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September 28, 2009
Fireball's "CorvetteNot"
By Fireball Tim
Movie Car Design Master
What can I say? What can I do? How can I convey the idea of something so wrong, so bad, so heanious, so utterly fantasmigorical (Yes, that’s a word, my word)… This Corvette is NOT the new hybrid concept that GM is working on (and they are…). It’s not an OLD concept car that time forgot. It’s not a simple MOD that someone bolted on. As in “NOT OLD MOD.”
THIS, my CarDomain friends, is the “CORVETTENOT.” A razzle dazzle wrong machine on every level. It’s SO bad, that it falls into the “Cool Cars from Outer Space” category that I just now created. Just NOW.
Unless, of course… YOU guys like it. Then I’ll take it all back. ……Someday.
STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE!!!
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EricShoHo
Oct 2, 2009 at 1:22 pm
So this is what happens when a c4 vette,’80s ferrari 308,and a 3000gt get togather,have a 3-way,then have an abortion…I always woundered how that would come out!
NiceN1ssAnK3V
Oct 2, 2009 at 9:41 am
Wow….nice job making the wheel/tire nice and flush with the fenders…..NOT.
BigBassAddict
Oct 2, 2009 at 4:26 am
This is a c4 corvette. He has a body kit from a magazine you can get complete. Its called the stalker. Not hard to put on at all and its not a fusion of three cars.
team5150
Oct 2, 2009 at 12:42 am
I’m thinkin it just needs a bunch of chrome stuck all over it, and then it would be saweeeet!
nailbomb
Oct 1, 2009 at 6:33 pm
That was the original F & F before the 1rst one.
weak56
Oct 1, 2009 at 10:57 am
ok uh death race#2 why havent the cars around yu blown up lol its a dumb car… any one would want a vette , why fuck wit it and mess the whole car up
KustomKiely
Oct 1, 2009 at 5:24 am
its ugly 4 sho but at least it’s different from every other one.
The_Cordia_Kid
Oct 1, 2009 at 4:04 am
The worst part is that you just KNOW the guy driving around in that thing believes it’s the most bad-ass Vette ever! When people stop and stare, he sees them, and doesn’t realize they’re pointing and giggling. He thinks, “Yep, chicks dig the car!”
I’ll bet sometimes he even tries to strike up conversations with high school girls or women at bars and asks them if they’d like to go for a ride. The interior must reek of his cologne.
dragorphan
Oct 1, 2009 at 3:48 am
It looks retarded did George Barris build it.
SexySC
Sep 30, 2009 at 6:07 pm
It Looks like A Pontiac Fiero or Toyota MR2 with a fiberglass rebody just looking at the wheelbase.
88eurotrash
Sep 30, 2009 at 4:54 pm
looking at how big the Lexus and the Toyota? next to it are…anyone think this vehicle could have started life as an early Mazda RX-7? they did have a similar shape only the RX-7 is much smaller. though the back glass is 3 pieces on the mazda, as appose to the solid hatch of the vette. just a guess
PowerTryp
Sep 30, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Tim that’s interesting but not overly special, it still looks like a Corvette when it comes down to it and the body work in that picture there looks movie grade (just fine in a picture of from a far). More wild and it’d be cool but thats borderline.
That said you missed a great pun opportunity with your name for it so I’m going to fix it for you.
Fireballs “CorvetteMeNot”
mic3mic3
Sep 30, 2009 at 7:39 am
damn
kbevere
Sep 30, 2009 at 3:41 am
i just dont understand people and there thinking :/
jeremymay555
Sep 29, 2009 at 9:59 pm
the guy in the van should ram it up that lexus’s ass.
Ratty6deuce
Sep 29, 2009 at 7:47 pm
not my gig. I respect the work and efort.
camaryyy09
Sep 29, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Looks like Tina Turner forehead.
03hondanick
Sep 29, 2009 at 7:44 pm
ready for take off
LedZeppelin
Sep 29, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Need to see more of that ……….uh……..
thing………(looks like a super car from a video game franchise….one of the unlockable supercars no one would drive in real life)
And Fantasmigorical came from the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang…
milena00
Sep 29, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Didn’t you guys actually have a SOTW that looked IDENTICAL to this except it was green and had a monster, supercharged v8? Looks badass IMHO
pr0d1gy9
Sep 29, 2009 at 5:29 pm
it looks like a yota mr2/corvette body style mixed.
tm1987
Sep 29, 2009 at 4:32 pm
I can identify the fusion of cars here! Camaro or firebird, corvette and an unknown rice burner
___nes___
Sep 29, 2009 at 3:55 pm
LOL at PureBusiness! Indeed it looks like the V.H.S. re-winders!
GMCJimmyMan
Sep 29, 2009 at 3:25 pm
someone went to alot of trouble to build it lol I would like to see the front before i can judge
thrasher86
Sep 29, 2009 at 2:20 pm
i dont care what anyone says thats a cool looking car. props to the fool who rocks that ride.
CH3VYBOI
Sep 29, 2009 at 1:54 pm
yo roush i thought the same fuckin thing. some fucking homo made this look like a vette and a 300gt and a 240z or some shit.
ROUSH_STG2
Sep 29, 2009 at 1:02 pm
When I first glanced at the picture without reading the caption, I thought it was a Mitsi 3000gt…… all I can say is “WOW WAS I WRONG”
albania_fier
Sep 29, 2009 at 12:08 pm
It does look very obtrusive and somewhat grotesque
GTwildfire
Sep 28, 2009 at 5:54 am
Worst thing about this is that – and I have to reveal this injustice – I think an actual Corvette was sacrificed to create it.
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It… with its spork ground effects. It, with its SVXesque belt molding thingy and whats with the 5 slots at the back bumper? What’s being vented back there? PURPOSE, please?!?
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Whoever designed this needs electroshock therapy. Set it to 230kV.
PureBusiness
Sep 28, 2009 at 4:52 am
Cheese-grader
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Or does it look like a V.H.S. tape re-winder from the 90′s!