Caption Contest!

666criket
Jan 3, 2010 at 9:17 am

YOU MORON! When i tell you to put it on the water, i mean THE BOAT!

legitmoney
Oct 26, 2009 at 3:18 pm

When he said we were going to a spot that you could practically step out onto the river. I didn’t think this was what he meant.

legitmoney
Oct 26, 2009 at 3:16 pm

OHHH!! That’s why the sign said kayak parking only.

Splitnrag
Oct 26, 2009 at 8:32 am

Damnit I knew I shouldn’t have let my wife drive

spk02
Oct 26, 2009 at 8:16 am

defy the river with all new subaru legacy awd and now made even better sold with the all new top of the line edition subaru kayaks and roofracks.

MI1XFIRE
Oct 26, 2009 at 7:42 am

Well the sales guy referred to it as a subee, but dammed I should have remembered to close the tailgate before sending it off on its madden voyage!

DJs-zj360
Oct 26, 2009 at 7:23 am

Dammit! Where’s Clarkson when ya need him! Big oaf probably drowned.

74sundance
Oct 26, 2009 at 6:40 am

I think I’ll just report it stolen.

goosie
Oct 26, 2009 at 5:50 am

worst day ever! first he gets stuck wearing that there blue jumpsuit next he realizes him and his buddies were supposed to go kayaking, and now a flash flood has swallowed up his suby.

troutster52
Oct 26, 2009 at 4:07 am

No honey, you’re doing fine, just accelerate a little more, you’re almost there.

carsick30
Oct 26, 2009 at 3:53 am

the alaskan bear hungrily awaits the perfect catch as the spawning salmon move upstream. stay tuned…

chomp_sticks
Oct 25, 2009 at 10:34 pm

Oh no! Looks like the a kayaker has flipped over in the white water rapids. Watch closely as he uses hatch to flip back over.

deepwater805
Oct 25, 2009 at 8:52 pm

Watdaya mean ya take da kayaks off first…..?

Robb31
Oct 25, 2009 at 5:29 pm

Wow the tide really does come in really fast..

TheMellonedOne
Oct 25, 2009 at 12:47 pm

uhhh, the items on the roof are the only things that belong in that stream you bozo!

thisisaname
Oct 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm

not sure what im doing wrong here.. the guy at the dealership said it was a SUB compact!

boost_pimpin
Oct 25, 2009 at 9:15 am

BING!!!!!!!!!

LOL.

mielkedesign
Oct 25, 2009 at 8:23 am

with my boat all i do is just back into the lake, i dont get why this didnt work.

davect01
Oct 25, 2009 at 7:09 am

Sometimes following the directions on a GPS too literally can lead to trouble.

davect01
Oct 25, 2009 at 7:06 am

So once again the marketing geniuses had a great idea on paper.

davect01
Oct 25, 2009 at 7:04 am

Good thing it is a rental! Ya think I will get my deposit back?

iliamatveyev
Oct 25, 2009 at 12:27 am

Hey guys! Check out what I can do… wait…

dragorphan
Oct 25, 2009 at 12:08 am

What do you mean the R is not for rapids.

Alex Vickers
Oct 24, 2009 at 10:44 pm

Much in the same way stickers don’t make a Civic faster, they don’t make a Subaru able to leap-frog boulders.

Alex Vickers
Oct 24, 2009 at 10:41 pm

This idea didn’t even look good on paper.

Driftin_Angel777
Oct 24, 2009 at 10:12 pm

Umm….I don’t think this is gonna work.

ArchangelJeron
Oct 24, 2009 at 9:16 pm

In Soviet Russia, rapids ride you!

muscle_truck_4x4
Oct 24, 2009 at 7:26 pm

AWD HAHAHA it’ll never be like real 4×4

PIchillin456
Oct 24, 2009 at 7:23 pm

That really sux cuz that’s a real photo. It looks photoshopped but its real.

OldsCruiser
Oct 24, 2009 at 6:52 pm

Crap! This is the last time I listen to this stupid GPS telling me where to turn…, Thanks for nothing H.A.L.

jfunckSE-R
Oct 24, 2009 at 6:29 pm

I didn’t even get my paddle wet.

jfunckSE-R
Oct 24, 2009 at 6:27 pm

Possibilities, it’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.

jfunckSE-R
Oct 24, 2009 at 6:22 pm

OOOPs thats right the owners manual said it was only capable of class 3 rapids

fatratmatt
Oct 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm

I dont know something just dont look right?

GuerillaPurple
Oct 24, 2009 at 1:00 pm

So the W in AWD doesn’t stand for water?

t-roysi07
Oct 24, 2009 at 11:33 am

Subarus arent that capable i guess

mexicanfezmonkey
Oct 24, 2009 at 10:40 am

Note to self: Remove kayaks from roof before riding the rapids.

PIchillin456
Oct 24, 2009 at 10:17 am

This is what happens when you’re drinking at a bar and decide that not only you can do white water kayaking but that you need prove your kayaking skills and do some white water kayaking right NOW. How do I know this? Don’t ask.

raceline15
Oct 24, 2009 at 9:42 am

man i thought the subaru could do the same job has the kayak

ttenner
Oct 24, 2009 at 6:48 am

Oh balloon boy…..where are you when I need you?!?!

ttenner
Oct 24, 2009 at 6:45 am

You know how NOS stickers add 100 hp to civics. Well North Face stickers make a Subaru walk on water!!

SlikkStylez
Oct 24, 2009 at 1:34 am

“well…my wife is going to kill me”

bumpin_retta
Oct 24, 2009 at 12:22 am

beavers dont have anything on this guy

IH-international
Oct 23, 2009 at 11:09 pm

pretty soon we’ll be seeing cars on kayaks on the freeways!!!

Robb65
Oct 23, 2009 at 8:51 pm

Um..excuse me, “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG”

Pyrotechniques
Oct 23, 2009 at 8:40 pm

Subaru said it could go ANYWHERE offroad, I knew I should have bought a Land Rover.

Who’s gonna tow me out of THIS one?

Sorry Bub, Subarus don’t float either.

cknarf
Oct 23, 2009 at 8:17 pm

….toooooo….farrrrrr….

PureBusiness
Oct 23, 2009 at 7:38 pm

Is it me or do the stickers on the window imply that he is in fact a Pro and knows what he’s doing?

74Furyous
Oct 23, 2009 at 7:31 pm

Nothing to worry about. It’s a Fjord!

2000silverstang
Oct 23, 2009 at 7:27 pm

at least i put my windows up

md3rdgen
Oct 23, 2009 at 6:18 pm

owner watched too many videos on youtube of redneck boat launching and thought he was supposed to do this with his kayaks

md3rdgen
Oct 23, 2009 at 6:17 pm

Hmmm. i wonder if salmon are as dumb as the bird on the windex commercial, if so ive got lunch.

GTwildfire
Oct 23, 2009 at 5:36 pm

Is that guy doing a walkabout… the Outback?
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(sorry, I couldn’t resist)

GTwildfire
Oct 23, 2009 at 5:34 pm

Don’t worry. The Kayaks are rentals.

GTwildfire
Oct 23, 2009 at 5:31 pm

Great! now we need 3 or 4 more so we can walk across…

scflowmaster
Oct 23, 2009 at 5:20 pm

screw the kayaks, I got a Subaru

25j25
Oct 23, 2009 at 5:17 pm

fail

25j25
Oct 23, 2009 at 5:16 pm

dis is wat subaru doesnt want you to see

25j25
Oct 23, 2009 at 5:16 pm

redneck kayaking

MI1XFIRE
Oct 23, 2009 at 4:31 pm

up the creek without a paddle?

thegift_curse
Oct 23, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Ooohhh… I’m supposed to take the kayaks off first….

PureBusiness
Oct 23, 2009 at 3:34 pm

In Alaska since there is no agents around we all have to go to classes just so we can write our own insurance claims!

PureBusiness
Oct 23, 2009 at 3:29 pm

Ok so if i put my hands on my hips and scowl at my handy work maybe it won’t look like it’s entirely all my fault when the insurance guy looks at these pictures.

74Furyous
Oct 23, 2009 at 3:08 pm

If he meets another car, does he keep to the left or the right?

74Furyous
Oct 23, 2009 at 3:07 pm

I had this planned to the T. Suit, kayaks, provisions, everything. THEN I GO AND RUN OUT OF GAS!!

HondaWonderBoy
Oct 23, 2009 at 2:53 pm

The best thing is, the Subbie came with the kayake!

HondaWonderBoy
Oct 23, 2009 at 2:52 pm

What do you get when Toyota interbreds with Salmon?? one confused Subbie

apomoransky
Oct 23, 2009 at 2:40 pm

for pete sake, the dealership said it was an “all terrain” vehicle

FireDem12
Oct 23, 2009 at 1:18 pm

Silly car. Kayaking is for PEOPLE. Now get out of there before you catch a cold.

*This submission not part of contest, just for fun

FireDem12
Oct 23, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Dear Journal: Kayaking trip off to rocky start.

*This submission not part of contest, just for fun

FireDem12
Oct 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm

It worked in the Oregon Trail…

*This submission not part of contest, just for fun

_VeTeX_
Oct 23, 2009 at 11:36 am

Due to un-originality among writers today, we are seeing more and more remakes of classic movies updated to the new millennium. Here is a prime example of Paramount studios’ take on “Deliverance”

Nessababy
Oct 23, 2009 at 9:29 am

Or Or

Oh shit where’d I put my paddle

Nessababy
Oct 23, 2009 at 9:28 am

Oh shit where’d I put my keys!

1sickrubicon
Oct 23, 2009 at 8:27 am

Man i need to get a warn powerplant winch!

EatsRiceZ28
Oct 23, 2009 at 7:58 am

Ooooh ONLY the kayaks go in the water.

dodahman
Oct 23, 2009 at 7:18 am

Dude, you should totally try to do an Eskimo Roll, you’ll pop right out of there!

DJs-zj360
Oct 23, 2009 at 6:07 am

Or is it Toyota?

DJs-zj360
Oct 23, 2009 at 6:02 am

Don’t worry he already figured it out. Shoulda bought a JEEP!