Caption Contest!

thybroven
Apr 18, 2010 at 10:03 am

DUCK

PureBusiness
Dec 16, 2009 at 8:07 am

Does this mean that my van is now a piece of a “Top-Secret” Operation?..That would be so cool to be able to tell all of my friends.
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Oh-And,You can keep the van bro!

ACCORD2HARMONY
Dec 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Ok which one one did you say geico or allstate? If u said geico we are so FUCKED!

ACCORD2HARMONY
Dec 14, 2009 at 4:39 pm

Extreme chicken!

ROUSH_STG2
Dec 14, 2009 at 4:09 pm

Russian engineering… now pilots have a roof rack to store there luggage

ROUSH_STG2
Dec 14, 2009 at 4:01 pm

What happens to countries when you run out of money for bombs!

ROUSH_STG2
Dec 14, 2009 at 1:16 pm

Now thats what you call a “WINDOW SEAT”!

GuyverRacing
Dec 14, 2009 at 12:03 pm

Try to explain this to your insurance company!

stav20
Dec 14, 2009 at 12:02 pm

dont worry captain we can buff out those scratches later

Ruckusracer
Dec 14, 2009 at 11:04 am

Top down windows up thats the way i like to…

jr1864
Dec 14, 2009 at 9:38 am

Thats what you get for playing chicken with the Big Bird!

camarotrujillo
Dec 14, 2009 at 9:18 am

!!!!I SWEAR THE VAN JUST POPPED OUT OF NO WHERE!!!!

camarotrujillo
Dec 14, 2009 at 9:16 am

LOOK MOM NO INSURANCE

camarotrujillo
Dec 14, 2009 at 9:15 am

LOW BUDGET CONVERTIBLES CALL 1-800-AIRPORT

bigbro_1985
Dec 14, 2009 at 8:55 am

Join the air force, and get a free crew cut for your van.

bigbro_1985
Dec 14, 2009 at 8:47 am

For the outdoor lovers, add convertible top at our MachOne Drivethrough.

bobbya
Dec 14, 2009 at 8:00 am

Why the hell is the aircraft on the road? just kidding

Sethnicity
Dec 14, 2009 at 7:51 am

I got a great Idea on a Short Cut!

*Blam!*

Whauda think Capt’n?

Sethnicity
Dec 14, 2009 at 7:46 am

So, What came first? The Idiot!… or the Accident?

Sethnicity
Dec 14, 2009 at 7:29 am

Talk about going Green! Even our jets are recycling now!

KustomKiely
Dec 14, 2009 at 5:46 am

did you see that plane? I didnt see that plane.

gazayouth
Dec 14, 2009 at 5:26 am

how much you want to make a bet
i will take that roof right off the car
…aim for it aim for it …….bam ….damn you peel it off like a can sardines’

meaux122
Dec 14, 2009 at 4:32 am

sweet always wanted a converable!!!

Cannonshot
Dec 13, 2009 at 8:58 pm

Hmm…I wonder if NWA is hiring?

Cannonshot
Dec 13, 2009 at 8:35 pm

You are becoming very, very sleepy…you imagine that you are driving a vehicle that is only 5 feet – 2 inches tall.

destroyer1362
Dec 13, 2009 at 7:50 pm

Do you feel a draft?

1yellowcav
Dec 13, 2009 at 7:23 pm

Uncover…to

StreetDemonzCC
Dec 13, 2009 at 5:15 pm

I guess I wasn’t low enough to clear it.

subaru-offroad
Dec 13, 2009 at 4:30 pm

Don’t worry, it will buff out.

armada8800
Dec 13, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Instant convertible!

gotgame912
Dec 13, 2009 at 4:11 pm

hey buddy, i think you left your teddy bear…..is it a lil bright out there?

iggy
Dec 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Frank,your depth perception REALLY blows!!!

Jonny_blaze84
Dec 13, 2009 at 1:12 pm

.. and in between puffs Jeremy was all like “Aw dude, NO way”

mopardriver
Dec 13, 2009 at 12:18 pm

sooo i take it the sun roof just wasnt enough!?
playing chicken with planes…just dont do it
you’ve seen the cali ragtop now take a look at the iraqi ragtop!

BoricuaKidd1210
Dec 13, 2009 at 11:06 am

FAIL

leojmcca
Dec 13, 2009 at 8:59 am

OOOPS, sorry but how do you expect anyone to see you when your truck is painted all camouflage.

leojmcca
Dec 13, 2009 at 8:57 am

Sorry, I was hypnotized by that darn bomb

leojmcca
Dec 13, 2009 at 8:55 am

Hey screw the car, you got chocolate in my peanut butter!

circular
Dec 13, 2009 at 2:35 am

There was a plane! So what about the legless zebra?

deepwater805
Dec 13, 2009 at 1:04 am

…..and back at the driver pool, sergeant Badanov bitch slapped private Durak for twenty minutes…..

trumpetplayer
Dec 13, 2009 at 12:08 am

I think I’m just gonna wing it.

pmanpop
Dec 12, 2009 at 10:19 pm

was that a co-worker. Yes!!!

pbrennan
Dec 12, 2009 at 7:51 pm

Van for sale. Great condition. Roomy and even comes with an aftermarket wing! Gotta sell now. Call for price inquiries.

ru_ggedymahnn
Dec 12, 2009 at 7:21 pm

RAISE THE ROOF!!!!!!

kpgarfield
Dec 12, 2009 at 6:02 pm

Will that leak?

super1starman
Dec 12, 2009 at 5:51 pm

Women are bad drivers and horrible flyers

Katakuna
Dec 12, 2009 at 3:24 pm

They should put a clearance sign on the end of the wings.

cadillac2009
Dec 12, 2009 at 2:25 pm

Let me explain. i was on my way to California and decided that I needed a convertible.

sabreleaf
Dec 12, 2009 at 12:18 pm

This GPS Sucks!!!!!

kmckeever77
Dec 12, 2009 at 10:52 am

Damn i just got that from the deal as is

ttenner
Dec 12, 2009 at 10:48 am

Your Air Force buddies might heckle you on the forums because your jet looks like a 4 x 4, but dropping your landing gear can have some adverse side effects, like wing-rash.

SERIOUSBIZNESS
Dec 12, 2009 at 10:31 am

“I’M TELLING YOU MAN, THE TALIBAN AIN’T GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT EM.”

SERIOUSBIZNESS
Dec 12, 2009 at 10:28 am

“WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VAN JACK?,I WANT THE TRUTH!” “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!”

fry69
Dec 12, 2009 at 9:56 am

damn i said i wanted a sun roof not a drop top

jigger1166
Dec 12, 2009 at 9:05 am

The military showing what its new 40 million dollar can opener can do.

kmckeever77
Dec 12, 2009 at 7:38 am

great now ican use them ejection seats

hkerr531
Dec 12, 2009 at 5:49 am

“I was just trying to catch my flight, who knew this shitty van was faster than my plane.”

Katakuna
Dec 11, 2009 at 10:10 pm

Dude, you did it all wrong. Richard Hammond crashed the jet-powered car into a ditch at 320 MPH. He didn’t crash his car into a jet at 32 MPH!

GTon18s
Dec 11, 2009 at 9:35 pm

Custom drive through convertables available now!

jonnings
Dec 11, 2009 at 8:54 pm

in an effort to win the war, cash for clunker cars were turned into weapons, with mixed results.

Vectorious
Dec 11, 2009 at 8:09 pm

Nick Hogan joins the military…

74Furyous
Dec 11, 2009 at 8:08 pm

Planes are like boats. Ya gotta pass on the left.

74Furyous
Dec 11, 2009 at 8:07 pm

Oh Henderson!

74Furyous
Dec 11, 2009 at 8:07 pm

This is actually an interstate. The truck had the right of way.

chevy1971
Dec 11, 2009 at 7:14 pm

Well that’s the last time i take that shortcut.

XTZTwinTurbo
Dec 11, 2009 at 7:06 pm

Giant earth-walking sardine-like aliens were caught trying to escape a base in a tin on wheels. They were almost immediately taken into custody, after the CO-U812 (can opener) military plane was scrambled.

jazzkid
Dec 11, 2009 at 7:00 pm

oh man i just made my last payment and cancelled my insurance so i could have beer money

jazzkid
Dec 11, 2009 at 6:58 pm

mom dont tell dad i hit his plane and dont worry mom, me and my friends can fix your van

jazzkid
Dec 11, 2009 at 6:56 pm

dmv called you lost you license for parking in the handicap stall

BlkMomba1
Dec 11, 2009 at 6:45 pm

talk about goin topless!

tyrelle703
Dec 11, 2009 at 6:06 pm

welp…im fired.

tyrelle703
Dec 11, 2009 at 6:05 pm

ive always wanted a cheap sun roof

tyrelle703
Dec 11, 2009 at 6:04 pm

No Driving Experience Needed

Robb31
Dec 11, 2009 at 5:41 pm

Honey, you’d better wear your roof. It gets really cold up there.

EatsRiceZ28
Dec 11, 2009 at 4:26 pm

Huh..is it just me or did it get brighter in here?

krush454
Dec 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm

IT’S 110 DEGREES IN THE SUN AND THE WOMEN WEAR CARPETS! I WAS TRYING TO CREATE SOME EXCITEMENT!

phattacorider
Dec 11, 2009 at 3:26 pm

Who says only the rich can afford a convertible.

FLsMostWanted
Dec 11, 2009 at 3:03 pm

To bad that is deffinatly NOT! a missile.

scottbowen
Dec 11, 2009 at 2:57 pm

this will help the aerodynamics of niether vehicle.

scottbowen
Dec 11, 2009 at 2:56 pm

that’s a ball-less way to play chicken!

Gotadime
Dec 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Sweet, with this roof on board, nobody will notice that our missiles are painted like a zebra..

Mulham
Dec 11, 2009 at 1:23 pm

The tires on that car look anorexic

cdncarnut83
Dec 11, 2009 at 1:13 pm

The easy airport diy convertible. Some finishing necessary.

SoonerDead
Dec 11, 2009 at 10:15 am

Cost cutting measures on making convertibles in this rough economy – idea 1

HondaWonderBoy
Dec 11, 2009 at 9:51 am

Does this make my wing look fat?

GTwildfire
Dec 11, 2009 at 9:41 am

you would’ve had the right-of-way if that were a postal vehicle but no… you’re screwed.

GTwildfire
Dec 11, 2009 at 9:37 am

oh no! not again!

GTwildfire
Dec 11, 2009 at 9:36 am

sorry. no minivan toupees allowed on the base.

nasshh
Dec 11, 2009 at 9:29 am

my hardtop convertible van came with the plane top removal, bet your benz didnt have that option !

bulldog_1995
Dec 11, 2009 at 8:25 am

Hey, It’s the new vanagon cabrio. (the ruff cut)

NSGrandAm
Dec 11, 2009 at 8:22 am

Just 4 more feet to the left and there wouldn’t be any evidence of our stupidity.

00ROB
Dec 11, 2009 at 7:29 am

Now i can only get half the trade-in value

00ROB
Dec 11, 2009 at 7:27 am

Hunny if we got the convertivble this woulda never happened!!!

ahmedSaLeM89
Dec 11, 2009 at 7:19 am

Don’t U Ever Push That “Roof Open” Button Again…

Robb65
Dec 11, 2009 at 6:57 am

Dude next time just use the missle, that what they’re there for.

Robb65
Dec 11, 2009 at 6:55 am

Ya know, if this was a can of tuna, this might not seem so bad!

Robb65
Dec 11, 2009 at 6:52 am

I call Shotgun.

DJs-zj360
Dec 11, 2009 at 6:02 am

OMG, is that a Santa doll?

DJs-zj360
Dec 11, 2009 at 5:59 am

Cue Top Gear jokes in 3…2…1…

TheMelloned0ne
Dec 11, 2009 at 5:56 am

HATS OFF I SAID!