How to Do a Burnout Wiki!

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The wonderful age of high-tech video and the Internet have finally come together for the greater good. Yes folks, thanks to Wikihow.com, you can learn how to do a burnout online. And lest you think this is some redneck explanation, keep in mind there are written instructions on front- and rear-wheel drive burnouts, peelouts, rollbacks, and more. Stick guys are covered as well. And for those of you star struck by the phenomenon known as Pinks, you’ll even find a how-to video by Nate Pritchett!

Visit today and you will laugh within the first two sentences. Try out some of the techniques and let us know what you think. While comical in their seriousness, I think some might actually work.

Smoke’em if you got ’em!

How to Do a Burnout Wiki!

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Posted at 8:25 am in Brian Lohnes, Burnouts, Freiburger's Junkyard

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SpeedCanHurt
Mar 1, 2009 at 3:17 am

Ten points for effort, but a wiki on how to do a burnout? How about a wiki on how to look up a wiki on how to look up a wiki? That would be slightly more useful.

toyotadriver008
Feb 27, 2009 at 2:00 pm

lol
wikihow is hating on my poor celica
you cant do a burnout in a 4 cylinder it turns out
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misterpea84
Feb 27, 2009 at 6:53 am

I believe this is a Challenger, as the Cuda had round tail lights.

whtfocus77
Feb 26, 2009 at 10:24 pm

soo sorry haha it looks exacly like the 1972-74 rear end of a challenger http://www.stockmopar.com/_images/pictures/1972_challenger_rear.jpg

i find the 71 challenger the nicest out of all years, the 2008 comes in close 2nd

tech9twista
Feb 26, 2009 at 9:58 pm

1st if u need instructions to do a burnout buy a front wheel drive….. second please dont get the cuda and challenger mixed up u look dumb peace

GTwildfire
Feb 26, 2009 at 7:04 pm

I WILL have video taken of my Firebird SOON. Buying a replacement pair of tires because I will lay waste to what’s on the back axle.
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It’s only a NA 3.4 but it cooks like a LS1.
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just wanna finish the interior before shooting the video segments and producing it. Got an expert pledged to help me, one of my daughters.

___nes___
Feb 26, 2009 at 2:08 pm

True that Brett

Moparmaniac07
Feb 26, 2009 at 1:26 pm

paul, that’s a ‘cuda, not a challenger, but the article was funny

paul
Feb 26, 2009 at 11:30 am

ohhh god i love that challenger !

jonathon
Feb 26, 2009 at 9:03 am

I disagree with the peel-outs can’t be done in small engine cars. I definitely used to peel out in my 1300cc VW beetle and everyone would look around trying to figure where it came from…

Brett
Feb 26, 2009 at 8:27 am

If you need an instruction manual to do a burn out you need to stop trying to mess with cars.