Cool Cash For Clunkers Calculator

32223559
Jul 31, 2009 at 10:42 am

OH this is such a bunch of SH#T!!! My 1995 busted up Ford Taurus (The Tore A$$, as I lovingly call it) gets 21 MPG according the all of the Cash for Clunker websites as well as the gov. implemented sites. So NO, I am not a candidate for the rebate. How do you figure that one>?> Hellllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Biggunna
Jun 30, 2009 at 5:41 pm

After reading a few other inquiries I think this program is a little V8 discriminative!!!

Biggunna
Jun 30, 2009 at 5:39 pm

Whack! My 93′ shell of a mustang 4cyl is not eligible, but I can of course trade in my 8cyl for a discount on a focus hybrid??? No thanks

tunerman626
Jun 29, 2009 at 2:00 am

new cars suck and will fail, the economy will colaps ane EVRYONE WILL DIE!

its ok, were all a buch of haters and earth fuckers, we deserve it =]

my clunker looks good and runs like a rabbit on crack

ill drive it till the world ends XD

camarofreak30721
Jun 28, 2009 at 10:05 pm

Somehow my 1999 Cadillac Eldorado qualifies as a clunker… I don’t fucking think so…

74Furyous
Jun 28, 2009 at 5:29 pm

Hey, my 08 Bugatti Veyron will net me a cool $4500! And here I was thinking about Barrett Jackson. Thank you Ford!

shadowfox1761
Jun 27, 2009 at 5:06 pm

my ranger can get 4500 but thats less then what i could sell it for as the kbb value is 48 i think

SouthernGuy8503
Jun 27, 2009 at 11:53 am

its one glitch in that, it goes by what the vehicles get when they were brand new not at this moment and looks like it uses the EPA which is just an estimation, also doesn’t do the AVG between the city and hwy mileage like it should, it just uses the city mileage, so thats 3 glitches right there lol

GTwildfire
Jun 27, 2009 at 11:20 am

WOW… 1986 Pontiac Fiero, auto, 4 cyl 2.5 Iron Duke… NOT Clunkerable?!?

Oh, and I found a fender locally for 35 bucks… nice.

GTwildfire
Jun 27, 2009 at 9:13 am

1995 Firebird V6, Auto. trans.
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NOT Cash For Clunkerable.

simon_r_gris
Jun 26, 2009 at 7:18 pm

Mueh!

___nes___
Jun 26, 2009 at 6:58 pm

Ha my bird somehow does not qualify!

EricShoHo
Jun 26, 2009 at 2:19 pm

LOL this is fun…I decided to put the info in from a car I used to own,and it was eligable 4,000,or 3,500…but ford didnt offer the 2010 SHO,or even the stang…bastards I would at least like to imagine getting something nice for what I used to own!

EricShoHo
Jun 26, 2009 at 2:13 pm

wow and my brothers POS ‘88 bonniville gets 20 mpg?WTF

EricShoHo
Jun 26, 2009 at 2:11 pm

it seems that my ‘92 Ford Taurus SHO(stick),’94 Taurus SHO(auto),and wifies ‘07 equinox all dont qualify,and all are rated at 19 mpg…go figure,but I would have traded the chevy in a heart beat…check eng.light is on constantly,and high car payments suck!

midniteOG
Jun 26, 2009 at 12:02 pm

nice…. im eligable, but am i going to do it??? FUCK no!!!! (excuse my language)

nissanchick860
Jun 26, 2009 at 11:41 am

They said they’d give me $4,500 for my ‘94 Supra TT… LOL! That car is worth $20,000 on blue book right now as it sits. Sorry, but not trading a Supra for anything Ford… and certainly not for $4,500….

oldscoob
Jun 26, 2009 at 8:44 am

I am loser , I do not qualify. What is 25 years and an old 10 geared sube anyway…

dgaf88
Jun 26, 2009 at 8:16 am

I just checked, my Ram is eligible, but I can’t buy a new mustang GT with the certificate, so cash for clunkers can go fuck itself.

PureBusiness
Jun 26, 2009 at 8:03 am

Yesterday i seen two Ford Focus that happen to be breaking down on inclines,so it’s not likely that i will consider their 3,500 incentive.haha