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June 12, 2009
Caption Contest!
By Rob Einaudi
Editor-in-Chief
You know the drill: Come up with a caption for the picture below by noon PST next Thursday. If you submit the funniest one, we’ll send you some CarDomain swag. Three entries per member max. Good luck!

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Ritheguardian
Jun 27, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Uh…. crap
cyclonesworld
Jun 25, 2009 at 9:08 am
I’ve got a great caption!
Stop stealing other peoples pictures and posting them for your own profit.
Best caption ever.
1_eyed_bob
Jun 15, 2009 at 3:48 pm
the memo said suit and tie.. not black suit and tie
ThunderShred
Jun 15, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Sucks the color right out of the room…
leojmcca
Jun 15, 2009 at 12:56 pm
What, did Bumble Bee take a turd
leojmcca
Jun 15, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Don’t eat the yellow snow….or Lotus
pttransamdriver
Jun 15, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Crap! this throws off our alphabetical parking order.
EvilgeniusN01
Jun 15, 2009 at 11:21 am
these are the gayest captions ever, you all suck
cisnerosjacob
Jun 15, 2009 at 10:46 am
To keep my self happy I buy cars. To keep her happy I buy the ones that she wants. This time its all about me and my true colors inside; take that woman. Crap! I forgot to buy the milk.
vincenzo53
Jun 15, 2009 at 10:29 am
Lotus vs “THE CRAZY 88″
Kill Bill Vol. -1
cisnerosjacob
Jun 15, 2009 at 10:27 am
Here is my picture. No, no, thats not me Im the one behind the camara. So what do you look like?
Celica_Crazy
Jun 15, 2009 at 10:23 am
#1 Whats up my niggas?
#2 “1 out of 18 cars has the park-ins disease” as showed above.
cisnerosjacob
Jun 15, 2009 at 10:23 am
What I said is that I was a convertible. You where the one who assumed I was yellow. I’m in back right there, in white. You see this is why I hate blind dates, No one is ever honest.
jtscaddy
Jun 15, 2009 at 9:58 am
are they waiting for me to take my top down? I hope they like my seats they are new
TheGrayTone
Jun 15, 2009 at 9:47 am
1)….awkward….
2) “is my gas cap open or something”
3) …just stay still their vision is based on movement.
Faran05
Jun 15, 2009 at 8:45 am
I always feel like, somebody is watching meeeeeeeeeee
Commandercoco7
Jun 15, 2009 at 8:04 am
I’m assuming this isn’t the auditions for Cars 2?
zx2fastforu
Jun 15, 2009 at 7:50 am
One of these things is not like the other…
One of these things just isn’t the same…
zx2fastforu
Jun 15, 2009 at 7:44 am
oh i am sorry is this a black tie affair?
KustomKiely
Jun 15, 2009 at 7:03 am
The automobile version of playing Pac Man. The ghosts have him cornered!
fordork
Jun 15, 2009 at 6:38 am
“alright c’mon now, back up! i know i know, just move it, let me through…”
pttransamdriver
Jun 15, 2009 at 6:01 am
I suppose your all wondering why I called you here tonight, we’re here to discus my rouge brother, the Tesla roadster….
moorethanenuff
Jun 15, 2009 at 5:04 am
1) Isn’t this casual Friday? I’m soooo embarrassed!
2) He’s not gay, just alittle flamboyant.
3) You mean I’m gonna stay this color?!!!
gtbic96
Jun 15, 2009 at 3:53 am
This is what Jackie Chan must have felt like on the set of Rush Hour.
cv123
Jun 14, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Reminds me of a Coldplay song…
GTRANGER
Jun 14, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Introducing Pixar animations newest film about a young new rapper trying to make it in the wrong neighborhood. “CARS-THE LIFE OF EMINEM”
GTRANGER
Jun 14, 2009 at 11:11 pm
OK! I get it! I’m screwed! Man…this is the worst game of hide and seek EVER!!
SlikkStylez
Jun 14, 2009 at 10:24 pm
“i’m sorry to tell you all this but, i’m your daddy…”
Tom787B
Jun 14, 2009 at 8:42 pm
“Pfft. Look at him. He thinks he’s so cool just because he shows up on the color spectrum.”
Tom787B
Jun 14, 2009 at 8:41 pm
“pfft. cute.”
martialblack
Jun 14, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Hey! No one said anything about an initiation…
MustangSmith8046
Jun 14, 2009 at 7:41 pm
“Oh Yeah? Well my big brother has a V8!!!”
Mazdajinxed
Jun 14, 2009 at 7:39 pm
cornered and out numbered the yellow lotus will have to rely on his agility and cunning.
fixdaserver
Jun 14, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Ya, dis vas ze fine neighborhood before das yellows moved in.
Flavorade
Jun 14, 2009 at 7:10 pm
#1: Wait, wait, Woah! What kind of party is this?
#2: Aston: You got my dignity?
Elise: You got my engine?
Bentley: Let’s just strip him and take his parts!
Royce: Bentley, Bentley; calm down. Check him for Nos.
sabreleaf
Jun 14, 2009 at 7:01 pm
What! I’m fine with my masculinity.
v8legend
Jun 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Aston Martin : ” what are you smiling at chump?”
___nes___
Jun 14, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Trickd3800 wins it!
PureBusiness
Jun 14, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Just wait till we get to shore…you’ll see!!!
PureBusiness
Jun 14, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Pick out the toughest one and simple kick his butt!
PureBusiness
Jun 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm
So there,,(little car)you think you got what it takes to make it into a James Bond film ‘eh???
Trickd3800
Jun 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm
#1 – The first rule of Race Club is, you do not talk about Race Club.
#2 – The second rule of Race Club is, you DO NOT talk about Race Club.
#3 – If someone says stop, Overheats, or Crashes, the Race is over.
#4 – Two cars to a race.
#5 – One race at a time.
#6 – No shirts, no shoes.
#7 – Races will go on as long as they have to.
#8 – If this is your first night at Race Club, you have to race.
TOPlamborghini
Jun 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm
i lol’d at Robb65′s!
scrizz
Jun 14, 2009 at 2:48 pm
“Statistics prove 1 out of every 15 cars suffers from coloring defects.”
“Lotus is still working out some bugs in the Chameleon Color Change system…”
“All models we manufacture come in black… this one came out Albino.”
“the court jester entertains castle leaders after the feast…”
“its an exclusive gentleman’s club, and Lady Lotus is working the poles”
“Tweety bird is back with a vengeance”
“Takashi Lotus came to the Afro Pick Bar to meet other yellow cars and drink Sake… little did he know, this was a black car bar, and they preferred forty ounce bottles of malt liquor…”
this was my first attempt at the captions contest…
baller247365
Jun 14, 2009 at 2:41 pm
i already beat that maybach in the corner whos next to fall?
Cal26Stang
Jun 14, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Sometimes its cool to be different?
ttenner
Jun 14, 2009 at 2:22 pm
When Billy filled up one of these guys after midnight he was surprised to find that it had turned into a Lotus and not a Gremlin.
kpgarfield
Jun 14, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Personality not appearance.
_95-FireBird_
Jun 14, 2009 at 11:09 am
So, glad to see so many of you make it out to the chronic depression meening.
Infiniti_G_rider
Jun 14, 2009 at 10:52 am
the minority in the group…
carboncrazy
Jun 14, 2009 at 10:34 am
hello mr.Bond!!!…..
ha_y_antuner
Jun 14, 2009 at 9:51 am
this isn’t where i left my keys……
02PurpleMonster
Jun 14, 2009 at 9:05 am
Hey guys relax. Its called photoshop
02PurpleMonster
Jun 14, 2009 at 9:03 am
Why is everything in technicolor?
02PurpleMonster
Jun 14, 2009 at 9:01 am
Rough neighborhood…
GM3800GT
Jun 14, 2009 at 8:14 am
Bow down to your leader!!!
Viperboy27
Jun 14, 2009 at 7:00 am
“Oh…ah, this…isn’t…the…showroom…”
CandyZ28
Jun 14, 2009 at 6:43 am
Wrong place, wrong time.
CandyZ28
Jun 14, 2009 at 6:40 am
Did I fart or something??
CandyZ28
Jun 14, 2009 at 6:38 am
I was all very clear now…NONE of them were his real father. And so the search continued…..
gtbic96
Jun 14, 2009 at 6:32 am
Look, I know I’m the new dog in the kennel, but Bentley, stop sniffing my ass!
Teh_Freak
Jun 14, 2009 at 6:25 am
Well uh… this is awkward.
74Furyous
Jun 14, 2009 at 5:31 am
Guys, sunshine, vitamin D. Give it a try.
kamaxsutra
Jun 14, 2009 at 5:04 am
Unknown to the fans of the Kill Bill series, Quentin Tarantino did film a british version of the movie.
vlad2102
Jun 14, 2009 at 2:35 am
Sooo, sexy booys, who’s the lucky guy tonight?
vlad2102
Jun 14, 2009 at 2:27 am
Can I please, please, pretty please, join your fraternity?
vlad2102
Jun 14, 2009 at 2:25 am
Hi! I’m new here!
Biggunna
Jun 14, 2009 at 1:41 am
Hey Mr. Wilsoooon!!! (I hope I don’t have to explain that one)
08iSt
Jun 14, 2009 at 1:39 am
HEY GUY! I just saw the awkward turtle stroll by and wanted to see whats up,…oh….
alwysk8ing
Jun 14, 2009 at 1:33 am
AAHHHH im surounded by sexyness
scrvntr
Jun 14, 2009 at 1:24 am
Bad Side of the neighborhood!!MOMMy!!
baller247365
Jun 14, 2009 at 12:29 am
Hi Haters
vlad2102
Jun 13, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Black D***s In White Chicks!
simon_r_gris
Jun 13, 2009 at 10:06 pm
the bitch doesn’t stop yelling
Robb65
Jun 13, 2009 at 9:16 pm
I taught I taw a putty tat.
Robb65
Jun 13, 2009 at 9:15 pm
What happens in fight club, stays in fight club
Robb65
Jun 13, 2009 at 9:14 pm
I’m not scared of you mutha…… well, except you Aston Martin, and maybe you Bently GT…other than that everyone else can kiss my little yellow tailpipe.
FusionPower
Jun 13, 2009 at 8:53 pm
*correction to below*
I was told this would be a costume party, not a black tie affair
FusionPower
Jun 13, 2009 at 8:52 pm
I was told this would be a costume part, not a black tie affair
BrandonBr00taliy
Jun 13, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Your just jealous because I’m yellow.
Bwright92
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:42 pm
really? so all you guys think you’re intimidating, well just look at me.i am the definition of “intimidation”. Ha
Vectorious
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Hath anyone theen my batheball?
BigMike3023
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Ohhh, were 4-banger’s not invited?!? Hehe (blush), I guess I’ll just be on my way then!
ayo_mazda6
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:26 pm
“Damn! i knew i shoulda gone with the black one
“
ayo_mazda6
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:22 pm
“SooOoo…you guys come here often?”
ayo_mazda6
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:22 pm
“haha uhhm…heyy guys..uh..mm…if I could just ..um..get through..ill be on my way..yea..maybe like..right through this region..maybe..or not..or uh..mm..lets see.. u know wat its cool il just chill right here..yyyeppp..uhh..gotta go! “
jusdvdmason
Jun 13, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I’m not gay just curious thats all
Alex Vickers
Jun 13, 2009 at 5:43 pm
So cream is the new black?
Alex Vickers
Jun 13, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Whoops there’s a silver car behind the pole.
NortherCali7OH7
Jun 13, 2009 at 5:31 pm
You hear that Mr. Anderson?… That is the sound of inevitability… It is the sound of your death… Goodbye, Mr. Anderson
AjVoEhRnY
Jun 13, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Im the sunshine on a cloudy day bitch!!!! LOL
AjVoEhRnY
Jun 13, 2009 at 5:00 pm
oh sorry i didn’t know this is a James Bond costume party.
Quick-Silver
Jun 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Aston Martin: “Man That Little Lotus Sure Can Make My Turbo Spool”
Bentley: “Oh Yeah, She’s Gettin My Heated Seats REAL HOTT”
Aston Martin: “HEY BABY Do A Little Spin Around That Pillar For Us”
Bentey: “Take Your Top Off And We’ll Throw A Lil’ Premium Your Way!”
Lotus: “You Cars Are Pervs! I Should Of Known Better Than To Park In A Place Like This”
expo_on_24z
Jun 13, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Hey Mrs Elise, the ladies restroom is down the hall.
Trax_racing
Jun 13, 2009 at 3:06 pm
its like a white boy showing up in the hood by mistake he about to get beat down
4Wheelin_Forever
Jun 13, 2009 at 2:30 pm
It means Dorothy…that Kansas…is going bye bye.
4Wheelin_Forever
Jun 13, 2009 at 2:23 pm
POWER TO WEIGHT RATIO BITCHES!!
NUNHOTR
Jun 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm
What y’all looking at? You wanna piece of me, huh? My name may sound like a flower but y’all float like a caddy and I sting like a bee.
b4ttle_wag0n
Jun 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm
“I hope all of these other cars don’t have yellow fever!” said the lotus
RiceOnMyShirt
Jun 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm
reminds me of america’s obesity crisis.
xxxotiknightz
Jun 13, 2009 at 11:13 am
I am so underdressed
07Stealth350Z
Jun 13, 2009 at 10:22 am
British Beatdown!
cadillisiac98
Jun 13, 2009 at 8:37 am
Here in the Jungle of LA we find the black cars surrounding their prey. The poor slow Lotus has no chance to escape with its poor 4 cylinder engine.
GoudyStyle
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:45 am
Obama! What are you doing! “Obama says” IT IS TIME FOR CHANGE IN D.C.
palefacetsw
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:39 am
Someone ordered a bushel of mediocrity…..and I’m here to deliver…
palefacetsw
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:38 am
Hey guys….I don’t want any trouble….I was just wondering if anyone knows where a bar called The Baloney Poney is…..
palefacetsw
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:36 am
Hey…I didn’t know Richard Simmons parked in the Microsoft Executive parking garage…
ArchangelJeron
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:18 am
Mr. Anderson?
thegift_curse
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:18 am
THIS…. will not end well
shreff99
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:17 am
Looks like BumbleBee is surrounded by the Deceptacons! Someone call Optimus Prime in, quick!
shreff99
Jun 13, 2009 at 7:15 am
They yellow Lotus looks like he’s gonna get his tailpipe kicked in by the mafia of black cars. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time!
johnv92
Jun 13, 2009 at 6:58 am
who invited the guy from AIG?
milena00
Jun 13, 2009 at 6:55 am
It’s not about the dog in the fight, it’s about the fight in the dog and y’all about to get whooped.
cadethemule
Jun 13, 2009 at 5:51 am
Who parked their Go-Kart in the middle of all these nice rides?
rollakid690
Jun 13, 2009 at 4:18 am
“This doesn’t make me gay, okay?”
kbevere
Jun 13, 2009 at 3:44 am
Sooner or later, everyone at your job will know the truth about your income.
MMittens
Jun 13, 2009 at 1:57 am
The boss said he hired a new guy to get the job done quick and cheap during this recession i didn’t think he went that cheap
My_Maxim_girl
Jun 13, 2009 at 1:43 am
presenting the new bumblebee! whoop all yo asses
NA6OO7
Jun 13, 2009 at 1:37 am
SHIT !! am gonna get raped !!!
Biggunna
Jun 13, 2009 at 12:57 am
Come on guys it’s summer, you diversified your portfolios right?
bigboi08
Jun 13, 2009 at 12:27 am
we’re going streaking through the parking garage whos with me?
mauiwowi1809
Jun 12, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Hide-and-seek FAIL!!!
buhda0422
Jun 12, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Back To Main Lyrics Page
One
One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It’s the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you’ll ever know
Yes, it’s the saddest experience you’ll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two
It’s just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday
One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
It’s just no good anymore since she went away
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
JDR1990
Jun 12, 2009 at 10:45 pm
the bently man i ran out of dollar bills to throw at the blond can i borrow some!!!
youthfuldog131
Jun 12, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Oops. Sorry guys wrong parking lot.
CPmurkage
Jun 12, 2009 at 10:13 pm
CAR 1 – “Wow, somone needs to tell that car he does not belong here.”
CAR 2 – “YEAH, that silver Bentley back there sticks out like a sore thumb”
RavenAegis45
Jun 12, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Oh too the Jet Lee comment below, it would Be better as Bruce Lee in the Yellow Bikers Outfit which got a big foot print on it from Kareem Abdul Jabbar lol
RavenAegis45
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:58 pm
A lonesome Adolescent amongst Man eating Suits lol
armada8800
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:48 pm
seriously we need to work on communication
FEELINGFRESH
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:36 pm
damit wrong paint job again, why do i always do this?
albania_fier
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:26 pm
looks like jet lee is sorrounded by some black henchmen!
Ja-MiLLz
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Hey don’t look at me like that. It was either this or the pink one. They were all out of black
toyotagoose
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Anything but the words Gang Bang…
Ja-MiLLz
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Hey don’t gang up on me. Don’t you know I will kick all of ya’ll Axles.
SMACK!!!
All right Which one of you Bentleys hit me.
Nolaboi86
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Opps Im at the wrong club this must be an all black party!!!!
klwnryda187
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:34 pm
damn james bond extras
Antiapathetic
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:30 pm
hey.. this isn’t where I parked my car.
Kzapp92
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:20 pm
hey, do you know where the weight room is? ill check it out.
DarthMandingo
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Shawshank Redmption 2000: Say guys, look at the fresh meat that just came in. Hey, new guy, you like your $#!t pushed in? Your gonna be our little bitch tonight…
TOPlamborghini
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Has any of you seen my brother? Hes a small, yellow Porsche, kinda looks like me.
Hello?
GTon18s
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Has anyone seen my baseball?
phattacorider
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Ooops, wrong bar.
jonmdws
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:30 pm
in a world where everyone was the same…one dared to be different
TOPlamborghini
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:28 pm
This is exactly what it looks like.
ArtistikD42
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Lotus: im here for the gang bang,
Lotus:……uhh, im on the vip list,
Black Cars: roads closed pizza boy,
gdimpreza
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:03 pm
“all the other pokemon eventually grew up… poor pikachu.”
“lotus, we called you here because you have a problem. yes, this is an intervention…”
“damn it… how does he always find out about our parties!?”
(this caption contest is going to be a good one! i’m lovin’ so many of your quotes guys!)
wilton87
Jun 12, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Take me to your leader.
ArtistikD42
Jun 12, 2009 at 6:51 pm
jackie chan vs. the hood
coolcap202
Jun 12, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Dare to be Different -Lotus
BoydZCustomZ
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Where’s Waldo??????
ginkosu
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:24 pm
who got a picture of my garage!?!?!?!
theJIG18
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I spy with my little eye…something small, yellow, and about to be beat up my some blacks.
Corollaczy
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:16 pm
SPOT THE PANZY!!
white-pony
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:04 pm
“i spy…a girls car..”…ok ok that ones too easy
LedZeppelin
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:01 pm
There goes the niegborhood…all these young kids hopped up on Red Bull and Spongebob….
CPmurkage
Jun 12, 2009 at 4:58 pm
“look guys he wet him self” hahahahahah
LedZeppelin
Jun 12, 2009 at 4:56 pm
“That was your Idea Francis?? Get Her????”
LedZeppelin
Jun 12, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Scairt Yella……
(Scared Yellow….)
CPmurkage
Jun 12, 2009 at 4:47 pm
“We know which one is the new guy”
diyon25
Jun 12, 2009 at 4:45 pm
(rolls in and looks around) What the crap!! How come nobody called me?!?!
Adiggidy2001
Jun 12, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Oh yeah,it’s Bruce Lee’s “Game of Death” with cars! WAH-TAAHH!
ILLY-Sase
Jun 12, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Kill Car Vol 1.
amimorgan
Jun 12, 2009 at 3:19 pm
hi umm, is this the line to get gas
puhjay
Jun 12, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Damn wife can’t park worth Shit!!!!
drgnhrt1979
Jun 12, 2009 at 3:10 pm
How to tell who the new hire is at the FBI
XTZTwinTurbo
Jun 12, 2009 at 2:43 pm
want a sure fire way to get towed, or keyed? Here ya go.
XTZTwinTurbo
Jun 12, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Ugly paint job intervention. For the new little guy
rejybaby
Jun 12, 2009 at 2:42 pm
What? Everybody be doin it now?
GoudyStyle
Jun 12, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Bond! James Bond!
michaelnsusan
Jun 12, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Unlike you guys, I take a bath on Saturday.
DarthMandingo
Jun 12, 2009 at 1:52 pm
…what you BITCHES lookin’ at! You want some of me?! Get some….
midniteOG
Jun 12, 2009 at 12:27 pm
im not in kansas anymore….. =(
fixdaserver
Jun 12, 2009 at 11:36 am
“I wonder if I took a wrong turn in Albuquerque?”
dgaf88
Jun 12, 2009 at 11:35 am
I wonder if I took a wrong turn in Albuquerque?
shaved6
Jun 12, 2009 at 10:56 am
This is the strip club from the movie cars; it was called ‘Tiny Dancer’
shaved6
Jun 12, 2009 at 10:53 am
Aston to Bentley: “I think that guy just pissed himself because wasn’t he white a second ago”
oldscoob
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:27 am
hey look it’s a banana.
gtimegarage
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:20 am
“Look guys if this is about me using a Toyota four-banger I can explain…”
JTC180
Jun 12, 2009 at 9:09 am
We dont race your kind around here…
PathosBedlam
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:58 am
“Will you look at that, here I was thinking I couldn’t possibly eat another thing, and then along comes Dessert”
dgaf88
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:22 am
“Ok… Let’s dance.”
bigfazolie
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:17 am
I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day….
Tom787B
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:11 am
You in the wrong side of the hood now! May I suggest performing a legal U-turn when possible?
bbccaprice89
Jun 12, 2009 at 8:00 am
Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now.
bbccaprice89
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:57 am
kill bill meets cars.
Tcassa
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:47 am
I tawt I saw a puddycat!
Mulham
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:32 am
If Jet Li was a British sports car
SoonerDead
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:17 am
Everyone loves a blonde!
Esoteric18
Jun 12, 2009 at 7:12 am
Back off, you guys only have 4.9 second till i hit 60
EricShoHo
Jun 12, 2009 at 6:12 am
Oh,Drats…It seems that I have made a misake,you see I thought that today was yellow day for the P.W.O.A.M.(People With Obscene Amounts of Money)meeting
highspeedhijinks
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:35 am
Cars 2 : Caught speeding
NobiZero
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:35 am
Michael Richards. Even cars can’t escape him.
avidinha
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:31 am
excuse me, but you seem to be lost.
avidinha
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:30 am
one of these things is not like the other…
highspeedhijinks
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:29 am
Q always had a sence of humor when it came to what bond drove.
highspeedhijinks
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:27 am
The automotive equivalent to a Sausage fest.
HondaWonderBoy
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:15 am
wtf guys! you told me it was a dress up party!
DJs-zj360
Jun 12, 2009 at 5:04 am
Never really said too much
Afraid it wouldn’t be enough
Just try to keep my spirits up
When there’s no point in grieving
Doesn’t matter anyway
Words can never make me stay
Words will never take my place
When you know I’m leaving
Try to leave a light on when I’m gone
Something I rely on to get home
One I can feel at night, a naked light
A fire to keep me warm
Try to leave a light on when I’m gone
Even in the daylight, shine on
And when it’s late at night you can look inside
You won’t feel so alone
You know we’ve been down that road
What seems a thousand times before
My back to a closing door
And my eyes to the seasons
That roll out underneath my heels
And you don’t know how bad it feels
To leave the only one
That I have ever believed in
Try to leave a light on when I’m gone
Something I rely on to get home
One I can feel at night, a naked light
A fire to keep me warm
Try to leave a light on when I’m gone
Even in the daylight, shine on
And when it’s late at night you can look inside
You won’t feel so alone, ooh yeah!
Sometimes it feels like we’ve run out of luck
When the signal keeps on breaking up
When the wires cross in my brain
You’ll stab my heart again when I come along, yeah
Try to leave a light on when I’m gone
Something I rely on to get home
One I can feel at night, a naked light
A fire to keep me warm
Try to leave a light on when I’m gone
Even in the daylight, shine on
And when it’s late at night you can look inside
You won’t feel so alone
Try to leave a light on when I’m gone
Even in the daylight, shine on
And when it’s late at night you can look inside
You won’t feel so alone
DJs-zj360
Jun 12, 2009 at 4:58 am
We’ll teach you to come in Pussy Magnet Yellow little flower boy!!!
shaved6
Jun 12, 2009 at 4:27 am
um….hey..a..guys…do you..a..know where the..um..bathroom is?
b_daddyryhme
Jun 12, 2009 at 3:58 am
…there’s one in every crowd…
dragorphan
Jun 12, 2009 at 3:20 am
lord vader you will never turn me to the dark side.