Caption Contest!

FireDem12
Dec 10, 2009 at 1:02 pm

Check out my breakdance moves!

FireDem12
Dec 10, 2009 at 1:02 pm

And when the Toyota suggested eliminating Bud Light at meetings to save money…

FireDem12
Dec 10, 2009 at 1:01 pm

So, not an exit?

Goldfire99
Dec 8, 2009 at 11:08 am

Wait till the wife hears this. no skin again tonight.

michledd86
Dec 8, 2009 at 10:08 am

You know what they say: “The vehicles value drops as soon as you drive it off the lot!”

PureBusiness
Dec 8, 2009 at 9:44 am

The “Dress code” here is strictly enforced,-oh and that goes for your car too!

CoolGreenEyes
Dec 8, 2009 at 7:48 am

How come when I post a joke here and then sign out, my name disappears and someone else’s name shows up in my place?

Cannonshot
Dec 7, 2009 at 8:31 pm

First police officer: Looks like she jumped! Second police officer: No I think someone pushed her!

Cannonshot
Dec 7, 2009 at 8:27 pm

Please…put my golf clubs down. I’m really, really sorry it was just a one night thing.

chevy06374
Dec 7, 2009 at 3:26 pm

the japanees are now selling cars with a kamakazie auto pilot feature

95BlckFirebird
Dec 7, 2009 at 3:01 pm

it wouldn’t fit through the door…but the window seemed like a good idea at first…

OneTrueEClipse
Dec 7, 2009 at 1:11 pm

“Mom, your going to kill me….”

4RunninHI
Dec 7, 2009 at 12:36 pm

I TOLD GRANDMA TO STAY HOME TODAY!

stav20
Dec 7, 2009 at 11:56 am

nick hogan’s latest adventure

FusionPower
Dec 7, 2009 at 10:33 am

You know, a lot of these scratches will buff right out

Esoteric18
Dec 7, 2009 at 10:20 am

It was tired of living life in a small crowded room

If I were a Toyota id jump out to.

nfamous_01
Dec 7, 2009 at 9:24 am

who said you can’t put a remote start on a manual……………………………………………………

TearAwayEclipse
Dec 7, 2009 at 8:22 am

The Matrix Movie ended this way as did this Toyota Matrix

KustomKiely
Dec 7, 2009 at 7:31 am

Thats not what I meant when I said we need to flip this car….

Robb65
Dec 7, 2009 at 5:17 am

Stuntman Rookies: Dude, I thought you said there was going to be a net?

No! I said watch out the ground is wet!

dragorphan
Dec 7, 2009 at 12:59 am

DUDE were`s MY CAR??????

smoke666
Dec 6, 2009 at 11:43 pm

Doc Brown: MARTY! I told you to hit 88 MPH!!

FamousPanda
Dec 6, 2009 at 11:30 pm

Guy in window with camera says: I’m gonna put this $hit on myspace!

FamousPanda
Dec 6, 2009 at 11:28 pm

The wheels still have never touched the ground.

michael98537
Dec 6, 2009 at 9:27 pm

jeff dunham and bubba jay were talking in the garage and bubba said hey jeff watch me park your car

cali2289
Dec 6, 2009 at 9:06 pm

my matrix didnt let me stop time!!! -_- then again it is a toyota

tone7ate9
Dec 6, 2009 at 9:00 pm

A picture of kanye West is needed in this picture but Kanye says this:

Hey driver, Imma let you finish but Tiger Woods had one of the best accidents of all time.

fatratmatt
Dec 6, 2009 at 8:59 pm

See the guy with the yellow hardhat on? It was his job to replace the missing parking stop…Guess what he didnt do.

stackattack
Dec 6, 2009 at 8:53 pm

Aghhh….Knew I shouldn’ta ate that popcorn!

stackattack
Dec 6, 2009 at 8:51 pm

Almost cleared it, but that tree got in my way…

gerfdurt
Dec 6, 2009 at 8:09 pm

“DUDE THAT WAS TOTALY AWSOME”…. “OK..OK…NOW ITS MY TURN”!!!

fatratmatt
Dec 6, 2009 at 7:57 pm

“Dude come on I’ll help you buff it out, They’ll never know!”

Alex Vickers
Dec 6, 2009 at 7:41 pm

Damn gravity!

Alex Vickers
Dec 6, 2009 at 7:39 pm

Looks like somebody should lay off the Heineken.

lucky425
Dec 6, 2009 at 7:35 pm

Day one at the new crash test Department.

lucky425
Dec 6, 2009 at 7:31 pm

Boy. . . That last coat of wax sure didn’t protect like it’s supposed to.

ferg16668
Dec 6, 2009 at 6:41 pm

i’ll never smoke weed with willie again.

NeverFamous
Dec 6, 2009 at 5:35 pm

“BULLER!”

NeverFamous
Dec 6, 2009 at 5:33 pm

“THIS IS ON STAR:I said RIGHT you dyslexic idiot-I mean, would you like to report an accident?”

new_found_power
Dec 6, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Jeez….How am I going to explain this to my insurance company??

new_found_power
Dec 6, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Just trying out this “Crossover”, unfortunately it didn’t cross over.
…..But I did, I’m dead.

new_found_power
Dec 6, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Dude you did put it in reverse right??

FamousPanda
Dec 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm

When I said you could drive it off the showroom floor.. this isn’t what I meant.

christafuc
Dec 6, 2009 at 1:50 pm

son: “the handbrake usualy holds her”
Father: “next time gramma drives!”

RIDEWHITE
Dec 6, 2009 at 1:17 pm

I SEEN THEM DO IT IN THE DUKES OF HAZZARD….IDK WHERE I WENT WRONG…

RIDEWHITE
Dec 6, 2009 at 1:16 pm

WHO PUT THAT THERE!!!!???

chados
Dec 6, 2009 at 12:18 pm

OK, who let my sister drive?

Devious505
Dec 6, 2009 at 11:39 am

“I wonder if i will get a parking ticket for this”

Street7
Dec 6, 2009 at 11:34 am

As Seen In The Movies….. FAIL.

Street7
Dec 6, 2009 at 11:33 am

…it worked in the video game.

t-roysi07
Dec 6, 2009 at 11:23 am

The office called and said my matrix had autopilot installed. Thats a palm pilot u idiot!

TheMelonedOne
Dec 6, 2009 at 8:52 am

OOPS, LOOKS LIKE ROB EINAUDI HAD A FEW TOO MANY DRINKS BEFORE DRIVING AGAIN.

zx2fastforu
Dec 6, 2009 at 7:44 am

i guess it isn’t true, they don’t always land on their feet.

SlikkStylez
Dec 6, 2009 at 1:34 am

well, at least the tires survived.

SlikkStylez
Dec 6, 2009 at 1:31 am

CSI: Automotive Edition

trillwill
Dec 5, 2009 at 8:38 pm

live-action Grand Theft Auto…just before the cops show up

trillwill
Dec 5, 2009 at 8:35 pm

ghost ride the whip?? not in a parking deck

trillwill
Dec 5, 2009 at 8:34 pm

i can see your problem from here

SERIOUSBIZNESS
Dec 5, 2009 at 7:25 pm

“I TOLD YOU I WASN’T TO GOOD AT PARALLEL PARKING.”

SERIOUSBIZNESS
Dec 5, 2009 at 7:24 pm

SO EASY A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT, MY ASS!!!

Island-Guy
Dec 5, 2009 at 7:15 pm

That Picture was taken in Victoria B.C. and elderly man accidentally got the pedals mixed up and kit the gas and went over the curb and out through the wall.

GTwildfire
Dec 5, 2009 at 7:00 pm

HEY!!!! MY POST just showed up as 71rocket350 being the author!
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Can we PLEASE fix this bug?!? It was entertaining at first, now its becoming a real nuisance.

GTwildfire
Dec 5, 2009 at 6:58 pm

STOP… hammertime.

71Rocket350
Dec 5, 2009 at 6:57 pm

Sudden Acceleration finally explained: Toyota Commits Suicide. All Toyotas to be recalled for psychiatric evaluation.

Psedog
Dec 5, 2009 at 6:41 pm

Toyota engineers at a corporate meeting, “Here we have proven it can take anything the Americans can throw at it.”

74Furyous
Dec 5, 2009 at 6:10 pm

Proof that all “traction assist systems” are for marketing purposes only.

RIDEWHITE
Dec 5, 2009 at 6:03 pm

why did when i first put that it showed up as someone else??
wtf freakin glitches on car domain

RIDEWHITE
Dec 5, 2009 at 6:03 pm

they told me plug it into the wall….

projectneverdone
Dec 5, 2009 at 6:02 pm

they told me to plug it into the wall……

MoonMoney
Dec 5, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Handicap parking only! GTFO!!!

road_monster
Dec 5, 2009 at 5:35 pm

Car Domain’s latest SOTW. Lowering the bar? What bar????

alexdavies7
Dec 5, 2009 at 5:16 pm

Damn… I thought we were in the jeep.

fishntx
Dec 5, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Did I do that?

Goldfire99
Dec 5, 2009 at 3:29 pm

A famous t.v star from the 90′s “Family matters” was spotted saying his famous words again “Did I do that????”

BlairW07
Dec 5, 2009 at 3:29 pm

I’m not BlairW07 but when I am logged in as myself the dialogue box is not here. It just says to login in to comment BUT I AM LOGGED IN. I log ou tto try again and suddnely I’m BlairW07. ARGH!

ForgeSpfld91
Dec 5, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Told you.. You should have bought her the Chevy..

trumpetplayer
Dec 5, 2009 at 2:44 pm

That’s not what I had in mind when I said crack open the window.

Rick_18
Dec 5, 2009 at 1:11 pm

1st day of class at the ken block driving school

jmanz24
Dec 5, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Wher’s the car fax when you need it?

JUiCEd_08
Dec 5, 2009 at 11:34 am

“Told you not to park in my office!”

JUiCEd_08
Dec 5, 2009 at 11:33 am

You’re fired!

jglinski3
Dec 5, 2009 at 9:55 am

The toyota was so ugly it committed suicide.

mfran4021
Dec 5, 2009 at 2:59 am

Yo Toyota, I’m really happy for you…Imma let you finish. But Tiger Woods had one of the best crashes of all time!

Jnic815
Dec 5, 2009 at 12:59 am

The Matrix- DUI edition

wrecking-crew
Dec 4, 2009 at 9:59 pm

last time i let valets park my car

stunnerx3
Dec 4, 2009 at 9:50 pm

“This is why drinking and driving after watching “Back to the Future” marathon is a bad idea”

robpurifoy
Dec 4, 2009 at 9:08 pm

You cheat on me again and I’ll do more than throw your car and clothes out!

robpurifoy
Dec 4, 2009 at 9:04 pm

You were right, we should have used the service elevator to get this thing out of here.

cola12272002
Dec 4, 2009 at 8:11 pm

Buellers day off 2

Lil_B350
Dec 4, 2009 at 8:09 pm

atleast i have to good spare tires

cola12272002
Dec 4, 2009 at 8:08 pm

TOLD YOU THEY USED TOO MUCH WAX ON THE SHOW ROOM FLOOR!!!!!!

cola12272002
Dec 4, 2009 at 8:02 pm

I TOLD YOU THEY USED TOO MUCH WAXE ON THE SHOW ROOM FLOOR!!!!!!

Gobbs_stopper
Dec 4, 2009 at 7:55 pm

phattacorider
Dec 4, 2009 at 7:34 pm

There’s one idea Toyota had to throw out the window.

this one wins

g_dubzz
Dec 4, 2009 at 7:34 pm

well, at least i don’t have to pay for the buildings windows

phattacorider
Dec 4, 2009 at 7:34 pm

There’s one idea Toyota had to throw out the window.

SERIOUSBIZNESS
Dec 4, 2009 at 7:30 pm

“Are you sure it’s easier to do the oil change this way?”

cola12272002
Dec 4, 2009 at 7:28 pm

But officer the guy in the commercial had his dog driving the car!!!!!!!!!

PureBusiness
Dec 4, 2009 at 6:44 pm

How long does it take until we get the autopsy report for the car?

subaru-offroad
Dec 4, 2009 at 6:38 pm

Unseen “The office” episode 555, “Rally the cubicles”

chomp_sticks
Dec 4, 2009 at 6:30 pm

I swear the gas pedal got stuck! ….. Playing the blame game. The reason why Toyota is turning over.

Class-o-09
Dec 4, 2009 at 6:14 pm

“I think I took a wrong turn at albuquerque!”

PureBusiness
Dec 4, 2009 at 5:54 pm

I think;The meanest little Toyota truck in the world pushed the car to it’s death.

thegift_curse
Dec 4, 2009 at 5:33 pm

Friend – So yeah I decided to just drive my car through work today
Me – You mean drive your car “to” work, right?
Friend – ….no

b_daddyryhme
Dec 4, 2009 at 5:20 pm

“R” stands for Race!

mustang_lover66
Dec 4, 2009 at 4:52 pm

So much for going into the Matrix…. wheres Keanu Reeves when you need him?

tjalready
Dec 4, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Famous last words “Trust me, I know a short cut” !!!

g_dubzz
Dec 4, 2009 at 4:04 pm

well i thought that was the garage…

HandzOfKhaoz
Dec 4, 2009 at 4:01 pm

That’s what happen when Female Driver, they don’t know the Difference between [D] & [R]! Drive and reverse.

Never Trust Women’z xD

wsbob
Dec 4, 2009 at 3:47 pm

I thought I was only supposed to use that brake for emergencies!

LE38OYtorana
Dec 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Just sign here, here and …………

LE38OYtorana
Dec 4, 2009 at 3:37 pm

That will be 28,999 Thanks.

helloSIRjeremy
Dec 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm

the auto industry has gotten so bad, the cars are beginning to commit suicide.

justabird
Dec 4, 2009 at 2:39 pm

UUUUUUUUHHH. Floor mat musta got tangled in the gas pedal.

bains
Dec 4, 2009 at 9:38 am

Just like the commercial song ” Should i go left or should i go right ooopppps! should’ve stayed left

enzo354
Dec 4, 2009 at 8:49 am

Vtec kicked in to soon yo

Robb65
Dec 4, 2009 at 8:09 am

Hey…..I can see your Catalytic Converter!

19cutlass92
Dec 4, 2009 at 7:04 am

damn gravity.. got me again

1985fivebucks
Dec 4, 2009 at 6:31 am

LUCKY GUY BUT TOYOTA MATRIX DONT FLY TO WELL

troutster52
Dec 4, 2009 at 5:52 am

Dammit! I told you to set the e-brake when you turn off a stick-shift car!

InfinityGirl1
Dec 4, 2009 at 5:13 am

ELVIS…….er??….SOTW HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!

NSGrandAm
Dec 4, 2009 at 4:25 am

You’re only driving a Matrix…not living it.

usnrocker
Dec 4, 2009 at 4:09 am

Jason did it in a big body Audi… So bubba thought his momma’s vibe could do it too

dragorphan
Dec 4, 2009 at 3:36 am

At least it wasn`t the Ferrai Feriss.