Caption Contest!

thybroven
Apr 18, 2010 at 10:06 am

aaa duckie!!!

gotgame912
Oct 22, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Hey Dad,….I think something BIG is on the line!!!

1_eyed_bob
Oct 21, 2009 at 4:23 pm

So.. was the chick worth it?

Pyrotechniques
Oct 21, 2009 at 3:52 pm

You should see what I caught LAST week.

neeleyracing
Oct 21, 2009 at 2:03 pm

The imagination of a 6-year old during bathtime…. It’s a wonderful thing isn’t it?

fireball22
Oct 21, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Fly fishing for giant ducks.

sparkyboss429
Oct 21, 2009 at 11:15 am

What the Duck?!?!? How’d my car get up there?

leojmcca
Oct 21, 2009 at 10:20 am

The only difference between men and boys are the price of their toys

leojmcca
Oct 21, 2009 at 10:19 am

Scubbing Bubbles under the micro scope in the bath tub.

BoltZ22
Oct 21, 2009 at 7:05 am

Rubber Ducky, You’re so big. You make me think I shouldn’t have taken that swig. Rubber Ducky, I’m drowning in the water because of you.

BoltZ22
Oct 21, 2009 at 7:00 am

Thats Quacktastic!

goosie
Oct 21, 2009 at 6:45 am

Hey, did anyone else notice theres a car being hoisted by a crane in this picture too?

Jbaker1121
Oct 21, 2009 at 6:19 am

1. due to the recent economy, automakers need to hang in there after testing the waters, it can be very dangerous. Example: giant duck.

2.This is what happens when automakers try to test the waters in the market in this economy.

3. driver: “officer, I’m not drunk: I was distracted by the 70 foot duck and didn’t realize I was driving towards the water.”
officer: “the suspect is under obvious drug use, stating they saw a giant duck, I’m bringing him in.”
duck: quack.

lite_brite_neon
Oct 21, 2009 at 6:05 am

Dude!! Theres my car. =]

SOLO-I
Oct 21, 2009 at 5:19 am

Damnit I hate Going after Godzillas Bath toys!!!

ROUSH_STG2
Oct 21, 2009 at 5:12 am

These Macy’s parade are starting to get out of control!

fomin_15
Oct 20, 2009 at 9:43 pm

Maybe we should try smaller bait???

Robb65
Oct 20, 2009 at 8:29 pm

So this is what you use for bait to catch a 50 foot duck…..who knew?

peteswrxturbo
Oct 20, 2009 at 7:45 pm

Amazingly enough, no one in this picture is looking at the 50′ duck.

peteswrxturbo
Oct 20, 2009 at 7:44 pm

“I told you we couldn’t drive to England.”

peteswrxturbo
Oct 20, 2009 at 7:42 pm

French car wash.

peteswrxturbo
Oct 20, 2009 at 7:33 pm

As Jim explained to his son, “This is exactly how you fish for transformers.”

brandonxx23
Oct 20, 2009 at 1:28 pm

Im hooked on volkswagen

Legacy_camaro
Oct 20, 2009 at 10:39 am

oh, well here’s your problem!

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fireball22
Oct 20, 2009 at 9:04 am

It was like this officer… my best bud tell me that we need to drive down to the wharf to check out the chicks and it just went to hell from there…

7urtle
Oct 20, 2009 at 12:00 am

paul bunyans tub

phattacorider
Oct 19, 2009 at 9:56 pm

This is what rubber duckies play with in THEIR tubs

jesse_honda18
Oct 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm

Ok now! maybe if we can get it to eat the rabbit it will leave our town alone…

Robb65
Oct 19, 2009 at 9:13 pm

I’m not sure what happened, we were just cruisin’ down by the wharf, when all of a sudden……DUCK…. and here we are being fished out of the ocean.

fixdaserver
Oct 19, 2009 at 7:00 pm

“Duck season!, no….. it’s VW Wabbit season!”

cgtcelica
Oct 19, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Screw the car, check out the twin turbo duckie

Greg311
Oct 19, 2009 at 3:21 pm

Bert and Ernie Learn to Drive. ..Part 1

wheelincj7
Oct 19, 2009 at 3:21 pm

I swear dude… this duck came out of the air bag and saved my life!

helloSIRjeremy
Oct 19, 2009 at 3:13 pm

a sacrifice to the great duckie god.

carsick30
Oct 19, 2009 at 3:09 pm

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to AFLAC!

PsychoVolvo
Oct 19, 2009 at 2:08 pm

They immediately regretted trying to make a FWD sequel to Gymkhana 2.

cruzzin84
Oct 19, 2009 at 2:00 pm

scuba man 1″i cant get over the size of that duck”
scuba man 2″where is batman when we need him the penguin is at it
again”
crane operator”thank god for the duck because no one saw me bust my cab window out with this damn VW”

DragonCrane
Oct 19, 2009 at 1:25 pm

“Ok Ok, enough of your lies Chunk. Is this like time when ninjas were taking over all the Dominos? Huh?! Is this like the time President Bush said there was WMD’s in a country that ironically his pops had trouble with but no one could find anything but went to war anyway and then goes “Ooops my bad” when he still didn’t find anything? or like the time you Corey Feldman was sober on set? Ha? Huh?! Or how about the tiiiii….Holy Mary Mother of Duck…!”

Idefix
Oct 19, 2009 at 12:10 pm

Don’t be fooled, big colorful bait won’t necessarily catch the big fish. Only Das Auto may catch Das boot. VW, sold in your nearest bait shop.

FireDem12
Oct 19, 2009 at 12:10 pm

As the people of Troy go about their lives, a giant present from Greece arrives by sea…

ROUSH_STG2
Oct 19, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Rubber Duckey your the one, you make flipping cars so much fun

ROUSH_STG2
Oct 19, 2009 at 12:02 pm

In todays news, Godzilla returns…estimated property damage at 59 million dollars, Rubber Ducky however foiled his plan and saved the Sea side town…..Rubber Duckey 1 Godzilla 0

FireDem12
Oct 19, 2009 at 11:58 am

When I asked you to create a diversion so Greenpeace wouldn’t notice the car, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. Good job, though.

FireDem12
Oct 19, 2009 at 11:56 am

As cleanup work continues at the site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, the long-term effects of radiation exposure are becoming more pronounced.

stav20
Oct 19, 2009 at 10:57 am

the duck was tired of everyone playing with him so he decided to take this golf n play with it in the tub

privateryan2
Oct 19, 2009 at 10:01 am

Rubber Duckie mothership and her bath toys.

74sundance
Oct 19, 2009 at 9:58 am

In todays news,
Volkswagen driver sues Macy’s parade organizers after rouge parade float caused near fatal accident.Many eye witnesses stated that moments before the accident people were herd yelling get the “DUCK” out of the way.

74sundance
Oct 19, 2009 at 9:37 am

Honest officer I haven’t been drinking,I swear I swerved to avoid a 50 foot duck that was crossing the road.

RVAE34
Oct 19, 2009 at 8:31 am

At last they finally subdue the giant killer duckie with tranquilizers. Now on to the dirty job of cleaning up the death toll its killing spree.

Taking “Golf” too seriously. I will just go ahead and take a mulligan on this one. Four!!!

KustomKiely
Oct 19, 2009 at 8:20 am

Thats the last time your mom drives…

TIT4N
Oct 19, 2009 at 8:17 am

The Duck: ” I was only Playing Golf”.

00AleroKid
Oct 19, 2009 at 7:23 am

if i ever find out who the duck did this im going to squeeze them to death

Famiglia
Oct 19, 2009 at 6:36 am

Rubber Duckie, you’re the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun…

cruzzin84
Oct 19, 2009 at 1:51 am

scuba man 1 “told you the giant duck would bring us business”
scuba man 2 “looks like i owe you $50″

cruzzin84
Oct 19, 2009 at 12:34 am

man this is the 5th car today that we have pulled out! people just cant stop starring at that damn duck!

TheMellonedOne
Oct 17, 2009 at 5:27 pm

volkswagen!

MiamiMiataGroup
Oct 17, 2009 at 6:45 am

Oh boy my new AWD kicks ass this thing grips on to anything since I swapped my rear end, look I will climb that crane and reach the top of the boom.

MiamiMiataGroup
Oct 17, 2009 at 6:38 am

Oh boy you don’t want to know I installed a blower and a turbo in my engine I am making like 2000 HP, Look bro I can step on this thing jump the river and land on that crane there wanna bet? NO SWEAT, WOW AND YOU CAN DO THAT?

CHIF8008
Oct 16, 2009 at 11:45 pm

where the heck did the duck come from?

89RSCAMAROMAN
Oct 16, 2009 at 10:56 pm

Guys in red ” Does he have Insurance, Road Side assistance or AFLAC!”

Jnic815
Oct 16, 2009 at 10:23 pm

Reffering to the two guys in red on the right:
Idiot1: We are goin giant duck fishin today skeeter
Idiot2: what bait should we try?
Idiot1:Hmm lets try the volkswagen today
Idiot2; shhhhh! i think he see’s us!!!!!

Jnic815
Oct 16, 2009 at 10:19 pm

This was the backup plan for cash for clunkers… a duck that poops out old cars into the water

4g63eclipse
Oct 16, 2009 at 9:23 pm

We told you to pay your taxes. Did you not believe us? Well now you have to deal with the Duck!

CYRUSARROW
Oct 16, 2009 at 7:58 pm

Have you seen where they drop the cow in with raptors on Jurasic Park? The same thing is going to happen here. Instead of the frantic mooing and vicous raptor sounds, replace with frantic honking and vicous quacking. When the crane pulls up all that is left is rubber tires. The duck isn’t going to eat rubber, that would make him a cannibal.

stgunit
Oct 16, 2009 at 7:19 pm

Im hooked on Volkswagens

Vailliant402
Oct 16, 2009 at 7:14 pm

Even god has toys in his bath tub

74Furyous
Oct 16, 2009 at 4:44 pm

You’re looking at two large bills in the same picture.

74Furyous
Oct 16, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Damn. If only that was a chicken. I got a hilarious cash for cluckers caption.

74Furyous
Oct 16, 2009 at 4:37 pm

The way I heard it, it all started when two guys were driving along the waterfront when the passenger yells “Duck!”.

08iSt
Oct 16, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Duck: “I hate it here….”

Alex Vickers
Oct 16, 2009 at 4:05 pm

So is the Volkswagen bait or was it the catch of the day?

Pyrotechniques
Oct 16, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Drop the V-Dub on the Duck and let’s call it a day, okay?

HondaWonderBoy
Oct 16, 2009 at 9:51 am

Okay! Distraction successful, make a bolt for it!!

MoparRob07
Oct 16, 2009 at 9:37 am

The One That Got AWAY
“So Joe, uh, how big was that dauck you said you saw?”

Bschall
Oct 16, 2009 at 8:39 am

Guilty lookin’ duck, waterlogged Jetta and a bald rescue diver proudly wearin his fruit of the loom… druggs are bad mkay.

MattHayhurst
Oct 16, 2009 at 8:28 am

Guy 1: Steady, steady,rotate the crane a bit to right.

Guy 2: Run, it’s DuckZilla!

beecka
Oct 16, 2009 at 8:13 am

I think I’m going to take a mulligan..

IH-international
Oct 16, 2009 at 8:13 am

sesame street gone wild!!! ernies new rubber ducky!!! and burts crashed car……….

IH-international
Oct 16, 2009 at 8:11 am

i think you need to upgrade to the 120,000 test line if you wanna catch duckzilla

beecka
Oct 16, 2009 at 8:11 am

WHAT THE DUCK?

IH-international
Oct 16, 2009 at 8:10 am

i think were gonna need something bigger like a cadillac to catch duckzilla

Michael Berenis
Oct 16, 2009 at 7:22 am

Behind the scenes from “Godzilla vs Ducki”

_VeTeX_
Oct 16, 2009 at 7:10 am

This is actually the world’s largest bathtub play set.

MoparRob07
Oct 16, 2009 at 6:42 am

Due to the new “Catch and Release” guidelines imposed on commercial fishing, this catch didn’t meet the size requirements and had to be tossed back in.

David Clarke
Oct 16, 2009 at 6:36 am

In Ghost Busters 3 ray thinks of a rubber duckie…. it still didnt work.

b_daddyryhme
Oct 16, 2009 at 5:11 am

Cause of accident on police report, huge duck sighting.

PureBusiness
Oct 16, 2009 at 5:07 am

Someone always gets hurt when you two play together.