Caption Contest!

g8tor
Oct 28, 2009 at 2:12 pm

o yea its the lexus that parks itself

FireDem12
Oct 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Officer, show me the sign that says I can’t.

FireDem12
Oct 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm

I’ll take the stairs.

FireDem12
Oct 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm

The meter maid will never look here.

jujustoy
Oct 12, 2009 at 8:54 pm

lets take a ride on the subway

IloveFASTcars62
Oct 12, 2009 at 11:36 am

Featuring the all new audi with a new stair climbing capability. You can now go up and down stairs in style.

mauricio1369
Oct 12, 2009 at 10:42 am

That last step’s a doosey.

Cavalier2200sfi
Oct 12, 2009 at 5:45 am

Filming for the new Italian Job 3 movie, i see they’ve upgraded to Audis this time around.

KustomKiely
Oct 12, 2009 at 4:00 am

Shut your face… Its a Quattro!

phattacorider
Oct 12, 2009 at 12:47 am

Man, this lift kit is a rip off!!

Coneruss
Oct 11, 2009 at 11:28 pm

There is a slight difference between AWD and 4×4.

Coneruss
Oct 11, 2009 at 11:20 pm

Rich people got used to their cars so much, that they forgot how to use the stairs.

Coneruss
Oct 11, 2009 at 11:18 pm

Some people think that cars can do virtually anything!

StylinEddie
Oct 11, 2009 at 10:52 pm

honey, You’ve been reading the subway map this whole time haven’t you?

t-roysi07
Oct 11, 2009 at 10:04 pm

Introducing the all new Audi Subway Car!

xznshortex
Oct 11, 2009 at 9:41 pm

Let’s just hope that people won’t fight for stair parking too.

xznshortex
Oct 11, 2009 at 9:40 pm

If those tinted headlights lead you to park in stairs, you should really consider spray painting your headlights a nice flat black.

xznshortex
Oct 11, 2009 at 9:38 pm

GPS: You have reached your destination

rupp23
Oct 11, 2009 at 8:46 pm

Cocaine! is a hell of a drug!

HEADTURNER73
Oct 11, 2009 at 8:32 pm

YEP!! THE TIRES WORK,,WE’LL CALL THEM,,”STAIR CRAWLERS”

cdurgin
Oct 11, 2009 at 8:21 pm

sorry about your coffee…. do I still get my License?

MoonMoney
Oct 11, 2009 at 8:09 pm

Go down a Subway
(Like a BOSS)
Call my Insurance
(Like a BOSS)
Now I’m F*cked
(Like a BOSS)

Pyrotechniques
Oct 11, 2009 at 7:22 pm

This guy must be Audi His mind if he thinks he can park there!

This is an “Oh Shit” moment…

If I was ashamed of my car I’d roll it down the nearest set of stairs too…

Project-Saskia
Oct 11, 2009 at 7:04 pm

Sometimes the GPS takes you places you never thought possible.

rupp23
Oct 11, 2009 at 6:29 pm

Im Rick James BITCH!

xlr8thatcamaro
Oct 11, 2009 at 4:07 pm

audi luxury to good for sidewalks

Pressed_Ham
Oct 11, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Fastest stair chair, period.

tryintostunt101
Oct 11, 2009 at 1:28 pm

I was always told the subway would save on gas, hummm lets see if that’s true

rangerxlt1999
Oct 11, 2009 at 9:56 am

“I’m just that ballin ” (driver)
“Uh… do you have AAA?!” (said to passenger)
“damn your ballin” (from the passenger)

michaelnsusan
Oct 11, 2009 at 9:25 am

This underground parking garage must be for trucks only?

EricShoHo
Oct 11, 2009 at 7:47 am

Ahhh…tourists in europe!

EricShoHo
Oct 11, 2009 at 7:46 am

Seconds eariler the driver nudged the passenger,and said”watch this”…

EricShoHo
Oct 11, 2009 at 7:35 am

Hey,he saw Top Gear do it in the Toyota pickup….so why not in a Audi?…go Quattro!

jtx702
Oct 11, 2009 at 6:40 am

Owwwdi T_T

jtx702
Oct 11, 2009 at 6:32 am

T_T

jtx702
Oct 11, 2009 at 6:26 am

2 Fast 2 Curious

HandzOfKhaoz
Oct 11, 2009 at 5:23 am

..Too much Traffic on the high way, this time let’s take that subway to work =]

Cal26Stang
Oct 11, 2009 at 1:11 am

This is what the gps said to do! It’s not my fault

lambolago12
Oct 11, 2009 at 12:35 am

“well… i figured if a mini cooper could do it, then so could i”

Officer: well sir, im going to have to write you a citation for this…. but just gimme one moment, i need to figure out what category this goes under…

Jnic815
Oct 10, 2009 at 8:33 pm

Breaking news! The worlds first car escelator was released today! Here is the exclusive picture

beecka
Oct 10, 2009 at 6:18 pm

The new Audi diet.. take the stairs once a day.

beecka
Oct 10, 2009 at 6:16 pm

how come when i entered my caption about the subway, 1992CaddyDeville got the credit?

beecka
Oct 10, 2009 at 6:14 pm

How come more people aren’t concerned?

1992CaddyDeville
Oct 10, 2009 at 6:09 pm

After racing all the other cars on the street, this cat thought he could beat the the subway.

1992CaddyDeville
Oct 10, 2009 at 6:08 pm

Its the Italian Job 2!!!

s10xtrme01
Oct 10, 2009 at 4:17 pm

The parking attendant said the entrance to the garage was around the and i couldnt miss it

FWDrag
Oct 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm

When I asked “which way to subway” I forgot to mention I wanted food! By:diamondaudio101

FWDrag
Oct 10, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Can you hear me now??? Goooood.

lAutruche
Oct 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm

“taking the stairs” its implied that you get out of your car first!!

mystikwolfcry
Oct 10, 2009 at 12:26 pm

Well if the elevator wasn’t out of order I wouldn’t have this problem!

stanggt17
Oct 10, 2009 at 11:54 am

“Umm honey… yea its me again… yea i’m stuck on a staircase this time.”

This whole German thing is not really workin out…

tom5191
Oct 10, 2009 at 11:38 am

What do you mean cars can go on the subway?!

truckkid93
Oct 10, 2009 at 11:13 am

How not to steal a safe full of gold from a former friend in revenge for killer your future lover’s father.

satty12
Oct 10, 2009 at 11:02 am

Whooo hooo i love all wheel drive i will get that ring back yet!

satty12
Oct 10, 2009 at 11:01 am

Hold on honey i dropped wedding ring on the train i need to get it back, this will take just a second.

satty12
Oct 10, 2009 at 10:59 am

THIS IS WHY I DRIVE A SATURN, NO BUILT IN GPS, NO QAUTTRO TO GET ME INTO SITUATIONS I THINK I CAN HANDLE WITH ALL WHEEL DRIVE.

DJs-zj360
Oct 10, 2009 at 10:24 am

VW people are always trying to one-up Nissan, aren’t they!

GoudyStyle
Oct 10, 2009 at 7:38 am

They told be this TT was fully loaded when I bought it, I thought that meant 4×4 was included. Damn salesman

GraveyG5
Oct 10, 2009 at 6:09 am

Subway’s broken down? I’ll be there in a sec! … yeah I got room for a few friends…

gtbic96
Oct 10, 2009 at 6:02 am

An ingenious way to avoid dings and dents from wheelchairs.

chaseshawn
Oct 10, 2009 at 4:56 am

It’s currently 5:07pm do you know where your Audi is?

chaseshawn
Oct 10, 2009 at 4:55 am

was that two lefts and and one right???? or was it two rights and one left

Bourkemaster
Oct 10, 2009 at 4:13 am

TomTom: “Turn around when possible.”

helloSIRjeremy
Oct 10, 2009 at 12:55 am

i think my gps is broken.

08iSt
Oct 10, 2009 at 12:48 am

Wait, this ISN’T the set of Italian Job 2?!!? UH, OHHHH.

UcntHngAZ
Oct 9, 2009 at 11:39 pm

After being layed off this guy decided to use Audi’s Sophisticated AWD system to make some extra cash as a 5$ escalator service— hey, times are tough.

JUiCEd_08
Oct 9, 2009 at 10:35 pm

just stay low cops wont see us here!

JUiCEd_08
Oct 9, 2009 at 10:34 pm

I’ll just quattro myself out of here.

JUiCEd_08
Oct 9, 2009 at 10:32 pm

told you I’ll be there 6 mins after five!

b_daddyryhme
Oct 9, 2009 at 5:31 pm

VW takes its “Fun Theory” to a more ‘plush’ audience with an Audi now in the mix.

see Autoblog for reference….

here’s a link, if it works…http://www.autoblog.com/2009/10/08/video-volkswagen-wants-you-to-have-fun-taking-the-stairs/#continued

NewbieMod96Geo
Oct 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm

I knew I shouldn’t have taken that acid!

NewbieMod96Geo
Oct 9, 2009 at 5:28 pm

Looks like Jimmy is getting fired from his new valet job.

NewbieMod96Geo
Oct 9, 2009 at 5:27 pm

Ohhh so the brake peddal is in the middle…

bezilla06
Oct 9, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Dang it honey i told you that road head was dangerous!

bezilla06
Oct 9, 2009 at 5:18 pm

so your telling me that blue sign doesn’t mean this is a handicap spot

bezilla06
Oct 9, 2009 at 5:17 pm

well officer what did they want me to do they don’t have a parking lot

Robb31
Oct 9, 2009 at 5:05 pm

Oh, come on. It worked with the cushion off the couch.

hasone2
Oct 9, 2009 at 4:51 pm

Reminds me of Grand Theft Auto Kill Frenzy quick getaways to the trains.

_VeTeX_
Oct 9, 2009 at 4:49 pm

I’ll call you back. I’m going into a tunnel.

ManduSS
Oct 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm

I wonder if this is another pathway of sound perception…

TunerTimD
Oct 9, 2009 at 3:28 pm

sure as hell beats taking the escalator

HondaWonderBoy
Oct 9, 2009 at 1:52 pm

Ok son, best place to practice e-brake reverse on a slope.

fixdaserver
Oct 9, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Hey Mack… this car headin’ Uptown?

Biggunna
Oct 9, 2009 at 11:59 am

Sorry, I can’t talk to you right now. I’m going into a chunnel.

JeXusZ125
Oct 9, 2009 at 11:59 am

….Damn Tourists

imehross
Oct 9, 2009 at 11:28 am

It’s not hard to learn how to drive an Audi with a stickshift , just take one step at a time.

JeXusZ125
Oct 9, 2009 at 11:21 am

Need for Speed:UNDERGROUND!!!! Literally

___nes___
Oct 9, 2009 at 10:48 am

Hello?! Oh yea did you say to take the subway or not?

snowblind7272
Oct 9, 2009 at 10:00 am

..huh, it worked on gran Tourismo….

IH-international
Oct 9, 2009 at 8:56 am

yes honey i’ll be home in 15 minutes and i’m just about to get on the subway now let go before i lose reception!

BoltZ22
Oct 9, 2009 at 7:46 am

1) BMW has finally pushed Audi underground

2) Lets see BMW beat this!

asshole11117
Oct 9, 2009 at 6:44 am

When did the parkin deck put all these speed bumps in?

PureBusiness
Oct 9, 2009 at 6:13 am

Audi,,a car even a douse bag can’t park correctly.

PureBusiness
Oct 9, 2009 at 6:11 am

Tickets for two,please!

PureBusiness
Oct 9, 2009 at 6:10 am

Why is that guy looking away,as if it’s not His Car!

troutster52
Oct 9, 2009 at 5:38 am

Yes, I need to be directed to who I need to file a complaint with regarding inaccurate GPS directions

Robb65
Oct 9, 2009 at 5:24 am

Damn Autopark

DJs-zj360
Oct 9, 2009 at 4:37 am

Don’t worry they’re just testing the new quattro system. Just move along and remember you…saw…NOTHING!

DJs-zj360
Oct 9, 2009 at 4:33 am

Breaking news! Audi’s latest transit system concept is a great hit!

Robb65
Oct 9, 2009 at 4:14 am

Yeah, Hi..Triple A, guess what I did.

Robb65
Oct 9, 2009 at 4:13 am

Yes sweetheart I just came from the ATM, I’m entering the subway now!

Blackcompany
Oct 9, 2009 at 2:55 am

I was trying to be economical and decided to take the subway.