Caption Contest!

usnrocker
Jul 23, 2009 at 12:21 am

so i cant attract kller whales, it doesnt improve my gas milage, why didnt i do this when gas was cheap?

toyotagoose
Jul 22, 2009 at 5:23 am

Does this make my ass look big?

2L84U2C
Jul 21, 2009 at 8:13 pm

If you think you liked this mod, wait until you see my interior!

2L84U2C
Jul 21, 2009 at 8:11 pm

Oh don’t worry, hun, we will make the clearance on this bridge or my name isn’t Scubba Steve!

2L84U2C
Jul 21, 2009 at 8:07 pm

Jaw’s ain’t got shit on me!

outlawguy6579
Jul 20, 2009 at 8:53 pm

HAHAHA, size really does matter :D

mfeinstein
Jul 20, 2009 at 3:04 pm

chacken wang

diyon25
Jul 20, 2009 at 2:57 pm

1. willy has been freed finally.
2. the magic school bus now has someone to talk to after school
3. the wright brothers have met their match!!

armada8800
Jul 20, 2009 at 1:31 pm

it adds stability. until there’s any crosswind……

XJ_Junkie
Jul 20, 2009 at 1:09 pm

Now their going to have to cut out a slot in the roof to fit it in the garage.

XJ_Junkie
Jul 20, 2009 at 1:08 pm

The soccer mom wanted to learn to fly.

XJ_Junkie
Jul 20, 2009 at 1:07 pm

Some drunk redneck must have had some extra airplane parts.

cuban_fellow
Jul 20, 2009 at 12:28 pm

“This is your mom speaking, if you would all put your seat belts on now please. We will be taking off momentarily. The road seems dry and the traffic light. Our heading course today will be Boby’s soccer game, will be traveling at a speed of 35 mph at an altitude of 2 feet. We will arrive at 9:00 am giving us a total fly time of 15 min. I hope you will all enjoy your ride and thank you for choosing Your Moms Airbus. Mom out”

b00mer777
Jul 20, 2009 at 11:19 am

that’s one step for man, one giant punch in the face for the guy that owns this.

Qwalude4ws
Jul 20, 2009 at 9:32 am

perfect for crazed soccer moms that need to get across the country fast…with no potty breaks!

Antrak518
Jul 20, 2009 at 8:18 am

Boldly going where no soccer mom has gone before….

raine92
Jul 20, 2009 at 8:07 am

NASAs first attempt at a space shuttle didnt go so well

2079993
Jul 20, 2009 at 6:56 am

sneak peak 2011 tiburon

2090386
Jul 20, 2009 at 6:52 am

you might not know this but my van is giving you the bird.

KingKandy
Jul 20, 2009 at 6:43 am

ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum OH NO IT’s A SHARK. no its just minivan. WAIT AHHHH A MINIVAN AHHHHHHH IT”S GOT MY LEG

Hotboysb08
Jul 20, 2009 at 6:30 am

It looks like optimus prime and free willy had a baby… “Optimus Willy”.

Robb65
Jul 20, 2009 at 6:28 am

Not only does it reduce wind drag, but I’m gettin’ free cable!

Robb65
Jul 20, 2009 at 6:19 am

Mom, you said I could use the van to go to the mall?
I know dear, but one of the body panels are loose so we’re going to have to ground it for another week.

accord_drifter08
Jul 20, 2009 at 5:22 am

“Only in Texas!” (judging by the license plate)

accord_drifter08
Jul 20, 2009 at 5:18 am

Apparently the man is still campaigning to “free willy”!!

accord_drifter08
Jul 20, 2009 at 5:17 am

Introducing Wings West brand new body kit for mini-vans!!

Metal_head88
Jul 20, 2009 at 4:42 am

You might be a redneck if thinking putting a wing on your minivan gives you 10 more miles per gallon on gas!

tylersphile
Jul 20, 2009 at 1:50 am

The all new “Don’t-Care-A-Van”

2047623
Jul 20, 2009 at 12:24 am

(NASA) HOUSTON WE GOT A PROBLEM! CHRYSLER IS TRYING TO TAKE US OUT OF BUSINESS BY MAKING THEIR OWN VANSHUTTLE.

SlikkStylez
Jul 19, 2009 at 8:59 pm

1: uhmm….it is what it looks like.

2: only in Kazakhstan, vans are actually our planes!

3: you know you’re a hardcore star wars fan when…

PIchillin456
Jul 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm

It’s the perfect plan. Make my shitty old minivan look like a legit space shuttle, charge idiots $200,000 for a seat on the “space craft”, and push the van into the grand canyon. The passengers will think they’re flying for at least couple of seconds and by the time they realize there’s something wrong it’ll be too late. They’ll all fall to thier deaths meaning no witnesses. Since I invested 12 bucks in the decoration that makes for a profit of $1,399,988!

1705674
Jul 19, 2009 at 6:39 pm

With no DeLorean’s available for under $50K in 2009, Marty McFly ends up with Doc’s minivan. OK the lightning will hit when the clocktower hits 12:00.

danmccormick87
Jul 19, 2009 at 6:34 pm

Does NASA know about this?

1705674
Jul 19, 2009 at 6:33 pm

The all new 2010 Ford Aerostar, some equipment shown is optional.

Have you driven a Ford lately?

1554972
Jul 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm

that’s fucking jokes!

Mazdajinxed
Jul 19, 2009 at 5:43 pm

mini copper, mini van, giant foam rudder, giant douche!

JoeCool97Formula
Jul 19, 2009 at 5:38 pm

In honor of the 40th anniversary of the moon landing… I am going to make the wife’s van look like the space shuttle, the kids will think I am the coolest dad ever! … (singing)…I BELIEVE I CAN FLY…

Rodeo-Active
Jul 19, 2009 at 4:45 pm

if you buy a van as big as a whale, you might as well rock it all the way.

Rodeo-Active
Jul 19, 2009 at 4:42 pm

I couldn’t afford a lift kit to “compensate”…so i bought this fin.

IowaSciontist
Jul 19, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Japanese Vanning gone wrong.

stevethejunkman
Jul 19, 2009 at 4:07 pm

man i got stuck with my moms minivan, so i put a big fin on and now im ricer ballin!!! (p.s.. in the ricer world that add 23653286 horse power!!!!!! now all the ladies will love me!!!

2175098
Jul 19, 2009 at 3:36 pm

1. You’d be amazed at what you can find in NASA’s dumpster.
2. Nah people aren’t staring, it must be your imagination.
3. Hey NASA has a billion dollar budget! I make $7.50 an hr. Do the math.

SpiritRTturbo
Jul 19, 2009 at 3:08 pm

“Land Shark!”

SpiritRTturbo
Jul 19, 2009 at 3:07 pm

The guy said I would never need an alignment again…

Alex Vickers
Jul 19, 2009 at 3:06 pm

I tried to tell Bill that WINGS are in fashion, not fins.

ArabianSensation
Jul 19, 2009 at 2:37 pm

The prototype Space Shuttle replacement craft prepares for testing. As part of the bailout package, Chrysler was awarded the contract to design the new craft.

CrappyOldVic
Jul 19, 2009 at 1:45 pm

Introducing the Roof Fin, Billy Mays had one, so it must be good.

CrappyOldVic
Jul 19, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Introducing the new Dodge Soar….Seriously folks, with gas prices on the rise, who gives a shit what this is for.

CrappyOldVic
Jul 19, 2009 at 1:15 pm

Breaking News: Plane crashes when Driver of the van seen here stole gas from the plane, when interviewed all the driver could say was “i’s was gonna fly momma!”

NatiGame
Jul 19, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Driving around lookin’ like Free Willy

NatiGame
Jul 19, 2009 at 12:41 pm

That Van Took A Chunk Out Of My Leg…..I Swear.

NatiGame
Jul 19, 2009 at 12:35 pm

New On Fox…”When Vans Attack”

bxtreme04
Jul 19, 2009 at 11:46 am

DAMN, YOU CAN FIND ANYTHING ON EBAY FOR YOUR MINI VAN.

bxtreme04
Jul 19, 2009 at 11:44 am

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!!

bxtreme04
Jul 19, 2009 at 11:43 am

GO GO GADGET AIRPLANE!!!!!!!!!!

apatheticangel
Jul 19, 2009 at 11:26 am

Hey dad, can I borrow the Shuttle tonight? Why? Well you see, I told Katie that our date would be out of this world and well…

mrgoodtool
Jul 19, 2009 at 10:29 am

TO DA MOON!! ALICE! BANG! ZOOM!….OH YEAH? NO REALLY!!

mrgoodtool
Jul 19, 2009 at 10:22 am

so….what makes you think im one of the men in black????

mrgoodtool
Jul 19, 2009 at 10:20 am

OH! and honey, If when you drive the minivan,…DONT TOUCH THE RED BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!

mrgoodtool
Jul 19, 2009 at 10:19 am

yeah, I been by the airport, why are you asking?

BIG4GALANT99
Jul 19, 2009 at 10:17 am

yes, the wing is functional.

2205176
Jul 19, 2009 at 10:10 am

Oh! and honey, when you drive the van, DONT TOUCH the red button!!!!!!!!

2205176
Jul 19, 2009 at 10:08 am

yeah, I been by the airport, why do you ask?

BigBallinLSC
Jul 19, 2009 at 9:19 am

wow i c the rescission final hit NASA . . .
new wing for my drifting caravan. . what u think
new pimp my ride episode. . .i think this guy is in so space travel !! im afraid to see the interior !!!

PyroMan6x9x9
Jul 19, 2009 at 9:19 am

It’s amazing what you can do with Duct tape!

BigBallinLSC
Jul 19, 2009 at 9:19 am

wow i c the rescission final hit NASA . . .
new wing for my drifting caravan. . what u think
new pimp my ride episode. . .i think this guy is in so space travel and starteck conventions !! im afraid to see the interior !!!

Nayan
Jul 19, 2009 at 8:08 am

Now serving the Continental United States.

Nayan
Jul 19, 2009 at 8:04 am

Now Mom can feel like she’s flying Air Force One to soccer practice.

Nayan
Jul 19, 2009 at 8:02 am

I didn’t know you could cash in your frequent flyer miles for a minivan upgrade.

2079377
Jul 19, 2009 at 7:46 am

this must belong to aqua man

PureBusiness
Jul 19, 2009 at 7:24 am

Take “THAT”!-”Back to the Future

skiman88
Jul 19, 2009 at 5:31 am

just when I thought all was lost, I saw this and Knew the ladies would start to look my way !

m3gad37h
Jul 19, 2009 at 4:53 am

647 conversion
Step 1 Vertical stabilizer – DONE

toyotagoose
Jul 19, 2009 at 4:15 am

So is this what Fiat has in store for Chrysler?

11660697
Jul 19, 2009 at 4:11 am

“Mom I told you not to put the Red Bull in the Gas tank. Now the car thinks it has wings”

toyotagoose
Jul 19, 2009 at 4:10 am

I see nothing wrong with this picture…really

phattacorider
Jul 19, 2009 at 4:09 am

Shouldn’t take us too long to get to Neptune to play the galactic champion soccer game. I just hope the heater works.

phattacorider
Jul 19, 2009 at 4:07 am

Looks like we’ll show the USS Enterprise what this V6 can do!

THOMAS387
Jul 19, 2009 at 1:13 am

MAJOR TOM TO GROUND CONTROL, IM STEPPING THROUGH THE DOOR, AND IM SITTING IN A TIN VAN.

68fordbusiness
Jul 19, 2009 at 12:11 am

…… J D M mini-van….

Jerold
Jul 18, 2009 at 11:24 pm

and you thought jaws was bad! his mom holds 8!

74Furyous
Jul 18, 2009 at 9:46 pm

I got yer booster rocket right here!

74Furyous
Jul 18, 2009 at 9:45 pm

Since Iacocca left, Chrysler’s been rudderless.

74Furyous
Jul 18, 2009 at 9:44 pm

You should see it in the morning before launch, it points straight up!

95BlckFirebird
Jul 18, 2009 at 9:40 pm

no..i don’t want to see the car fax…i just want to see the swim fax!!!

Disturb3d1
Jul 18, 2009 at 9:24 pm

Does this fin make me look fast?

fortyfordsedan
Jul 18, 2009 at 9:11 pm

Cant wait for someone to make a cheap knock off for my minivan.

2121138
Jul 18, 2009 at 6:24 pm

any one up for remaking “Space Balls”….

itallstallion
Jul 18, 2009 at 5:58 pm

looks like obama took this recession a little tough. we cant even beat the russians anymore!

1931640
Jul 18, 2009 at 5:35 pm

Nasa representatives took a paycut this semester.

PyroMan6x9x9
Jul 18, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Caravan OU812 you are cleared for vertical departure on soccer field 21, do you copy?

MI1XFIRE
Jul 18, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Fly it again Tony

DDartSwinger
Jul 18, 2009 at 3:16 pm

billy, beam me in!

Robb65
Jul 18, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Tower to driveway……you’re clear for take off.

244cidStang
Jul 18, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Receives GPS, VHF, UHF, Cable, Satellite, FM, AM, Julianne fries, slices, dices, create omelets like never before and if you order now we will throw in radar absorbing black paint ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

lancerevolution9
Jul 18, 2009 at 2:48 pm

Before NASA made its final decision on the shuttle, there were a few rejected prototypes

mr_gangsta
Jul 18, 2009 at 2:39 pm

omg its freewilly

HHR_LTZ
Jul 18, 2009 at 2:27 pm

“I should have thought this through longer. Now I can’t fit it in the garage.”

nano0727
Jul 18, 2009 at 2:06 pm

even moms like to dream comom well shell be getting around even “faster” tho thats for sure

blckbenz
Jul 18, 2009 at 1:53 pm

ill make the first flying car, for the soccer mom that is

JMMTAWS6
Jul 18, 2009 at 12:11 pm

“Where are they now ?”

Whatever happened to the retired space shuttle fleet ? Well, we found one of them.

BerettaSpeed97
Jul 18, 2009 at 11:22 am

So NASA said that I wasn’t qualified to fly the space shuttle, I’ll Show them…

4Wheelin_Forever
Jul 18, 2009 at 11:05 am

THAR SHE BLOWS!!! Wait, Thats an orca….

enzo354
Jul 18, 2009 at 10:45 am

“Magic Minivan”

ullyeus
Jul 18, 2009 at 10:26 am

New Dodge Minivans come Pre-Riced, save money- buy it pre-riced!

and wtf I’m logged on as 1259764 instead of my user name? VVV

1259764
Jul 18, 2009 at 10:23 am

New Dodge Minivans come Pre-Riced, save money- buy it pre-riced!

87stunner
Jul 18, 2009 at 10:23 am

youve got 300 horses but i got the most aerodynamic van in the universe

1871390
Jul 18, 2009 at 10:15 am

space age pimpin

2015530
Jul 18, 2009 at 10:12 am

IS that what’s different on all GM cars now?

krush454
Jul 18, 2009 at 10:10 am

Doctor said i might have brain damage, but my van proved them wrong!

12797169
Jul 18, 2009 at 9:49 am

its a bird, its a plane…no its chryslers latest add to the line up using the last of thier bail out money. they thought it would be a bright idea to make it compatiable with land, air, and sea. with its universal rutter and wing.. mini van meet mini sub

Acekid187
Jul 18, 2009 at 8:43 am

This thing is wingtastic

FALSEIDOLSFALL
Jul 18, 2009 at 8:38 am

WHALE then, ORCA really serious?!!

or

WHALE looking here then, ORCA really serious?!

FALSEIDOLSFALL
Jul 18, 2009 at 8:36 am

ORCA really serious?!

FALSEIDOLSFALL
Jul 18, 2009 at 8:35 am

the REAL astro van ladies and gentlemen!!!!

GoudyStyle
Jul 18, 2009 at 7:48 am

XM STEREO/ 1994 EDITION

1927745
Jul 18, 2009 at 7:15 am

chryslers makin a comeback

doughboy415
Jul 18, 2009 at 5:50 am

Nasa being strapped for cash sold the prototype for the space shuttle to local citizen, who wanted the ultimate “Shuttle Van”.

khezai
Jul 18, 2009 at 5:12 am

We jam “Will You Be There” by Michael Jackson all day long

1465276
Jul 18, 2009 at 4:26 am

now it would be funny if he can make it fit in the garage

Vamp_Velocity
Jul 18, 2009 at 3:26 am

10 cans of black spray paint = 12.97
1 roll of 2 inch masking tape = 3.99
Fitting a small airplane wing to your minivan = $800
Being sued for severing a car in half after the wing fell off = Priceless!

2208599
Jul 18, 2009 at 2:38 am

Prototype of the Boeing and Chrysler merger.

2208599
Jul 18, 2009 at 2:36 am

The wing kit will be here tomorrow.

2208599
Jul 18, 2009 at 2:33 am

Ground control to Major Tom.

80sMuscleMan
Jul 18, 2009 at 1:21 am

a new low for mini vans

2178186
Jul 18, 2009 at 1:00 am

“Soccer Moms like it BIG”

CH3VYBOI
Jul 17, 2009 at 10:44 pm

Damnit! if i could leave a comment while looking at the pic i wouldnt forget what i was going to say.

2ndgenneonshark
Jul 17, 2009 at 10:05 pm

u’ll probably b makin’ wheelies wit dat stuff….spacecraft is 2 heavy 2 blast-off, must get rid of somethin’…..HUMMM??? wonder wut!

1076666
Jul 17, 2009 at 10:05 pm

The worlds biggest Shark Week fan.

2ndgenneonshark
Jul 17, 2009 at 10:02 pm

just make sure u upgrade dat exhaust into a bigger turbine nd u’ll b out of dis planet wit no doubt!

2ndgenneonshark
Jul 17, 2009 at 10:00 pm

i bet even d aliens get frequency when dat thing is on space!!! 4get ’bout analog t.v….its all ’bout digital radio now!

shawnnymayne3
Jul 17, 2009 at 9:54 pm

Woody: So THIS is what you are rolling in these days huh?
Buzz: Yep! AND CHECK OUT THE WING!!!! To Infinity And Beyond, right?!?
Woody: And you said i was a sad strange little man…..
Buzz: What?
Woody: Um… I said what a wide ranged little van!.!

DP_Accented
Jul 17, 2009 at 9:47 pm

this van flys

1918045
Jul 17, 2009 at 8:42 pm

Idgit! When I said I wanted a rear wing on the mini van, I meant a horizontal one…..

muzzsayyid
Jul 17, 2009 at 8:31 pm

nasa partners with dodge to create a new return shuttle….

2digits
Jul 17, 2009 at 8:12 pm

Person 1: I wonder if the jet car trend will ever catch on.
Person 2: Your crazy no one is that stupid
Person 1: Really? http://www.autocult.com.au/img/gallery/full/MHMRC4LF.jpg
Person 3: Wow, I just seen the coolest Nissan Primera. I think were onto something

2digits
Jul 17, 2009 at 7:56 pm

So Sarah, you still thing bigger is better? (Computer problems but it was my post)

1746026
Jul 17, 2009 at 7:54 pm

So Sarah, you still thing bigger is better?

sugrand01
Jul 17, 2009 at 7:34 pm

This Shamu transformer is gonna be in the third installment of Transformers

DJEZ016
Jul 17, 2009 at 7:28 pm

A safe way to get high with 4 star safety rating

DJEZ016
Jul 17, 2009 at 7:27 pm

I guess the soccer mom wanted a black booty

My98slvrGSX
Jul 17, 2009 at 7:20 pm

Looks like theyre gearing up for a jimmy buffett concert.

Nissan63
Jul 17, 2009 at 7:18 pm

The worlds first interesting Chrysler Minivan!

2022099
Jul 17, 2009 at 7:14 pm

this will show them ricers how it’s done

Coolcar620
Jul 17, 2009 at 6:21 pm

Honey, do you like the used Dodge Carajet I bought?

Coolcar620
Jul 17, 2009 at 6:10 pm

I ordered a private jet and this is what they gave me!?

1471153
Jul 17, 2009 at 6:10 pm

Hey, you wanna go for a ride in my Dodge Caravan Airplane Edition? Just keep in mind theres a lot of turbulence and no bathroom.

mexicanfezmonkey
Jul 17, 2009 at 6:07 pm

During these tough economic times, companies need to merge together to stay afloat.
Here we have the first example of the merger between Chrysler and Boeing.

trinistar
Jul 17, 2009 at 5:56 pm

Great milk comes from happy cows…happy cows come from space

trinistar
Jul 17, 2009 at 5:53 pm

“honey did you put gas in the Soccer Jet?”

andydarko31
Jul 17, 2009 at 5:47 pm

Just watch out when he hits 88mph

2154518
Jul 17, 2009 at 5:21 pm

you guys like my new spoiler, its a major power adder knocking my vans horsepower to a whopping 68whp

2154518
Jul 17, 2009 at 5:20 pm

you guys like my new spoiler, its a major power added knocking my vans hp to a whopping 68whp

2031135
Jul 17, 2009 at 5:10 pm

“Never fear the super soccer Mom is here”

alexrodgers
Jul 17, 2009 at 4:46 pm

They shoulda used a Chevy Lumina van, with that wing and those areo dynamics I’m pretty sure it would fly.

kyle2kw
Jul 17, 2009 at 4:21 pm

“It’s only a matter of time until we start seeing these on Civics”

1991944
Jul 17, 2009 at 4:03 pm

must be one of those aluminum falcons

1991944
Jul 17, 2009 at 4:03 pm

Where da wings?

25j25
Jul 17, 2009 at 3:53 pm

da soccer practice shuttle

piratefocus
Jul 17, 2009 at 3:49 pm

due to the national debt NASA had to find ways to make cut backs with out takes pay cuts… they are still working on it!

2071968
Jul 17, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Screw all your little imports with your small knockoff 747 wings. I’ve got the real deal

RUSTED
Jul 17, 2009 at 12:38 pm

Darth Vader called. He wants to borrow your Van for a roadtrip.

David Clarke
Jul 17, 2009 at 11:09 am

This is what happens when Killer whales get to used to captivity

brad_jolly
Jul 17, 2009 at 9:01 am

looks like alfalfa had a threesome with a penguin and a caravan. how? i have no idea.

2016971
Jul 17, 2009 at 7:59 am

a relapse into the days when boxer engines were real and wings were on planes, this old hippy is making mends with the THC filled past in a clear vision of function and japanese evolution.

b_daddyryhme
Jul 17, 2009 at 6:56 am

“Houston, we have a problem.”

PureBusiness
Jul 17, 2009 at 6:00 am

I’m going to be late for work unless i can get someone from the ground crew to pull me out to the street for my “take-off”!

PureBusiness
Jul 17, 2009 at 5:55 am

I just love my new analog t.v. antenna!

PureBusiness
Jul 17, 2009 at 5:53 am

“FOR SALE”-It has a slight pull to the left at about 600 mile per hour.

DJs-zj360
Jul 17, 2009 at 5:23 am

This might actually work…in Montana.

DJs-zj360
Jul 17, 2009 at 5:05 am

Hey! I don’t have a cow lick, do I?

DJs-zj360
Jul 17, 2009 at 5:02 am

I bet no one will notice that I bought a Mini Cooper now!

SHADOWS197GT
Jul 17, 2009 at 4:42 am

Boeing’s Newest airline! The all new 747 Mini

IH-international
Jul 17, 2009 at 4:31 am

yeah thats right! i now get to all the starwars conventions! screw you billy and your segway!!!!!

IH-international
Jul 17, 2009 at 4:28 am

yeah that right my man van does about mach 6! gets me to the moon and back! and it gets me all the space chicks! its like the greatest thing ever!
so uhhh then why then did you get it stuck in your garage last week!?
well um…………..

dragorphan
Jul 17, 2009 at 3:18 am

In an attempt to pay back the bailout money chrysler had started on a replacment for the space shuttle.

dragorphan
Jul 17, 2009 at 3:15 am

OK kids. Into the shuttle we don`t want to be late for the STAR TREK convention.