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February 18, 2009
Hater Fodder: The CorZonda
By Ben Schaffer
The Real JDM
First off, I must give props to Jalopnik for amusing me greatly with their “Doing It Wrong V3″. This picture I took from their gallery, which contains other examples of tragic/comedic greatness.
For my chosen example (due to my love of Pagani and their Zonda), I’ve selected what I dub the CorZonda. Although the owner was creative in achieving what he did with the rear of the car, it is a complete disaster from my eyes. Here’s some food for the haters… I present you with the CorZonda.
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O'brien
Feb 20, 2009 at 10:10 am
Wow Sabby. Rocket ship car. Did you come up with that one on your own?
aaron
Feb 20, 2009 at 7:11 am
i would start by changing the color and the top needs to go.
Rob
Feb 20, 2009 at 7:08 am
Creative, by far. I’m sure the exhaust was a bitch to get in there. And come on, it’s a Vette deep down somewhere in the lost abyss of that “sex-changed” car. I’d own and drive it, as long as the excuse of “I ran over the back end with my Big-Foot-sized lawn mower” would suffice.
Sabby
Feb 20, 2009 at 5:44 am
rocket ship car
anton malherbe
Feb 20, 2009 at 4:50 am
This is an ALL GO and not so hot show car i suppose?..i`d like to own
and drive it as long as there`s lotsa horses trapped under the bonnet!..why not!?
team5150
Feb 20, 2009 at 12:03 am
OK, ugly. And the owner is so short, he has to have running boards just to get in. HeeeHeee
O'brien
Feb 19, 2009 at 10:34 pm
An upper class ricer mobile
Fenix
Feb 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Absolutely terrible… Complete waste of money.
CADILLACTIEN
Feb 19, 2009 at 7:20 pm
This is what happens when you grow up in the early 80′s wishing you had a Corvette, and you reach your late 30s’ to early 40s’ wishing you could get laid again.
Miss guided, waist of effort, bad idea.
and to think this guy is probably some pore b@$t@rd$ boss.
John
Feb 19, 2009 at 6:49 pm
He’s OBVIOUSLY making fun of the many people that do this to their rides, and think its cool, aka rice burners.
Dave
Feb 19, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Cost of Corvette.. $45000
Cost of Mods…….$20000
The look on that guys face when
he reads about how everyone thinks
his car looks what my dog puked up…..PRICELESS!!
Pedro
Feb 19, 2009 at 3:28 pm
While I will give credit to clean body work and paint, the design is hideous. That rear end is absurdly huge and totally not functional. Anyone who actually likes this design has horrible taste and knows nothing about cars. Some people try too hard to be different. This is one of them. But, it must be nice to be an idiot and have that much money to literally waste.
Singleton53
Feb 19, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I love how there are some people who actually think this looks sweet. compare it to a real zonda. the guy should have just saved up a little more and bought a real one lol. I can’t believe they would do this to such a beautiful car, and one step further I can’t believe they thought they could impersonate and even more gorgeous one.
hung
Feb 19, 2009 at 2:26 pm
My dick is betta lookin than that and im chinese aint that a bitch?
arnaldo
Feb 19, 2009 at 2:11 pm
wow….to the guy who did this car so wrong, do some sketching for planning and show em to ur friends first so u get laughed at before starting and not afterwards once complete left with a hole in ur pocket and an eyesore to the public…do us a favor and drive it to a cliff or something
theprotegekid
Feb 19, 2009 at 12:41 pm
this car makes me want to cry.
Haddy
Feb 19, 2009 at 10:41 am
RUNNN AWAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring forward the HOLY HAND GRENADE!
And for those who say it’s awesome because it’s never been done… there are some things that shouldn’t be done, period.
Mike
Feb 19, 2009 at 10:34 am
I’m pretty sure that’s the worst lookin Vette I’ve ever seen! It’s like a Landshark Concept mated with a Wannabe Zonda (pontiac Fiero) and came up with this!
kennedy
Feb 19, 2009 at 9:47 am
holy funky vettes batman!!!!!
vince
Feb 19, 2009 at 8:53 am
make that a hard top move the exhaust pipes get rid of the chrome around the exhaust pipes add 400 more hp and it would be good
carsick30
Feb 19, 2009 at 7:57 am
the hottest feature is the italian flag emblem on back fender, just in case you still had doubts it was a crappy american conversion. no chance those pipes are functional other than to impale tailgating cars and induce nausea in bystanders.
GTwildfire
Feb 19, 2009 at 7:46 am
This deserves pursuit by a large group of angry villagers with pitch forks and torches…
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What a jackass…
ed
Feb 19, 2009 at 7:02 am
What happens when you try to make zonda? Shit happens
REDEVILq8
Feb 19, 2009 at 4:09 am
WHY??? THE UGLIEST CAR I HAVE SEEN
matt
Feb 18, 2009 at 10:23 pm
yo can that thing fly with that spoiler? lol
i just don’t understand what is goin on here…
BOSS MASTA
Feb 18, 2009 at 10:14 pm
YOOOOOOOOO DIS SHIT RITE HERR IS STRAY GANGSTA//////HOW MUCH YA SPEND ON DA BITCH//////IZZ DIS SHIT FER SALE/////NEEED TA NOW////NEEDE CRHROME SHOES ON DA BITCH YOOOOOOO///// IF IT FER SAL LEMME NO HOLLA AT THE BOSS MASTA/////////
brad jolly
Feb 18, 2009 at 10:04 pm
it might be half way decent if it didnt have that red ragtop
Steve Neil
Feb 18, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Look down four keys. To your left. There you will find a button. It’s called “Caps Lock”. Please, press it, and then continue writing.
o_O
7ur7le
Feb 18, 2009 at 8:51 pm
the tattoos and the white car ftw.
gmh
Feb 18, 2009 at 8:36 pm
are those zonda pipes actually functional or are the props to go with the conversion?
Jorge
Feb 18, 2009 at 8:25 pm
i think it looks sick, is original and it looks agressive, but i guess most of you dont like it
Tyler
Feb 18, 2009 at 8:15 pm
i will admit it awesome because its never been done and probably never will be done again and it is original, but not a good idea. it came out hideous
russell clark
Feb 18, 2009 at 7:40 pm
MAN FUCK U H8TRS THAT BITHC IS BADASS HWO MANY U SEEN ONE LIKE THAT ANSWER FUCKIGN NONE!!!!!!!!!!! NONE SELL THAT AT BARRET JACKSON I WOULD RIDE THE SHTI OUT OF THAT THING ALL DAY EVERYDAY DROP A TWIN TURBO LS7 WITHA A 6 SPEED POSI TRAC 4:11 REAREND MAN THAT WOULD BE MEAN I WOULD LOVE TO ROAST THE TIRES OFF OF IT ONE TIME
WALTER
Feb 18, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I GIVE U PROPS ON WHAT U DID TO UR CAR CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE A VIDEO GAME CAR BUT TO BE HONEST N I AINT TRYING TO HATE U DID A LIL TOO MUCH ON IT BUT I LIKE HOW U DID D EXHAUST.
mike
Feb 18, 2009 at 6:14 pm
fucken haterzzzzzzz this car is nice just because u dont have the money to do stuff like that to your shitty carsss
FraNKIePBaBYYY
Feb 18, 2009 at 5:55 pm
honestlyy.. how come you guys are all talkin shttt ReALL TALKK
i give this dude MADDD PrOPS thiS tHING is baNGINN the cOLOR could chaNGE Up but he came pretty close for a VETT chaNGE up shits HOTTT id wHIP tHAT ALLL daYYY BABBYYYY
IH-international
Feb 18, 2009 at 4:08 pm
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggg my brain hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
retroman
Feb 18, 2009 at 3:47 pm
EPIC FAIL!!!!! I appreciate the effort to replicate a beautiful exotic supercar, but I’m afraid all this owner got was American rice!! Now I’ve seen Spanish rice, Mexican rice, white rice, brown rice, German rice, Cajun rice, English rice, Russian rice, French rice, and let me just say it’s still rice no matter the origin!! I don’t mind it on my plate really, but on my car is a big NO.
Erik
Feb 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Cool that it could be done but HORRIBLE for the poor poor Corvette
JR
Feb 18, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I wonder if he got done with this car and stepped back and looked at it and said “holy shit i think i just wasted my life”…..
jey
Feb 18, 2009 at 3:22 pm
thats like strapping on a 30lbs bag of shit to megan fox’s ass….why man? for the love of all things sacred why?
Chris J
Feb 18, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Looks better than that Pagani Zonda R..
cknarf
Feb 18, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Pagani, in my opinion has the ugliest supercars. Why someone would disrupt the nice, flowing, curves of a Corvette with THIS shit is beyond me…
kori
Feb 18, 2009 at 2:26 pm
and on a drop top?….shame…
AUDIBOOST
Feb 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm
like i dont know…. i give him a A for effort but F on looks lol
brivan
Feb 18, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Batman robbed a bank and got caught!
GearHead
Feb 18, 2009 at 1:07 pm
WTF – Poor Corvette
Marty Hill
Feb 18, 2009 at 12:49 pm
That poor Corvette, scared for life.
c
Feb 18, 2009 at 11:45 am
looks like a matchbox car from the future of turd.
Josh
Feb 18, 2009 at 11:14 am
…If you stick a boat propeller on there, you could use those fins as rudders.
JOERACER49
Feb 18, 2009 at 10:56 am
The top color is nice. But I’d rather keep my own C5 in the garage than that monstrosity.
Jake
Feb 18, 2009 at 10:37 am
There are no words for this…
Steve
Feb 18, 2009 at 9:17 am
Owwwwwwiiieeee…. My eyes!