Caption Contest!

Vuurwa
Jul 16, 2009 at 5:39 am

Don`t know whether i should laugh or cry!!????..so i think i`ll do both!

2967018
Jul 15, 2009 at 3:28 pm

im big pimp daddy bmw hear me roar

2967018
Jul 15, 2009 at 3:28 pm

bmws looks like a zombie

Street7
Jul 15, 2009 at 3:27 pm

this looks like an example for a billy mays commercial.

rip billy mays

2180732
Jul 15, 2009 at 2:44 pm

so i designe this car.
its made so if i get in a crash. it looks normal

2180732
Jul 15, 2009 at 2:42 pm

im a white stripes fan

2180732
Jul 15, 2009 at 2:39 pm

yeah so what, how does your car look in the morning?

tachalmers
Jul 15, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Chuck Norris 1/BMW Z3 0

tachalmers
Jul 15, 2009 at 1:50 pm

ever wonder what would happen if you tried to hit Chuck Norris with your BMW? BMW loses

Caddilacjim
Jul 15, 2009 at 1:46 pm

duct tape can fix anything

tachalmers
Jul 15, 2009 at 1:42 pm

Hey man whats up? holly cow what did you hit? your mom.

frankie602
Jul 15, 2009 at 1:03 pm

Found a custom BMW Hannibal Lecter face mask car bra on ebay. Buy It Now: $9.99, Free ship.

frankie602
Jul 15, 2009 at 12:53 pm

It’s BMW new Hannibal Lecter face mask car bra….Custom…

YaBoyTheOne
Jul 15, 2009 at 12:00 pm

YOU CAN’T TAKE MY CAR TO JAIL FOR SPEEDING!!! CAN YOU???

YaBoyTheOne
Jul 15, 2009 at 11:59 am

I THOUGH I WAS JUST GETTNG A OIL CHANGE!!!!

accord_drifter08
Jul 15, 2009 at 11:57 am

There… that will fix the over heating problem.

accord_drifter08
Jul 15, 2009 at 11:56 am

Ebay didn’t sell a wide mouth body kit… so i made my own. Do you like it?

SLclassBenz
Jul 15, 2009 at 11:41 am

Due to the troubling economy….this is my new insurance policy

wantagemini
Jul 15, 2009 at 11:02 am

DUDE I JUST WENT 2 THE BMW DEALER 2 TEST DRIVE THIS BMW COUPE AND THE SALESMAN ASK WHAT HAPPEN 2 THE CAR I SAID WHAT U MEAN. HE SAID U WRECK THE CAR I SAID I HAD A FENDER BENDER BUT I WENT AND GOT IT FIX. OH YEA CAN U REFUND MY MONEY 4 THE DUCK TAPE I DONT THINK IT WAS COVER ON YOUR INSURANCE.

wantagemini
Jul 15, 2009 at 10:57 am

DUCK TAPE 4 SALE SUPER STRONG ALL IN ONE CAN HOLD ANYTHING EVEN THIS HOOD THAT JUST WANT STAY CLOSE

wantagemini
Jul 15, 2009 at 10:55 am

TRANSFORMERS 3 STARING BMW PIRANHA

shreff99
Jul 15, 2009 at 10:04 am

New meaning to the NASCAR phrase: “bump drafting.”
Hey, rubbin’s racin’! Fans go crazy for this sport!

shreff99
Jul 15, 2009 at 10:01 am

I’m a huge NASCAR fanatic! Some day I’m gonna be behind the wall with the pit crew workin on the car during a real race. Should I submit this pic I took of my B’mer with front end damage i fixed in 13 seconds during my practice pit stops or the one where I got some right side damage?

950424
Jul 15, 2009 at 8:52 am

those hypermilers told me to tape any cracks i have in the front… this should do it

morellimopar69
Jul 15, 2009 at 8:22 am

FOR SALE: 1998 BMW Z3.. HAS ONE PROBLEM, THE MOTOR KEEPS TRYING TO ESCAPE AND THE HOOD LATCH BROKE… DID I MENTION I HAVE 8 UNPAID DUI’S?

morellimopar69
Jul 15, 2009 at 8:20 am

that’ll buff out

morellimopar69
Jul 15, 2009 at 8:19 am

FOR SALE: 1998 bmw z3 convertible. used to be pristine till i let my wife take it shopping, 3,500 OBO CALL OR TEXT 555-555-5555

cisnerosjacob
Jul 15, 2009 at 8:12 am

needs FOR SALE 2003 BMW work RUNS GOOD BEST OFFER CALL PEPE NEW PRICE

cisnerosjacob
Jul 15, 2009 at 7:58 am

“This car used to belong to Joan Rivers. It’s really older than it looks.”

cisnerosjacob
Jul 15, 2009 at 7:45 am

All I asked for was an oil change!

sinbad7
Jul 15, 2009 at 3:07 am

BMW’s new line of sports grilles.

sinbad7
Jul 15, 2009 at 3:06 am

BMX’s new line of sports grilles.

sevenK-E
Jul 15, 2009 at 1:22 am

“void if seal is broken.”

droid2
Jul 14, 2009 at 10:07 pm

duct tape setting the trends & wrecking the culture LOL

adamz55
Jul 14, 2009 at 9:58 pm

chip foose’s first attempt at pinstriping

2048461
Jul 14, 2009 at 9:42 pm

Braces suck

13262826
Jul 14, 2009 at 8:00 pm

Dang, that tape came out of nowhere!

13167245
Jul 14, 2009 at 7:39 pm

Tape! A Transformers only weakness! Argh!

2L84U2C
Jul 14, 2009 at 6:42 pm

Don’t touch the tape! It will void the warranty!

2008835
Jul 14, 2009 at 6:32 pm

Quick someone snatch the ecu and put it out of its misery

trinistar
Jul 14, 2009 at 6:20 pm

F*#k insurance this tape should do the trick.

trinistar
Jul 14, 2009 at 6:19 pm

man that corvette motor sure is filling…Buuurrpp..can i get some pepto bismol now.

trinistar
Jul 14, 2009 at 6:16 pm

zis american motor to BIG for zis car no!

1821820
Jul 14, 2009 at 5:51 pm

In this day and age, most people have gone digital! I still use “tape”!!

MrBonkers
Jul 14, 2009 at 5:07 pm

Bullets:$10,000
Henchmen: $5,000
3M Commercial Performance Heavy-Duty Single Roll Packaging Tape: $4.63
Watching james bond be stopped by a roll of tape, priceless

MrBonkers
Jul 14, 2009 at 4:59 pm

never get sponsored by 3M!

MI1XFIRE
Jul 14, 2009 at 4:48 pm

Future CarDomain entry in Lemons race

Street7
Jul 14, 2009 at 4:41 pm

1002 uses for duck tape

BoltZ22
Jul 14, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Rawr! I’m gonna eat you.

therealmaximus
Jul 14, 2009 at 2:59 pm

malfunction with the new bwm concept “gina” (3 ppl probably get this reference)

pttransamdriver
Jul 14, 2009 at 2:21 pm

There,… now we should have enough room for that supercharger.

bezilla06
Jul 14, 2009 at 2:19 pm

i swear it looked a lot better in my head

redcavyowner
Jul 14, 2009 at 2:12 pm

So, you think it still needs more body puddy? or just some primer?

helloSIRjeremy
Jul 14, 2009 at 1:29 pm

looks like the recession is starting to hit the bimmer owners now.

dewcrew
Jul 14, 2009 at 1:29 pm

BMW wanted a car in the new MAD MAX MOVIE

Kazan
Jul 14, 2009 at 1:24 pm

This car once belonged to Michael Jackson. He tried to give it a nose job.

1880112
Jul 14, 2009 at 12:54 pm

ggggggrrrrrrr, i don’t just bark, i bite

2175098
Jul 14, 2009 at 12:16 pm

1. It was either this or some REALLY long hood pins.
2. Quick sit on the hood, its trying to get out again!!!
3. I just saved myself $8 grand!

wenderM
Jul 14, 2009 at 11:59 am

“unfortunately for me,my driver was buzzed..u should of seen the other guy”

white_plague
Jul 14, 2009 at 11:40 am

Hi Im Billy Mays and i would like to show my new invisble fix it all tape…

frankie602
Jul 14, 2009 at 11:11 am

It’s a Transformer grill gone wrong.

1845012
Jul 14, 2009 at 10:54 am

Girl: Daaaaaad i crashed your car … But don’t worry I have repaired it As new with my friends at the club …

EVO_PWNAGE
Jul 14, 2009 at 10:38 am

Psssh who needs to see to drive.

2090386
Jul 14, 2009 at 10:16 am

Add 20 hp with Autozones new aero dynamic tape kit allows more air to flow in the engine bay to help increase horse power an run cooler.

SRH_Integra
Jul 14, 2009 at 10:15 am

Woman driver FTL. Woman mechanic FTMFL!

accord_drifter08
Jul 14, 2009 at 10:15 am

BMW Z3… $50,000.00
Convertible Package…. $5,000
Tape… $3.00
Realizing the term “body kit” isn’t a makeover… Priceless.

SRH_Integra
Jul 14, 2009 at 10:12 am

If Michael Jackson were a car… which one would he be?

ThunderShred
Jul 14, 2009 at 9:59 am

Hood scoops? We don’t need no stinkin’ hood scoop!

Dugginsjr3
Jul 13, 2009 at 9:22 pm

BMW’s New Facelift

b2owner
Jul 13, 2009 at 8:35 pm

RICH REDNECK REPAIR

LedZeppelin
Jul 13, 2009 at 8:00 pm

Yeah…oddly I got logged in as 537967. That really was me….Why does it do that?

1)Chris Bangle doesn’t want to kill me any more than I want to kill him. He just wants to see me suffer in some unimaginable way. He is rather twisted, you know.
2)Have you met my friend Chris Bangle? Face to face, so to speak? Attractive, isn’t he?
3)Bowels in or bowels out?

Yanzo
Jul 13, 2009 at 7:42 pm

i put a huge air intake in it

MemphisStylee
Jul 13, 2009 at 7:26 pm

if you cant duct it… f**k it.

1705674
Jul 13, 2009 at 7:07 pm

You think I look bad, you should see what I did to the other guy!

1927745
Jul 13, 2009 at 7:05 pm

the new bmw vertical billet grill

1705674
Jul 13, 2009 at 7:02 pm

Looks like the only way Lightning McQueen could keep Sally quiet was to tape her mouth shut!

537967
Jul 13, 2009 at 6:48 pm

1)Chris Bangle doesn’t want to kill me any more than I want to kill him. He just wants to see me suffer in some unimaginable way. He is rather twisted, you know.
2)Have you met my friend Chris Bangle? Face to face, so to speak? Attractive, isn’t he?
3)Bowels in or bowels out?

EDisEPIC
Jul 13, 2009 at 6:17 pm

this is definitely gonna pass inspection….

vand41
Jul 13, 2009 at 6:15 pm

Let me see yo grill! Where is the write up for this?

74Furyous
Jul 13, 2009 at 6:12 pm

The other guys insurance is covering the costs so you guessed it, the best duct tape money could buy!

thegift_curse
Jul 13, 2009 at 5:48 pm

Right well for some reason it didn’t put my name but those three are my comments below

2095779
Jul 13, 2009 at 5:46 pm

1. “There, now dad will never know we took her out for a spin”
2. “OH MY GOD!!! Why are the doors unlocked?!?!”
3. “I’m gonna need a lot more tape for this!!”

HHR_LTZ
Jul 13, 2009 at 5:42 pm

“There… …Good as New!”

phattacorider
Jul 13, 2009 at 5:31 pm

My last post messed up, 851253 was my post.

“Looks like Billy wasn’t the only one who couldn’t handle Winifred Sanderson.”

851253
Jul 13, 2009 at 5:29 pm

Looks like Billy wasn’t the only one who couldn’t handle Winifred Sanderson.

Jaguar44fan
Jul 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm

When did BMW release the “Nip-Tuck” edition Z3?

fatratmatt
Jul 13, 2009 at 5:04 pm

BECAUSE BROWN PACKING TAPE STICKS BETTER THAT’S WHY!!!!

lowstlo
Jul 13, 2009 at 4:38 pm

its maintnance free!!!!!!!!!!

soufigured86
Jul 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm

this is how you know a redneck made it big!

2184815
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:51 pm

a little tape fixes everything…right?

ttenner
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:45 pm

You think your big rig looks mean with ” teeth” covering the grille? Well, cram it out your blowhole ’cause I got baleen!

chevy1980
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm

guy 1: dude what happened
guy 2: i hit a truck hauling tape and this is how he said he would fix it.
guy 1: did he leave you his insurance
guy 2: no just life time supply of tape

RBDteen
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm

How do you like my “extra” cold air intake system?

chevy1980
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:38 pm

you know your a redneck when your BMW’s hood is held down with duct tape

chevy1980
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:37 pm

so he thought instead of haven to scrub the bugs off the car ill put some fly paper on here and just catch all of them before they get all over the car… he ended up catching a deer instead cause he couldn’t see

albania_fier
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm

prolly got its ass kicked by an S500 because it wouldnt keep its hood(mouth)shut

TINK2011
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:23 pm

man this is the new insurance

TINK2011
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm

i hope it dont rain cause i will be done,if my body work gets wet

TINK2011
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:21 pm

i run out of duct tape on my other car

fatratmatt
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:20 pm

I can barely afford my car payment since I lost my job so I did the body work myself. Whatcha Think??

TINK2011
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm

i told you Duct Tape would have blended in!!

CompassLimited
Jul 13, 2009 at 12:57 pm

I said mesh grill, mesh! Not mash!

CompassLimited
Jul 13, 2009 at 12:53 pm

mmm mmMM mMMMMMMM mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

CompassLimited
Jul 13, 2009 at 12:52 pm

I used nine strips of tape cause eight just wouldn’t look right.

toyotagoose
Jul 13, 2009 at 8:59 am

Duck tape fixes anything

gtimegarage
Jul 11, 2009 at 5:14 pm

We had to put the muzzle on after he kept biting the hondas

pdxseeker
Jul 11, 2009 at 2:42 pm

Bernie Ecclestone told me to shut up, then he did this.

HondaWonderBoy
Jul 11, 2009 at 12:50 pm

Dude if you used Duct Tape like i told you, you wouldve only needed one!- 706525 is me

706525
Jul 11, 2009 at 12:49 pm

Dude if you used Duct Tape like i told you, you wouldve only needed one!

EricShoHo
Jul 11, 2009 at 4:36 am

Wait til you see the awsome racing stripes that I lay down!…I have them already outlined!

EricShoHo
Jul 11, 2009 at 4:33 am

Look its jack Skelington…beemer style!

David Clarke
Jul 11, 2009 at 4:32 am

Hello Caprice….. ::licks grilles:::

1260972
Jul 10, 2009 at 7:19 pm

that isn’t my id! gold94corolla

1260972
Jul 10, 2009 at 7:18 pm

I think the head lights are out of aim

2200822
Jul 10, 2009 at 5:05 pm

hey!? what the heck is going on with the i.d. I’m (purebusiness)
no credit for jokes.

2200822
Jul 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm

In the world of skateboarding,this little stunt is referred too as a “nose grind” my friends.

2200822
Jul 10, 2009 at 4:56 pm

kid tested,,mother approved little car?!

2200822
Jul 10, 2009 at 4:55 pm

Mommy,,why does your car look like a Piranha?

mrgoodtool
Jul 10, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Damn-It!! That trucker LIED!! That’s the LAST time I try to push start an 18 wheeler!!!…..Push bar my ASS!!

mrgoodtool
Jul 10, 2009 at 4:06 pm

AHHH Clairese…You, Faba beans, and a nice Chianti…suc suc suc suc…

beefyboy242
Jul 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm

I can’t believe I paid for that extended warranty off the commercial.

fireball22
Jul 10, 2009 at 2:15 pm

I’m trying to come up with something, but I think you oughta just give it to __nes__

PsychoVolvo
Jul 10, 2009 at 2:03 pm

DIY Rolls-Royce Grille

hotrod_heven
Jul 10, 2009 at 1:03 pm

Warranty policy: Just tape it up and return it for a full refund.

Greg311
Jul 10, 2009 at 11:36 am

preparing for a 3d alien fiberglass front end:

http://blog.cardomain.com/2009/04/02/caption-contest-this-weeks-winner-15/

fixdaserver
Jul 10, 2009 at 11:03 am

Unfortunately, Steve began his pin-striping career before starting the 12 step program.

Biggunna
Jul 10, 2009 at 10:55 am

I think she’s good to ship now, get UPS on the line.

racing_addict
Jul 10, 2009 at 9:56 am

flowmaster duals….k&n filter….custom hoodpins showed here, thanks to the guys at west coast customs. They do good work on pimp my ride, but they outdid themselves with this project

Robb65
Jul 10, 2009 at 9:18 am

On this episode of Nip Tuck:

Josie takes the bimmer over to Mexico for a facelift, the results…catastrophic

5868970
Jul 10, 2009 at 8:42 am

I told the boy when I hit him the mechanic was going to have to wire his grille shut!

Robb65
Jul 10, 2009 at 8:18 am

The guys over at BMW successfuly wedge in a 454ci engine w/a blower, unfortuantely they’ve never heard of a hood scoop.

bigfazolie
Jul 10, 2009 at 8:13 am

For sale- BMW Z3. New Paint Job. Just had facelift on the front of the car. Great everyday driver. Can be yours for only $20,000

501957
Jul 10, 2009 at 8:13 am

Show me the Carfox

Bourkemaster
Jul 10, 2009 at 7:46 am

I had to fail this one for inspection because the left turn signal didnt work.

hotrod_heven
Jul 10, 2009 at 6:03 am

__nes__ wins!

950021
Jul 10, 2009 at 5:34 am

grrr…

DJs-zj360
Jul 10, 2009 at 5:17 am

I think your buffing skills could use a little more improving Bruce!

DJs-zj360
Jul 10, 2009 at 5:15 am

The sad thing…It use to be a Cavalier!

b_daddyryhme
Jul 10, 2009 at 3:57 am

“…They do it in NASCAR all the time…”

___nes___
Jul 10, 2009 at 3:56 am

“So after I get the stitches removed, is there going to be a big scar?”