Caption Contest!

Kelan
Dec 31, 2008 at 11:53 pm

“I could have sworn Lindsay Lohan was still jail for that last incident.”

josh
Dec 31, 2008 at 3:16 pm

CSI Sema
wut we lookin at boys…..
hey got some tracks here
great get that back to the lab

Jon
Dec 31, 2008 at 2:38 pm

Wife: We’re going to be late! I told you to take the downtown exit!

Husband: Shut up I know we’re not going to be late! Here we go!

Ryan
Dec 31, 2008 at 2:12 pm

bitch stole my cheeseburger.

nick
Dec 31, 2008 at 2:01 pm

“well theres your probelm right there.”

LX_accord
Dec 31, 2008 at 1:36 pm

“this isn’t where I park my car”
“elevator – takes too long
escalator- too slow
stairs- too much walking
cletus I got an idea”

Mr Enizzle
Dec 31, 2008 at 1:07 pm

Deleted scene from Carlitos Way

Ike
Dec 31, 2008 at 12:51 pm

No, dude, I’m telling you… this’ll be AWESOME!!!

Ike
Dec 31, 2008 at 12:46 pm

We aint late, are we?

Tim Lavarnway
Dec 31, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Car bomb gone wrong.

Ike
Dec 31, 2008 at 12:42 pm

This video will be a five star on youtube fo sho!

ed
Dec 31, 2008 at 11:51 am

Isn’t this the way to Amtraks Expess to Baltimore?

matt
Dec 31, 2008 at 11:34 am

We were gonna take the elevator, but we figured why not take the stairs for kicks and giggles…haven’t regreted the decision yet

slingblade
Dec 31, 2008 at 11:17 am

CRAP!I knew we should have taken the elevator!

Jeff S
Dec 31, 2008 at 11:04 am

hmm, you think i should repark?

cross
Dec 31, 2008 at 10:45 am

parking on lower level

Evo_Joe
Dec 31, 2008 at 10:45 am

Gasp!

ADZ
Dec 31, 2008 at 9:25 am

HMMMMM…….I heard Ford were going DOWN!!!

MIKE
Dec 31, 2008 at 8:50 am

Loesch – That was great!!!

My caption –

“I knew we should have taken the Escalator!!”

Quincy
Dec 31, 2008 at 7:47 am

last minute gift shopping

BillT
Dec 31, 2008 at 7:08 am

In my best Bugs Bunny voice “I think I should have turned left at Albuquerque!”

Ryan
Dec 31, 2008 at 5:10 am

“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.”
- Shaquille O’Neal

Loesch
Dec 31, 2008 at 2:39 am

told ya gps is crap

Britt Cline
Dec 31, 2008 at 12:47 am

GRAND THEFT AUTO V

Larry: “HURRY UP JERRY GET THE SHOT GUNS I THINK I HEARD THE COPS COMING!!!”

Adam Campbell
Dec 31, 2008 at 12:30 am

“THIS JUST IN”…..McDonalds has arrived in Europe, already making people fat and lazy, so lazy they decided to do “drive through shopping” rather than walking through the stores…later in the news fitness centers going bankrupt…all this and more this thursday at noon

Britt Cline
Dec 31, 2008 at 12:28 am

New American Spec Crash Testing

Drunk Driving… Check
Hot Boxing… Check
Escalator… Check

CHRIS B.
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:48 pm

FORD spokes person: We forgot to tell our C.E.O.s, that the secret escape routes were sold to make a mall… -Auto industries are going o die , at least all the good car are all ready made

Mat
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:40 pm

This Ford is a few steps below its competition.

jdenning90
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:17 pm

Mama… I wanna go fast!!!

jdenning90
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:12 pm

Experienced drivers wanted.

jdenning90
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:11 pm

Coming this Fall….. The Blues Brothers Reunion.

TheSouthernBird
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:10 pm

Holy Escalator Batman,

Don
Dec 30, 2008 at 10:43 pm

This Myth Is nearly busted….I think we should light the dynamite….What do you think Adam?

Don
Dec 30, 2008 at 10:41 pm

1st Floor….Ladies Lingere, Auto Parts, Sports Bar….Ooooh Mr Tyler….Going Down?

Don
Dec 30, 2008 at 10:40 pm

Missed It…….by That Much…..

J King
Dec 30, 2008 at 10:13 pm

All the other lame comments have been taken already…

chris
Dec 30, 2008 at 9:57 pm

hahaha well that didn’t work!

Addison
Dec 30, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Hey mom, let me call you back….

Fatratmatt
Dec 30, 2008 at 9:29 pm

” Hey Dude have you seen the drive up window?”

hunter
Dec 30, 2008 at 8:43 pm

ladies, and gents…thats why you should always use the escalator!

aburley88
Dec 30, 2008 at 8:21 pm

I thought this was the car wash

brandon osborne
Dec 30, 2008 at 7:52 pm

Go Green, take the subway… Or something like that.

Michael Swoboda
Dec 30, 2008 at 7:38 pm

i always wondered how they got the show cars in and out of the mall

sean
Dec 30, 2008 at 7:34 pm

TAKE YOUR NEXT LEFT IN 100 FEET

Braxton Jett
Dec 30, 2008 at 7:09 pm

Dang, i knew i should have taken the interstate.

Anish
Dec 30, 2008 at 6:53 pm

“Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle” car auditions.

XTZTwinTurbo
Dec 30, 2008 at 6:01 pm

Must have seen that mall cop movie. sheesh

XTZTwinTurbo
Dec 30, 2008 at 5:59 pm

Now thats a parking spot!

XTZTwinTurbo
Dec 30, 2008 at 5:59 pm

its modern art!

XTZTwinTurbo
Dec 30, 2008 at 5:58 pm

At least he was health conscious enough to take the stairs.

Kevin
Dec 30, 2008 at 5:52 pm

Was this guy wearing a pair of Crocs when he got on the escalator? I think I am on to something here.

Scott
Dec 30, 2008 at 5:22 pm

NO damn it!!!! The other exit!

tscress
Dec 30, 2008 at 5:17 pm

Biff, I can’t believe you thought we could escape prison this way.

7urtle
Dec 30, 2008 at 4:57 pm

gosh darn it. kb toys is on this floor either.

Steve Calus
Dec 30, 2008 at 4:55 pm

Ford Feista. $500
White jumpsuits for two. $100
Explaining how this happend to the tow truck driver. Priceless

Sheldon
Dec 30, 2008 at 4:49 pm

When you make a newyears resolution to shed off the pounds.
Dont cheat, or this may very well happen to you.

steven gehrke
Dec 30, 2008 at 3:54 pm

Bourne Identity…Take 17.

BIGBOONASTY
Dec 30, 2008 at 3:54 pm

I swear the guy upstairs told me “VALET” was down here!!

Kurtz Garfield
Dec 30, 2008 at 3:43 pm

Hard time getting it up

Sid
Dec 30, 2008 at 3:28 pm

Hey hold that tran!!!!!

HI
Dec 30, 2008 at 3:27 pm

THIS IS 20 20 EI GLASZ STORE?

HI
Dec 30, 2008 at 3:23 pm

TTHATS HAPPEN WEN A CHARE DRIVE¥ YEGSAMESGH

HI
Dec 30, 2008 at 3:17 pm

╔THE CHARE HAS A LEGS AND IS WALKENG. nOT ₧

Jon Dawson
Dec 30, 2008 at 3:14 pm

Guy Lighting Smoke: We’re late for the match!! I dont care how were parked!!

Chris
Dec 30, 2008 at 3:04 pm

His doctor told him to get more exersice in little ways such as taking the stairs, he cheated

mike
Dec 30, 2008 at 2:51 pm

F o r D fast only rolling down stairs

David Cartwright
Dec 30, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Dude dont worry my dad has a set of awesom tools

corey alkire
Dec 30, 2008 at 2:22 pm

Soo.. i take it this isnt the parking garage??

MattHayhurst
Dec 30, 2008 at 2:17 pm

Bollywood’s take on the Italain Job

george
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:51 pm

Another woman-driver!

D Dub
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:44 pm

remind me not to program bottom plaza into the navigation system ever again.

Leo
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:34 pm

“For every 6 months you go without a incident like this, Allstate
will send you a Non-Retarted Driving Bonus Check.”

Not taking on Morons, thats Allstate’s stand; Are you in good hands?

Leo
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:25 pm

Theif 1: “fool, I said lets take that escalade, not escalator!”

Leo
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:23 pm

Dude “Theres” Your car !

Brian
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:10 pm

Has anyone seen my driving instructor? No, really, where did he go?

Brian
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:09 pm

Damn it, if those idiots on CSI can find a fingerprint on dog crap I should be able to get one off of this glass!

Brian
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:07 pm

Hey! It could have been worse, the elevator was out of order!

Ben B.
Dec 30, 2008 at 12:42 pm

passenger- hmmm I bet duct tape can fix this!!

Ben B.
Dec 30, 2008 at 12:34 pm

And they said there was no parking places during the Holidays, HA! I found one!

Ben B.
Dec 30, 2008 at 12:28 pm

I hope the mall don’t close before the tow truck comes!!

Ty
Dec 30, 2008 at 12:25 pm

What the heck?!? I’m pinned the the wall by a freakin’ Ford Festiva?!?!

Brandon williams
Dec 30, 2008 at 12:12 pm

crap car-$700
girl driver-$20
calling your parents to tell them that you will meet them at the mall- priceless

Brandon williams
Dec 30, 2008 at 12:09 pm

HOLY CRAP!! where are the brakes!

erik
Dec 30, 2008 at 12:01 pm

BREAKING NEWS: Another escalator nightmare during the first test drive after the merger of Firestone and “Crocs.”

GRIM
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:54 am

that’s one strong toilet paper!

Dallas
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:46 am

Like you havent wanted to try it?

K.Miller
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:39 am

The Lazy Fat People STAIR-MASTER. Driving on it, so you don’t have too.

Wolfe787
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:33 am

Santa didn’t had time to get the present from the dealer so he tried to get the one on show instead.

Delontae H
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:26 am

They told him that parking was on the lower level…

Jackie M
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:25 am

I thought this was a up to date highway!

jmphillips76
Dec 30, 2008 at 11:16 am

I swear my shoe string got stuck …..

Allan Berggren
Dec 30, 2008 at 10:53 am

“so the acceleration of gravity IS approximately equal to the coefficient of friction of 45 degree stairs!”

DUB
Dec 30, 2008 at 10:44 am

GOOOOOIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG DOWN??????

Rob
Dec 30, 2008 at 10:16 am

I heard Chuck Norris was up there. But he found me.

derek
Dec 30, 2008 at 10:03 am

i swear officer we was parked the whole way down the block i didnt know when i was tapping that a$$ that hard i didnt have it in park.

Jordan Melby
Dec 30, 2008 at 9:45 am

They told me that this sale was just too good to pass by!

Rob
Dec 30, 2008 at 9:20 am

(to the police officer)The Italian Job inspired me to do this officer!

SIKARIO
Dec 30, 2008 at 9:03 am

GRANDMA I TOLD YOU TO DROP ME OF AT THE MALL NOT IN IT…

BarbiesStang
Dec 30, 2008 at 8:27 am

They wanted to display the car on the top floor in the mall. Unfortunately when somebody finally won it, they apparently had a problem getting it back down.

Amie
Dec 30, 2008 at 8:19 am

At least Granny made it out unscathed.

Roy
Dec 30, 2008 at 8:00 am

Things like this always happen right after your warranty expires…

JASON SANDER
Dec 30, 2008 at 7:52 am

HEY MAAAAN. TOLD YA SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT LEFT AT FOOTLOCKER. NOW THE COPS ARE GOING TO TAKE OUR STASH.

phatdilf
Dec 30, 2008 at 7:13 am

WHEN ESCORTS DRIVE ESCORTS

Shreffy
Dec 30, 2008 at 7:12 am

This a new olympic event called “Ghetto Sled Racing” debuting in the next Winter Olympics. Here an European team is practicing for their gold medal run!

Shreffy
Dec 30, 2008 at 7:08 am

The owner of this old Ford has driven his car so far into exhaustion that it won’t make it on the hills anymore.

phatdilf
Dec 30, 2008 at 7:07 am

F.O.R.D FIX OR RECOVER DAILY

phatdilf
Dec 30, 2008 at 7:06 am

shouldn’t have watched the italian job.

John C
Dec 30, 2008 at 6:55 am

1) The elevator was out of order.

2) “Okay, Bob just a little more and you got it.”

Thug
Dec 30, 2008 at 6:39 am

This is for people that aren’t HIP to the new gadgets of today, like the GPS.
1. Just cause you HAVE a portable GPS unit, doesn’t mean that you cut THROUGH the mall to get to the auto body shop.
2. Always remember: You can learn alot from a dummy.

Otis
Dec 30, 2008 at 6:20 am

American car companies will do anything to sell a car: This is their new AD.

” Ford Escort,BUILT FORD TOUGH”

matt
Dec 30, 2008 at 6:16 am

Well Luke its just not the same since we sold the General Lee to get a car with better gas mileage.

Thug
Dec 30, 2008 at 6:14 am

Ted: I told you that having a body shop on the second floor was a bad idea. …You know this is all YOUR fault, right? I mean, all I did was sit down to turn on the radio.

John: Yeah I know. I just forgot to set the park brake. ..You know, it WOULD help if you get your ass out the car and look busy, cause then MAYBE no one will notice. …Now be quiet, cause I’m on the phone calling around for a good front end.

JUNE STEEDMAN
Dec 30, 2008 at 6:08 am

HEADLINE ”Cost of Motoring to Escalate”.

DKALERO
Dec 30, 2008 at 5:35 am

1st Floor!, linerie, random chairs, Ford Festiva’s……..

Jenn H.
Dec 30, 2008 at 4:39 am

I swear officer that stairwell wasn’t here the last time I did a drive – by shopping !

Jenn H.
Dec 30, 2008 at 4:36 am

Stay alive. . .don’t shop & drive !

Jenn H.
Dec 30, 2008 at 4:03 am

Well officer, it’s her time of the month and I had to do a # 2 *really really* badly, and as you can clearly see the escalator is broke and the parking garage full so we took the stairs.

tadd
Dec 30, 2008 at 3:22 am

“We would have made it through had that damn chair not been in the way!!!”

LOL @ the one about letting a woman take ur car shopping hahaha…

jeremy shirer
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:22 am

when escaladers attack!

jeremy shirer
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:20 am

heres ur new escalade….er

Chris Josiah
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:15 am

“I can to drive!!! I’ll show you”

Chris Josiah
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:14 am

Showrooms should never be on the second floor.

Chris Josiah
Dec 30, 2008 at 1:12 am

Honey! Hurry before someone takes that spot!

jeff kloss
Dec 30, 2008 at 12:38 am

I was waxing my car and those 2 dudes in white jumped in and took off, now look! Damb cops.

jeff kloss
Dec 30, 2008 at 12:35 am

I swear officer, that is not coc on the car (as he wipes the white powdery substance from his nose)!

jeff kloss
Dec 30, 2008 at 12:30 am

I guess Armor All isn’t all armor.

Bryon
Dec 30, 2008 at 12:11 am

shoppers say the driver fled the scene, an was last seen wearing a red shirt a black jacket an black pants anyone with info should call the police

Bryon
Dec 30, 2008 at 12:03 am

The all new 2009 Ford Slinky

Bryon
Dec 29, 2008 at 11:51 pm

No officer i dont usualy take the stairs but someone had a honda civic stuck in the elavator

Anthony
Dec 29, 2008 at 11:19 pm

Trying to get to the stores for the doorbuster sales

Anthony
Dec 29, 2008 at 11:17 pm

I told you i should’ve taken the elevator instead

Anthony
Dec 29, 2008 at 11:13 pm

dude where’s my car?

Nick
Dec 29, 2008 at 10:34 pm

This is what happens when the parking lot was so crowded with all the last minute Christmas shoppers.

Nick
Dec 29, 2008 at 10:30 pm

This is what happens when the parking lot was so crowded with all the last minute Christmas shoppers…

phil
Dec 29, 2008 at 10:26 pm

i think they were the good mushrooms on my pizza

Duston
Dec 29, 2008 at 10:03 pm

…should have used the escaltor

ELITE 1
Dec 29, 2008 at 10:02 pm

Ugh, I would have made it, if it wasn’t for that chair!!!!

Jermaine
Dec 29, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Well Jamie, this myth is busted!

James G
Dec 29, 2008 at 9:58 pm

Dude I’m not an expert and all but I think its stuck.

James G
Dec 29, 2008 at 9:58 pm

Why you don’t let women take you car shopping.

eric
Dec 29, 2008 at 9:57 pm

Gas to the Mall $2.OO a Gallon!
Valet Parking $7.00!
Seeing a Car Stuck in the Escalator = PRICELESS!

eric
Dec 29, 2008 at 9:48 pm

Houston We Got A Problem!

unit
Dec 29, 2008 at 9:12 pm

don’t drink drive, you drive under the influence, you will be caught!

Buddy
Dec 29, 2008 at 9:11 pm

Just because it has four wheels and it drives, it still doesnt make it a 4-wheel drive!!!

aburley88
Dec 29, 2008 at 9:06 pm

Perpetual fall down up escalator

aburley88
Dec 29, 2008 at 9:04 pm

Damn Garmin took me the wrong way

Tyler
Dec 29, 2008 at 8:57 pm

2nd floor: License exams
1st floor: Auto Insurance

matto
Dec 29, 2008 at 8:49 pm

i thought this mall was a drive thru??

Kris Roshi
Dec 29, 2008 at 8:27 pm

psshhhh….and they say America is lazy

Kris Roshi
Dec 29, 2008 at 8:24 pm

Wow…this is how you know America is getting lazy!!

Ken
Dec 29, 2008 at 8:19 pm

I’m glad my GPS only puts me on a toll road every now and then.

Gabriel
Dec 29, 2008 at 8:17 pm

drugs and shoplifting shouldn’t mix!!!

Ken
Dec 29, 2008 at 8:17 pm

In order to pass the vehicle inspection in Europe, you car needs to fit in a standard escalator.

D-Love
Dec 29, 2008 at 8:05 pm

escalator only goes up, I want to go down

Brad
Dec 29, 2008 at 7:55 pm

look at that paint job, its terrible, no flames or nothing

Brad
Dec 29, 2008 at 7:53 pm

wierd place #122 of where you can parallel park a fiesta

Brad
Dec 29, 2008 at 7:52 pm

and needless to say little timmy did not pass his driving course

sean nauss
Dec 29, 2008 at 7:33 pm

awww i didnt think this is where i parked my car

gritzys10
Dec 29, 2008 at 7:28 pm

And all this time I thought the GPS lady was invincible. Boy, was I ever wrong.

bosnakes
Dec 29, 2008 at 7:01 pm

umm….well i heard the lions actually won a game, so i had to get to a tv quick,,but then after this..my wife called me and told me it was the neighbors son’s pee wee league called the lions..

bosnakes
Dec 29, 2008 at 6:59 pm

well officer, see, what had happen was…
i seen it on this one movie, so i wanted to try it..

zak mills
Dec 29, 2008 at 6:45 pm

so i had a few drinks, i was just looking for a parking spot

doublec4
Dec 29, 2008 at 6:36 pm

“What the hell do you want?! The escalator was broken so I took the stairs!”

David Lejour
Dec 29, 2008 at 6:23 pm

I have come up with a quicker way to get from the bus depot to the subway station!

Levi
Dec 29, 2008 at 6:04 pm

so what i took a couple of wrong turns it should come out out easily ( i hope)

Frankie
Dec 29, 2008 at 5:44 pm

Allstate….. are you in good hands. Thats allstate stand

Mopar Mike
Dec 29, 2008 at 5:38 pm

You said the parking garage was on the lower level!

Mopar Mike
Dec 29, 2008 at 5:37 pm

Santa’s helpers arrive just in time!

Mopar Mike
Dec 29, 2008 at 5:37 pm

Ford engineers’ testing their new electric car

Sam
Dec 29, 2008 at 5:24 pm

I bet you cant nail dat landing!! Shit!! i was way off!!

joseph hall
Dec 29, 2008 at 5:23 pm

LEFT!!!! I SAID LEFT!!!!!

Sam
Dec 29, 2008 at 5:19 pm

Dude dont worry bout it that shit would buff right out!!

Sam
Dec 29, 2008 at 5:18 pm

Dude dis sucks i could only get out on your side!!

jason
Dec 29, 2008 at 5:17 pm

the filming of italian job 2 gone terribly wrong

Sam
Dec 29, 2008 at 5:17 pm

Are we there yet?

Expo_on_24z
Dec 29, 2008 at 5:07 pm

NEWS ANCHORWOMAN: “In other news, an autobot accidently transformed while running down an escalator at the North Mall today.” “This is a photo of the scene as investigators test his interior for drugs or alcohol just minutes before the tow truck arrived .” “We’ll have more at 10:00 as this story unfolds.

aron
Dec 29, 2008 at 4:57 pm

the ford stock exchange in 2009 !

Chris Maciejewski
Dec 29, 2008 at 4:56 pm

****DING**** (mans voice) Recalculating, make the next legal U-Turn at the bottom of the escalator, ****DING**** proceed 200 feet up the escalator ON TO lobby entrance, ****DING**** Make a right turn OUT the lobby doors, ****DING**** turn left on to main street AT the mailbox, ****DING**** arriving at train station on left.

DAMN GPS. . .

Mike W
Dec 29, 2008 at 4:40 pm

First floor, auto repair!

matt
Dec 29, 2008 at 4:32 pm

the aftermath of boxing day riots at the mall….

Mr. Wright
Dec 29, 2008 at 4:27 pm

Directions From Mapquest

1: Stay STRAIGHT on platform

2: TURN LEFT down onto stairs

3: End at IDIOT walkway

Estimated Time: 40sec Estimated Distance: 30 feet

john slim
Dec 29, 2008 at 4:20 pm

italian job 2

hahaha
Dec 29, 2008 at 4:19 pm

(8) Oh G** Damn, This is my Jaamm!! Make me throw my hands in the Aiiir air aiiir aiir Aiir!!

ARNG02RT
Dec 29, 2008 at 4:06 pm

Somebody watched “Crank” too many times. Dude, you’re not Jason Statham

kylestlouis
Dec 29, 2008 at 3:51 pm

dude where’s my car?…the mall.

Corey Wilson
Dec 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm

From the director who brought you The Italian Job, comes… The American Job!

VAPOR
Dec 29, 2008 at 3:11 pm

NICE (((P))) LOL

andy
Dec 29, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Usually the escalator is out of order.

Nismoke
Dec 29, 2008 at 3:03 pm

That was my shopping cart!

Nismoke
Dec 29, 2008 at 3:03 pm

When Fordd goes downstairs

Nismoke
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:58 pm

YOU ARE GOING DOWN!

Bob
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:52 pm

“I’m looking for Sarah Connor. Is she on the escalator?” “You can’t go down here.” ….. “I’ll be back.”

carlos
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:49 pm

This is why my wife left me:( . for not fallowing directions..

Jester87
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:41 pm

This isnt the automatic car wash?!?!?!?!?!

beau
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:40 pm

wtf? you to lazy to get out & walk?

Russell Waller
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:36 pm

stttttooopppppp theeeeeee caaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!

Russell Waller
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:32 pm

OHHHH That is what you meant by set the parking brake, silly me!!

Russell Waller
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Bill and Teds most excellent adventure!!!

Amie
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:29 pm

He is suing Victoria’s Secret for Distraction.

Russell Waller
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:29 pm

Valet Russell’s first day on the job “You said park it downstairs!!!!!”

carlos
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:28 pm

Sorry officers, I was just buying new tires for my vehicle and wanted to see how they would look like before buying them…lol

Amie
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:26 pm

Is there a lemon law for GPS navigation?

Patrick
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:26 pm

This isn’t where I parked my car…

IH-international
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:25 pm

WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russell Waller
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:17 pm

OK you go get a map i think we are lost!!

James
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:16 pm

since the escalator was out of order, this was the alternative?

XtremeZAO
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:12 pm

I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque!

Russell Waller
Dec 29, 2008 at 2:12 pm

****DING**** (womans voice) You have made a wrong turn, at the bottom of the escalator please perform a U-turn and proceed 200 feet up the escalator on to lobby entrance, take a right on main street at the mailbox, You will have arrived at train station! Have a Nice Day!!

djez016
Dec 29, 2008 at 1:59 pm

Well it worked in the Italian Job

Keith Conner
Dec 29, 2008 at 1:41 pm

i told you to make the second right you numbnut!

ry
Dec 29, 2008 at 1:34 pm

Can you hear me now?

Edmond Taylor Jr.
Dec 29, 2008 at 1:17 pm

“GOT STAIRS”!!!

Shawn Strasser
Dec 29, 2008 at 1:16 pm

how the hell are we going to get a tow truck down here?

Edmond Taylor Jr.
Dec 29, 2008 at 1:15 pm

Hey, Crash Test Dummies have to Xmas shop too!!!

Edmond Taylor Jr.
Dec 29, 2008 at 1:12 pm

O.K., I just realized my New Years Resolution, Lose weight by using the “STAIRS” more often!!!

brivan
Dec 29, 2008 at 1:12 pm

Some one needs to tell them it’s a move shoot-not a crime seen!

Seriously what’s up with that new crappy SOTW? Rediculous!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert Ouimet
Dec 29, 2008 at 1:03 pm

Looks like Dale and Brennan Tried filming another Boats N’ Hoes video

MattHayhurst
Dec 29, 2008 at 8:59 am

What better way to test the new Ford Escort’s rally suspension than to take it down the escalator.

Mathew Hammond
Dec 29, 2008 at 8:51 am

they brought to the car in to prove sears gave them stripper instead of car wax, look at my paint job now!

Robb
Dec 29, 2008 at 7:28 am

Guy in Red Shirt: I don’t think I like this In-Mall valet service!

satanic-mechanic
Dec 29, 2008 at 6:23 am

Early production photos for the filming of “Blues Brothers 3″.
Elwood : You want out of this parking lot? OK…

satanic-mechanic
Dec 29, 2008 at 6:21 am

Hmmmmm….if shoppers are desperate enough to skip the wheelchair spots and park right in the lobby of JC Penny, I think it’s time we expanded the mall parking lot….

satanic-mechanic
Dec 29, 2008 at 6:19 am

Second floor, ladies wear, home appliances, furniture.
First floor, Automotive, paint department, sporting goods.

clay williams
Dec 28, 2008 at 9:18 pm

Thelma and Louise thought the cliff was too big of a commitment.

clay williams
Dec 28, 2008 at 9:16 pm

“I tripple dog dare ya”!

bob balderston
Dec 28, 2008 at 9:27 am

a new addition at the ‘ring, downstairs shoot….see if you can beat this time porsche

sKooter
Dec 27, 2008 at 10:17 pm

I said “lets take it ONE step at a time” but they never listen..

Maffew
Dec 27, 2008 at 1:56 pm

“The Italian Job”/fail.

i won before, but never got any "swag"
Dec 27, 2008 at 12:30 pm

well, looks like we roped off the wrong side of the escalotor.

MattHayhurst
Dec 27, 2008 at 8:53 am

The owner of the car couldn’t afford to do a propor dyno test so he had to improvise.

Chad
Dec 27, 2008 at 8:26 am

Santa missed my driveway! He must’ve forgot his glasses…

Russ
Dec 27, 2008 at 4:56 am

Turn left…………………………………in 500 ft.

Steve
Dec 26, 2008 at 11:19 pm

Joe paid no attention to the 21 steps of elevator he just slid down. He was just glad the chair in front was okay.

Jarrod
Dec 26, 2008 at 11:06 pm

Introducing the newest model in Fords line up of fine vehicles, the Escortlator!

Jim
Dec 26, 2008 at 10:55 pm

Budget cuts in the World Rally Championship force competition to more budget-friendly venues like the 2008 Rallye De Mall of America.

Josh
Dec 26, 2008 at 10:33 pm

After struggling with recent car sales, Ford attempts to lead the way in the full-size mall shopping cart industry.

Bobby
Dec 26, 2008 at 9:27 pm

Damn, I knew I should’ve taken the elevator.

Richard
Dec 26, 2008 at 8:56 pm

“Wow, look at that, we got the best spot in the house.”

ford suck....im brian
Dec 26, 2008 at 8:23 pm

if this was a chevy it would have made the “daring”journey..cause chevy owners are smart enough to go down the down side….not down the up side..

Kris
Dec 26, 2008 at 8:00 pm

we already have the tissue so now all we need is the lube and a good excuse for why we were late

bruce begley
Dec 26, 2008 at 7:09 pm

they were all out of handicapped electric carts so we took this instead

chris
Dec 26, 2008 at 7:01 pm

told u we should have bought the honda fit and maybe we would have fit

chris
Dec 26, 2008 at 7:00 pm

and csi came to the escalater crime expecting a person stuck on it not the car confusing to them not to the express christmas shoppers

chris
Dec 26, 2008 at 6:59 pm

damn it told u we should of used the stairs

Jeff H
Dec 26, 2008 at 6:56 pm

“And we had to wear these Stupid white jump suits why?”

Justin
Dec 26, 2008 at 6:56 pm

“We’ve decided to take a car down the shaft to see what would happen, How hard can that be, as we’ve figured out it was very… very hard.” “It’s rubbish, but ambitious.” [Top Gear Style]

Derrick
Dec 26, 2008 at 6:31 pm

Jenn was so upset about getting cut that she decided to drive her Escort into the CarDomain office. Sadly this is as far as she made it.

Bradley Rhea
Dec 26, 2008 at 6:06 pm

Jen would not be pleased…

7urtle
Dec 26, 2008 at 5:24 pm

i told you this was a one way!

fixdaserver
Dec 26, 2008 at 4:16 pm

“Watch your step, sir.”

fixdaserver
Dec 26, 2008 at 4:16 pm

“Fifth floor! Rubber tires, sugar, bourbon, butter, and other picture postcards!”

Tom
Dec 26, 2008 at 4:14 pm

Damm, My GPS said this was a short cut.

kori
Dec 26, 2008 at 3:49 pm

See? Lube makes everything better.

waytoofurious
Dec 26, 2008 at 2:43 pm

Blasted sat nav.

artie99
Dec 26, 2008 at 1:19 pm

“Oh crap! Sorry, I totally just slammed your door into the wall.”

Danny
Dec 26, 2008 at 10:07 am

I told him to take the stairs.

cknarf
Dec 26, 2008 at 9:57 am

After watching The Blues Brothers, Joe was inspired.
Unfortuneately, this mall had a second floor….

Matt
Dec 26, 2008 at 9:17 am

I didnt feel like taking the elevator.

Robb
Dec 26, 2008 at 9:14 am

Well it says it right here on my notepad, Ford specs and shopping mall stairwells are in sync…..so you tell me what happened?

Robb
Dec 26, 2008 at 9:05 am

I don’t know Frank, I think the stairs go UP and DOWN, I think the car is just confusing people

Jeff
Dec 26, 2008 at 8:49 am

Damn it, I told you we didn’t need the car. There is an escalator right there

LUIS
Dec 26, 2008 at 7:31 am

my grandma + driving + shoping = to this

Mike Dickson
Dec 26, 2008 at 7:30 am

This is what happens when you are trying to make Transporter 4 on a B Rated movie budget.

LUIS
Dec 26, 2008 at 7:30 am

he tried to do some drive-tru shoping……………

Mike Dickson
Dec 26, 2008 at 7:25 am

Damn it Bob! I told you this car was not a Mario Kart!