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July 2, 2009

Michael Jackson Impersonator Kicks Repo Man in Taint

By John Coyle

Deputy Editor

When I was a kid, I worshiped Michael Jackson, and Thriller was the first record I ever bought. That said, I wasn’t terribly sad when I’d heard MJ had passed, because I’ve always pretended he died in 1984. That saved me a lot of unpleasantness over the years. Of course, tons of people are still crazy about him, and some of them fall behind on their DeLorean payments. I have to admit I was impressed with this fanatic’s dance moves—it’s a shame he didn’t throw in a moonwalk!

Comments

big_dodge_ram
Jul 8, 2009 at 11:21 pm

Matt drinks Mona-Vie.

leojmcca
Jul 6, 2009 at 7:58 am

It would be funny if these guys knew how to act.

bigboi313
Jul 4, 2009 at 1:25 pm

if he if he kicked me in the a$$ i would of droped him with a right hook then jab,jab,jab,knee,knee,knee,knee,knee,knee,knee. upper cut……dead! then no more mj Impersonators.

dgaf88
Jul 3, 2009 at 8:25 am

Whaaaaaaaat?

fixdaserver
Jul 3, 2009 at 7:50 am

sad how screwed up this kid is, just like his hero was.

NWSilverado
Jul 3, 2009 at 7:13 am

Talk about getting kicked in the owie spot! OUCH!

midniteOG
Jul 2, 2009 at 8:38 pm

hahahaahahahahaha!!!! that was funnny as _____!!!!

JoeCool97Formula
Jul 2, 2009 at 6:14 pm

OMG, that was hilarious!

GTwildfire
Jul 2, 2009 at 5:47 pm

yeah, he did about 2 steps of moonwalk. I especially liked the pelvic thrust/kick the repo man in the ass move. That was a classic.
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He’s probably the most committed DeLorean owner I’ve ever seen… Well, he should be committed at least.
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Strange how the stress of the situation brought out Micheal Jackson moves with him. Makes me wonder if I’ll belt out Ethel Merman show tunes if my ride gets repo’d someday. I can’t imagine her kicking a repo man in the ass though so I guess he’d be safe.

NortherCali7OH7
Jul 2, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Too funny…should of thrown in a “Shamone!”

John Coyle
Jul 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm

Damn, NortherCali7OH7, you’re right! I must have missed it because I was laughing so hard!

NortherCali7OH7
Jul 2, 2009 at 12:23 pm

He did throw in a Moonwalk at the end…lol

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