Caption Contest!

big_dodge_ram
Jul 8, 2009 at 11:19 pm

Distribution of Mona-Vie is a laid back job.

pttransamdriver
Jul 8, 2009 at 9:29 am

I read about some idiots who died doing this.

ericwells7777
Jul 7, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Grandma Husein about to attempt the first ever mattress propelled I.E.D.!!! (improvised.explosive.devise)

roflwofl
Jul 7, 2009 at 5:15 am

And this is my superman impression…

outlawguy6579
Jul 6, 2009 at 8:27 pm

Ass, grass or gas, no one rides for free, except that guy!

DoctorQ
Jul 6, 2009 at 3:30 pm

you think old people are pathetic. wait tell you steal their purse

blazepr24
Jul 6, 2009 at 1:11 pm

Sleepys now offers secured shipping lol

Armendale2005
Jul 6, 2009 at 9:01 am

wife threw him out with the bed I wonder why???

KustomKiely
Jul 6, 2009 at 8:38 am

The goal here is to skip the road head and hit the bed.

hotrod_heven
Jul 6, 2009 at 8:08 am

Human cargo net.

leojmcca
Jul 6, 2009 at 7:59 am

Help I’ve fallen and can’t get up

leojmcca
Jul 6, 2009 at 7:56 am

Looks like Grandma doesn’t want to go to the nursing home, so they had to grab her when she was sleeping.

HondaWonderBoy
Jul 5, 2009 at 7:19 pm

No hair gel gets you the ridiculously good looking results like from what you see here.

a1pacone
Jul 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm

When they said you need a new truck bed this old cuple definitly misunderstood.

jbryan76901
Jul 5, 2009 at 3:46 pm

hey when you buy a new bed, you get an old frt for free!!!

EricShoHo
Jul 5, 2009 at 12:56 pm

sorry officer I took a viagra instead of my alergy meds,and well I was in the middle of testing out this mattress and the unthinkable happened…we decided to buy the mattress,since we needed to wait at least 4 hours…so we are on our way home to wait out the other three!

LASD9C1
Jul 5, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Redneck bed and box spring…

EricShoHo
Jul 5, 2009 at 12:50 pm

New dare devil extrodinare…meet evel kook-nevel…so old does stunts from craftmatic adjustable bed in pick-up truck,instead of dirt bike…next weeks show…powered wheel chair jump through four burning rings…call ticket master now…

ez2nvme1993
Jul 5, 2009 at 9:18 am

Room for rent …central air… inquire for details in drivers seat

flamingbird
Jul 5, 2009 at 7:58 am

i know the old lady was pissed but at least im not sleepin on the couch

sandiego74
Jul 4, 2009 at 9:30 pm

“Mattress Discounters is giving me a lift to the nearest Indian Reservation casino!

cadillac_narc227
Jul 4, 2009 at 9:29 pm

damn air condition was broke

they said if you ever get tired to pull over and sleep

matress smelled so we thought wed air it out

robpurifoy
Jul 4, 2009 at 7:39 pm

Hey Grandma, ever tried wind surfing? I forgot the rope so you’re about to.

earthboy57
Jul 4, 2009 at 7:04 pm

It’s my understanding that removing the tags from the mattress is profibided by law.

Makavili_311
Jul 4, 2009 at 4:27 pm

Sorry officer. We’re in recession times and I couldn’t afford more rope to fasten my load. lol. I said “fasten my load” lol.

galant04gts
Jul 4, 2009 at 2:38 pm

A bed campper- $20,000
Throw a matress in the back- pricele$$

soundofrool
Jul 4, 2009 at 2:29 pm

‘sorry officer, he was the only heavy thing i could find to hold it down with’

_Lazarus_
Jul 4, 2009 at 1:28 pm

Speeding Beauty

minijosh
Jul 4, 2009 at 10:27 am

If you air out your Depends daily, you can extend their life to more than one bowel movement. This is another way to save money and the enviroment.

Bmore_Shag
Jul 4, 2009 at 10:11 am

Like Soulja Boy would say…

Hop up out my bed…
Turn my Ford on…
Take a look in my mirror, saw the cops…
I’m gettin tickets…
Yeaaaaahhhh…

Shordee
Jul 4, 2009 at 8:39 am

“Alzheimer’s,, where will you wake up next?”

Shordee
Jul 4, 2009 at 8:36 am

2010 Ford Ranger with new bulit in bed

Shordee
Jul 4, 2009 at 8:35 am

“I said lay down in the truck bed, not lay the bed in the truck!”

Tom787B
Jul 4, 2009 at 7:19 am

Im sorry officer, sometimes gramma forgets where she is. You see, it’s all a part of growing up.

Tom787B
Jul 4, 2009 at 7:17 am

Dammit, gramma! I told you to stay at the mattress store and wait till I got back!

Tom787B
Jul 4, 2009 at 7:16 am

Well, we used all the bunjees to hold the mattresses together, how did you suppose we kept them from falling off the truck!?

simon_r_gris
Jul 3, 2009 at 9:38 pm

bunghole!

CPmurkage
Jul 3, 2009 at 8:14 pm

“It’s OK guys! It’s OK. I stayed at a holliday inn express last night….”

XTZTwinTurbo
Jul 3, 2009 at 6:02 pm

The mattress tag police will go to any lengths, to make sure your tags have not been removed. Sheeeesh

XTZTwinTurbo
Jul 3, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Now thats napping on the go.

GTwildfire
Jul 3, 2009 at 5:02 pm

Serta Perfect Beater

GTwildfire
Jul 3, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Stunt Redneck

GTwildfire
Jul 3, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Superman starter kit

is0lati0n
Jul 3, 2009 at 4:38 pm

one queen size matress : 350$
one twin size matress/boxsprings set: 300$
one human tie down strap ” priceless
for some thing money cant buy, for everything elts, theres this guy

layedoutwagon
Jul 3, 2009 at 4:07 pm

there is no other way to get this home

Yanzo
Jul 3, 2009 at 3:50 pm

we put the pillows in the passanger seat

pttransamdriver
Jul 3, 2009 at 1:04 pm

Grampa:”What.,,is my fly undone”

PureBusiness
Jul 3, 2009 at 12:13 pm

The vigilante mattress slayer is at it again!

PureBusiness
Jul 3, 2009 at 12:10 pm

The Human clamp down is currently unavailable,please leave a message at the,,(Beep)…

PureBusiness
Jul 3, 2009 at 12:06 pm

D.B. Cooper Investigations called-”We found the money!!”

andydarko31
Jul 3, 2009 at 12:02 pm

Does the word sleeper mean anything to you?
When he said that he could go faster in his sleep…He wasn’t joking!

Dnight44
Jul 3, 2009 at 11:29 am

forget the wine spilling,the mattress even feels fine at 60mph. on the highway.stay tuned we will be budin next,its like clouds.

Sharpie1
Jul 3, 2009 at 10:22 am

“How Rednecks go camping”

fre2b
Jul 3, 2009 at 9:35 am

More comfortable and cooler than the inside of that car.

fre2b
Jul 3, 2009 at 9:35 am

Lady: I told that idiot to buy a sedan but noooo.

toyotagoose
Jul 3, 2009 at 9:25 am

This was the display model mattress…comes with it’s own sample

toyotagoose
Jul 3, 2009 at 9:23 am

Cheap way to get more downforce on your truck

95BlckFirebird
Jul 3, 2009 at 9:18 am

lol

fixdaserver
Jul 3, 2009 at 7:40 am

Bed you can’t guess where we’re going!

Sharpie1
Jul 3, 2009 at 6:48 am

You think this is bad you should see how he moves a Piano!

ROUSH_STG2
Jul 3, 2009 at 5:24 am

Total street Sleeper Ranger

MYIROCDAYTONA
Jul 3, 2009 at 4:45 am

Wife: The Serta Sheep gets to ride in the front!
Husband: We should have gone with the temperpedic…

MoparRob07
Jul 3, 2009 at 1:21 am

What a comedian Grandpa is, I told him to go to bed !

soundofrool
Jul 3, 2009 at 1:10 am

is that a sleeper hold?

sevenK-E
Jul 2, 2009 at 11:24 pm

call 1-800-F-L-U-F-F-Y !!
call right now! be the first caller and you might
get the truck absolutely free!!

Robb65
Jul 2, 2009 at 11:04 pm

Don’t try this at home kids, I’m a professional

Robb65
Jul 2, 2009 at 11:00 pm

I think I just swallowed a bug!

Monk73
Jul 2, 2009 at 10:39 pm

I’ve heard of stealing the shirt off a man’s back… But this is just silly.

PureBusiness
Jul 2, 2009 at 9:43 pm

How pathetic,a ratchet strap costs a whole five bucks.

Brendan4077
Jul 2, 2009 at 9:34 pm

a ride in the truck is the onaly way we can get granpa to sleep

HPLOTTO7
Jul 2, 2009 at 9:30 pm

What you guys looking at!!!
This has been my fantasy and I finally did it….

Robb65
Jul 2, 2009 at 9:24 pm

Dad, the guy said 30 day money back guarantee not 30 minute money back guarntee!

fireball22
Jul 2, 2009 at 9:13 pm

“Cheap bastard. I wish to hell he’d have spent the extra $25 for delivery.”

fireball22
Jul 2, 2009 at 9:11 pm

“Wait’ll you see what happens when we reach Terminal Velocity!”

fireball22
Jul 2, 2009 at 9:10 pm

“Shhh… he doesn’t know I’m here!”

My_Maxim_girl
Jul 2, 2009 at 9:01 pm

“I’m the king of the world”

GTon18s
Jul 2, 2009 at 8:54 pm

“Convertable simulated camper”
“I’m not sure if I like this matress, let me take it for a test drive”
“custom Tonneau Cover/ full size bed, fully functional spring matress that keeps your truck bed dry also doubles as an instant slam factory because you never know when your gonna pull some tail after adding this eye catching mod, *RUBBERS NOT INCLIDED*

midniteOG
Jul 2, 2009 at 8:21 pm

they trying to catch me riding dirty…….

MoparRob07
Jul 2, 2009 at 8:20 pm

“I said a “Magic Carpet Ride”!!!!

LedZeppelin
Jul 2, 2009 at 7:51 pm

Hey you bastard!!!You need to pay for this!!!The minute you stop I’m takin it back to the Store!

Jed Clampett the 3rd

Hey Ruffus….Run faster and take the goldurn picture!! I wanna be in the caption contest on Cardomain!

DJs-zj360
Jul 2, 2009 at 7:29 pm

What? Never heard of an air bed before!

IONFreak
Jul 2, 2009 at 6:39 pm

“Damnit! I call shotgun next time!”

moparornocarman
Jul 2, 2009 at 6:32 pm

What one does in the privacy of his own bed is his business

moparornocarman
Jul 2, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Oh, hello officier, it’s not illegal to nap is it?

moparornocarman
Jul 2, 2009 at 6:30 pm

That truck is a real sleeper

JoeCool97Formula
Jul 2, 2009 at 6:10 pm

Ric Flair 1980′s…Wrestling’s heavyweight champ, 2009, mattress salesman/delivery man.

Nancyjayne
Jul 2, 2009 at 6:07 pm

“WHAT YA LOOKING AT PUNK HAVENT YOU EVER SEEN A TRUCK BED BEFORE”!!

JoeCool97Formula
Jul 2, 2009 at 6:07 pm

HOLY CRAP! I fell asleep in the mattress store, and wake up on the road!

MI1XFIRE
Jul 2, 2009 at 5:34 pm

The two men and a truck crew doing what they do best….

74Furyous
Jul 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm

Rollie Free he ain’t.

74Furyous
Jul 2, 2009 at 5:31 pm

All perfectly legal. Remove the little tag though and look out!

74Furyous
Jul 2, 2009 at 5:29 pm

I was behind the SOB and got clobbered with a bowling ball and a half dozen wine glasses!

armada8800
Jul 2, 2009 at 5:04 pm

He just couldn’t wait till they got it home

oldscoob
Jul 2, 2009 at 4:58 pm

after surviving the loneliest road in america in a honda civic (jalopnik article) this was the only way to soothe his beaten buttocks.

moorethanenuff
Jul 2, 2009 at 4:18 pm

1) It’s the only way we could get grandpa back to the home.
2) The homeless can sleep just about anywhere…
3) New free style X-game trick: the Superman cab grab

GoudyStyle
Jul 2, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Wonder if they had that OOOooo AWW Feel!

HondaWonderBoy
Jul 2, 2009 at 3:11 pm

that’s right baby, thats how my ridiculous upper body strength got the way it is

HondaWonderBoy
Jul 2, 2009 at 3:10 pm

You have no idea how much of a work out this is

PIchillin456
Jul 2, 2009 at 2:26 pm

Grampa just couldn’t wait to test his new mattress out…

MattHayhurst
Jul 2, 2009 at 2:24 pm

WTF??? I posted “may he rest in peace” but it posted under another users name…

“This is going to look awesome on youtube!”

importtuner71
Jul 2, 2009 at 2:21 pm

May he rest in peace!

importtuner71
Jul 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Uncle Bob cheaper than a rachet strap and you won’t be as pissed off if you lose one.

m3gad37h
Jul 2, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Driver to passenger: Hope we don’t lose gramps on the offramp like Jesse.

Passenger: yeah well least we covered the mattress this time around, no nasty blood splatters.

jtscaddy
Jul 2, 2009 at 1:59 pm

when you just got to take a nap

midniteOG
Jul 2, 2009 at 12:40 pm

now if all goes as planned, the win shall boost my up, and i will become the next benjamin franklin!