Caption Contest!

ILLY-Sase
Nov 19, 2009 at 9:03 am

At least I got my Chicken…

Nessababy
Nov 18, 2009 at 12:38 pm

I went to New Orleans and all I got was this trophy.

(Yes I know it isn’t N.O, Obviously.)

snowblind7272
Nov 17, 2009 at 10:29 am

I tell ya joe Extreme home makeover comes up with the coolest ways to demo houses. Give that Ty guy a fricken trophy.

blazepr24
Nov 16, 2009 at 11:27 am

So glad I installed lo-jack…. I would have never found my trophy!

4-circles
Nov 16, 2009 at 11:00 am

All in a day’s work!

fordrocker121
Nov 16, 2009 at 9:10 am

1 Stinger Missile = 1.2 Million Dollars
or
1 Broke down, worthless truck

You Decide.

ROUSH_STG2
Nov 16, 2009 at 8:06 am

There should be a way to edit your comment!

Why Micheal Jackson doesnt drive after award shows!

ROUSH_STG2
Nov 16, 2009 at 8:05 am

Why Micheal Jackson never drove!

ROUSH_STG2
Nov 16, 2009 at 8:02 am

The last time I take my award winning truck thru this car wash!

ROUSH_STG2
Nov 16, 2009 at 7:52 am

Whoops forgot to finish my caption:

How swine flu infected trucks are disinffected in California! When it comes to prevention, everyones a winner!

ROUSH_STG2
Nov 16, 2009 at 7:49 am

How swine flu infected trucks are disinffected in California!

sikwititevo9
Nov 16, 2009 at 7:20 am

the best drive thru in the world. as you can see that the owner is walking away with the trophy. lol

KustomKiely
Nov 16, 2009 at 5:47 am

This isnt a trophey anymore, its my toilet. Thats why I wear this mask you idiot….

Lowe_rider89
Nov 15, 2009 at 10:22 pm

I got this big trophy and I didn’t even make it all the way through the house

Lowe_rider89
Nov 15, 2009 at 10:21 pm

No, I told them I wanted the truck on the other side of the house

Wonderhippi
Nov 15, 2009 at 7:02 pm

I Knew I shouldnt have had those 20 bean burritos for supper at the debut of Michael Jacksons This Is It but I managed to get this trophy out of it.

CH3VYBOI
Nov 15, 2009 at 6:56 pm

TORNADO TOUCHES DOWN IN MEXICO

TIGHTEXPLORER
Nov 15, 2009 at 6:42 pm

man i told u when i get my 1st trophy i would bring the house down now look what i can do

fieroguy1
Nov 15, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Taylor asked me to get her trophy back, But Kanye deserved one better.

Michael Berenis
Nov 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm

1st place in parallel parking goes to…

Alex Vickers
Nov 15, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Looks like somebody’s going home in a Previa.

sbs82
Nov 15, 2009 at 4:06 pm

Well, of course he crashed. That’s what happens when you drive without tires.

Mannyville
Nov 15, 2009 at 3:03 pm

And Superman wins the “sneeze your truck into a building” contest with a last minute blow, and miraclously no one notices his disguise as a body double for Michael Jackson for the Luxor Hotel and Casino.

HeavensSul
Nov 15, 2009 at 2:31 pm

SPEED channel’s “Pass Time” and “Home Makeovers” team up for a new reality show where one winner gets there dream home with the fastest time possible. Dan won with a one-of-a-kind home destruction, incredible 45 second time limit.

PIchillin456
Nov 15, 2009 at 1:48 pm

This is what happens when you piss off an award-winning crane operator…

kyle1281989
Nov 15, 2009 at 1:27 pm

“That was a thriller!”

primer2tone
Nov 15, 2009 at 11:30 am

The “Trophy Surgeon” has struck again, leaving this town in a utter ruin.

degolladoresq
Nov 15, 2009 at 11:06 am

pic taken from jalopnik.

bigbad4runner
Nov 15, 2009 at 10:58 am

next time READ THE FINE PRINT!

bigbad4runner
Nov 15, 2009 at 10:54 am

well shit it worked in the commercial!!! at least i got this SUWEET trophy

leojmcca
Nov 15, 2009 at 10:36 am

In the post 2012 destruction world, Jimmy wins the Ms. Hawaiian Tropic contest.

onthegreenlight
Nov 15, 2009 at 8:46 am

and just to think when the dealer told me i should get a ford for this kind of work i laughed… maybe they are built tougher than nissan :/

EricShoHo
Nov 15, 2009 at 8:43 am

I heard that the Top Gear tv show was running a “can you destroy your toyota p/u?”contest,and I won this trophy for my efforts…as for the wheels…thats what I get for doing the stunt yesterday in a bad part of town,and as for the mask…note to self…next time I do a stunt like that,make sure there wasnt a swine flu outbreak the week before!

yllwbnna1
Nov 15, 2009 at 7:40 am

-Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little walk on the catwalk
-I’m too sexy for my truck too sexy for my truck
Too sexy by far

lite_brite_neon
Nov 15, 2009 at 7:06 am

i just realized there isnt any tires on the truck….

myinfinitiI-30
Nov 15, 2009 at 7:04 am

i tried to tell the guy at the trophy store his toyota wasnt as tough as my nissan . Got my biggest micheal jackson fan trophy for free

98AltimaSe
Nov 15, 2009 at 7:02 am

i tried to tell the guy at the trophy store his toyata wasnt as tough as my nissan now i got my biggest micheal jackson fan trophy for free

ruizf22
Nov 15, 2009 at 6:12 am

hey bob this is “S.C,” man i won the “best parking contest” and the funny thing is that i did it with no wheels on. i got my trophy and i left my initials on the wall of fame, you know what I’m saying

phattacorider
Nov 15, 2009 at 1:04 am

‘Crash’ of the Titan.

PIchillin456
Nov 14, 2009 at 7:20 pm

Step 1. Ram my Titan into middle school-Check!
Step 2. Climb thru the rubble and steal Timmy’s 6th grade first place trophy that was rightfully mine-Check!
Step 3. Put on mask to hide my identity and walk away like nothing happened-Check!

Damn I’m good.

HQforme
Nov 14, 2009 at 7:16 pm

Attempts by newly formed Mexican Top Gear at replicating the UK version’s famous Toyota Pickup episode failed miserably.

Trophy liberated from wrecked pickup. Bodies deemed worthless.

Modern archaeology?

mistad
Nov 14, 2009 at 6:10 pm

Ok, maybe winning first place in last nights beer drinking contest isn’t as good a thing as I thought it would be. Where in the world did I get this mask from. Oh well.

PureBusiness
Nov 14, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Nothing new here..Just that,the people in California are getting way to use to these earthquakes?
_

Looks like(again..)The last guy on earth wins the Olympics?
-

Visual,not need..BE the Better Breather, BE the Better Breather!

Youll_Lose
Nov 14, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Billy-Bob takes the gold in the Pabst sponsored Ram

primer2tone
Nov 14, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Yes! I’m bringing home the gold. At the cost of my home and transportation. But check out this sweet trophy.
-Michael Jackson’s biggest fan

cknarf
Nov 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Yeah, I won. Probably shoulda used the van though…

MoonMoney
Nov 14, 2009 at 12:20 pm

Any crash you can walk away from….is a first place crash

GuerillaPurp
Nov 14, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Im the king of the hill, and I got a trophy to prove it.

CoolGreenEyes
Nov 14, 2009 at 12:01 pm

loook mom look wht i can do drive a dodge into my own house and i won a trophy at the same time

SlikkStylez
Nov 14, 2009 at 11:19 am

good thing my lunchbox didnt get damaged. whew!

RED_RUM_N_BUD
Nov 14, 2009 at 7:29 am

warning childern should never play with TOYOTAS

RED_RUM_N_BUD
Nov 14, 2009 at 7:28 am

guy was pissed he couldnt get into sema so he crashed the place

carboncrazy
Nov 14, 2009 at 5:49 am

and the topgear award for killing the pick up truck goes to……..

Moneys_Ride
Nov 14, 2009 at 2:58 am

WTF?! THAT WAS MY HOUSE!!!

potatoes4
Nov 14, 2009 at 2:24 am

hey mom, I got first place in the Art Showing. Look at my trophy

luv2accelr8
Nov 13, 2009 at 9:27 pm

The new Call of Duty, World at war 2, features a realistic afghanistan map.

soufigured86
Nov 13, 2009 at 6:39 pm

and the award for best crash, 2009 goes to…

dallastx214
Nov 13, 2009 at 6:22 pm

Trophy, Trophy, Trophy Nissan

bbasdeo
Nov 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm

i didnt do it …..wat truck is it

65stangGuy
Nov 13, 2009 at 4:47 pm

i told them id get the trophy out that store without using a brick

Gobbs_stopper
Nov 13, 2009 at 4:42 pm

New Summer X-games Series

Burnout Takedown True Life! He’s is the 2009 champion

Y2K_TJ
Nov 13, 2009 at 3:21 pm

AND THE AWARD FOR WORST PARELLEL PARKING GOES TOO!!

Esoteric18
Nov 13, 2009 at 2:09 pm

I meant doesnt lol

Esoteric18
Nov 13, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Good thing I had this mask on, I might have been hurt otherwise.
I guess putting a trophy in the truck does make it jump like a trophy truck.

Jnic815
Nov 13, 2009 at 1:42 pm

New on SPEED chanel Demolition derby: trucks vs buildings… looks like a tie to me, you decide sunday 10pm eastern time!!!

fixdaserver
Nov 13, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Imagination without skill gives us modern art.

ST3ALTHMOD3
Nov 13, 2009 at 12:09 pm

If you can’t Dodge it, Ram it

thegarbear05
Nov 13, 2009 at 11:30 am

at least i dont have h1n1 and i walk away with my trophe

GTwildfire
Nov 13, 2009 at 11:23 am

…and here comes Phil McCracken with his 3rd Pistin Cup. This concludes our coverage of the finals in the 12th running of Breatholizer Series Racing.

lite_brite_neon
Nov 13, 2009 at 11:22 am

man….i knew when me and my buddies were talking about a new dukes of hazard we should of used a charger…..a pick up is too heavy

GTwildfire
Nov 13, 2009 at 11:19 am

W-wait… I thought it was craaash for clunkers.

GTwildfire
Nov 13, 2009 at 11:16 am

Our time machine brought us to the future, where Prince Michael Jackson had just won Death Race 2020.
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Having witnessed this, we’re now wishing the world as we knew it DID end on Dec. 21st, 2012…

NSGrandAm
Nov 13, 2009 at 9:18 am

You can steal my wheels, but you’ll be prying my Go-kart Driver’s Championship trophy from my cold dead hands.

BoltZ22
Nov 13, 2009 at 8:23 am

And that my friend is how you get a trophy in Burnout.

usnrocker
Nov 13, 2009 at 8:13 am

Well…. The new wreckin ball didn’t last too long… But the job is 75% complete now…. I just hope it was the right building

PureBusiness
Nov 13, 2009 at 8:00 am

It either a Taco Bell with a neat little moat, or a guy…aw,, i got nothing.

canaryrx8
Nov 13, 2009 at 7:03 am

meh, it’ll buff out!

bigfazolie
Nov 13, 2009 at 6:52 am

and you thought fiberglass was hard…

DJs-zj360
Nov 13, 2009 at 6:03 am

Swine flu, it can help you win at sneezing contests.

bigfazolie
Nov 13, 2009 at 5:52 am

what am i going to tell my insurance company…