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December 12, 2008
Caption Contest!
By Rob Einaudi
Editor-in-Chief
I saw this on Jalopnik earlier in the week. I know these car-theme grills are a bit of a cliché, but this one just seemed different somehow… You know the drill: Come up with a caption for the picture below by noon PST next Thursday. If you submit the funniest one, we’ll send you a great big bag of CarDomain swag. And remember to leave a link to your ride page so we can contact you. Three entries per person max. Good luck!
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MattHayhurst
Dec 16, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Entry 2: Not only does James Bond have a license to kill, but with his new ride, he now has a license to grill!
Entry 3: For his next mission,007′s new ride has been outfitted with all sorts of gadgets; heat seeking rockets,Duel machine guns, smoke screen, A stainless steel grill??? Now that’s something I never saw coming!
66mope
Dec 16, 2008 at 9:22 am
Test
Matt Holc
Dec 15, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Jumbo Sized Italian Sausage On A Bun; $2.40… A 600ml Bottle Of Pepsi; $1.80. Having the Uglist 240 and still collecting the most attention… Priceless.
rapidsseller
Dec 15, 2008 at 10:47 pm
thats the only one a 240sx can fry anything!!!
jason
Dec 15, 2008 at 10:40 pm
the only thing good you can do with a 240sx
Dan Slater
Dec 15, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Would you like RICE with that.
Tmonster
Dec 15, 2008 at 7:45 pm
road-kill grill you killem we grillem
Tmonster
Dec 15, 2008 at 7:41 pm
or its wok and roll
Tmonster
Dec 15, 2008 at 7:39 pm
oh thats tow fu
Robb
Dec 15, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I think this guy drifted right into the resturant business.
Robb
Dec 15, 2008 at 7:34 pm
The new 240sx rickshaw, complete with snackbar.
Robb
Dec 15, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Dude, Where’s the rest of my car, and why do I smell BBQ?
Robb
Dec 15, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Dude, Where’s the rest of my car, and why do I smell BBQ?
Scott
Dec 15, 2008 at 6:47 pm
I never, EVER should have signed up for PINKS to race that kid with the McDonald’s hat on….. and the worst part is, he convinced me to do this even after I won…
Anonymous
Dec 15, 2008 at 6:34 pm
haha bitch you suck dick for fun and for free
CLIF
Dec 15, 2008 at 5:26 pm
IT’S THE SAME STORY AS ALWAYS. THE NISSAN 240SX HAD ITS TAIL SMOKED OFF BY A MUSTANG
CLIF
Dec 15, 2008 at 5:19 pm
THAT’S WHAT I CALL HIGH END TAILGATING!
Cal26stang
Dec 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm
This is what the hamburgulars car would look like
Anonymous
Dec 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm
What’s next after a rice burner? Burger burner!
CarsonD
Dec 15, 2008 at 1:20 pm
(Eff, nevermind)
CarsonD
Dec 15, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Anyone for some fried rice?
(I was the last comment, this one has personal info)
Carson
Dec 15, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Want some fried rice?
Jimmy Cash
Dec 15, 2008 at 1:12 pm
well this car was a great drifter then crashed it drifting a corner so i decided to open my own resturant called 240 drifting burgers
Chrispy
Dec 15, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!
Troy
Dec 15, 2008 at 11:18 am
I burnt the tires, now its time to burn some wieners.
Stuart
Dec 15, 2008 at 10:21 am
Most cars have their grille on the front, but since this car doesn’t have a front they just put one on the back!
Rob
Dec 15, 2008 at 7:37 am
You Want Fries With That?
Mauricio
Dec 15, 2008 at 7:35 am
And just like every other 240sx, the front was used as the trash.
Mark
Dec 15, 2008 at 7:12 am
Tailgating for Ricers.
Jeff
Dec 15, 2008 at 6:51 am
It’s not a fast cooker. It’s not a slow cooker. These boys have made a halfast cooker!
Mychal
Dec 15, 2008 at 6:14 am
now you really can live out of your car
Shreffy
Dec 15, 2008 at 4:32 am
The best tastin’ creation from Jesse James and Monster Garage!
Shreffy
Dec 15, 2008 at 4:26 am
This is George Foreman’s “Lean, mean grillin’ and driftin’ machine!”
grimlen
Dec 15, 2008 at 4:21 am
grab and go
Scott
Dec 15, 2008 at 4:07 am
For Sale:
240sx drift machine
Weight reduction performed
Custom paint job
Rear end re-worked with accessories
“Minor” re-construction needed…
Not the “whole” car it used to be, willing to negotiate.
asdfghkl;l
Dec 15, 2008 at 3:42 am
smoked burgers anyone?
Trevor Gonsalves
Dec 15, 2008 at 3:41 am
With all that rice, you’ll need the extra seasoning…
Ryan Davenport
Dec 15, 2008 at 3:28 am
Fast food and fast cars go together like ladies and umm… peanut butter!
FATRATMATT
Dec 15, 2008 at 3:25 am
0 to well done in 12 seconds
kelvin chung
Dec 15, 2008 at 1:38 am
The transformer that will work for food
Katakuna
Dec 14, 2008 at 11:05 pm
I think someone performed a faulty engine transplant.
Katakuna
Dec 14, 2008 at 11:04 pm
I do believe that the owner worked a hotdog cart in a past life.
kyle thibault
Dec 14, 2008 at 10:11 pm
BBQ’in sideways never looked so good
Bill terry
Dec 14, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Even grilling burgers they still call me a rice burner!
XTZTwinTurbo
Dec 14, 2008 at 9:27 pm
you should see the tequila that is on tap stored in the gas tank!
tasty!
Duston15
Dec 14, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Tunners attempt to go Redneck
XTZTwinTurbo
Dec 14, 2008 at 9:26 pm
order this 240sx grill now and we’ll throw in this titanium spatula for only $19.95!!
XTZTwinTurbo
Dec 14, 2008 at 9:23 pm
half invisible car that makes great BBQ! woooopy
XTZTwinTurbo
Dec 14, 2008 at 9:21 pm
another terrible Pimp My Ride gone bad
travis
Dec 14, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Half of a car: $600
Grilling supplies: $800
The look on peoples face when they see it: Priceless
Ike
Dec 14, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Doesn’t get more redneck than this.
Ike
Dec 14, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Have it your way.
Ike
Dec 14, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Finally, a hatchback that’s actually useful!
Shawn
Dec 14, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Thank you Pimp My Ride!!!
mob
Dec 14, 2008 at 8:25 pm
he lost he job at burger king now opened his own burger stand, the bank took half of his car for not making his payment!!
klm
Dec 14, 2008 at 8:22 pm
wtf i just see now that there’s no front at all!!
Geoff
Dec 14, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Finally a 240 that servers a purpose.
Dan
Dec 14, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I’m cooking king-kong in the trunk
Jason
Dec 14, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Tail gate partys are coming back!
Jason
Dec 14, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I’ll take care of the next tail gate party
Anonymous
Dec 14, 2008 at 6:08 pm
FRIED RICE!!!
bweaver
Dec 14, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Yes can I get the 240sx smokey burger please
bweaver
Dec 14, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Anyone up for fast food
bweaver
Dec 14, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Hungry why wait let it drift your way
cody
Dec 14, 2008 at 4:14 pm
any1 up for some grilled rice?
Luke Smith
Dec 14, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Dont ask where the front is
tc 1979
Dec 14, 2008 at 2:30 pm
THE OWNER OF THIS CAR HAS SET OUT TO PUT AN END TO WORLD HUNGER BY GIVING A SACRIFICE OF HIZ NISSAN TO DA HAMBURGER GODS…
deepwater805
Dec 14, 2008 at 10:35 am
OH yeah….I’m gonna eat of that thing, and the Rolaids are in the front half I suppose…..
ozzie
Dec 14, 2008 at 8:09 am
Get your Solar Powered Tequila Dogs!!!!
ozzie
Dec 14, 2008 at 8:05 am
Look MA no Legs!!!
alvin
Dec 14, 2008 at 7:43 am
who needs drifting when you have BBQ sauce?
JEff
Dec 14, 2008 at 7:22 am
Ive heard of propane injection before but this is just plain ridiculous
YELOW_MR2
Dec 14, 2008 at 6:22 am
Now thats a true RICE BURNER!!!
Zach W
Dec 14, 2008 at 5:54 am
You should see what i did with the front of the car!
Paco Ibarra
Dec 14, 2008 at 5:30 am
…and now we set the grill temperature to 240degreeSX, make sure you cook your tires while spinning them in a sideways fashion until you can see the threads… serve with a fiberglass salad on the side and sprinkle zip-tie croutons…
Paco Ibarra
Dec 14, 2008 at 5:23 am
I’d like my tires well done please!!!
Paco Ibarra
Dec 14, 2008 at 5:22 am
I’m telling you, the S13 hatch platform it’s more versatile than the S14….
Dieselabstimmen
Dec 14, 2008 at 5:16 am
Who cares if I can’t afford the whole car? I made a grill out of the rear, and that is twice as cool.
djez016
Dec 14, 2008 at 4:50 am
FAT MAN ON THE GO
Michael
Dec 14, 2008 at 4:25 am
The big three has to come up with some way to make some money, or is it just another bad decision.
rookie
Dec 14, 2008 at 3:26 am
you got served!!.literally!!!!!!
mike
Dec 14, 2008 at 2:52 am
yea, it’s my new custom grille..
Hanger3
Dec 14, 2008 at 2:27 am
Yeah thats right, it is a rice burner.
Pressed_Ham
Dec 14, 2008 at 1:55 am
someone clearly needs a job
Pressed_Ham
Dec 14, 2008 at 1:45 am
it still beats the hell out of a suzuki aerio
Pressed_Ham
Dec 14, 2008 at 1:41 am
also available in tow-along porta-potty and cement mixer guises
Travis
Dec 14, 2008 at 12:27 am
Unlike the SLR and the Crossfire, this 240′s rear broiler pops out at 15 burgers per hour.
Travis
Dec 14, 2008 at 12:22 am
After he got rid of his altezza taillights Ken saw his grilling business skyrocket.
Travis
Dec 14, 2008 at 12:20 am
I’ll take my burger with extra smoky burnout.
fixdaserver
Dec 14, 2008 at 12:07 am
Bender – built at the plant in Tijuana, Mexico. Have a Tequila & “bite my shiny metal ass.”
Silver
Dec 13, 2008 at 11:04 pm
eat my ass
bobby
Dec 13, 2008 at 10:05 pm
fastest fast food joint i have ever seen, the .240sx second cafe.
Anonymous
Dec 13, 2008 at 9:52 pm
any1 up for grilled rice?
$cuba-$teve
Dec 13, 2008 at 9:35 pm
ha half ass hamburger maker
Jim Welch
Dec 13, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Is he burning the tires or burning the burgers?
Ian Sav
Dec 13, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Wow I think that that grill just doubled the cars value and is no longer a pile.
Anonymous
Dec 13, 2008 at 8:29 pm
from drifting to grilling theres no other place to go
Rich
Dec 13, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Haha nows thats what you’d call not so fast food
Craig Potter
Dec 13, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Act now folks.. you can’t get this anywhere else…. This Car Grill cuts the competition in HALF!
Craig Potter
Dec 13, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Thats bound to piss the emission testers off! ha ha
Craig Potter
Dec 13, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Yes, sir the car is valued at 13,338… is that what you want or do u want to throw in the diabetic package?
matt simonelli
Dec 13, 2008 at 7:48 pm
With CarDomain.com, any mod’s are possible!!
ken hartel III
Dec 13, 2008 at 7:48 pm
CAPTION HELL… i want it!
BUT since i need one here it is:
burgers–$5
fries–$3
hot dogs–$4
cutting the losers car in half after winning it on pinks..
P R I C L E S S !!!!!
steven gehrke
Dec 13, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Man.
your car makes me feel FAT.
steven gehrke
Dec 13, 2008 at 7:21 pm
pshh..and we call them rice burners!
Wes
Dec 13, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Tailgating, not just for football games
SEVASH
Dec 13, 2008 at 6:35 pm
H.E.M.I.( (H)ambugers(E)aten &(M)ade(I)nstantly ) POWERED
SEVASH
Dec 13, 2008 at 6:30 pm
And it ONLY loses 1200 calories per gallon
SEVEN CORNEAL JOHNSON
Dec 13, 2008 at 6:26 pm
NOW THIS IS WHAT WE CALL FAST-FOOD
michael
Dec 13, 2008 at 6:17 pm
welcome to the chill grill
Zac
Dec 13, 2008 at 5:42 pm
this cars full of dogs
GSss10Trunks
Dec 13, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Is that the RGRWD (rear grill rear wheel drive) package?
tyler
Dec 13, 2008 at 4:52 pm
well everyone know what happens to grey hounds once they’re racing days are up, so this must be the import car equivalent
Zach
Dec 13, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Would you like fries with that?
hennissey
Dec 13, 2008 at 3:10 pm
The other kind of hybrid….runs on propane!
Dhillaz
Dec 13, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I’ve always wondered what car George Foreman drives.
carsick30
Dec 13, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Grease conversion kit headlines SEMA: West Virginia
carsick30
Dec 13, 2008 at 12:04 pm
JDM this
carsick30
Dec 13, 2008 at 12:03 pm
-Due to the economic crisis Red Bull sells its Drift Series rights to Martha Stewart.
Cory
Dec 13, 2008 at 9:13 am
This machine just couldn’t cut the mustard in the drift world anymore.
ResurrectedZ28
Dec 13, 2008 at 7:28 am
Weiners! get your hot Weiners hea!
Bran6
Dec 13, 2008 at 6:16 am
BBQsx
Tyler
Dec 13, 2008 at 5:56 am
slide in for a burger
vividxpressions
Dec 13, 2008 at 4:36 am
when u put gas in this ricer u get very full
vividxpressions
Dec 13, 2008 at 4:36 am
now thats a hippie mobile hook it to your volkswagon and never have to eat at those greasy fast food resturants
vividxpressions
Dec 13, 2008 at 4:32 am
i thought the grill is in the front of the car??????
Everyone
Dec 13, 2008 at 4:08 am
Still more use-full then a honda
Andrew
Dec 13, 2008 at 4:02 am
the finishing the other half one ahha
Andrew
Dec 13, 2008 at 4:02 am
Expo_on_24z
lol that was pretty funny
GTwildfire
Dec 13, 2008 at 3:55 am
The front-half of the car is a spatula.
GTwildfire
Dec 13, 2008 at 3:52 am
I hear a Whopper virgin lost it in that car.
GTwildfire
Dec 13, 2008 at 3:52 am
WAIT! I thought the grille was on the other end.
Kris
Dec 13, 2008 at 3:07 am
I dont like the term “ricer,” I prefer “griller”!
Dieselabstimmen
Dec 13, 2008 at 2:44 am
You think this is cool? I converted the engine bay into a Jaccuzzi.
lex
Dec 13, 2008 at 2:30 am
Another POS “pimp my ride” car
Expo_on_24z
Dec 13, 2008 at 2:19 am
Dude, are you SURE you drained the gas tank?
Heather
Dec 13, 2008 at 2:13 am
The exhaust gives the burgers an extra little bit of flavor. And the burnin’ rubber taste of the hotdogs…delicious. Now where did I put that stupid ketchup?
Expo_on_24z
Dec 13, 2008 at 2:13 am
Sorry guys we ran out of burgers, but the front half ran to the store and should be back annnnny minute.
Expo_on_24z
Dec 13, 2008 at 2:10 am
Hey if you think the grill is dirty, wait until you change the oil.
Expo_on_24z
Dec 13, 2008 at 2:08 am
Would you like to buy a burger? All the proceeds are going toward finishing the other half.
Derrick
Dec 13, 2008 at 2:03 am
Buns? Where we’re grilling you don’t need buns!
Matty
Dec 13, 2008 at 1:43 am
Fast Food and the Furious
Erine
Dec 13, 2008 at 1:41 am
that 240sx is really grillin the competion
Anonymous
Dec 13, 2008 at 1:39 am
that 240sx is really grillin the competion
Steve
Dec 13, 2008 at 1:29 am
Dont burn the rice.
your mother
Dec 13, 2008 at 12:41 am
thats gay.
7urtle
Dec 13, 2008 at 12:41 am
hey ,check out my new rice burner.
7urtle
Dec 13, 2008 at 12:40 am
i told you they were rice burners
Anonymous
Dec 13, 2008 at 12:33 am
dats where it belongs!
cody
Dec 13, 2008 at 12:17 am
a whole nissan 240sx….$4000
half a nissan 240sx….$2000
half a nissan 240sx and a built in grill in the trunk……priceless
Andrew
Dec 12, 2008 at 11:52 pm
“The rest of my car? I sold it to build this little condiment bar.”
Brian
Dec 12, 2008 at 11:39 pm
what a way to get your tires heated for a track event
Rob Clingan
Dec 12, 2008 at 11:26 pm
The plate says “tequila” now we know where the idea came from.
also
The front have is a turbo deep Frier. kid works at Micky Ds
jordan barfield
Dec 12, 2008 at 11:09 pm
tire smoke? no this is that new liquid smoke, makes everything tasty…
vlad
Dec 12, 2008 at 11:05 pm
it makes its own bio-diesel
Charlie
Dec 12, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Nissan: Giving ‘Roasting the tires’ a whole new meaning.
Mopar Mike
Dec 12, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Taking alternative fuels to a new dimension!
TWOLK
Dec 12, 2008 at 10:21 pm
It might have to be pulled down the 1/4 mile, but it grills a steak in 10 flat!!
Daniel Castaneda
Dec 12, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Vehicle smokes when being operated wrongfully. Especially when the person is unexperienced.
Daniel Castaneda
Dec 12, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Vehicle smokes when being operated wrongfully. Especially when the person is unexperienced.
Anonymous
Dec 12, 2008 at 10:17 pm
It might have to pull down the 1/4 mile, but it grills a steak in 10 flat!!
MattHayhurst
Dec 12, 2008 at 10:17 pm
James Bond may have a license to kill, but this sick ride has a license to grill!
dave
Dec 12, 2008 at 10:12 pm
LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE SPEED MACHINE OF BEING THE BURGER KING
dave
Dec 12, 2008 at 10:11 pm
OR THE DRIFTER GRIPPER TO THE BURGER FLIPPER
dave
Dec 12, 2008 at 10:09 pm
ID CALL IT THE 240SIZZLER
gtbic96
Dec 12, 2008 at 10:04 pm
now just turn the front half into a port-a-potty and you’re all set.
FordRulesAll
Dec 12, 2008 at 9:50 pm
That’s a pretty cool idea actually,especially if you tailgate a lot.
Mike
Dec 12, 2008 at 9:47 pm
went from burning rubber to burning burgers aint that a b!tch!!!
tyler
Dec 12, 2008 at 9:45 pm
talk about getting hungry after a drift comp.
Cody
Dec 12, 2008 at 9:31 pm
At least it doesn’t have chrome taillights!
Nick M
Dec 12, 2008 at 9:12 pm
“See? I told you my car burns alot more than just rice”
RudelsStrokerSVT
Dec 12, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Mad Mike, whatch you got for us.
I’m thinking this guy likes to cook tires; so here’s what I got. I’m gonna be putting in not one, but TWO stainless steel spatulas, with da works. I’m talking about a pull out grill, that’s sure to out grill all the other cadalacs….
Diggity, watch you got?….
NickJames13
Dec 12, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Not exactly what I expected when Joe told me he made a custom grill for his 240…
Gary Faules
Dec 12, 2008 at 8:48 pm
So I walked right up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said, “Dad, I’m old enoygh to drive and dammit I think I deserve the hottest set of wheels in town!”
Scott
Dec 12, 2008 at 8:43 pm
…but if you order now, not only will you get the stainless steel bottom plate for the grill, the flipper and tongs with “WOOD” handles, and our top of the line “DIJON” mustard, we’ll also throw in a “SECOND” bag of charcoal for your other wheel stop! Can this deal get any sweeter?
Gary Faules
Dec 12, 2008 at 8:36 pm
So I walekd right up to him, looked him right in the face and said, “Dammit Dad. I’m old enough for a car and I think I deserve the hottest set of wheels in town.”
Katakuna
Dec 12, 2008 at 8:36 pm
This gives new meaning to the term “hot piece of ass”.
danny
Dec 12, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Is that charcoal, propain, or a carbon fiber grill?
Bobby
Dec 12, 2008 at 6:31 pm
who says Ferrari Enzos are the only cars that break in half?
JEFF
Dec 12, 2008 at 6:01 pm
DAMN, DID YOU SEE THAT GRILL ON THE 240 OVER THERE?
MPV TT
Dec 12, 2008 at 4:56 pm
the good news is there are only 2 possible wheels for people to steal.
MPV TT
Dec 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Half the car and twice the entertainment
MPV TT
Dec 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm
You say that now about BTU goals, but you’ll be wanting more later on, I pretty much guarantee you. Power is like crack.
Dieselabstimmen
Dec 12, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Screw rice, I want a hot dog.
louis
Dec 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm
People just don’t realize the full potential of the RB swap in the 240.
Jeff
Dec 12, 2008 at 3:39 pm
What we have here is our first in an upcoming line of ACME TUNER grills.
Nick
Dec 12, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Forget tail gate parties the new thing is hatch back parties.
Maffew
Dec 12, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Nelly would be proud. (let me see ya’ grill)
Maffew
Dec 12, 2008 at 1:10 pm
had a typo in that last one. it was supposed to read:
“thanks to that telephone pole, all I have left is this stupid grill”
Maffew
Dec 12, 2008 at 1:09 pm
thanks that telephone pole, all I have left is this stupid grill.
Maffew
Dec 12, 2008 at 1:08 pm
after the accident, I had to make SOMETHING useful out of it….