Caption Contest!

Speed_JUnkyz
May 28, 2010 at 4:09 am

Blowing pipe…one panda at a time.

gkran
Aug 20, 2009 at 10:11 am

Panda thought his exhaust would go unnoticed if he did it in the right spot.

susansmoaks
Aug 20, 2009 at 10:06 am

girl you looks good won’t you back azz up

Ardy22
Aug 20, 2009 at 9:40 am

Lost black bear doing the bump!

klp1965
Aug 20, 2009 at 8:48 am

DUNG POO PANDA

LOL

lilyk
Aug 20, 2009 at 8:23 am

This was the only character we could find at the last minute. Hello Kitty was doing an appearance at the mall.

anniewk
Aug 19, 2009 at 9:04 pm

Introducing the newest hybrid . . .the MANDA from Japan. Thinking globally, mating globally.

BoltZ22
Aug 17, 2009 at 1:46 pm

Domokun ain’t got nothing on me.

ttenner
Aug 17, 2009 at 12:34 pm

An exhaust like that has more flow than a retirement home with a shortage of Depends.

Lowtryx
Aug 17, 2009 at 11:22 am

“And, in other news today PETA protestors were up in arms over the loss of a Panda’s teeth when it mistook steel bamboo for the real thing. More at 6″

Lowtryx
Aug 17, 2009 at 11:20 am

As a result of the exponential growth of market for more fuel efficient and environmentally friendly Vehicles, vehicle power measurements will no longer be referred to as Horsepower; The days of ‘Pandapower’ are now upon us.

lilhavin301
Aug 17, 2009 at 10:01 am

And you thought it wasn’t a hybrid…

MI1XFIRE
Aug 17, 2009 at 9:56 am

First of all let me apologize as this is so wrong on many levels, but here it goes anyway “Where the heck are the PETA naked supporters when you really need them????”

petey_93
Aug 17, 2009 at 9:20 am

throw out your hands, stick out your tush…

CompassLimited
Aug 17, 2009 at 8:25 am

People panda plays portable pipes.

Mrmugsy
Aug 17, 2009 at 7:07 am

Panda: “if it gets me outta here ill take a shot in the mouth”

corneijezie
Aug 16, 2009 at 11:51 pm

Panda: im posing for the camera because its usually me behind thoses bars.

corneijezie
Aug 16, 2009 at 11:50 pm

Like O-M-G… Paris will u be my “BFF” now!!!!

corneijezie
Aug 16, 2009 at 11:47 pm

Pandas close to being extinct, Worls Crisiss. Panda pushing a car while getting butt rubbed by a flag….Priceless

Robb65
Aug 16, 2009 at 9:27 pm

Panda: We were up all night putting this thing together…..boy am I “Exhausted”….WHAT?

Robb65
Aug 16, 2009 at 8:40 pm

And the exhaust pipe’s connected to the exhaust pipe, and the exhaust pipe’s connected to the…exhaust pipe, and the exhaust pipe’s ….everybody join in…. and the exhaust pipe’s connected to the…

XTZTwinTurbo
Aug 16, 2009 at 8:14 pm

panda caught posing for a picture in front of a weird object, while barfing up a human head. see picture for details

XTZTwinTurbo
Aug 16, 2009 at 8:12 pm

run!! the panda has escaped from it’s car cage!!

XTZTwinTurbo
Aug 16, 2009 at 8:11 pm

200 exhaust pipes can’t be enough for this flaming panda. Heeeeey

tmonster
Aug 16, 2009 at 7:25 pm

ya its got side pipes

bugboysy227
Aug 16, 2009 at 6:22 pm

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is Japanese panda VS “Panda Catcher”

cgtcelica
Aug 16, 2009 at 6:22 pm

Never Trust a Panda

MI1XFIRE
Aug 16, 2009 at 5:39 pm

Speechless……

sandiego74
Aug 16, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Wiat, what the hell is going on in this picture? This isn’t a caption, it’s a serious question.

roadkill874536
Aug 16, 2009 at 1:50 pm

the car has it own rain collector!

roadkill874536
Aug 16, 2009 at 1:46 pm

dose any one have a few potatoes?

rejybaby
Aug 16, 2009 at 8:16 am

DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE !!!!!!!!!

coolcap202
Aug 16, 2009 at 7:16 am

Panda Express

gold94corolla
Aug 16, 2009 at 5:53 am

What’s up with the pipe organ exhaust?

captureoflight
Aug 16, 2009 at 5:34 am

Oh when you said just push the flag through the crack I thought you meant something completely different.

captureoflight
Aug 16, 2009 at 5:32 am

Proof was seen that the new panda breeding program is not going as the zoo hoped when the head keeper deployed his covert mobile hide.

captureoflight
Aug 16, 2009 at 5:30 am

The new Japanese safari park safety system was extreme but at least its effective.

bigboi313
Aug 15, 2009 at 9:57 pm

wdf! idk what to say

Invade
Aug 15, 2009 at 9:25 pm

The guy who owns the car must be from da hood. Nice ANTI-THEFT system. lol

74Furyous
Aug 15, 2009 at 8:10 pm

Panda drives around picking up skirts with his chick magnet of a ride only to love ‘em and leave ‘em in this new Japanese TV show – “Eats, Shoots and Leaves”.

74Furyous
Aug 15, 2009 at 7:59 pm

It’s The Super Loud Happy Fun Hour show!

satty12
Aug 15, 2009 at 7:38 pm

Why the japs should stick to small cars and not touch american muscle.

satty12
Aug 15, 2009 at 7:37 pm

What i do with the japanese flag everytime my american made and engineered saturn wipes the pavement with another civic lol just playin all you honda lovers keep doin what you do show all those people that there is replacement for displacement.

ashayne123
Aug 15, 2009 at 6:37 pm

Kids this is what happens when Japenese smoke meth and go drag racing.

mx3_racer
Aug 15, 2009 at 6:30 pm

Good thing the panda ate the owner

bigshays78elco
Aug 15, 2009 at 4:29 pm

Sexual harassment panda says “Say no to drugs kiddies”

xblackonblackx
Aug 15, 2009 at 1:27 pm

…last time i check the “organ donor” box

mbkillin55
Aug 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm

frozen panda dethawed by japanese million tailpipe car!

AudioAlchemist
Aug 15, 2009 at 11:48 am

Anchor man, “Giant Panda escapes mobile zoo exhibit and defaces nation’s flag. More details at 10:00.”

HondaWonderBoy
Aug 15, 2009 at 10:09 am

I hope these pipes make my hip look small

green89
Aug 15, 2009 at 7:51 am

My wife left me, but i didnt know it was FOR HIM !!!!!!!!

green89
Aug 15, 2009 at 7:49 am

oops, damn banner is stuck in my A@@…………AGAIN…
lol

74Furyous
Aug 15, 2009 at 6:03 am

If all pandas had an organ like this guy they wouldn’t be in danger of extinction.

PureBusiness
Aug 15, 2009 at 4:43 am

Do these shades make me look stupid?

PureBusiness
Aug 15, 2009 at 4:41 am

You should see what I do to the parking meters.

soufigured86
Aug 15, 2009 at 1:25 am

zoo keeper “the people will never come to our zoo if the damn guy who dresses as the panda keeps on parking his car in the exhibit”

soufigured86
Aug 15, 2009 at 1:22 am

well, my car is so bad ass, they put it in jail, but they need to hire a better gaurd

helloSIRjeremy
Aug 15, 2009 at 1:17 am

and thus, larry the gay panda assumed the position.

JDR1990
Aug 14, 2009 at 10:54 pm

ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SonnieD
Aug 14, 2009 at 10:26 pm

You know the economy is bad, when the dealer ship offers a free panda and portable organ if you buy a car…

SonnieD
Aug 14, 2009 at 9:51 pm

How did you get a picture of me next to my car?

Rollingon15s
Aug 14, 2009 at 7:18 pm

“”"”"”"”" HOLY SHIT !!!!!! THE PANDA JUST SHIT A RISING SUN FLAG !!!!!!!!! WTF HAS HE BEEN EATTING!!!!!

satty12
Aug 14, 2009 at 6:39 pm

I just want to punch the guy in the panda suite then take the car and drive it off a cliff with myelf still in it.

GTon18s
Aug 14, 2009 at 6:07 pm

“SAY NO TO CRACK!”

K-amped
Aug 14, 2009 at 5:51 pm

you guys think it looks stupid but you just wait till that panda attacks

mexicanfezmonkey
Aug 14, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Guy in panda suit:
“Do you think anyone will notice my horrbile car if I stand here like this?”

mexicanfezmonkey
Aug 14, 2009 at 4:50 pm

This is what happens when the Blue Man Group designs a car.

mexicanfezmonkey
Aug 14, 2009 at 4:49 pm

I don’t think that’s a standard Magnaflow system.

Bluesol92
Aug 14, 2009 at 4:46 pm

This is the getaway car? Did you even consider STEALTH?

Bluesol92
Aug 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm

James Bond Oakland edition Vanquish.

Bluesol92
Aug 14, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Do I live in a gated community? No, just my car.

Bluesol92
Aug 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm

What should follow the hearse at funerals.

Bluesol92
Aug 14, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Even the exhaust is designed with aerodynamics in mind.

Bluesol92
Aug 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm

What does this have to do with cars? Oh, wait is that? So, How do you get in?

brad_jolly
Aug 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm

(said while trying to sell the car) blind spots? just one…. one big blind spot.

brad_jolly
Aug 14, 2009 at 3:34 pm

this is why organ hero for the PS3 never gets installed into any cars.

brad_jolly
Aug 14, 2009 at 3:33 pm

all joking aside, i saw this and i thought “why would they choose this pic, it has nothing to do with a car.” then i saw it was hiding behind the exhaust…

brad_jolly
Aug 14, 2009 at 3:32 pm

screw dual exhaust, i got the centi-exhaust package.

b_daddyryhme
Aug 14, 2009 at 11:46 am

Protect YOUR car, with Panda Guard.

artie99
Aug 14, 2009 at 10:51 am

My bum is on the flag, my bum is on the flag, I didn’t even make a tailpipe gag.

GTwildfire
Aug 14, 2009 at 9:42 am

W.T.F.?!?

GTwildfire
Aug 14, 2009 at 9:41 am

“hey… it’s a living”…

GTwildfire
Aug 14, 2009 at 9:40 am

As an exhaustive search for the right japanese car came to an end, pandamonium ensued…

alondesg
Aug 14, 2009 at 8:52 am

The bear was like, “Oh god,I thought I was hungry…yuck!”

alondesg
Aug 14, 2009 at 8:41 am

Dude why are you smiling? You’re being eaten alive by a bear.

PureBusiness
Aug 14, 2009 at 7:38 am

This was the first Panda Japan ever executed for disgracing their flag by wiping his bumm with it.

David Clarke
Aug 14, 2009 at 7:00 am

::Dude in the backround:: I never thought I’d be able to check this off my list, but I’ve finally seen a panda wiping his ass with the Japaneese flag.

DJs-zj360
Aug 14, 2009 at 4:28 am

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DJs-zj360
Aug 14, 2009 at 4:20 am

What’s scary is that this actually make sense in Japan.