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May 8, 2009

Caption Contest!

By Rob Einaudi

Editor-in-Chief

You know the drill: Come up with a caption for the picture below by noon PST next Thursday. If you submit the funniest one, we’ll send you some CarDomain swag. Three entries per member max. Good luck!

Caption Contest!

Comments

rangerkid92
Jun 8, 2009 at 5:23 am

who put theat there?

cisnerosjacob
May 15, 2009 at 1:59 pm

Machanic wanted must have experience.

Pyrotechniques
May 12, 2009 at 6:21 pm

Now THATS a bong!

pushtruck1
May 12, 2009 at 2:47 pm

I said Flowmasters would sound good, but he told me he wanted a set of those turbo mufflers.

simon_r_gris
May 12, 2009 at 12:23 pm

Motor head leaf blowers

Robb65
May 12, 2009 at 10:06 am

Mr. Henderson quickly resigned as shop teacher after witnessing his students creation.

Robb65
May 12, 2009 at 9:59 am

If Frakenstein were a car, he’d be very upset.

Robb65
May 12, 2009 at 9:56 am

After completing the last of 15 hundred welds, it was clear to Jake that he was going to be the envy of this years County fair Car show.

Robb65
May 12, 2009 at 9:55 am

What the duce? I’m not Malibu_lover1980

malibu_lover1980
May 12, 2009 at 9:53 am

After completing the last of 1500 welds, it was clear to Jake that he was going to be the envy of this years County fair Car show.

malibu_lover1980
May 12, 2009 at 9:52 am

As redneck as this is! It will probably go on a 4 cylinder cavalier! Not funny but truth!

hotrod_heven
May 12, 2009 at 3:18 am

Just priceless

MiamiMiataGroup
May 11, 2009 at 9:08 pm

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT CHUCK NORRIS! WAS TO STAY LOW HE COMES UP WITH THIS, MEET HIS LATEST CREATION TURBO POWERED SKATES. THANKS I SAID “YOU ROCK CHUCK”

MiamiMiataGroup
May 11, 2009 at 9:03 pm

HONEY YOU REALLY SHOULD COME OUT AND CHECK WHAT I GOT AT HOME DEPOT. “BABY MEET OUR LATEST AND BADDEST LEAF BLOWER OF ALL TIMES” THE MIGHTY TURBO LEAF BLOWER.

MiamiMiataGroup
May 11, 2009 at 8:59 pm

NOW I GET IT THIS IS HOW BOOST MOBILE GOT THEIR NAME.

xBLACKxBEAUTYx
May 11, 2009 at 8:11 pm

what the f*** is that?

simon_r_gris
May 11, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Breast implants for a car.

zrsk8er1
May 11, 2009 at 5:49 pm

ur pickin on a mustang and u have a supra haha

jimmymk3s13
May 11, 2009 at 2:29 pm

SON OF A BITCH!!! i couldve sworn these were supposed to go here!! o well….i can still say i have a twin turbo Toyota prieus

jimmymk3s13
May 11, 2009 at 2:19 pm

FINALLY!! SOMETHING TO MAKE MAKE A MUSTANG FAST!!

toxic21502
May 11, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!!!

SERkid02
May 11, 2009 at 1:31 pm

ok now that the turbos are mounted, put the intercoolers next to the A/C vents

6FUGT-Jr
May 11, 2009 at 1:29 pm

TWO-BO kit complete set

TravisLC
May 11, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Flowtech my a**

dchcd37
May 11, 2009 at 1:04 pm

The next generation ricer begins

karu11
May 11, 2009 at 1:02 pm

When they told me it couldn’t fit..yea that’s what she said.

karu11
May 11, 2009 at 1:00 pm

I was looking up porn and this is was the result!

karu11
May 11, 2009 at 12:56 pm

“it’s not the size that counts, its how you use em!”

coledude
May 11, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Wait until you see this flamethrower exhaust in action!

Dr_Death
May 11, 2009 at 12:33 pm

The sad reality of it is, someone actually did this…

Dr_Death
May 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm

Doesn’t GM have more important issues to attend to?

Dr_Death
May 11, 2009 at 12:21 pm

General Motors arranged a meeting with Turbonetics today saying they “believe they have created a ‘new age’ in forced induction technology.”

MySilverTBSS
May 11, 2009 at 12:17 pm

The First 350HP Gain From Adding Dual Exhaust.

AFBeefcake
May 11, 2009 at 12:17 pm

When the shop I took car to told me I needed muffler bearings I thought it sounded shady, but this is what they found.

BiG_BoB_87273
May 11, 2009 at 11:53 am

and that is how you twin turbo a 4 banger

Cal26Stang
May 11, 2009 at 11:36 am

great, now that my turbos are on, I can replace the muffler belts

JollyJumper
May 11, 2009 at 11:29 am

When Billy-bob asked about turbos, someone said they work off exhaust gasses. Billy-bob forgot to ask some more questions

VeyronBoostx4
May 11, 2009 at 11:11 am

CARL: Aw dang Earl, deese here turbo whackers were supposed to go up in the dang’ol engine bay

EARL: Well what the hell Carl! Why in da hell you tell me to weld them to the muffler for? you retard!

CARL: Well the dang’ol peice a paper these whackers came weeith told me i’d need a turbo-exhaust too, so i figured i’d kill two deer with one errah.

bigmt3792
May 11, 2009 at 10:52 am

turbo back exhausts get smaller and smaller every day

racecar13
May 11, 2009 at 10:46 am

but why else would they call it a turbo muffler?

TravisLC
May 11, 2009 at 10:42 am

hey guys watch this……

TravisLC
May 11, 2009 at 10:42 am

man even my turbo charges have turbo chargesr

11071988
May 11, 2009 at 9:57 am

lets see how shw sounds now!!!

JoelR726
May 11, 2009 at 9:47 am

My hyundai’s engine was to small so I decided to replace it wiht one of these!!!

JoelR726
May 11, 2009 at 9:45 am

Who needs racing stickers when you got one of those.

PlyrMonaro92
May 11, 2009 at 9:36 am

Man, talk about a turbo exhaust

petervaj
May 11, 2009 at 9:16 am

Plug and play turbocharger kit. INSTANTLY gain 500+ ponypower!

VengerKindOfGuy
May 11, 2009 at 8:51 am

I couldn’t find a exhaust I liked.

87SR5_0
May 11, 2009 at 8:46 am

IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF BUB RUB AND LIL SIS RE INVENTING THINGS THAT GO WOOOO WHOOOOO

myles696
May 11, 2009 at 8:29 am

cuzzin check out my new boosters for my motorhome i can get around the reservation twice as fast now

Legacy_camaro
May 11, 2009 at 8:14 am

My turbochargers also inflate my rear tires!

XCMotorsports
May 11, 2009 at 7:41 am

well that’s where i put my flux capacitor

boriwaiian
May 11, 2009 at 7:31 am

Ok now how am i going to fit this under my civic

Murderedout07
May 11, 2009 at 7:23 am

“I’m your turbo lover.
Better run for cover.”

crazywhiteboy08
May 11, 2009 at 6:11 am

thought about putting dual turbo’s on my geo then i didnt know where to put them so i let a redneck friend decided and it was the best place ever!!!!!!!

highspeedhijinks
May 11, 2009 at 5:43 am

For Sale: Two bad ideas, never used, consider trade for common sence.

A_train_08
May 11, 2009 at 5:40 am

LOL BUT REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE PLANNING ON DOING? HAHA CARDOMAIN SHOULD FIND OUT FOR US

A_train_08
May 11, 2009 at 5:38 am

ALL NEW TURBO WHISTLER!!!!!!

homeslice69
May 11, 2009 at 5:28 am

instant 300hp + custom rear seat warmer and melter and car burn after seat catch fire. how would you explain that one to the misses? or the insurance company?

DJs-zj360
May 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

That’ll never work!!! He doesn’t even have an O Pipe!! He probably forgot the KaleCoAuto spark plug upgrade too!

Member8675309
May 11, 2009 at 5:18 am

This should make my tractor go faster…Damn Larry and his John Dear..

TSurF
May 11, 2009 at 5:10 am

Turbo Muffs….

RTGCBT
May 11, 2009 at 4:52 am

Lady’s and gentlemen, does you neighbor have a yappy dog? Chihuahua? Parrot…. well if they do and you can’t deal with their squaking and barking. I present to you the amazing Mini pet relocator!!! Shoot those suckers away at 2000 feet per second. And if you think this is bad you should see our BIG model…..

Gixser995
May 11, 2009 at 4:51 am

“You get what, 10 extra Horsepower out of your exhaust system? That’s nothing, I get an extra 150!”

RTGCBT
May 11, 2009 at 4:48 am

*click* Huston we’re ready for liftoff.

MNYMARKS30
May 11, 2009 at 4:18 am

First standard 40 series
Then Super 40…

And now TURBO CHARGED 40 with Flowmaster’s Delta Flow Technology…

Another example of Flowmaster taking it to the next level..

VALIANT010
May 11, 2009 at 3:59 am

Sometimes, you got to just let your nuts hang…

nissanhksking99
May 11, 2009 at 3:15 am

this is what happens when people get a hold of the wrong tools

s10xtrme01
May 11, 2009 at 3:14 am

mufflers $300
Turbos $2500
Labor $300
Having ppl ask me what the hell i was thinking priceless for everyone else theres a clue stupid everything you dont want to be

KSHICKS
May 11, 2009 at 1:33 am

Now, all we need are driveaxles and we should be good to go!

nanscar23
May 11, 2009 at 12:56 am

IF YOU THOUGHT THE EXTENZE PILLS MADE YOUR PENIS GET BIGGER

MEET THE NEW TWIN TURBO ADVANCE PENIS ENLARGER

ONCE A MONTH AND YOU WILL BE HARDENED FOR WEEKS HAHAHA!!!

bluedevilop
May 11, 2009 at 12:38 am

I guess you were right man, there is no room in the miata for a big ass turbo!

bluedevilop
May 11, 2009 at 12:36 am

I Bet THis Guy Really Really Wants a sleeper effect car. “i swear its not tubo!”

bluedevilop
May 11, 2009 at 12:35 am

WTF!!!! I missed the new episode of pimp my ride!!!!

NUNHOTR
May 10, 2009 at 11:10 pm

What!? my mufflers do 0-60 in 4.1sec.

loproneon
May 10, 2009 at 10:52 pm

Rear mounted turbos are in, everything else is out.

AnWSubaruForever
May 10, 2009 at 10:42 pm

Yeah hi Autozone…I really do need muffler bearings this time…

Papa_Wheelie
May 10, 2009 at 9:41 pm

My mufflers scrape a bit when I pull into places, must be that lowering kit.

mk3trek
May 10, 2009 at 8:26 pm

now thats a turbo ready exhaust

Lowtryx
May 10, 2009 at 8:26 pm

Muffler Man’s last ditch advertising scheme:
“Muffler Man- We’ll do anything.. Really”

Bigtime070516
May 10, 2009 at 8:20 pm

my mufflers cost me how much!!!!!???????????

Alex Vickers
May 10, 2009 at 8:09 pm

Did someone come up with the first ever redneck sex toy?

lilredz24
May 10, 2009 at 7:31 pm

Billy Mays here, to introduce the turbo hair dryer dries hair in 10 seconds flat or your money back! And if thats not enough will throw in anther one Free! This is the ultimate way to dry your dog after giving him a nice wet bath. Call now to order yours today!

mattypRSX-S
May 10, 2009 at 7:30 pm

oh, wait? im supposed to mount these on my engine? wtf =/

goodellbrandon
May 10, 2009 at 7:26 pm

Look those snails are racing across the floor!!

DJAMB
May 10, 2009 at 6:48 pm

Now I told you if the stoners got into shop they would make a bong!
Now look they have two…

DJAMB
May 10, 2009 at 6:47 pm

Now I told if the stoners got into shop they would make a bong!
Now look they have two…

DJAMB
May 10, 2009 at 6:43 pm

finally i found some good turbo mufflers!

jwise36
May 10, 2009 at 5:55 pm

when i said i wanted a blow job this isint what i had in mind

sheanc
May 10, 2009 at 5:50 pm

Alright, I have the turbos installed on the exhaust. Now I just need to work on the engine. I hear that hamsters in running wheels are the best way to go.

85_olds
May 10, 2009 at 5:42 pm

this must have been the foundation for Squires Turbo Systems! man they have come so far!

pttransamdriver
May 10, 2009 at 5:22 pm

I’ll bet those are going on that wacked silver Charger that was featured earlier huh,

LOU77
May 10, 2009 at 5:13 pm

I can’t wait to see what they do with the rest of that garbage on the shelf other than a terminator leaf blower…

dsmnogames
May 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm

they took it a bit literally when they heard turbo s spool off the exhaust gasses!

03vnmous
May 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Check out my new exhaust turbo whistles.. just got them of ebay.. makes it sound like I have a real turbo

KUNTRY01
May 10, 2009 at 4:30 pm

Ok so you got the turbo thingy done, now lets work on that suspension.

KUNTRY01
May 10, 2009 at 4:26 pm

Ahh, there they are, ive been looking for my door stops for the longest.

WRX7182
May 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm

quietest turbos ever.

rcfolife
May 10, 2009 at 3:40 pm

I ordered twin turbos off ebay and got these leaf blowers instead.

Kicker_Neon_3
May 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Turbo-netics first forced induction kit for a snapper…

Kicker_Neon_3
May 10, 2009 at 3:21 pm

Now I just gotta hide the NOS.

Kicker_Neon_3
May 10, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Only you know your car isnt “Naturaly Asperated”.

z28joey
May 10, 2009 at 2:33 pm

Hey Earl, come check a look at what Jim-Bob done did!

impulsive613
May 10, 2009 at 1:55 pm

mounting the oil lines was actually the hard part.

jakeoster
May 10, 2009 at 1:50 pm

The muffler shop thought I was wasting my money but it works great! Although I havent actually tested it yet…

g_rod
May 10, 2009 at 1:39 pm

Now I can finally drift my car to the left!!! Yeahhhhh!

Devil_dog_switch
May 10, 2009 at 12:10 pm

“Let the guys at the shop tell me I don’t know what CUSTOM is, ha these rear mount turbos will be the envy of them all, hahahahahahahaha.”

SlikkStylez
May 10, 2009 at 12:01 pm

“Let’s see Luke Skywalker’s Landspeeder go up against THESE!”

codylee6969
May 10, 2009 at 11:35 am

fail once shame on the instruction manual fail twice shame on me.

unmarkedR32
May 10, 2009 at 11:12 am

now, where do you stuff the intercooler?

CADILLACBOYZ
May 10, 2009 at 10:57 am

EPIC FAIL

mianodrac
May 10, 2009 at 10:42 am

Apparently, Bob misunderstood when told that the usage of turbos had been “exhausted”.

moorethanenuff
May 10, 2009 at 10:33 am

I don’t know whats gonna happen when ya hit the gas…but it’s gonna be BIG!

Lucky23
May 10, 2009 at 10:27 am

Game over man, Game Over!

camaroguy2007
May 10, 2009 at 10:16 am

Wife says to the husband, Honey have you seen my hairdryers?

moorethanenuff
May 10, 2009 at 10:16 am

This is how you cheat on “Pinks”

camaroguy2007
May 10, 2009 at 10:14 am

To Infinity and beyond!!!!!!

moorethanenuff
May 10, 2009 at 10:05 am

Actually they’re bongs. Pretty clever, huh?

90gsteggy
May 10, 2009 at 9:46 am

billy maze here and im selling these fine muffler turbos
you can put them on your bike
put them on your car
you can even put them in you house their easy to put under your bed and this time only if you order in the next 10 mins with throw in a second pair
FOR FREE!

Bingerhb
May 10, 2009 at 9:33 am

Now Skate Borders Can Compete In The Saltflats!!!

1rstgendsmfan
May 10, 2009 at 8:49 am

The Turbo – Giving rich people something to do since 1905

Jotonith
May 10, 2009 at 8:47 am

This gives a new definition to what a waste gate means.

Jotonith
May 10, 2009 at 8:41 am

Hovercraft time!

1rstgendsmfan
May 10, 2009 at 8:36 am

Did you hear Tim Taylor is building a super car?

1rstgendsmfan
May 10, 2009 at 8:31 am

88 MPH here we come!

kschwartz29
May 10, 2009 at 8:15 am

Tired of following the crowd, I was too. I had flowmasters on my full size chevy, only to realize so did everybody else. So with two turbo systems and a tweleve pack I invented the Blowmaster. Thats right the Blowmaster will not only give me that unique sound, it will also give me more power than the Flowmaster. The only problem is, where do I mount them big son of a guns.

Twinturboexhaust
May 10, 2009 at 8:13 am

YES NOW I CAN BE LIKE NASCAR!

Twinturboexhaust
May 10, 2009 at 8:11 am

Have you always wanted your car JDM? Japan released their newest twin turbo, dual exhaust kit, so you can put a use to that JDM emblem, and people don’t even know you have turbo.

280Zado
May 10, 2009 at 6:46 am

Now over here we have our SuperDoper Delux XXL Turbo Exhuast System II.

pomomp
May 10, 2009 at 5:34 am

Honda owners: taking stupidly loud exhausts to new extremes.

eldgebroni
May 10, 2009 at 5:31 am

1st entry
sir, the pentagon just called… the machines have just become self aware…

2nd entry
optimus, you are going to need these if you plan on defeating megatron…

1rarejbody
May 10, 2009 at 5:29 am

Hey honey, why’s my back seat on fire?

toyotagoose
May 10, 2009 at 5:09 am

Is this part of a new doublemint gum commercial?

DRCHRYSLER
May 10, 2009 at 3:49 am

Hence, the need for muffler bearings!

beefyboy242
May 10, 2009 at 2:57 am

nah, man, they ‘aint turbo’s, them’s some rockets on my tail pipe. I get 12 miles to the gallon on the freeway now!

StickShiftRick
May 10, 2009 at 12:40 am

This ‘oughta straighten out the loss of power I had after I installed my O-pipe exhaust.

DJEZ016
May 9, 2009 at 9:53 pm

Adladin had he the magic carpet……

Billy bob and jim bo have the boosted cardboard

04coloradoLS
May 9, 2009 at 8:31 pm

Gotta take it to shop so they install it on my new lawn mower

brivan
May 9, 2009 at 8:26 pm

Let me know if Magnaflow calls!

jrserrano
May 9, 2009 at 8:25 pm

The world’s first Turbo-Stretch penis pump TSP version 1. Just insert your limp stick into the tailpipe and 2 seconds later BAM you’re hung like King Kong and ready to “Smash”!. The Turbo-Stretch easily mounts to your bathroom counter top in seconds, allowing you to shave or brush your teeth while pumping away. Don’t waste anytime! Buy one now and we’ll send one for your buddy, FREE!! Just in time for your “Smash-a-thon party! Guaranteed to please!! All we need is your penis size and YOUR Buddy’s!! all for ONLY 1 easy payments of $9.95! (+$899 shipping & handling). *not responsible for results after 2 seconds* ORDER NOW!

brivan
May 9, 2009 at 8:24 pm

If i’d thought it through i’d know where to put the Y’Pipe

brivan
May 9, 2009 at 8:22 pm

Watch out for that rock,,you”l knock one of my turbos off!!

unrealgeforce
May 9, 2009 at 7:57 pm

lmfaoooo at PIchillin456

tunerman626
May 9, 2009 at 7:50 pm

we have all heard of the cherrybomb turbo 2
THE NEW AND IMPROVED CHERRYBOBMB TURBO3!!!!

PIchillin456
May 9, 2009 at 7:47 pm

Introducing The Turbo-dry muffler 3000-The Turbo-dry muffler 3000 turbocharges the air coming out of your muffler and puts it to good use as a blow dryer. The Turbo-dry muffler actually allows you to work on your car AND dry your hair all while potentially killing you! AMAZING! And it’s so easy to use! just turn on your car, dry, and die. It’s THAT simple. For a limited time buy one lethal Turbo-dry muffler 3000 and get another one ABSOLUTELY FREE!(limited-time offer)-all for ONLY 3 easy payments of $19.95! (+$1,250 shipping & handling). ORDER NOW BEFORE SUPPLIES RUN OUT!

PIchillin456
May 9, 2009 at 7:44 pm

Introducing The Turbo-dry muffler 3000-The Turbo-dry muffler 3000 turbocharges the air coming out of your muffler and puts it to good use as a blow dryer. The Turbo-dry muffler actually allows you to work on your car AND dry your hair all while potentially killing you by carbon monixide poisoning! AMAZING! And it’s so easy to use! just turn on your car, dry, and die. It’s THAT simple. And for a limited time buy on lethal Turbo-dry muffler 3000 and get another one ABSOLUTELY FREE!(limited-time offer)-ONLY 3 easy payments of $19.95 (+$1,250 shipping & handling). HURRY BEFORE SUPPLIES RUN OUT!

7urtle
May 9, 2009 at 7:04 pm

now i can change my muffler bearing grease with ease

Rangerboii
May 9, 2009 at 5:54 pm

i didnt know their producing external muffler bearings now, damn

Pitstick
May 9, 2009 at 5:50 pm

after the carstem research people agreed it wasnt gonna work.

GTwildfire
May 9, 2009 at 5:23 pm

the controvercial Cold Fusion in a muffler theory has regained interest lately.

GTwildfire
May 9, 2009 at 5:20 pm

He just learned to weld and we had some really expensive parts laying around the shop and uh…

GTwildfire
May 9, 2009 at 5:18 pm

I use these to entertain the folks after eatin’ a couple bowls of my wife’s 5 alarmer chili…

Bikerxgames540
May 9, 2009 at 4:49 pm

This is what happens when you give ricers an STS turbo kit.

Ghostznightmarez
May 9, 2009 at 4:28 pm

i didnt have room under the hood with my fluxcapacitor so i had to put them on the mufflers

HighOnMaui
May 9, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Here are the liquid-fueled rocket motors for my honda-civic lunar rocket.

chadfo
May 9, 2009 at 3:52 pm

I mounted the turbos on the exhaust just like you said boss.

firstgencamaro69
May 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm

This along with the stickers on my car should quadruple the horsepower!

zequi3tc
May 9, 2009 at 3:06 pm

And now our new male enhancement pump.

74Furyous
May 9, 2009 at 3:01 pm

McLaren were fined, penalized and suffered irrepairible damage to their name but they have finally decoded those Ferrari technical documents. They was punk’d!

StreetDemonzCC
May 9, 2009 at 2:16 pm

Someone got the wrong idea for a turbo exhaust.

fixdaserver
May 9, 2009 at 1:51 pm

so that’s what they mean by “in through the out door.”

Chevyboy4
May 9, 2009 at 1:33 pm

the newest exhaust set up for ricers

camaro480
May 9, 2009 at 12:31 pm

This was part of the design process for the STS rear mount turbo kits.

skiman88
May 9, 2009 at 12:27 pm

So thats what that would look like ! Yea I finally did it I made my hamster cage out of old car parts saved myself some cash

HPLOTTO7
May 9, 2009 at 12:18 pm

After all this is install
I am considering taking you to MARS with me.
Wanna come?

Resurrected_Z28
May 9, 2009 at 12:10 pm

thegift_curse,

HA! That’s a good one!!! Wooot wooooo!

OTtheRealestRX-8
May 9, 2009 at 11:16 am

CHEECH AND CHONG presents THE TURBO BONG!!! 50psi BOOST straight to the dome

OTtheRealestRX-8
May 9, 2009 at 11:09 am

I DON’T KNOW CAPTIAN IT LOOKS TO BE SOME SORT OF CLOAKING DEVICE!!!–SCOTTIE

skylak65310
May 9, 2009 at 11:09 am

Now where do I put the electronic cutouts???

ROUGE180
May 9, 2009 at 10:57 am

My wife said I couldn’t do it …. So I did it anyway.

L0w3r55
May 9, 2009 at 10:24 am

I’ve finally mastered the flux capacitor!

L0w3r55
May 9, 2009 at 10:24 am

FAIL

shreff99
May 9, 2009 at 10:12 am

I just installed twin turbos on my Eclipse..This is going to make crazy power now! Not bad for a first time do it yourselfer ;) I saved myself a chunk of change by doing it all by myself.

07Stealth350Z
May 9, 2009 at 10:08 am

So that’s where the Veyron is hiding its 2 extra turbos.

07Stealth350Z
May 9, 2009 at 10:07 am

With this new setup on my 3000-GT VR4, I will now have the worlds first Quad Turbo import. Watch out Buggati, here I come!

askyourmoma
May 9, 2009 at 9:50 am

Will that is done, now time to mount these brand spanking new 3 inch chrome tips, to the engine.

askyourmoma
May 9, 2009 at 9:48 am

And they say it couldnt be done, HA’ how you like me now ‘Haters

thegift_curse
May 9, 2009 at 9:41 am

Bubb Rubb would say that exhaust go woo wooooo!!

apkeller6879
May 9, 2009 at 9:37 am

i’ve been waiting forever for a twin turbo set up for my ’83 4×4 camaro with 6 inch lift. finally got it!

Tune_It_Up
May 9, 2009 at 9:33 am

Turbo Exaust what will the world come up with next

Tune_It_Up
May 9, 2009 at 9:32 am

the super duper exaust…Will increase your horse power by 100+.
faster air out the exaust.
bigger louder noise.
lol

Tune_It_Up
May 9, 2009 at 9:30 am

the vroom vroom on your boom boom

LedZeppelin
May 9, 2009 at 9:28 am

No you see, here’s the intructions…you take the down pipe and run it over here, that cross beam goes like this , see, and then this turbo shell fits on here like this and then you take this piece over here…..I dont really know what this does, but it fits on here like this. And then you weld this gizmo up on here like this and pull thes support member down over here, and somewhere, the return tube is supposed to fit on the intake up here, and ….well, there you have it. Take the whole assembly and ….now you have to be carefull here, open the hood and carefully, as not to scratch the paint…wedge it into the engine compartment like so, and there should be enough room to fit both assemblies as you have built them into the engine compartment of the Geo Metro no problem….

LedZeppelin
May 9, 2009 at 9:20 am

It didn’t do anything for my top end performance, but it sounds like a Lear Jet!

LedZeppelin
May 9, 2009 at 9:19 am

Twin Turbo Mufflers designed by Tim Taylor. Seek additional information by calling the offices of *Tool Time* at phone #555-……

cbeech316
May 9, 2009 at 8:52 am

So,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WHAT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BUT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HOW,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AND WHY………………????? Oh I get it, this is what Paul Walker really built in the Nissan Skyline build scene from Fast & Furious 4,,,,man that fancy camera work had me fooled!

BSan350
May 9, 2009 at 8:03 am

“I just got done installin’ my new turbos, but I’m not feelin’ da power everybody says you get from these thangs!”

Yanzo
May 9, 2009 at 7:56 am

lmao at lowtryx.

f**k engineers, this is how average joes do it

foilfreak93
May 9, 2009 at 7:34 am

Megivers gone a bit too far this time.

theluxurycrew
May 9, 2009 at 7:25 am

PIMPED OUT POTATO GUUUUNNNNN!

rcicustoms
May 9, 2009 at 7:16 am

blow your leaves on my side of the fence will ya. i got something for for there asses…garth you grab that one ill grab this one well show them……….

rcicustoms
May 9, 2009 at 7:04 am

well jethro , i think this is how they made that bugati so fast, but im still having a hard time figuring out where to put the 4th radiator on the mustang…..

Ghostznightmarez
May 9, 2009 at 6:32 am

sick and tired of trying to work on your turbo under a cramped hood,, well we solved that,, now you can work on them in your trunk

piston454
May 9, 2009 at 5:25 am

The new and improved Cherry Bomb Turbo…. get one at your local Canadian Tire or Part Source today!

inner_logic
May 9, 2009 at 5:11 am

Now I can show those Vespa bastards what my moped is REALLY made of!

sqeauly44
May 9, 2009 at 4:43 am

This will work..I’m sure of it..Now all i have to do is remove all the interior to install these BAD BOYS n run the pipes back to the Motor.Next Project is a Rocket powered Mini

RockShox
May 9, 2009 at 4:00 am

literally… Turbo Muffler

hasone2
May 8, 2009 at 11:29 pm

Wonder if he owns a DeLorian? Going to be so disappointed when he finds out there is no such thing as a flux capacitor or jigawatts.

The beginnings of the greatest potato launcher or the worst great idea a stoner ever had.

Chrysler execs where not enthused after there first meeting with FIATs compact car R&D.

BlueSapphire7981
May 8, 2009 at 11:14 pm

I remember seeing an episode on the Speed Channel (Super Cars Exposed) refering to a guy that manufactures aftermarket addons for Corvettes. The guy upgraded his Z06 to a twin turbo to putting out over 700HP. His turbo setup wasn’t built under the hood, it worked off of his exhaust, simular to this picture.

VF1Skullangel
May 8, 2009 at 10:34 pm

WOW Somebody wanted an STS Turbo system!.

PassatW8
May 8, 2009 at 9:45 pm

And now how the (beep) do i run the “cold air” intake pipe?

boost_pimpin
May 8, 2009 at 9:37 pm

“DUDE, WHERE’s MY CAR?” OTHER TURBO; ” SWEET.”

___nes___
May 8, 2009 at 9:24 pm

You know you’re a redneck when…

masterhec0
May 8, 2009 at 9:20 pm

twin turbos? your doing it wrong!

gt280z
May 8, 2009 at 7:50 pm

Not Flow-masters but Go-masters…

Y2KESPRIT
May 8, 2009 at 7:42 pm

Twin Turbo EGR silencer

crazlaxfan
May 8, 2009 at 7:39 pm

Shove a potato in this pipe and see what happens.

armada8800
May 8, 2009 at 7:36 pm

my neighbors were complaining about my turbocharged car being to loud………. this is my solution

Skalera
May 8, 2009 at 7:34 pm

Redneck Twin turbo

bryan163
May 8, 2009 at 7:24 pm

Finally… A turbo muffler that lives up to its name.

deepwater805
May 8, 2009 at 7:02 pm

Just wait till I get these stage two puppies strapped under my 72′ Pinto. Then I’ll blow the doors off that B210 bastard down the street….

Flavorade
May 8, 2009 at 7:01 pm

Spanish Turbo Charging!!

4Motion4g63t
May 8, 2009 at 7:01 pm

Cletus, So you thought I was Bull Shitting when I said I need to change My Muffler Bearings …..

pttransamdriver
May 8, 2009 at 7:00 pm

HeHeHe now we just mount these puppies to the back of those bathroom hand dryers and start the camera!

berad28
May 8, 2009 at 6:59 pm

we cant make this offer all day but with additional 5000 will give you a moter so you can screw that up to,batteries not included call now you 8. 1. 2.

corolla_garcias
May 8, 2009 at 6:59 pm

helping the enviroment? why hybrids cars? with these universal twin turbos megacharged you dont even need an engine. instruction included dont need professional installation. get them before they are gone. limited edition. save money, save the world.

jwise36
May 8, 2009 at 6:59 pm

i wanted a blow job
but not on my exhaust pipe!

jwise36
May 8, 2009 at 6:58 pm

you mean they dont go on like that?

thegarbear05
May 8, 2009 at 6:38 pm

the exhaust is going to power the turbos its like volants exhaust systems

NERONOCTUS
May 8, 2009 at 6:29 pm

Next generation dual function turbo setup… not only does it add horsepower it keeps the back seats nice and toasty!!! Order yours today!

lilredz24
May 8, 2009 at 6:12 pm

This is the Stage 2 custom STS turbo system i got off ebay. If you would like i can order another set for your car and we would have the fastest cars on the west coast!

IRA_McC
May 8, 2009 at 6:07 pm

They said these go on my exhaust……

Darker_Zero
May 8, 2009 at 6:02 pm

I like to see those yard varmits git’ away from the grass cutter now!

HondaWonderBoy
May 8, 2009 at 6:00 pm

Wow this gut must have graduated from the national retard college.

24pistonscc
May 8, 2009 at 6:00 pm

He must be trying to achieve a pointless car mod award so he can add it to his other stupid inventions

HondaWonderBoy
May 8, 2009 at 5:55 pm

HA! Call me a ricer NOW!

klbar2008
May 8, 2009 at 5:39 pm

avery nice great work simply bravooooooooooooo

sniper141
May 8, 2009 at 5:28 pm

TADA!!! The new and improved turbo system!!

SoonerDead
May 8, 2009 at 5:21 pm

Twin turboed exhaust… take *THAT* EPA

KriderRacing38
May 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm

What you see here is the graduate student’s senior project. You also know him as the person who designed another stupid creation: the Pontiac Aztech.

KriderRacing38
May 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm

Nope, it doesn’t work on a car, but it makes a hell of a lot of popcorn.

KriderRacing38
May 8, 2009 at 4:51 pm

I said I wanted Flowmasters, not Blowmasters!

74Furyous
May 8, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Dude, I barely have space under my hood to fit the turbo. Now I gotta squeeze the mufflers under there too?

RavenAegis45
May 8, 2009 at 4:48 pm

It’s Art? Ithas to be? I dont see it butIm sure of it, Why else would you put your turbo way back on the Muffler? I’ve got nothing else?

74Furyous
May 8, 2009 at 4:47 pm

But wait, there’s more! Purchase our new Shamwow turbo hairdryer for just $29.95 and we’ll throw in a second. Yes, we’re crazy! Must call within 20 minutes.

CarsonD
May 8, 2009 at 4:46 pm

I heard you like turbo lag so we put a turbo on your turbo so you can have turbo lag while you have turbo lag.

Alex Vickers
May 8, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Whatcha mean, it won’t work? I need to keep my mufflers cool.

90Chevyboy
May 8, 2009 at 4:29 pm

James bond turbo set up!

Ku316
May 8, 2009 at 4:03 pm

The best way to piss the person off that is driving behind you

Zadoks_dak
May 8, 2009 at 3:59 pm

“Turbo muffler..Check.. Now i need to make a supercharged turbo!”

Zadoks_dak
May 8, 2009 at 3:58 pm

“man.. maybe i should have checked and seen if my mufflers still worked before i did this”

1_eyed_bob
May 8, 2009 at 3:48 pm

“You got a turbo muffler eh? Hmm.. I have two”

Lowtryx
May 8, 2009 at 3:42 pm

“I’m sorry, what were you saying about your VTEC? I couldn’t hear you..”

BASHLINE
May 8, 2009 at 3:37 pm

install is easy as pie. just remove rear seat and cut out two 1′x1′ holes in the floor board to make room for the twins.

botjes
May 8, 2009 at 3:15 pm

with this upgrade id be running a quad turbo system very soon 1200hp to the wheels biotch

95BlckFirebird
May 8, 2009 at 3:06 pm

yea…not cool

green89
May 8, 2009 at 3:02 pm

******caps lock sorry*******
:current user is not on drugs,may be possible cause of the yelling:

green89
May 8, 2009 at 3:01 pm

ITS A STOLEN IDEA FROM THE DIESELS………

oldscoob
May 8, 2009 at 1:49 pm

And this is what you do to the 90hp subaru ea82 airplane to enter red bull racing championships.

DJCRAZYACE
May 8, 2009 at 1:47 pm

This is what im putting on my Lawnmower car next week!

He told me he wanted twin turbo for his Honda Si.

You think this is cool, you should see how i made my cold air intake.

mustang_lover66
May 8, 2009 at 12:15 pm

Someone took the term “turbo muffler” a tad too seriously

mustang_lover66
May 8, 2009 at 12:14 pm

Here’s a sneak peek at Magnaflow’s new line of Turbo Mufflers.

Unklejoe
May 8, 2009 at 11:57 am

twins

Unklejoe
May 8, 2009 at 11:56 am

Pamela Anderson standing behind a tree

Unklejoe
May 8, 2009 at 11:52 am

~~weld this to you pipe and smoke- em’~~

Biggunna
May 8, 2009 at 11:14 am

For Sale: Twin Turbo, Dual exhaust system with custom welded pipes. ESTIMATED 250 hp to the wheels! $1000 OBO I am a marketing student and need money for college, my loss is your gain!

titansfootball27
May 8, 2009 at 10:24 am

Yeah this is the phase one of making my whole car twin, next is the twin motor I just gotta figure out how to put to four bangers together

Maffew
May 8, 2009 at 10:17 am

* in before lame and useless “priceless” quote *

snowboarding125
May 8, 2009 at 10:17 am

Isnt this what you meant by turbo mufflers?

Maffew
May 8, 2009 at 10:16 am

If you think this is tight, you should see where I put the intercooler…

Maffew
May 8, 2009 at 10:14 am

Yo dawg, I heard you like turbos….

SouthernGuy8503
May 8, 2009 at 10:02 am

invented****

SouthernGuy8503
May 8, 2009 at 10:01 am

i am a GENIUS, i envented the first ever twin muffler mounted turbo setup!!! truth is i just didn’t have anough room in my Geo for a turbo

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