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March 6, 2009
Caption Contest!
By Rob Einaudi
Editor-in-Chief
What the heck is going on here? You know the drill: Come up with a caption for the picture below by noon PST next Thursday. If you submit the funniest one, we’ll send you some CarDomain swag. Three entries per member max. Good luck!
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destroyer1362
Aug 17, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Maybe these rims will distract P.E.T.A. from noticing my jacket
JOEYSGOTIT2
Apr 16, 2009 at 10:03 am
Roll with me or get rolled over!
Km93yota
Apr 12, 2009 at 7:11 pm
top two reasons not to live under powerlines
Km93yota
Apr 12, 2009 at 7:09 pm
hang the looks, go for speed… and warmth
russhay78
Apr 10, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Fast and Furious Mad Max Returns – Summer 2009
russhay78
Apr 10, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Volkswagon is feeling the economic crunch and has now focused on just the wheels on the new 2010 Jetta. V-dub in the house.
AutoMovement » Caption Contest: This Week’s Winner!
Mar 16, 2009 at 10:20 am
[...] always great to see fur hags getting the merciless ridicule they deserve, and you guys gave our unsuspecting subject the verbal equivalent of a bucket of red paint. Way to go! This week’s swag goes to Maffew, [...]
bmwsnumba1
Mar 11, 2009 at 8:23 pm
THE FAST AND THE FURRIE
bmwsnumba1
Mar 11, 2009 at 8:20 pm
size does matter!!!
jaygator98
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:12 am
got this coat from a streetwalker, 20 bucks and the pager was included! now i gotta sell a few organs so i can get the wheels for the other side!
97Hondaccord97
Mar 9, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Do you think it’ll rub?
hawkampd
Mar 9, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Yes Xibit i Pimped your ride.
hawkampd
Mar 9, 2009 at 6:11 pm
you think its awesome now wait till it transformes!!!!!!!!!!!!
hawkampd
Mar 9, 2009 at 6:09 pm
i hate being the 5th wheel
robpurifoy
Mar 9, 2009 at 3:34 pm
This just in…Russian Moon Rover prototype revealed! The space agency plans to lay down the Candy paint next month.
Jpros619
Mar 9, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I am the Furrrinator!
xmazdaRX7x
Mar 9, 2009 at 3:15 pm
last time i let 50 cent borrow my car!
xmazdaRX7x
Mar 9, 2009 at 3:12 pm
maby THIS will distract people from my jacket.
1992CaddyDeville
Mar 9, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Buying a car: $5O0
Customizing it so it can be on CarDomain: $750
Each Rim with the tire: $3999.99
Animals killed for the fir coat: 7
Taking a picture with your well invested money for us to make fun of you: PRICELESS!
jaygator98
Mar 9, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Introducing, the new for 09, Lexani 40″. not available in all areas, please check us out online for a dealer nearest you!
PrettyBoiE
Mar 9, 2009 at 3:02 pm
thatz pointless…
ascher27
Mar 9, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Russians and there vodka….what will we get next.
nuthinlikaZ06
Mar 9, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Which brings us to our next point kids………….don’t..smoke…crack. LOL.
driftingNda240
Mar 9, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Death Race 2: The RoadKill Raper
yotadog
Mar 9, 2009 at 2:07 pm
if its more than three colors its either really fast or a peice of $H!t
driftingNda240
Mar 9, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I’m a big kid now. Brought to you by BigWheels for kids.
yotadog
Mar 9, 2009 at 1:58 pm
they say guys in fast cars and jacked up trucks are making up for something…well this man definately must be
ryannanynets
Mar 9, 2009 at 1:23 pm
it even comes with a pussy magnet lol
ryannanynets
Mar 9, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico, and when i got into an accident, they fixed it in no time:)
arroganci
Mar 9, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Why is he wearing the seats?
hectorsamuel
Mar 9, 2009 at 1:12 pm
GET IN THE CHOPPAAAAA
kendall_peter
Mar 9, 2009 at 12:35 pm
My Mom Says She Likes It
yotadog
Mar 9, 2009 at 12:33 pm
yeah!! it’s got a hemi
bumpinhonda32
Mar 9, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I would like to thank my sponsors, Bondo and Mexico….
irishman513
Mar 9, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Russia’s automotive design at its greatest.
lilhavin301
Mar 9, 2009 at 12:25 pm
My only big concern is that I hope no one notices I’m missing a passenger side mirror…
lilhavin301
Mar 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm
No wonder why Russia’s auto industry failed.
lilhavin301
Mar 9, 2009 at 12:20 pm
They sold me all these wheels for “dirt” cheap. And they even threw in a spare tire and a used coat. Now try and beat that deal! Pinks here I come!!!
95typeII
Mar 9, 2009 at 11:49 am
Yeah, I know it looks bad, but a possum fur coat is all they had left.
cdmelton347
Mar 9, 2009 at 11:49 am
i can do the quarter mile in 5.1 turns
Tricky2040
Mar 9, 2009 at 11:46 am
Was shocked when he figured out he had rims, depressed when he figured out he had no engine.
Oafman
Mar 9, 2009 at 11:43 am
Ivan Ivanivich decided to bring his own car to the tryouts for the Russian version of the A-Team. The answer was NYET!
Biggunna
Mar 9, 2009 at 11:29 am
If you happen to see this man please contact the local authorities, the fashion police, and a death race 2 casting agent. He is wanted for stealing candy from a baby.
zeusdagod
Mar 9, 2009 at 11:28 am
“I stand here to cover a flaw id hate people to realize…. the rest of the car is flawless”
Lawdog1911
Mar 9, 2009 at 11:19 am
j2870
Mar 9, 2009 at 10:38 am
Fast and Furryous?
Funniest thing ever!
Wonders what everyone is starring at. “What, do I got something in my nose?”
Toe225
Mar 9, 2009 at 10:49 am
Hey baby wanna ride? This will all look much better after we finish this bottle of wodka. Trust me!
stefanomironov
Mar 9, 2009 at 10:46 am
When Stolichnaya is involved, anything is possible!
j2870
Mar 9, 2009 at 10:39 am
Deathrace 2
Pabbott
Mar 9, 2009 at 10:39 am
That is wat happens when ur car is struck by lightning
j2870
Mar 9, 2009 at 10:38 am
Fast and Furryous?
Pabbott
Mar 9, 2009 at 10:37 am
I never knew John O’Conner was real
Pabbott
Mar 9, 2009 at 10:36 am
Madd Max?!
A_Sicilian_Honda
Mar 9, 2009 at 10:01 am
Yah wait till you see my exhaust system.
A_Sicilian_Honda
Mar 9, 2009 at 10:01 am
Arnold why are you so embaressed? Take a picture with me!
Esoteric18
Mar 9, 2009 at 9:59 am
whats wrong? this is how i see all Mercedes. Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate……nice jacket
00BlackRT
Mar 9, 2009 at 9:43 am
This will DEFINITELY get me on BULLRUN.
civicaj
Mar 9, 2009 at 9:36 am
I BET YOU LOOKED AT MY FURRY COAT BEFORE MY WHEELS
Esoteric18
Mar 9, 2009 at 9:30 am
dont look at me im only the parachute
ET1991
Mar 9, 2009 at 8:57 am
This jacket is gonna kill my reputation.
ET1991
Mar 9, 2009 at 8:56 am
Uh, why are you laughing?
zeusdagod
Mar 9, 2009 at 8:53 am
“If I only had windows I could have put an under construction sticker on it”
“Sorry for the hack job. I spent the rest of my money on this coat its made of your mothers pubic hairs.”
-ZEUS
Shordee
Mar 9, 2009 at 8:38 am
“Trades Anyone”
krazyfil
Mar 9, 2009 at 8:37 am
look… mommy mommy… i finally got my own hot wheels car
Shordee
Mar 9, 2009 at 8:35 am
“Trades Anyone?”
BigBlueFord11
Mar 9, 2009 at 8:21 am
Too bad i spent all the money on rims. The car doesn’t even run.
BigBlueFord11
Mar 9, 2009 at 8:18 am
I made my kids starve for a whole year so i could use the child support money to buy these fancy rims and sexy coat.
carguyinoklahoma
Mar 9, 2009 at 8:14 am
SWM seeking SWF, must enjoy fresh air, coats made of road kill, and LSD. Sawzall skills a plus. Please email me @ pimpinAMG@yahoo.com
dodge_dylan
Mar 9, 2009 at 7:50 am
Can you say……”Crack Dealer”??
dodge_dylan
Mar 9, 2009 at 7:49 am
What viagra can do for you car……
dodge_dylan
Mar 9, 2009 at 7:46 am
This is what viagra can do for your car!
Miller09
Mar 9, 2009 at 7:42 am
German Engenieering Yay, The New V-Dub Drag CaR- Itz comz wif big rimz and anz very nicz stylez. If youz buyz now you canz recievz diz free coat. Limited Time offer cuz wer surz itz will sellz fast.
Masso
Mar 9, 2009 at 7:15 am
This goes out to all the haterzzz!!
Talicon
Mar 9, 2009 at 7:15 am
I should’ve gotten a 4 by to match my coat and get through them dang puddles.
Popsjr84
Mar 9, 2009 at 7:13 am
My image consultant said this would work. Where are all the hot babes?
slim2721
Mar 9, 2009 at 7:00 am
I only have $20,000 in my budget to fix up this car. What should I do first? Body work-$3,000, engine-$2,000, paint-$2,000, interior-$3,000, or wheels-$20,000?
aldzip
Mar 9, 2009 at 6:55 am
I simply just want to drag in style!!! Priceless……
slim2721
Mar 9, 2009 at 6:51 am
Lift kit. I don’t need no stinking lift kit!
slim2721
Mar 9, 2009 at 6:49 am
There, now I have big rims like those Americans. Unfortunately, my European 1.8 liter engine won’t move the car now. Wish I would have thought of this earlier. Guess it’s back to the drawing board.
pajeroboy
Mar 9, 2009 at 6:28 am
bigs best so this must be good?
pajeroboy
Mar 9, 2009 at 6:27 am
dose my bum look big in these?
rbmurray15
Mar 9, 2009 at 5:36 am
This is why the shows you watch say “Dont try this at home”!!!
mhouser56
Mar 9, 2009 at 5:12 am
This is what you can get with the money you saved by switching to Geico.
hazynighthawk
Mar 9, 2009 at 4:30 am
psh. low profile.
transformdezign
Mar 9, 2009 at 2:57 am
With just a little modification….. We’ll have you back on the road in no time!
khorey
Mar 9, 2009 at 1:12 am
this is what happens when u let a monster in a human suit fix ur car
prlwhitecoupe
Mar 9, 2009 at 12:28 am
Super Staggered wheels – $10,000
Staggering fur coat – $3,000
Looking Ridiculous – Priceless
2wld2c
Mar 9, 2009 at 12:24 am
Yourkshmeshz, I am Borat’s cousin Aazabignob, I am wanting to show you what great resources of Khazakstan automotive design can do for gay german automobile. Its good how my uncle Bogdan can do with some old soviet tank parts and snoop doggy doggy beeg rims can do.
burnvic53
Mar 8, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Zis iz how vee feex theengs een RUSSIA!!!
TerribleTexas
Mar 8, 2009 at 11:09 pm
AFTER MARKET RIMS FRONT AND BACK….3000 $
GAY AS PAINT JOB AND COOL ASS FUR COAT….2500 $
KNOWING THAT YOUR STUPID LOOKING CAR JUST WASTED 10 MIN OF ABOUT 500 PEOPLES LIFES BY COMMENTING ON IT….PRICELESS!!! GOOD JOB!
Wizzade
Mar 8, 2009 at 11:03 pm
In 2009 it’s go Big or go back to your own country you scoundrels……V-Dub in ze house!!
kingsy1023
Mar 8, 2009 at 10:41 pm
MONSTER DONK!!!
My_Maxim_girl
Mar 8, 2009 at 10:32 pm
yo check out my fur coat
My_Maxim_girl
Mar 8, 2009 at 10:29 pm
i got 24′s in tha front and 50′s in da back ya’ll ni**az aint got nothin on me
sabreleaf
Mar 8, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Do you see the girly tires that were on before. Now I pump up with manly tires. Only manly man wear fur coat and big rims. You girly men! Look at my look at it!!
Murderedout07
Mar 8, 2009 at 9:58 pm
German Enginnering.
http://www.werbeblogger.de/media/vwgti.jpg
sum108
Mar 8, 2009 at 9:34 pm
damn there is still a weal well gap, i should have gone 2 inches bigger.
Juiced08Accord
Mar 8, 2009 at 9:11 pm
junkyard wars failed
Flyingrape
Mar 8, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Boris said, “I’m not shaving until my car is finished!”
Flyingrape
Mar 8, 2009 at 9:01 pm
WANTED, 7.80:1 Gear Set and Fashion Consultant.
Black-V-Six
Mar 8, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Giganto rims front and back that let the world know you ballin’: Check.
Fur coat that says you ballin’ but you still classy: Check.
Believing that this will get ya mad ladies: Check.
Dignity: ….
dunncustomz
Mar 8, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Ehhlo
Me Commrads, I show you how realz German hozrodz to be crafts.
Is Ballz coldest here in Germany is why I wearz Road kills coats to craftz zee hozrodz, If you likez Me sendz you one jus az soon i run overs Goatz in road crossingz. Itz how i makes livings here in Gemany
I hitz zee Goatz with zee Goatz bars and zee big wheels no drag zee Goatz and screwz ups zee coats fur.
wallwayc
Mar 8, 2009 at 8:30 pm
post Soviet Russian Pimp My Ride show
YungTQuay187
Mar 8, 2009 at 8:24 pm
“My rims aren’t the same in the front as they are in the back, i seriously need a new paint job, maybe i could’ve fit bigger rims on the front and back, damn i keep losing!!!!”
davemac44
Mar 8, 2009 at 8:08 pm
if the shoe fits….wear it
jaysceli
Mar 8, 2009 at 7:57 pm
sometimes bigger is better, this is not one of those times.
jaysceli
Mar 8, 2009 at 7:56 pm
it’ll fit, after a little fender removal
jaysceli
Mar 8, 2009 at 7:53 pm
who needs a pill to make you larger, just get some 30″ rims
TRICKY01
Mar 8, 2009 at 7:51 pm
And they said they wouldn’t fit.
JDriver77
Mar 8, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Another fine foreign import.
JDriver77
Mar 8, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Crap…someone dinged my car!
FRESH4849
Mar 8, 2009 at 6:49 pm
My car and coat…it is, what you say, “pu**y magnet” in america?
K-amped
Mar 8, 2009 at 6:40 pm
in soviet russia, car pimps you
cischill
Mar 8, 2009 at 6:37 pm
This is what happens when a German Assassin gets laid off during a recession. He built a Time machine/Space shuttle to go to a happier time/place… hopefully he won’t have to sell his fur and rims….
da_grey_goose_95
Mar 8, 2009 at 6:32 pm
To unveal the Sanford & Son edition of Extreme Prowler make over !!!
cdmelton347
Mar 8, 2009 at 5:58 pm
fitting huge rims on a car 10,000 dollars , trying to look like a badass with a fur coat priceless !
gheensboy
Mar 8, 2009 at 5:43 pm
big rims are lik thongs…..anybody can have em but it dont mean they look good
texasmade214
Mar 8, 2009 at 5:39 pm
what… u think this is wrong, this is what we call “luxurious” in my country, plus its 40 degree’s outside!!. Ill tell you whats wrong its cellphone companies charging hiden fees. Thats why i got myself Boost Mobile. There fifty dollar unlimited plan has no hidden fees, none!!
UNoverage’D , UNcontrac’D , UNwrong’D. Boost Mobile
M-TOWNZILLEST
Mar 8, 2009 at 5:29 pm
DIZ IZ WAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET MTV “PIMP YOUR RIDE” AND LEAVE YOU SAYN THANKZ MTV FOR FUCKIN UP MA CAR UP
raygon
Mar 8, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Wow, really?
1985cadillac
Mar 8, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I’ve got to pimp my ride!!
rojasman
Mar 8, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Bad hair day?
candymansstash
Mar 8, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Anything is better than the stock rims!
_Lazarus_
Mar 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm
It has training wheels.
bigpimpinyoda
Mar 8, 2009 at 4:14 pm
russian transformers unite
bigpimpinyoda
Mar 8, 2009 at 4:13 pm
30 its the new 20
ssdubs
Mar 8, 2009 at 3:45 pm
ROADS ?? where were going we dont need roads …
terryp62
Mar 8, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I guess I’m going to file a lemon law. The dealer told me it came with a full size spare.
blackferrari
Mar 8, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Hotwheels on the street
corollizm_gene
Mar 8, 2009 at 3:27 pm
And everyone thought that only Black Guys ride on 38s well this is how we russians roll
firefightergtp
Mar 8, 2009 at 3:15 pm
“I know I said that I wanted bigger rims…………but jeeeez!!! “
firefightergtp
Mar 8, 2009 at 3:12 pm
“Guys, stop laughing, seriously, which should I get, the coat…or the rims?”
firefightergtp
Mar 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
“I leave my car for TWO SECONDS to buy this sweet fur and look what happens…”
222fast
Mar 8, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Vanna White lost her sex appeal…
carsick30
Mar 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Wario was apprehened after a failed attempt to illegaly cross the border having failed to finish the Go-Kart 500cc championship. Donkey Kong remains were found on his body making him chief suspect in monkey’s disappearance.
carsick30
Mar 8, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Vanilla Ice: Road Warrior
tufftsi
Mar 8, 2009 at 1:48 pm
In Russia Car Jacks you
idzivulsky
Mar 8, 2009 at 1:22 pm
So, you want to be a Russian gangsta eh?
xbjukebox
Mar 8, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Maybe if people cannot carry the rims… they wont steal them?
recoveryone
Mar 8, 2009 at 12:39 pm
The pictures on Ebay didn’t look this big?
JoeCool97Formula
Mar 8, 2009 at 12:36 pm
They told me in America to be pimp you needed to wear a fur coat and have the big rims… where did Ivan go wrong? Did I misunderstands?
blackOutLS
Mar 8, 2009 at 12:14 pm
The car is half pimped half rat rod to match the half man half beast owner
SuPeRmN023
Mar 8, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Someone is overcompensating for something!
GEN12
Mar 8, 2009 at 11:01 am
“EVERYTHING ROLLS DOWN HILL”
2bluzr2
Mar 8, 2009 at 10:42 am
I think the small training wheels on the side are a good idea for someone like that.
EternalWolf
Mar 8, 2009 at 10:29 am
I’d say that’s one epic fail on his part. It looks like cancer attacked his rims.
Lieferson
Mar 8, 2009 at 10:18 am
That’s quite the rim job.
Juicy843
Mar 8, 2009 at 10:08 am
Damn Harry got skills when it comes to picking out rims…but he put them on a DeLorean…why not the Henderson’s Crown Victoria station wagon?
carmeat
Mar 8, 2009 at 9:38 am
“Monster Garage” meets “Pimp my Ride”
hotrod_heven
Mar 8, 2009 at 9:17 am
It doesn’t get any worse than this.
thegdoat
Mar 8, 2009 at 9:13 am
“DUDE, THAT IS A NICE FUR COAT”
firstgencamaro69
Mar 8, 2009 at 9:06 am
Moscow’s very own O.G.
CPmurkage
Mar 8, 2009 at 8:55 am
FRICKIN RUSSIANS!
Neon2__2
Mar 8, 2009 at 8:53 am
i think this guy got the wrong meaning about the death race, your supossed to kill them with guns not laughter
dieselabstimmen
Mar 8, 2009 at 8:50 am
Das ist Pimped! Ja!
dieselabstimmen
Mar 8, 2009 at 8:49 am
Unpimp ze auto. Please.
dread-fully-ill
Mar 8, 2009 at 8:21 am
well ya see i was goin for an east coast ryders look while tryin to keep it dub
kirtnz
Mar 8, 2009 at 8:12 am
HURRY UP AND TAKE THE DA*N PICTURE! My left hand can’t hold the back of this car up any longer!!
Youll_Lose
Mar 8, 2009 at 7:57 am
He tried and tried but could never quite fit into the hip-hop community…
lowrider_rt2000
Mar 8, 2009 at 7:38 am
my son wouldnt let me play with his new machbox car….i showed him!
Gotadime
Mar 8, 2009 at 7:23 am
“Yeah…creating a ‘superior race’ really backfired.”
carguy1215
Mar 8, 2009 at 6:55 am
Now I’m a real gangsta; my rims are more expensive than my car, now that I’ve gutted my Mercedes
Radio-Man
Mar 8, 2009 at 6:25 am
Hmmmm. I think I WHEELY have a problem here!!
subikid89
Mar 8, 2009 at 6:16 am
i am compensating vor natzing!!!!
ruizf22
Mar 8, 2009 at 4:16 am
Honi, honi look, dos ma shoez make ma rear rimz look fat?
ruizf22
Mar 8, 2009 at 4:10 am
I recycled all my car windows, plastic, and even the paint! And got enough money to buy me a new set of 40 inch rims, I couldn’t believe I got a fur coat for free! Now, I will trade-in my 12 inch spare tire to get a new transmission to make sure my engine moves my heavy a$$ front tires with no problem
gdimpreza
Mar 8, 2009 at 3:23 am
“the hyphy movement: moscow.”
“wait til he turns on the HD spinners”
“the new mercedes benz wheels, cast from the body parts of the car they’re installed on”
helloSIRjeremy
Mar 8, 2009 at 1:38 am
“fook you liddle ricers, dis is how you feex up a car!”
02041947
Mar 8, 2009 at 12:21 am
well little nothing to do and make something to call the att of the no to smart ones cos that is no good for racing, strrets, 1/4 mile, wath is the mean of doing something like that?
droid2
Mar 7, 2009 at 11:44 pm
why roll your gaurds when you can just cut them out
125redlineshift
Mar 7, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Ill show those american ballers!
JSantos05
Mar 7, 2009 at 11:23 pm
New set of wheel’s -my whole life spending
Trying to stay in my lane- Impossible
New style- Needs extra work… “grandma needs her jacket back”
droid2
Mar 7, 2009 at 10:50 pm
look at how cool i am i can afford 30′s for my merc but i can’t dress myself for shit next thing you know he will put a hyundai badge on it
jonl1god
Mar 7, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Doc says-”Marty, get in.”
Marty replies-”Doc, there is not enough road.”
Doc- “Where we are going there are no roads.”
Marty-”Apparently,you are wearing the road kill.”
dragorphan
Mar 7, 2009 at 10:32 pm
If only I had a can of bondo as big as my wheels.
dragorphan
Mar 7, 2009 at 10:30 pm
This is why the germans are still afraid of the russian front.
dragorphan
Mar 7, 2009 at 10:29 pm
I thought that big and littles were cool.
dertrommler
Mar 7, 2009 at 10:06 pm
OK FINE! I have a bit of a drinking problem.
dertrommler
Mar 7, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Can you believe Audi fired me?!
dertrommler
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:57 pm
hmmm maybe i wouldn’t feel the need to compensate if I took the coat off…
trese88
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:50 pm
looks like xzibit and the guys at gas pimped out the dalorain(back to the future car lol) and the driver
Suamican
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Its like a Yeti driving a ghetto mobile…
irish1988
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:51 pm
The guy says ” I bet you would be scared if this car rolled up along side of your car!” I would say ” No but if your wearing that jacket hell yeah I would be scared!!”
irish1988
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:44 pm
“Maybe the big wheels will keep people distracted from this cool coat!”
irish1988
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I don’t know whether to stare at the car or that coat!
minimars
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:13 pm
You should see my other car. It’s a Lada with a Hemi, fuzzy dice and a hybrid corn-ethanol fuel cell. It came with a nice ball cap but it clashed with the coat so I left it at home.
minimars
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:10 pm
The coat? I wrestled a large mastadon with my bear hands.
The car? I wrestled a large Sputnik with the Mastadon’s bare hands.
ford_tar
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:02 pm
“Hey guys, guess wat i bought? i got it for just over $150,000 and its a AMG CLK55!” Russian
“Yea, but isnt it missing something” Guy 2
“Well, i mean you get wat you pay for, just missing front windshield, side mirrors, side moldings, interior, front lights, windows, paint job… but the rims!” Russian
“isnt a brand new AMG CLK55 is around 150,000?” Guy 2
“Yea but does it come with 26s? and i get to keep the stock rim?” Russian
ford_tar
Mar 7, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Rims for sale! 26s dubs for $2000 as you can see im selling everything on that picture! Come now Im even selling the paint job as well. Everything you buy comes with a dumbass russian with the fur coat! they are gone quickly! plz call (111)-234-4567 for Im a RICH MAN!
Yanzo
Mar 7, 2009 at 7:49 pm
down here we ride 28′s fuck 22′s!!!
dewcrew
Mar 7, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Fliming for the new MAD MAX movie
sam_sp
Mar 7, 2009 at 7:14 pm
“Under Construction”
EuroWaterfest
Mar 7, 2009 at 7:09 pm
30″ Rims – $4000
Fur Jacket – $600
Bush Gaurd – $200
Hitler Mustache – $40
Driving a car that’s scarier than Hirtler…priceless!
sam_sp
Mar 7, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Spy photo footage on the set of the new movie Resident Evil Resurrection…
Custom-Z34
Mar 7, 2009 at 6:49 pm
This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “Drag Queen”
shadow139
Mar 7, 2009 at 6:48 pm
“i was even able to stitch together the car’s floor to make myself this coat”
nitrousoxidefast
Mar 7, 2009 at 6:06 pm
LOOK! I can fit my old wheels inside my new wheels! And my paint job is complete bondo!
drifterv_2000
Mar 7, 2009 at 6:03 pm
He rolled more than his fender to achieve this…
eclipseboi1999
Mar 7, 2009 at 6:02 pm
when it leaves you spechless you did something good or maybe not
Twitch8686
Mar 7, 2009 at 6:02 pm
look at my new car guys! Its gonna take a little work, But I got this sweet coat with the deal.
xtremegirl03
Mar 7, 2009 at 5:50 pm
My first thought when I saw this was:
I was driving down the road, when my ride suddenly swerved. I wiped our a racoon, and made a sweet fur coat. Thats what happens when you try to drive your ride with three different sized wheels!
My second thought was:
I jacked this car and tried to use the coat as a disguise. When the cops stopped me they thought I was a bear and let me go. They also couldnt believe I would steal this thing. Who wants a hooptie Mercedes with 3 different wheels!
adamgau6
Mar 7, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Even K-Fed is hurt by this economic crisis
mrdsalvato
Mar 7, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Not your Daddies car but I got your Mom’s coat!
mrdsalvato
Mar 7, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I didn’t know that they made stupid that big?
mrdsalvato
Mar 7, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Clous, hurry take the picture I can’t hold it up any longer!
gajgal
Mar 7, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I need paint and windows…and a new coat!
surkalistahoe
Mar 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm
This is what happens when Russia watches MTv’s Pimp my ride
wildaboutcars
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Aint nuttin but a G thang baaaabay, 1 loc’d out russian gone craaazay.
blackOutLS
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:35 pm
1 off set of 34inch rims: $15,000
mercedes benz clk 55: $55,000
seeing a man wearing that fur coat: priceless
wildaboutcars
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Holy clrap, my gwife iz gun do keeeeaaal me (holy crap, my wife is going to kill me)
wildaboutcars
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Noooooo……. i didnt say im retarded, i said im russian.
dyevolvo
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:28 pm
What happens when we switched Mikhail’s Stolichnaya with Jamesons? Just see for yourself.
RandonTrowbridge
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:25 pm
The russian version of Transformers
RandonTrowbridge
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:24 pm
When I save up a dollar, i am going to buy that thing…
Maybe he’ll throw in the coat as part of the deal…
RandonTrowbridge
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Just add card board and silly putty…
http://englishrussia.com/?p=1949
dyevolvo
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:20 pm
This is what you get for Christmas when you pay for things in REINDEER MEAT!
RandonTrowbridge
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Why the hell are the Russians always competing with America;
Frist the cold war…
which included the race to space,
Now its who can put bigger rims on a car.
RandonTrowbridge
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:14 pm
The new cold war arms and technology race; who can put the biggest rims on the crappiest car…I actually think the American ghetto is winning this one though.
fixdaserver
Mar 7, 2009 at 2:24 pm
what do ya mean?…. the 10″ inch rotors will work just fine.
704_HANEY
Mar 7, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Hans check out my new ride… yah…. i got z 30s on back and 24s in front and 15s in middle for better balance on road yah!
chevyman327nova
Mar 7, 2009 at 12:55 pm
looks like somethin from a new mad max movie
2bluzr2
Mar 7, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Ya know……IMO I think with A LOT of body work and some super paint, that might actually be kinda cool for a show car.
Mustang0818
Mar 7, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Look what you can buy with the money that you save with Geico.
Mustang0818
Mar 7, 2009 at 12:27 pm
The coat? The Wheels? I think someone has their priorities in the wrong place
ChAMbER_CUStOMS
Mar 7, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Damn this looked alot better in photoshop
tmac407
Mar 7, 2009 at 11:22 am
24s in the front 30s in the back, gotta coat made outta rat im the next pimp my ride cat, or ill be one of the next death race entreez ridin in a stainless mercedeez
SipesRacing
Mar 7, 2009 at 11:16 am
Say what you want about it at this stage, But man the car was wild when it was finished….. my thought for a caption would be “WHEN IN DOUBT…. PIMP IT OUT!” http://englishrussia.com/?p=1949
lancer113
Mar 7, 2009 at 11:01 am
really big rims $6000
ugly fur coat $2000
half ass bodywork $1000
looking like a dumbass in benz priceless!!!!
Blacksammie
Mar 7, 2009 at 10:52 am
now who said we can’t put 30s on a benz coupe
spicolli09
Mar 7, 2009 at 10:18 am
2010 John Deere AMG
AudiobahnV8SHO
Mar 7, 2009 at 10:13 am
And the winner for the “most retarded customized vehicle” AND “poorly thought out outfit” trophies go to…..
neil001
Mar 7, 2009 at 10:09 am
wasn’t this blogged about a while back?
the rest of the pics..
http://englishrussia.com/?p=1949
shaved6
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:58 am
Next on Sprockets……a villager wins $10 million in a national contest in Germany to see what the contestant could create by using only their mom’s arm pit hair. With his winnings he has decided to spend it on a new car for his wife Helga, like the car, she has plenty of junk in the trunk.
Cavalier2200sfi
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:57 am
No, Donk you lift the car, not the wheel wells
buickpimpin101
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:55 am
He’s Clearly compensating for somthing…..
leojmcca
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:47 am
Burt Reynolds hits bottom-
Smokey and the Bandit 6, The Road Warrior
Burt has to bring a case of non-radioactive beer from New New York through the dead zone to Lost Angeles.
vindinsk8er
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:46 am
Well thats the last time I trust a guy with a coat like that to work on my car!
leojmcca
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:43 am
Dam, I knew I should have spent the extra $8,000 and bought another 32″ for a spare.
deraleik
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:41 am
Yes I know, thee car does not ‘ave interior, or engine, or any lights…But look how FREEKIN’ AWSOME RIMS LOOK! Now when I sit in car, people see more than just guy in fur coat.
JBTY_Baleno
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:33 am
DIY No Mods needed!
68muscletruck
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:32 am
As he looked at her he said, “I can make it be anywhere from dis big, to dis big… which do you think performs better?”
ZachsS15
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:29 am
LedZeppelin
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Car…….1,500 rupies
Rims……4,000 stones
ugly fur jacket……killed it myself
Tried to be Chip Foose………………should have killed myself
I dont care this one has to win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chef-matt
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:20 am
Now I have a car even cooler then my coat!
ZachsS15
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:03 am
Death Race 2.0 The streets. Starring La furr de furr.
Carjunky102
Mar 7, 2009 at 9:02 am
Is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
ZachsS15
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:58 am
German engineering In da House! My new Mercedise is Doped Out. Come Touch. Touch da furr
onlychris83
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:55 am
I can be like zee americans too
AudiAutoCouture
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:47 am
Russian Car Customizer: “Ok you can open your eyes. I make it light, fast, with big rims like you ask. You Like?”
AudiAutoCouture
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:44 am
Russian Car Customizer: ” Ok you can open your eyes, You like?”
AudiAutoCouture
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:42 am
Russian Car Customizer: ” You said you want big rims, so I went with 30′s and I make as light as possible like you ask. You like? Yes”
blacklightin
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:31 am
The new Minnesota Vikings mascot!!
ttenner
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:30 am
I tried to get my midget to hop in the back rim but he wasn’t having none of that….
ttenner
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:30 am
I tried to get my midget to hop in the back rim but he wasn’t having noe of that….
enzo354
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:28 am
I put in windows. Make car weak. I take windows out, put on coat. Make Yokuv happy.
move120
Mar 7, 2009 at 8:18 am
“bought this sweet jacket instead of a 5th wheel spare… now i’m @*($#&”
e_snazbot
Mar 7, 2009 at 7:40 am
You guys all said I couldn’t part out enough of my car to afford 30″ rims….Now whos laughing?
_95-FireBird_
Mar 7, 2009 at 7:35 am
Further proof that people that wear fur coats are douche bags.
PsychoVolvo
Mar 7, 2009 at 7:17 am
Johnny used to spend his afternoons shooting Hotwheels cars with BB guns and putting his sister’s Barbie clothes in the fire. Karma finally caught up to him.
jeuby07
Mar 7, 2009 at 6:54 am
Russia has pimps too
jeuby07
Mar 7, 2009 at 6:53 am
They see me rollin’ They hatin’ tryin to catch me Ridin’ REAL dirty.
jeuby07
Mar 7, 2009 at 6:41 am
The new nigged anti burnout rims.
6T7_GTA
Mar 7, 2009 at 6:09 am
Who’s yo Daddy now Biooootch?
AFSpeed
Mar 7, 2009 at 5:22 am
Entry 1: I tried to hide ze car behind zees biiiiig wheelz!!!
Entry 2: Hot Wheelz for adults.
Entry 3: The Hummer Owners Club called… they want their rims back!!
ruizf22
Mar 7, 2009 at 5:19 am
i see the chrome with my eyes closed!!!! so clean!!!
the first 5-wheel-drive rally car coming to you from russia!
Nissan63
Mar 7, 2009 at 4:51 am
Mad Max after years of South Central Thunderdome.
Vuurwa
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:39 am
Hey fuckin tell Hitler and the Nazis and the Gestapo about this and we`ll have a Donk follower massacre like the Jewish one!….this pic is a Photoshop creation anyway!!….anybody can do this!….the car looks like a oval track racing car we have here anyway…these cars have nothing inside,except one seat!…..on the outside they look worse than a Mad Max car!….at least this car in the pic will be very fuel efficient!…because it`s running downhill all the time,with those gigantic back wheels!!..my shit looks more attractive at the moment!!!..bluegghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
victor111262
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:15 am
That’s what happens when you take a hill billy to A town.
victor111262
Mar 7, 2009 at 3:13 am
The rims are expensive then my car, but not than my fur coat bitch.
noriega630
Mar 7, 2009 at 2:53 am
“They Sed 32′s Wouldnt Fit but They Lying!!!”
bigpimpinyoda
Mar 7, 2009 at 2:16 am
IM SO HOOD.
NHTVSN
Mar 7, 2009 at 1:19 am
SOAP?
03HFPV6
Mar 7, 2009 at 1:15 am
This is President Barrack Obama, you know, possibly the last President of the United States. I have to say that those rims are FINE and that im willing to offer you 1.5 million dollars of US tax payers money for the set to go on the presidential Escalade, also an extra .5mil for the coat for the wifey. Holla Back..PEACE!
1-800-BAR-RACK
HondaWonderBoy
Mar 7, 2009 at 12:44 am
Best part is, the car came with the rims!
HondaWonderBoy
Mar 7, 2009 at 12:44 am
In fact, tires cost so much on these blings I ran outta money for the candy paintjob i planned to do!
JDriver77
Mar 7, 2009 at 12:40 am
Terminator’s new arch nemesis…
Ono_e110
Mar 7, 2009 at 12:02 am
i just want to see more pics just made my day with a big o smile
Ono_e110
Mar 6, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Don’t worry, the car is as fast as it is ugly!
XJ_Junkie
Mar 6, 2009 at 11:48 pm
What do you get when you mix vodka, money, and a stupid German.
XJ_Junkie
Mar 6, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Mine are bigger than yours.
Pressed_Ham
Mar 6, 2009 at 11:32 pm
seems like hes trying to compensate for something
DSMking90
Mar 6, 2009 at 11:31 pm
guy in fur coat-Can you believe these are stock!!!
LedZeppelin
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:58 pm
If you put a penny in the rear bumber, this beauty will pop a wheelie all the way to Gorky Park!
LedZeppelin
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Look at my 22″s!
-dey ain’t 22′s-
yeah…dey 18″s…
-no dye ain’t no 18″s
yeah I know, dey 14′s but dey still clean!
LedZeppelin
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Car…….1,500 rupies
Rims……4,000 stones
ugly fur jacket……killed it myself
Tried to be Chip Foose………………should have killed myself
ejwingertsahn3
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:49 pm
no crap we are in a recession, look at them rims.
ejwingertsahn3
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:48 pm
rule number one, Never exceed the amount that your car is worth on rims.
ejwingertsahn3
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:44 pm
wow look at the fur coat. That must have came from the deer he hit.
bbccaprice89
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:41 pm
yeah, well I WOULDN’T need the coat if i had windows and an interior, now would I!
BIG4GALANT99
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:31 pm
man 1: “nice wheels”
man 2: “the wheels are fine, its the rest of the car thats crap!”
2bluzr2
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Apparently the car was shooting meth as well…
alpine-jlaudio
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:21 pm
thats pretty much the most gay-tardedest thing ive ever seen, like fo rel
SpeedCanHurt
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:14 pm
“See? I make self look ridiculous, then policeman not notice I have no seats in front.”
kgmnman
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Didn’t you say it had a full size spare? What will I do if I get a flat?
supermanjoey85
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:55 pm
old school, new school who you think its us? i got primer paint mercedes an i picked it up, fur coat big rims jus to match it cuz gutted furfox seats i know you loving us lol
moltenvett
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:55 pm
“cocaine is a hell of a drug”
moltenvett
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:53 pm
“NEW RIMS” Always get a carfax
krishan
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:51 pm
the size of my rims is propotionate to the size of my manhood………!!!!!
waaaHAHAHAHAHA (wicked laugh)…….
bxtreme04
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Hey, isnt that one of the cars from the movie DEATH RACE??? I think it is!
mustang_lover66
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:26 pm
“I need more vodka.”
bxtreme04
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:22 pm
They said 30″s wouldnt fit, but they LIArs!!!!!
Katakuna
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Must be the car he lost in his divorce.
ashween
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:15 pm
check out da bling!!!!
bbccaprice89
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:45 pm
i may have skinned that bear, but not before he skinned my car!
dreckte
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:44 pm
(French accent) “This is what I blow my money on, you stupid Americans.”
bbccaprice89
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:42 pm
the ultimate in hot wheels collecting
mastamatt16
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:36 pm
…maybe instead of buying the fur coat, i should have bought some paint, or windows….
piston454
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Is someone tryin to re-live all of the Mad Max movies????
FALSEIDOLSFALL
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:21 pm
the RIGHT way to ruin a car!
IGGY12003
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:17 pm
This is how we ball down hurr 24s dueces and mink coats baby get ur game up!
Brick-Ridge
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Up above the artic circle, Gurt has finally completed doing the impossiable.
Brick-Ridge
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:04 pm
This is why Lapplanders should not shop on line.
fatratmatt
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:03 pm
“I’m too sexy for my car” “Too sexy for my car” And it drives me far”
“I’m too sexy for my coat” “Too sexy for my coat” “And it smells like goat”
Brick-Ridge
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:03 pm
What’s in your wallet?
satty12
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Wow i cant even begin to say anything.
Haroun
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:02 pm
for some reason i think this image is photoshopped. Way to go CarDomain for wasting our time.
SlikkStylez
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:27 pm
guy in jacket: “the ad. said ‘with big double D’s…i thought wrong…”
SlikkStylez
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:23 pm
guy in jacket: “ok, ok….clearly, i thought i said i needed a “horse” with “power” with chrome all-around for my jousting tournament…and this is what i get?”
76-cosworth-z09
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:23 pm
i dont understand, the matchbox version looked pretty cool where did i go wrong
fatratmatt
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Hey y’all you might remember me from 2 weeks ago hauling my rims in my Audi. How my project look to you. Here’s a 10, Hit me back sometime!
Vectorious
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:16 pm
The guy who invented the wheel must be rolling over in his grave…HAHA, GET IT!
Vectorious
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:13 pm
“I KNEW I wasn’t gunna be able to get this stain out. Now I’m gunna look like an idiot!”
Vectorious
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “reDONKulous”.
julesnmari2003
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:09 pm
You got a friend in all state “insurance”
wsbob
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Wat the hell??
BigBassAddict
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:55 pm
in any country, that’s ugly
74Furyous
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Without looking at the picture again, did you notice any flaws in the paint job? No? See.
ILLUDE-U
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Who needs paint when your riccchhhhhhhh Biiiiiiiiioooooooccccchhhhh.
expo_on_24z
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:37 pm
SO WHERE DO WE PUT THE SPARE?
ILLUDE-U
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:37 pm
I’m ricccchhhhh Biiaaaaaaaattcccccchhhhhh. I don’t need no paint.
expo_on_24z
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:36 pm
MY MOM NEVER LET ME PLAY WITH REMOTE CONTROL CARS WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
74Furyous
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:36 pm
It’s weird. They stripped my car and took damn near everything EXCEPT the wheels.
ILLUDE-U
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:36 pm
For the next episode, Pimp my ride in Russia. On location at the Kremlin.
expo_on_24z
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:35 pm
DOES THIS JACKET MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
ILLUDE-U
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Its a work in progress. My interior is the shop getting done is fox fur to match my coat. Not thats pimpin, pimpin
ILLUDE-U
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm
The russian T.I., is in the house. And can I do whatever I like yeeeeeeaahh!
redcavyowner
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:29 pm
I had to sell the windows, the front bumper, the quarter panels, the door trim, the seats, the whole interior, and my house, but I got my rims.
eurofan01
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:28 pm
the dutch dragsturd
sikwititevo9
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:26 pm
does this coat make me look fat or weird in any way lol…..
maybe i should wash and wax my car.
DirtySouthLou
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:26 pm
After cutting up the car to fit the 30′s he found the wheels he found the wheels he was suppose to put on.Damn it!
DJST319
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Give me my 10 bucks! cause I told you they would fit
DirtySouthLou
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Back to the Future Dub edition.
DirtySouthLou
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:21 pm
The new Back to the Futrue is going to be awesome!
buickpimpin101
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Boss hogg’s Got Nuthin on me.
AJ2nd2none
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm
And this one time at PIMP CAMP…
AJ2nd2none
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Fur and lots of bling brings the girls so I am just standin here waitin…
jeredheath
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:07 pm
a pimps gotta keep them rims clean!!
JDMDC2_2000
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Death Race got nothing on this dude.
irocz3
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:01 pm
if Bear grilles could build a car to get out of the wild this would be it even the jacket
ILLUDE-U
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Heres an ex JP Morgan executive did after he was laid off!
EL-CHAMO
Mar 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm
WOWWWWWWWW OH MY GOD!!!!!!! I THINK IS A MERCEDES BENZ CLK!!!!!! LOOK GOOD!!
irocz3
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:59 pm
you know your doing some thing wrong when you can’t a lift kit for a mercades to fit 30 inch wheels to make it look lower
irocz3
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:55 pm
is my car ready yet?…OH MY GOD!!!!!!!…….is that a fur jacket?
jr1864
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Mad Max Beyond Donk!
quickzcav
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I Can’t even… its like pimp my ride meets… junkyard pimp
BlkB6
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:36 pm
FAST And The FURIOUS 5: RUSSIA … Must it continue???
Smoke_Roller
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Bought the rims, and the cow pusher of a grill came free
mapexmaster1992
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Next Mission: Side Pipes.
SINNED2
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:08 pm
“Mad Max the Next Generation”
CustomTruckGuy24
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I figured I would by a new set of wheels… The car and coat were free…. Wow wa wee wa
ford-b3000
Mar 6, 2009 at 4:55 pm
i spent all my money on the wheels so i did all the body work myself, what do you think? Also because of the lack of money i had to learn how to sew to make ends meet, by the way you like my new jacket?
ford-b3000
Mar 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Coat- half wolf, half fox.
Car- half mercedes, half monster truck.
Human- half show off, half retarded.
ford-b3000
Mar 6, 2009 at 4:50 pm
i lend you my coat and car and THIS is what you do with them?!?
78arrowgt
Mar 6, 2009 at 4:46 pm
this whole donk thing is starting to get out of hand
peejayhart
Mar 6, 2009 at 4:40 pm
If i had a million dollars i’d buy a set of big a$$ wheels. But not real big a$$ wheels, that’s cruel.
XtremeZAO
Mar 6, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Man, Ill tell yea, I got this car from the guy down the road for a steal of a price. He through in some MB wheels for free, but I was like thanks but no thanks. I have some chrome wheels off of my old MB Unimog and they fit great! I now have a car thats worth driving with this fur coat I made from my neighbors damn dog. LOL.
artie99
Mar 6, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Someone lives a little too close to the transmission power lines.
scflowmaster
Mar 6, 2009 at 4:10 pm
You know your a pimp when you wear a fur coat, and your rims cost more then your car!!!
ItsMeTabby
Mar 6, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Honey?…Uh…Something happened on the way to the forum…..
morethanacav
Mar 6, 2009 at 3:24 pm
gonna need that fur coat to keep you warm with all that wind that 17incher will create.
gmh666
Mar 6, 2009 at 2:34 pm
it took a mercedes for the world to realize that russians drink way to much vodka
Greg311
Mar 6, 2009 at 1:46 pm
sham wow and snuggie combined! now you can shine any wheel large or small, stay warm, and have your hands free for your beer!
TheFordster1
Mar 6, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Man I can’t wait till my wife see’s what i did to her car this time.
HondaWonderBoy
Mar 6, 2009 at 11:40 am
Dah! And Ze best things about buying our unregulated Benz in Russia is we can also legally take out the safety air bags!
Robb65
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:49 am
Franz felt more depressed than wearing this coat, when he realized he would have to return this beauty back to its stock wheels.
BerettaSpeed97
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:33 am
Itroducing the Show that made it popular in the US is now coming to Mother Russia, “Pimp my Ride” or “сутенер моя поездка.”
David Clarke
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:18 am
Apparently Russia got a new Knight Rider series too. “My name is Mikal Knightskof”
mrostron
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:14 am
Proof that Germany lost the war.
TheBomber
Mar 6, 2009 at 10:12 am
Road Warrior the remake: DUB edition
KMDonnan
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:46 am
GLASNOST-it-all! I get some goat pee on my coat, and now everyone will be looking at me, in my uber-cool car, and think I’m a dork.
satanic-mechanic
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:40 am
BAD NEWS : My car looks really, really stupid – Big time.
GOOD NEWS : I made this nifty coat outta the roadkill I mowed down this morning!
satanic-mechanic
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:38 am
Poor Viktor, after he spent 6 months wages on ridonkulous wheels, he didn’t have any rubles left for trivial itmes like glass…seats…paint…
moparornocarman
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:36 am
This car doesn’t make me look like a dandy does it?
KMDonnan
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:36 am
I said NO STARCH. Now I have to drive around looking like this all day.
satanic-mechanic
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:33 am
Yah, this is how we roll in the eastern block homie! You are havink a problem with that??
KMDonnan
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:33 am
BORSHT What is it going to take to get rid of this wheel gap!
snowboarding125
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:31 am
I knew I shouldnt have drank that much potato vodka last night
accordthumpin
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:13 am
How do you like my spare?
BoltZ22
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:12 am
In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You (to utter insanity)
Robb65
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:07 am
Although Vladimer was kicked off the chevy design team he vowed to make his point from the parking lot as he unveils his new design model aptly named: RIMZ.
Robb65
Mar 6, 2009 at 9:02 am
Wait’ll they get a load o’ me.
(Say it like Jack Nicholson as the Joker)
dieselabstimmen
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:31 am
The Donk movement has hit Germany. And hard.
MYIROCDAYTONA
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:18 am
After Yelena and Marcus where eliminated from Bull Run, she decided to try again next year meet her new car and driver Minke!
dodahman
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:11 am
Windows? I don’t need no stinking windows!
MYIROCDAYTONA
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:08 am
Who say’s a Benz can’t enter a Tractor Pull!
dodahman
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:03 am
Can you believe it?! John Deere rims fit my Mercedes!! Dimitri even chromed them for me!
dodahman
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:00 am
Ok, NOW, does it look like a Hot Wheels Car?
YelLoWLaNCeR22
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:58 am
what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SouthernGuy8503
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:56 am
1: i’ll win that damn Auto Show this time
2: and they said i wasn’t gangsta, i showed them
3: i wonder if the big ass rims will destract people from seeing my ugly ass homemade brush guard on the front
brivan
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:56 am
Have you seen my back-pack anywhere?
brivan
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:51 am
They don’t have barbie dolls over there,so it must have been dads turn to dress up!
brivan
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:49 am
I hope you don’t mind,but my weapons dealer insisted on giving me a ride!
DJCRAZYACE
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:41 am
looks like a car that could have been in deathrace.
I cant believe you think that my jacket is ugly,
have you seen what my wife has done to my car? SHE PAINTED IT SILVER!
Looks like someone pissed on his stomach and shoulders.
simply2impress
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:41 am
just vait till i pute on tey lowering sprrings (russian accent)
AudiobahnV8SHO
Mar 6, 2009 at 7:27 am
“I think I made a mistake……”
cbosley1
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:42 am
i am the wheelie king
Maffew
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:05 am
Does this coat make my wheels look big?
Maffew
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:04 am
In soviet russia, car donks you.
Maffew
Mar 6, 2009 at 5:03 am
priceless ads = fail
crazywhiteboy08
Mar 6, 2009 at 4:59 am
car 15000
rims 4500
coat 500
seeing the faces of people when they see all 3 together priceless
firstgencamaro69
Mar 6, 2009 at 4:22 am
Mother Russia produces its first bootleg donk mercedes! Im proud to say it turned out better then expected.
Biggunna
Mar 6, 2009 at 3:32 am
You laughed at me earlier but my jacket doesn’t look so silly standing next to this sweet ride now does it?