Caption Contest!

tylersphile
Jul 20, 2009 at 12:52 am

Owner to Service Department: “Please get me in soon, I’m hearing an odd rattling from the front end”

THOMAS387
Jul 19, 2009 at 1:17 am

THIS SLIDES DEFINETELY FASTER THAN THE ONE AT MCDONALDS

cisnerosjacob
Jul 15, 2009 at 8:37 am

….saddly by a jury of his pears. —continued–

cisnerosjacob
Jul 15, 2009 at 8:35 am

Shortly after this picture was taken the owner of this car refused to drop the charges and liitle eddy was convicted of grand theft auto.

Ritheguardian
Jun 27, 2009 at 1:05 pm

For the “On-The-Go” Mom

alexisonfire_50
Jun 22, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Just Listen– http://www.myspace.com/whitewain

jjspike58
Jun 22, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Most women don’t like doing the whole DNA test so this one offered a ferrari to anyone who would claim this lil guy

jjspike58
Jun 22, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Rich Italians don’t leave their babies in baskets on your doorsteps, they put them in Ferraris in your driveway.

Vectorious
Jun 22, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Introducing the all new 2010 Ferrari Kangara.

JoeyDubs
Jun 22, 2009 at 2:07 pm

It’s got a Ram Air Baby!

therealmccoy
Jun 22, 2009 at 1:56 pm

Gone Baby Gone!

jtscaddy
Jun 22, 2009 at 1:29 pm

damn i think it is going to stain my paint get it out quick help!!!!!

goodellbrandon
Jun 22, 2009 at 12:45 pm

The New And improved child seat, Just in case It spontaneously rips in half the the enzo’s do!

Hotshot3070
Jun 22, 2009 at 12:38 pm

Ferrari’s first of its new line of Bio-fuel cars…and answer to an over populated world.

BahamianTuner
Jun 22, 2009 at 11:46 am

it’s going to take alot to buff this one out.

M45lover
Jun 22, 2009 at 10:43 am

This is how Dino Ferrari was born.

big_dodge_ram
Jun 22, 2009 at 10:42 am

How to wake up a still-birth baby, Italian style.

StealthHero95
Jun 22, 2009 at 10:40 am

Ya just know that someone is gonna try and put this on ebay with the claim that “the baby pocket hood scoop” will give you an extra 50 horsepower. Then we’re gonna see pics of this on a honda in a few weeks.

DecaturGaBoy404
Jun 22, 2009 at 9:42 am

1) Ferrari’s They will eat your children!
2) Price: Your First Born!!!
3) Somebody really did LOVE their car and here’s the proof!

jorge12879
Jun 22, 2009 at 8:27 am

1) 400 hp and room for the WHOLE family
2) Power by Babies
3) Officer It came with the Car!!!

cuban_fellow
Jun 22, 2009 at 6:32 am

Now, that is the true meaning of shotgun…..

pttransamdriver
Jun 22, 2009 at 5:55 am

No its not where babies come from!…. its how “the Stig” came into being.

buncho13
Jun 22, 2009 at 5:39 am

….. and over here ma’am we have the ultimate in forward-facing child seats. While this one does cost a little more then ten thousand times the price of the Eddie Bauer model I just showed you, you just don’t quite get the stares that you do if your tike is in this one. You will be the talk of the town…..

melendez1107
Jun 22, 2009 at 5:19 am

ferraris are so expensive they better be good for something ??

GraveyG5
Jun 22, 2009 at 5:18 am

What? … ya, gimme a sec and it’ll be ready to roll… No I don’t need you to open the hood that’s fine… Sheesh grown ups are know-it-alls!

This is fine dad… but don’t even think about putting me anywhere near an enzo!!!

So is this my new potty? very ergonomic!!!

KustomKiely
Jun 22, 2009 at 5:17 am

The all new fully automated diaper changing Ferrari that can also be used to potty train.

moorethanenuff
Jun 22, 2009 at 5:06 am

1) I’ve heard of “test tube” babies, but this is ridiculous.
2) Honey I got the idea while watching Animal Planet.
3) Chihuahaua’s are out. Babies are the new celebrity status symbol.

J-KEYZ
Jun 22, 2009 at 4:26 am

LMAO

JDUBBS1524
Jun 22, 2009 at 4:25 am

and everyone thought the F50 was a two seater… now your wife can’t get mad at you for getting one by saying “and where is the baby going to sit?”

barlow5l
Jun 22, 2009 at 4:14 am

With the price of petrol these day’s it’s cheaper to power a car on babies!

jbrinkcivic
Jun 22, 2009 at 3:54 am

someone loves his car a little too much

Siouxicidal
Jun 22, 2009 at 1:21 am

Post Abortionist!

MBFE1979
Jun 22, 2009 at 1:10 am

Hush little baby, don’t you cry,
Mama’s gonna buy you a Ferrari slide!

3000GTO_Racer
Jun 21, 2009 at 9:18 pm

“Honey have you seen jr? I swear he was was here just a few seconds ago. Anyways sweetheart I am going to go out with the boys, I be home later on tonight!”

Think before you act, or else you might just find yourself hitting innocent children while your driving drunk.

The kid: “And Dad always tried to say that my dreams of ballin’ would never come true, well guess who is wrong now daddy!!!”

1yellowcav
Jun 21, 2009 at 8:51 pm

A baby? So thats why the ferrari was running weird.

1yellowcav
Jun 21, 2009 at 8:21 pm

Ferraris now available with direct methane injection

1yellowcav
Jun 21, 2009 at 8:08 pm

The worlds most expensive baby carrier.

Jade_Honda_Civic
Jun 21, 2009 at 7:49 pm

so thats were babies come from!

coolcap202
Jun 21, 2009 at 7:02 pm

“its just something about engines that calms me down”

peter314
Jun 21, 2009 at 6:01 pm

“…i think i found out why it feels like your losing grip at the front passenger corner at speed…”

carfreak809
Jun 21, 2009 at 5:00 pm

I’ll bet that thing “SCREAMS”!!!

Dom1013
Jun 21, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Prototype baby seating in sport cars worldwide in the works as we speak…no need to sell that roadster coupe because of a new born anymore!!

Call us at 1-800-KEEP IT!!

t-rey
Jun 21, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Sorry daddy, I thought it was our new slide.

Checkmyrims
Jun 21, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Introducing, the first Ferrari hybrid! The high output premium/baby piss racing engine will sure to excite all prospecting consumers! Just strap the baby under your hood, hook the peter to the tube, tell your baby to let it flow, and there you GOOOOO!!!!!!

Preston951
Jun 21, 2009 at 12:50 pm

New 2010 Ferrari Hybrid
100 headaches per baby (150 hpb highway)
0-born in 7 months
High insurance rate
High daily costs
Capable of manual labor if taken care of well
No depreciation!

Buy now, regret later!

Ghost350
Jun 21, 2009 at 12:03 pm

#1….. He shure aint crying anymore
#2….. and u thought he shit he shat him self alot b4..
#3….. Ferrari is experimenting with some new places to mount cameras for a commerical.. so we thought y not baby cam?

Trax_racing
Jun 21, 2009 at 11:51 am

whats under your hood

raine92
Jun 21, 2009 at 11:47 am

“Ferrari” The family friendly sportscar

Porsche577
Jun 21, 2009 at 10:57 am

I told you there was room for Johnny!

ecko147
Jun 21, 2009 at 10:02 am

now thats sum funny stuff

EricShoHo
Jun 21, 2009 at 9:09 am

New car feature…outboard baby seat,”its where the bad baby goes”

25j25
Jun 21, 2009 at 8:48 am

god thank ferrari for built in baby holders

StylinEddie
Jun 21, 2009 at 7:53 am

Hey Dude…There’s something hanging from your nose..Here’s a napkin get it….no…nope…still there…its still there…No its still there you missed it again.

gtbic96
Jun 21, 2009 at 4:33 am

Mr. Smith resented his wife for making him sell his Ferrari after the baby was born. His response, “if the car goes then the baby goes too!”

gtbic96
Jun 21, 2009 at 4:30 am

The best thing to keep falling leaves out of there during those warm autumn days.

gtbic96
Jun 21, 2009 at 4:24 am

Proof that some people are destined to grow up to be arrogant pricks.

1_eyed_bob
Jun 20, 2009 at 11:08 pm

DISCLAIMER: Not a DOT approved car seat.

willschevys10
Jun 20, 2009 at 11:01 pm

“Dodge brought back the Charger, Chevrolet brought back the Camaro, and now Ferrari is bringing back the Flinstones”

phattacorider
Jun 20, 2009 at 10:57 pm

I wonder if this will be on the cover of Times…

nvrenufedge
Jun 20, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Coming in 2010! Baby powered cars! You can up to 1,000 MPB! (miles per baby)

team5150
Jun 20, 2009 at 10:33 pm

Tonight on Discovery channel: How young is too young to send your child to tech school.

thegift_curse
Jun 20, 2009 at 10:13 pm

1. So THAT’S where babies come from…
2. Come on you can do it!! Revvvv!!
3. The easiest way to keep your baby warm!

bigc47906
Jun 20, 2009 at 9:55 pm

“Doc I think that flux capacitor is acting up again…it only wants me to feed it babies to make the DeLorean run.”

ROUSHV6101
Jun 20, 2009 at 7:53 pm

Baby Induction, 145 Horsepower Increase. (results may vary)

94_PGDSE
Jun 20, 2009 at 7:06 pm

I think I’ll name him Mercedes!

grannyricer
Jun 20, 2009 at 6:45 pm

daddy’s fingers are too big…just grab that loose wire…

Alex Vickers
Jun 20, 2009 at 5:51 pm

The functional cowl induction hood serves as a great substitute for a birth canal. The intake acts as a cleaning device to vacuum off the extra fluids from the vaginal opening.

Jaden539
Jun 20, 2009 at 4:16 pm

Baby #2 : I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth
Baby #1 : As that may be, I was born WITH A FERRARI AS A CRADLE, WHAT NOW BITCH????!!!!!

SuperSportyKid
Jun 20, 2009 at 3:42 pm

One more rev Ferrari and your going to have a baby boy

IBZINYA
Jun 20, 2009 at 2:07 pm

where Ayrton Senna came from…

Cadee
Jun 20, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Uhhh I thought the stork brought babies… :/

WickedStylez99
Jun 20, 2009 at 1:41 pm

hey when you cant find your green card you have to hide somewhere !

white-pony
Jun 20, 2009 at 1:18 pm

“hunny,i took the little brat on a pony ride like u asked, u happy!”

V6CHVET
Jun 20, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Rock-a-bye baby on the hood top!

420CEO
Jun 20, 2009 at 12:41 pm

The world’s fastest baby stroller!!!

reddragon1221
Jun 20, 2009 at 12:35 pm

“Ferrari” When we say two seater, we meant it !!!

HPLOTTO7
Jun 20, 2009 at 12:34 pm

ladies and gentlemans I present to you,
the quick and easy carseat of the future..

HPLOTTO7
Jun 20, 2009 at 12:32 pm

Happybirthday baby, I bought you what I always wanted when I was
your age..

reddragon1221
Jun 20, 2009 at 12:26 pm

2010 Ferrari BSE
“Britney Spears Edition”

reddragon1221
Jun 20, 2009 at 12:23 pm

“Ferrari” Born for speed !!! (Literally)

bluedevilop
Jun 20, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Quick!! If You Buy The Ferrari Now! You Will Also Recieve Your Very Own Baby!!!! See Store For Details, Limit One Per Customer, Limited Time Offer 06/20/2009–06/27/2009.

03CDKJ
Jun 20, 2009 at 11:54 am

Suckin babies out of strollers! Now that’s an air intake!

FEELINGFRESH
Jun 20, 2009 at 11:39 am

One baby can add 50 horsepower to any car!!!

killswitch_on
Jun 20, 2009 at 9:54 am

Lady’s and Gentlemen I present to you Ferrari’s very own Mobile Incubation Machine. No place to far, were always on your side.

Bruscomusco
Jun 20, 2009 at 9:48 am

Daddy’s Cradle

1_eyed_bob
Jun 20, 2009 at 9:47 am

Ferrari’s next generation drivers.. born from the heart of Ferrari engeneering.

GoudyStyle
Jun 20, 2009 at 9:35 am

Baby Says, I Just Sh*T Myself

My_Maxim_girl
Jun 20, 2009 at 9:35 am

Congratulations!!! its a baby boy.

killswitch_on
Jun 20, 2009 at 9:31 am

(FSMA) Ferrari’s Surrogate Mother Association

ihatemyxa
Jun 20, 2009 at 9:11 am

i guess he woke up in vegas

Tundraman10
Jun 20, 2009 at 8:53 am

I’m sorry but that is not even funny. The baby looks a giant booger hanging out of that Ferrari.

AUDIBOOST
Jun 20, 2009 at 8:53 am

the wife said to give the baby a bath ….

boost_pimpin
Jun 20, 2009 at 8:52 am

i hate them priceless comments. they are so stupid. but i like the this one,”
M-Ron
Jun 20, 2009 at 6:50 am
Shotgun!!!. I call Shotgun!!!”

that is funny.

turbos_are_cool
Jun 20, 2009 at 8:45 am

I hate when people do this to me…they think its so damn cute.

Cadee
Jun 20, 2009 at 8:36 am

Baby: “DUDE… WTF HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!?!?!”

HPLOTTO7
Jun 20, 2009 at 8:16 am

Honey the baby is craying, can you give him fresh air…!

HPLOTTO7
Jun 20, 2009 at 8:14 am

Who said babys dont have power?

md3rdgen
Jun 20, 2009 at 7:55 am

Now this is what Italians considers planning their child’s future.
A Ferrari F50 Why?
Built-in car seats (Infant)

Sliding board (Toddler)

Fast ass first Car (teen)

highspeedhijinks
Jun 20, 2009 at 7:36 am

You though I was joking when I said this car was a babe magnet !

M-Ron
Jun 20, 2009 at 6:50 am

Shotgun!!!. I call Shotgun!!!

palefacetsw
Jun 20, 2009 at 6:30 am

1. Brand new innovative baby-seat designs keep Ferrari on the cutting edge of safety.

2. “I was just rounding turn 5 at Button Willows when I heard a thud, and then I got out…..meet my newest son Enzo.”

3. “I’m so glad Ferrari has advanced the bird-strike testing to include larger animals…..”

DanTheManHA
Jun 20, 2009 at 6:24 am

Hush little baby don’t say a word, mama’s gonna buy you a brand new Ferrari.

BigBallinLSC
Jun 20, 2009 at 6:17 am

welcome to the price is right ! and for todays’ grand prize “u can win to BRAND NEW CAR ” AND FERRARI F 50 WITH A BABE INCLUDED !!! THAT BABY HAS NOAFFILLIATION WITH FERRARI BUT IT YOURS ! WHEN DOING 200 AND HE STARTS CRYING HE ASKS LIKE A SND BRAKING SYSTEM !!!

ITS 10 O’CLOCK DO U KNOW WHERE UR CHILD IS. . . .
YEA MINE IN MY FERRARI !!!

forty4wayz
Jun 20, 2009 at 6:08 am

Little Angelo suddenly realized that he wasn’t on the nice shiny slide at McDonald’s!

mywhiteangel
Jun 20, 2009 at 5:34 am

Ferrari…….$350.000
Baby……….$1,000,000
Having a built in car seat……..Priceless!

mywhiteangel
Jun 20, 2009 at 5:31 am

Babies and Goggles Not Included!

albania_fier
Jun 20, 2009 at 5:20 am

now for a limitied time offer get a free sweatshop baby for your cloting needs everytime you buy a ferrari!!

philly-accord
Jun 20, 2009 at 5:04 am

BABY got crazy wheels…
U cant see me…

philly-accord
Jun 20, 2009 at 5:01 am

forien babies are AWESOME!!!

DARKwave
Jun 20, 2009 at 4:08 am

If it’s not Bird Shit, it’s Babies.. God damn it!…

And you thought Britany’s driving habits were dangerous?..

With the Price they charge for that car they should throw in a few babies..

sephia28
Jun 20, 2009 at 3:27 am

“mom where’s my sunblock?!..this is a nice place to get my tan!”

sephia28
Jun 20, 2009 at 3:25 am

“mom tell dad i found his keys”

sevenK-E
Jun 20, 2009 at 2:24 am

supercharged BABY!!!

sabreleaf
Jun 20, 2009 at 12:26 am

Late term abortion.

lambolago12
Jun 20, 2009 at 12:14 am

Yeaaa, he’s a gangsta already…. hes straight from the hood!

07Stealth350Z
Jun 20, 2009 at 12:14 am

baby 17 yrs later: see guys, i told you ive sat in a Ferrari F50 before. well sort of.

MoparRob07
Jun 20, 2009 at 12:01 am

“hey mom, look what followed me home!! Can I keep it?”

mianodrac
Jun 19, 2009 at 11:58 pm

I’ll show that bastard where his child support payments are going! Now smile for Daddy!

HondaWonderBoy
Jun 19, 2009 at 11:35 pm

Nom-Nom-Nom! Babies makes me strong! Wait… or was that Bottles are for babies???

MaZdAtEnZa604
Jun 19, 2009 at 11:25 pm

Hey man…I just needed to air out his diaper.

07Stealth350Z
Jun 19, 2009 at 10:23 pm

VVVVVVVVVVVV Quick-Silver the engine is in the back dude. lol

Quick-Silver
Jun 19, 2009 at 10:03 pm

Oh Man….Not Again….Maybe My Intake Really Is A Little Too Strong…I Wonder How Many Miles I Drove With This Thing Suffocating My Engine.

monsternos17
Jun 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm

if you dont have a carseat…why not???

inner_logic
Jun 19, 2009 at 9:51 pm

Where else was I going to put him officer? He could have spit up on my alcantara seats! Do you have any idea what it would cost to get that out?

inner_logic
Jun 19, 2009 at 9:49 pm

Where else was I going to put him officer? He could have spit up on my alcantra seats! Do you have any idea what it would cost to get that out?

OddballStang
Jun 19, 2009 at 9:46 pm

But officer, junior just loves the wind in his hair.

punkrrocks
Jun 19, 2009 at 9:16 pm

Ferrari’s new invention… integrated baby seat. If you don’t want to listen to your baby cry the whole ride put them outside the car. Babies may die if in an accident or slam on the brakes too hard. Ferrari is not liable for these instances.

punkrrocks
Jun 19, 2009 at 9:13 pm

Damb another babies blocking my intake.

041167
Jun 19, 2009 at 9:10 pm

I been washing on this ferrari all day i needed to take a dump.

ampprodigystarr
Jun 19, 2009 at 8:40 pm

Its the Italian Britney Spears’ baby.

ampprodigystarr
Jun 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm

Talk about forced induction.

NWSilverado
Jun 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm

I’m speechless. Cardomain Staff you guys have your work cut out for you. I was laughing for a good 5 minutes after reading the 60 or so comments in here…. Great pic and good luck picking the winner!!!

1rstgendsmfan
Jun 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm

Shotty!

XTZTwinTurbo
Jun 19, 2009 at 8:08 pm

baby booger

XTZTwinTurbo
Jun 19, 2009 at 8:07 pm

This is almost as bad as the baby in a pipe.

fixdaserver
Jun 19, 2009 at 7:56 pm

yeah, no worries I found your keys. Stop leaving them on the dash, must’ve fallen thru the vent.

Here’s ya problem mame, someone dropped a binkey down this here intake..

raygon
Jun 19, 2009 at 7:48 pm

It fits!

trumpetplayer
Jun 19, 2009 at 7:39 pm

Stop babying the engine and lets see what this car can do!

fireball22
Jun 19, 2009 at 7:38 pm

Seriously, Enzo… just take him to Chuck E. Cheese and let him play on the slides there like all the other poor kids, will you?

rejybaby
Jun 19, 2009 at 7:33 pm

Ferarri’s new bio fuel!!!!!!!!!!!!

WMD4G63
Jun 19, 2009 at 7:22 pm

Screw the baby seat just put him on the hood vent!!

GTwildfire
Jun 19, 2009 at 7:06 pm

Is that an intake or a vent?

GTwildfire
Jun 19, 2009 at 7:06 pm

Hey I saw a spot on the car and I had to put the kid somewhere…

GTwildfire
Jun 19, 2009 at 7:04 pm

Mr Ferrari… don’t sneeze whatever you do.

Flavorade
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:40 pm

Awwww. Baby got a boogie!

RavenAegis45
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:26 pm

Hmmmm must have gotten stuck when on my way home from that baby Shower the other day

Trigga05
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:21 pm

Now i know why i was getting that crying sound every time i rev’d, atleast i no longer have a clog, and found my son at the same time

244cidStang
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:08 pm

Now thats an expensive child car seat. I need one of those, think the wife will approve?

244cidStang
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:07 pm

Child goes missing, meanwhile someone installs the wrong “Chip” in a Ferrari.

GTon18s
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:04 pm

-aftermarket horn
-custom baby toilet modification
-This will really catch the ladies attention

74Furyous
Jun 19, 2009 at 5:36 pm

Another of those rare shots of a mother adopting a youngling of another species.

74Furyous
Jun 19, 2009 at 5:33 pm

I hope for the owners sake that he can get this kid out himself. A Ferrari mechanic will charge a fortune!

74Furyous
Jun 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Well you know, cloth diapers are supposed to be good polishing rags.

LedZeppelin
Jun 19, 2009 at 5:17 pm

“Hehe….Dad will never find me here……”

“A really disgustingly perverted Whack-A-Mole”

“Don’ta Worrya Senor’a !! Vinny isa the besta we have-a for the intera coolera repaira!!

team5150
Jun 19, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Ferrari mechanics must start at an early age. Otherwise, they can’t keep up with changing technology!

no1dejfan
Jun 19, 2009 at 4:57 pm

damn, another spoiled rich kid.

gdimpreza
Jun 19, 2009 at 4:45 pm

“eighteen years from now he’ll be braggin’ how he was born in the hood”
“this is why you slow down in school zones!”
“i think i may have found the reason your f50′s been overheating”

pttransamdriver
Jun 19, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Baby: “I’ll be done with your throttle body in a sec sir”

pttransamdriver
Jun 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm

The new family friendly edition Ferrari, complete with slide and safety pocket for the young gear head in your life.

badassbillblass
Jun 19, 2009 at 3:46 pm

….so that’s why cops were following me

JesterK
Jun 19, 2009 at 3:39 pm

rockaby baby in the air vent…

PIchillin456
Jun 19, 2009 at 3:21 pm

They need to make those air intakes smaller b/c its really hard to get the babies that I hit in reverse out of them. If the intakes were smaller the babies would just slide off the hood and land on the ground in front of the car. That’d also let me get a clean getaway. I can just run the baby over and just floor it and poof im gone but with those big-ass intakes i have to actually get out of the car, get the baby unstuck, and throw it into the woods where no one would find it all before getting out of there.

Classified_Civic
Jun 19, 2009 at 3:15 pm

Even Farrari’s get white heads… Must be a teenager…

Classified_Civic
Jun 19, 2009 at 3:14 pm

I thought I felt a little congested…

NUNHOTR
Jun 19, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Haha pay up I told you he’d fit!

Dugginsjr3
Jun 19, 2009 at 2:48 pm

The new ferrari baby stroller

Dugginsjr3
Jun 19, 2009 at 2:47 pm

This is how Britney Spears walks her baby.

Dugginsjr3
Jun 19, 2009 at 2:46 pm

Whats that smell honey? Smells like shit! Where’s Jr?

DirtyBurgers
Jun 19, 2009 at 2:34 pm

I didn’t think this board was to flame other people out eh?

Sorry my mistake

O my god you’r Ferrari is eating my Baby!

no1dejfan
Jun 19, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Dirve, a Super car? Have a little one too? The new Ferrari baby seat. Buy now for only $350,000 USD.

kickfli12
Jun 19, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Dirtyburgers, you are an idiot. it is CLEARLY a Ferrari. That’s all i have to say at this moment.

DirtyBurgers
Jun 19, 2009 at 1:47 pm

O my god you’r Lambo is eating my Baby!

sarahsmile90
Jun 19, 2009 at 1:38 pm

The babysitter’s here..lets go.

Robb65
Jun 19, 2009 at 12:15 pm

How the rich and famous “Potty Train”

Robb65
Jun 19, 2009 at 12:13 pm

Must be what they mean by “Living in the Lap of Luxury”

Robb65
Jun 19, 2009 at 12:11 pm

And that my friends is how Mario Andretti got his start….. no really, it is!

highspeedhijinks
Jun 19, 2009 at 11:57 am

Wa la…. See I told you a Ferrari can be a practical family car, now can I buy it ?

diyon25
Jun 19, 2009 at 11:49 am

baby’s thoughts :”now this is wut i call ‘shotgun’.”

7urtle
Jun 19, 2009 at 11:48 am

first born-check
arm-pending
leg-pending

dilandau2004
Jun 19, 2009 at 10:45 am

I was wondering why was shifting like crap…

dilandau2004
Jun 19, 2009 at 10:43 am

Warning: This vehicle has powerful induction. Please keep small children away from intake ports.

TOPlamborghini
Jun 19, 2009 at 8:36 am

Talk about a fart can exhaust.

SouthernGuy8503
Jun 19, 2009 at 8:33 am

“honey did you leave the baby in the hood again, i told you about that, smells like shit coming out of the A/C”

3304hl
Jun 19, 2009 at 8:33 am

Yeh, Bobby had a bit of an accident and this is the fastest way I could think of to dry out his pants before his mom picks him up…

hotrod_heven
Jun 19, 2009 at 8:05 am

Someday he will be the pilot behind the wheel of this masterpiece.

MoparRob07
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:58 am

Yeah, the kid still looks Italian to me! LOL!

masterhec0
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:51 am

The new and improved stork version 2.

MattHayhurst
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:43 am

In order to comply with the emision standards, Ferrari has now devised a new, more reliable power source; baby droppings.

MattHayhurst
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:40 am

and now we know where babies come from!

DJs-zj360
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:18 am

Damn snot-nosed kids!

DJs-zj360
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:15 am

I swear that car use to be white!

DJs-zj360
Jun 19, 2009 at 6:14 am

Babies are worth about 110 octane, at least. Eighteen year old virgins have enough to blow your top off!!!

Bourkemaster
Jun 19, 2009 at 4:49 am

Hon, you know this car only seats two. If you and I are going, where else is the baby going to ride?

b_daddyryhme
Jun 19, 2009 at 4:05 am

Ferrari has new safety innovations for fussy babys.

ccthompson
Jun 19, 2009 at 3:44 am

New to this model, the new Ferrari runs on the gas omitted from dirty diapers. New babies included with sticker price.