ice deliv.. ohh wait, nevermind.

ONE HELL OF A BURN OUT !!!

i think i need more than a tow truck .. might need a new job

how truckers make ice cream

BREAKING NEWS Ice people are stealing our gas

They have to come up with some reason to try and raise gas prices back up , Sinking them seems to be the first blow lol

ice fishing with a big bobber

He must be thinking “I had no idea that pothole was there”.

Dammit!! I said to leave your mother at home!!

Ice tea anyone?

10 indian labourers and a couple of rickshaws and that tractor will be out in no time.

I haven’t been in this deep since I was with my ex-wife

Can any body say off of ice truckers?
its really not that even funny honestly. We’ve had way better pics before

Old truckers never die, they just gotta break through the clouds to get to heaven!

Crap…

Trouble Draggin?
Dont be this Guy
Live above the influence of Draggage

Dumb ass

Yeah man, I dropped this bad boy
10 FEET! Of course it’s gonna scrape!

Yeah man, I dropped this bad boy
10 FEET! Of course it’s gonna scrape!

Yeah man, I dropped this bad boy
10 FEET! Of course it’s gonna scrape!

Yeah man, I dropped this bad boy
10 FEET! Of course it’s gonna scrape!

Yeah man, I dropped this bad boy
10 FEET! Of course it’s gonna scrape!

see there is no point to buy winter tires in were he is

- “My hummer got stuck on that old taurus, but i’m going to take you out of there!”

Guys it’s not funny people really die like that you ever watch Ice Road Truckers, but really gotta give it up to James Gather

Baby got back!

i have to agree with DON 2
JAMES GATHER was the funniest one here!

Enough with the globo warming nonsense.

James Gather : Guys stop laughing….” funniest one here…..
But seriously….This photo,, Old as it may be is a bit serious.
Anyone still think Global warming isn’t an issue? The guy may be a newbie, but he’s in the middle of the ice road….Not good.

Sorry, I got nothing funny to say about this one. And really neither does anyone else. Its a bit bland, and not really that funny on a Global scale….

hey, triple A, i need a tow, im in lake Michigan.

-Redneck version of Segway, the 2-wheel transport scooter

Snow White and the trailer dwarfs

-Eskimo website finally gets a lucky break from exotic dog sleigh disasters.

reporter; sir what happened here, truck driver; well my darn freezer broke on the truck and the load in the back had to stay cold so a couple of my buddies and me tipped it over to keep it cold and now we can’t get it back out because the ice broke under the truck ;reporter well now that was a bad idea, ;trucker yeah it was you got got a cellphone to call a tow truck,;reporter no i don’t but i heard you just saved alot of money on your car insurance back to you steve

Well, I guess the “Boss Man” is gonna find out I was gonna do a little ice fishing today. ooops!! On the bright side- I guess it doesnt matter anymore that I left my auger at home!!!

Exxon-Moblie Disater, Canadian Style

oh; that feels good… Said the truck.

Bob never believed in taking the high road

FAIL

I’m melting! Melting!!

Ice road trucker newbie

alright…get the shovel

“GEICO so easy truck drivers can do it”

dont worry…he’s just makin’ some room for his speakers

“I told him not to put hydraulics on that semi”

Well that’s sure to piss off a few penguins.

Oil tanker Popsicle 2 for a dollar.

Guys. Stop laughing. Seriously I think I’m stuck.

As Vida’s show on Speed Channel says, “Living The Low Life!”

Stop polluting, our ice caps are melting! …

talk about going for a swim

talk about going for a swim

dude this photo is soooooooooo freaking old!!!!

I hate it when I miss a shift, knew the ”wheelie” was a bad idea.

Oh gawd !!!! meh coffee fall down!!!… buh wait why de truck turbo not wukkin?

FAT ASS!

Looks like that oil shipment is gonna be a little late

Clean up on isle 43,545 please

How do you catch a gas tanker? Simple, dig a hole in the ice, put some peas around it. When the driver stops to take a pea ya kick’em in the ice-hole.

uhh.. anyone got a chain??

George Bush says… “Just blame it on Al Queida.”

George Bush says… “Just blame it on Al Queida.”

the reason gas prices were so high

call a GM they will pay to get this out so the can get billions from the goverment

Coming from where a truck never came before, a place to chill.

and then god said let there be fuel not nowing that he was derectly above the frozen lake

the new fuel truck(carrying batteries)proved to be a little more than the alaska ice roads can handle

i dont see how its supposed to be funny driving trucks on the iceroads is very dangerous

And what we’ve discovered here in the frozen tundra, is an ancient beast that roamed the highways of America for years before going extinct due to a shortage of oil in the mid 21st century. (Sounds best if you use an Australian accent!)

I hope there’s beer in there!

uh-oh… i think All-State’s gonna put this against my Accident Forgiveness point!

this happend on the way to deliver fuel to a stranded Hummer.

This is why I hate transporting hot chocolate to the North Pole!

A sneek peek at Tremors 5: Ice Worms.

Literally taking the oil straight from the ground!

Latest victim of the Cursh Audi from the craigslist -

first , fill the helicopter, that should help take it to 20ton, sell the rest to illegal chinese inmmigrants in the northwest territory, that should take care of the rest.Then use the helicopter to pull the truck out.Or just wait for the crazy mountain man in the dual range 1987 subaru…

Cop pulls up to the trucker and says,”Did you get stuck?”
The trucker says,”Nope. The truck got scared when he saw a polar bear and decided to burrow itself in the ground, kind of like an ostrich.” Here’s Your Sign!

So I said to the gas station attendant… Trust me… Hell will freeze over before I’ll pay that much for gas.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus…

Now, where’d I put the floormats and the kitty litter…

Give it MORE gas!! that’ll get you outta the rut!

And the Ice Dragon rises from its icy t….Oh wait, it’s just a sinking truck, never mind! Guess that guy should lay off the whale blubber!

As Bob woke up in the Cab, under his warm covers, and in the presence of his microwave oven, something told him he should have laid off the twinkies a LOONNG time ago.