Caption Contest: This Week's Winner!

By John Coyle

Deputy Editor

So over the past couple of weeks, we’ve been screwing around with CarDomain, which is why you may have noticed that the homepage hadn’t changed at all. Well, after approximately a case and a half of High Life tall boys and reams upon reams of expletives, I’ve finally figured out how to update it. So what does that have to do with this week’s winner? Absolutely nothing. But I figured you guys might be curious. So let’s move on to the business at hand. This week’s winner is moparornocarman, who came up with; “Hello, OnStar? My trunk monkey is malfunctioning, please send assistance.” Congrats man! Tune in tomorrow for the next installment of our savagely popular Caption Contest!