Caption Contest!

broncstomper01
Jan 16, 2010 at 9:17 pm

Told you i had to pee

CoolGreenEyes
Dec 29, 2009 at 5:17 pm

“I’m sorry Honey, I must have drank too much Tequila last night.”
“You said I parked the speed boat in the car port…
and the car…where???”

GTwildfire
Dec 29, 2009 at 8:48 am

SEWER-SIDE DOORS. Think they’ll catch on?

Plalm
Dec 28, 2009 at 2:03 pm

#1 Well, you know, the plumber may suck but he’s gotta stylish car!

#2 Realtor: “I just can’t sell this house. I don’t know what’s wrong I even threw in a free car for the garage!”

#3 Sit tight in this roomy new Mazda fishing boat with cover from the rain!

pttransamdriver
Dec 28, 2009 at 1:11 pm

{TOP GEAR INTRO MUSIC} “Tonight! James cleans out his garage, and we find out how long a battery lasts while submerged”

The-ChevyKiller
Dec 28, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Mazda – “Moses ain’t the only one to part the waters”

The-ChevyKiller
Dec 28, 2009 at 12:57 pm

“Cryo-genetics freezing process has begun”

The-ChevyKiller
Dec 28, 2009 at 12:54 pm

“Damnit – I told you that puddle was deeper than it looked!”

Greg311
Dec 28, 2009 at 12:52 pm

Mans wife:

“I told you to fix the washing machine..”

Tbone6985
Dec 28, 2009 at 12:30 pm

I knew i should have got the sump pump option!

Resurrected_Z28
Dec 28, 2009 at 12:11 pm

An RX-8, will it sink or float????

MITSUBISHI-TEEN
Dec 28, 2009 at 11:52 am

So this is what people mean when they say they have a water-cooled engine!

MITSUBISHI-TEEN
Dec 28, 2009 at 11:49 am

Is this what people mean when they talk about water-cooled engines?

superman22508
Dec 28, 2009 at 10:11 am

thats not how you wash a car… you need more soap!!!

superman22508
Dec 28, 2009 at 10:10 am

looks like you might have a “small” coolant seal leak!!

smashinonyou
Dec 28, 2009 at 6:49 am

#2: Plumber: Well sir, I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news…the good news is that I found your leak …the bad news is that I found your leak.

#3: Ok Johnny…take a look at this picture…would you say this car is Half FULL or Half EMPTY?

Robb65
Dec 28, 2009 at 6:14 am

Correction:
Fred wept as he read the fine print of his Flood Insurance Policy: Dear Insured: Flood Insurance “DOES NOT PREVENT FLOODS”……

Robb65
Dec 28, 2009 at 4:54 am

Fred wepted as he read the fine print of his Flood Insurance Policy: Dear Insured: Flood Insurance “DOES NOT PREVENT FLOODS”……

THINKSQUARE
Dec 28, 2009 at 1:50 am

The reason why those hybrid motors that only emit water will never catch on….this is what happens when you let it warm up and idle in the winter!

alwysk8ing
Dec 27, 2009 at 11:01 pm

i think they put too much oil in

Robb65
Dec 27, 2009 at 9:21 pm

Unfortunately in the Rx8….Recaro’s “CANNOT” but used as floating devices. They’re standard equipment in the Mazda 6.

Robb65
Dec 27, 2009 at 9:16 pm

Dude, I could be wrong but I think your radiator hose broke!

LedZeppelin
Dec 27, 2009 at 9:13 pm

So you decided to test my work on seeling the garage to make it water tight….Well thank you miss “He-never-does-anything-I-tell him-to-do-the-right-way”

raceline15
Dec 27, 2009 at 6:39 pm

now we can find out if any of the tires needs to be replaced!

kensleysdaddy
Dec 27, 2009 at 5:21 pm

objects in mirror look larger then they appear

longislandXR7
Dec 27, 2009 at 4:27 pm

Did this guy get ‘rotary’ and ‘rotor’ confused?

ILLUDE-U
Dec 27, 2009 at 2:59 pm

While Drawing his bath Bill got distracted looking at Internet porn……in the words of Homer Simpson “Doh”

ILLUDE-U
Dec 27, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn…….much to Elin’s surprise Tiger can swim too!

ILLUDE-U
Dec 27, 2009 at 2:49 pm

how to turn a tuner into a tuna…

jeeprules
Dec 27, 2009 at 8:12 am

Honey,Doors Are WATER PROOF For Sure Come Look For Ur Self…. Buy The Way Cant Go To Work TODAY!!!! ha ha ha

Trax_racing
Dec 27, 2009 at 8:04 am

i told you the car cant swin get it some floaties

tenicks
Dec 27, 2009 at 4:53 am

“Its just a Dripping tap dear, now come back to bed and I’ll fix it in the morning”

tenicks
Dec 27, 2009 at 4:51 am

“Its ok Honey, I wash and clean and vacuumed my baby and its now safe and sound in the garage… I mean what’s the worset that could happen…?”

arcangel777
Dec 26, 2009 at 11:48 pm

this is why George Bush refused to help those people attacked by Hurricane Katrina. He was too embarrassed that people would find out that he left his car doors open and lights on in the garage.

e46luv
Dec 26, 2009 at 10:48 pm

RX8 does laguna “seca” beach style

pimpinsolo
Dec 26, 2009 at 10:25 pm

will talk about it tomorrow shout off the lights & lock the doors

grannieelbow
Dec 26, 2009 at 10:19 pm

Mazda rising from the sea. 60% complete.

mikelusa1
Dec 26, 2009 at 10:18 pm

LETS ALLSTATE STAND ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS (all state guy)

pimpinsolo
Dec 26, 2009 at 10:18 pm

one little mouse eat through the furnace don’t wait to it happens to you call the exterminate

pimpinsolo
Dec 26, 2009 at 10:01 pm

if you think this is bad , you should see the bathroom and all tommy has to say for him self is (sh*t happens)

PEACEWALKER86
Dec 26, 2009 at 9:52 pm

That’s a nice Rotar Boat you got there.

chomp_sticks
Dec 26, 2009 at 9:25 pm

Rub a dub dub light up my tub….

Make sure you wash in between all the cracks and crevices!

TeeBee9320
Dec 26, 2009 at 7:42 pm

I love Mazdas, if you treat them really well they get wet, open wide, and light up to let you know they like what your doing.

907ICEAGE
Dec 26, 2009 at 7:06 pm

The all new 2011 Mazda RX-8 Sorta Waterproof Edition. The ability to soak up any garage leak guaranteed! Hurry Call 1800-555-5555 for a chance to own this car, or your money back. But hurry…..item is limited.

907ICEAGE
Dec 26, 2009 at 6:54 pm

zoom zoom zoo…..wait splash splash splash

907ICEAGE
Dec 26, 2009 at 6:52 pm

she really thought it would work to wash the carpets out

smashinonyou
Dec 26, 2009 at 5:02 pm

Honey…where the hell are my shamwows at?!

Datsun24072
Dec 26, 2009 at 3:59 pm

Should have used glad press n’ seal!

ChevroletCowboy
Dec 26, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Instead of WaterBed inventors say water racingseats for those long days on the road or track, feel the cush!

Sonja67
Dec 26, 2009 at 2:35 pm

Its the new water car!!!! It rides on water!

*Caution: Do not open doors in water*

buzzx4
Dec 26, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Turds always float to the top.

sweil86
Dec 26, 2009 at 1:26 pm

just open the doors itll dry out

sweil86
Dec 26, 2009 at 1:23 pm

I think i left my phone in your car will you check under the seat for me?

sweil86
Dec 26, 2009 at 1:21 pm

MAZDA FOR Sale! Lights Work!!!!!

PhilsMP3
Dec 26, 2009 at 12:56 pm

armor all complete shine provides deep wet look

BIGWHOMP
Dec 26, 2009 at 11:09 am

the new 2010 rx-lake!!!

BIGWHOMP
Dec 26, 2009 at 11:01 am

this is what happens when you take wet sanding too far!!!!!!

Legacy_camaro
Dec 26, 2009 at 10:46 am

don’t worry. its liquid gold he is encasing his car in. they do it all the time in the middle east.

cntrlspdr
Dec 26, 2009 at 6:32 am

Two words: Car Pool

ZWOLF1
Dec 26, 2009 at 5:52 am

Boat houses are for….Boats!

ZWOLF1
Dec 26, 2009 at 5:50 am

She got a little confused when I told her Tide cleans anything.

ZWOLF1
Dec 26, 2009 at 5:45 am

Photographic Tip:
Wet the ground…it makes the car look lower.

NSAneon
Dec 26, 2009 at 3:31 am

Over the limit, recieve a ticket!

STUNHARD
Dec 25, 2009 at 10:53 pm

Buying my dream car was awesome!, buying my wife’s dream house by the shore ruined my dream.

STUNHARD
Dec 25, 2009 at 10:51 pm

Buying my dream car Mazda RX8 was awesome!, moving into my wife’s dream house near the shore, not the brightest idea.

STUNHARD
Dec 25, 2009 at 10:48 pm

Like a good neighbor, Allstate was WHERE?!

JayL
Dec 25, 2009 at 10:23 pm

Crouched motionless at the water’s edge with it’s jaws agape, the Sanguine Garage Crab (Mazdabula Arex-ahte) waits for prey to seek shelter in it’s cavernous maw before it will swallow the meal whole. The curious luminous glands around the crabs body are believed to help attract preyto it, although such luminousity is normally seen only in denizens of the deep water of the ocean’s trenches.

JayL
Dec 25, 2009 at 10:11 pm

Note to self: Check hose clamps, thought I smelled antifreeze on the drive home.

OdinofAsgard
Dec 25, 2009 at 9:24 pm

Little did Steve know, his car was NOT made of carbon fiber.

CSchober
Dec 25, 2009 at 9:05 pm

I said a burnout box not a swimming pool

pyrokid19
Dec 25, 2009 at 7:09 pm

honey? did you leave the lights on agian?

elpuroqueno
Dec 25, 2009 at 2:55 pm

having water drained from the garage $500

having the car dried and cleaned $300

having mazda replace my rotary motor for free PRICELESS!!

ACCORD2HARMONY
Dec 25, 2009 at 11:52 am

Yea hun i just got off the phone with Allstate, They said theres no flood insurance on the car and we definatly should go fuck ourselves.

hothercules
Dec 25, 2009 at 8:19 am

ive always wanted a pool on the go!!

helloSIRjeremy
Dec 25, 2009 at 8:12 am

the new twin turbo rx8, with water cooled intercoolers, plush water-bucket seats, and extendable door.

kylemac19
Dec 25, 2009 at 7:21 am

looks like your gonna have to trade in the rotor for a propeller!

kylemac19
Dec 25, 2009 at 7:19 am

I hear rotary engines make good boat motors but i think your supposed to put them in the boat BEFORE you go in the water

nialrebmahchsoj
Dec 25, 2009 at 1:36 am

I i shouldnt have left the cat in the garage without a litter box during the holidays.

MoonMoney
Dec 25, 2009 at 1:08 am

“Dude, before we had to evacuate…I totally put a ton of sandbags in front of my garage. There is no way any water is gonna get in there!”

dxtremeboss
Dec 24, 2009 at 11:06 pm

Honey I sunk the car!

MoparRob07
Dec 24, 2009 at 10:41 pm

The Mazda RX-8: PS, PB, reclining leather bucket seats, Dual air bags, Flooding alarm not included.

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Dec 24, 2009 at 10:07 pm

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TheMellondOne
Dec 24, 2009 at 9:20 pm

WATER UP TO YOUR BUTT…..PRICELESS!

DanCJ7
Dec 24, 2009 at 8:53 pm

#1 Honey, did we turn the water off before leaving?
#2 Why you should always hire professional plumbers.
#3 I guess the door could work as a paddle.

cobaltdriver07
Dec 24, 2009 at 8:44 pm

not a caption –> i know how this is first hand this really sucks!

caption –> “What we all wanted as a kid a racecar waterbed”

74Furyous
Dec 24, 2009 at 8:41 pm

Forget the flood. What the heck is that box-man creature who’s working under the hood?!

74Furyous
Dec 24, 2009 at 8:39 pm

It’s not funny. Murray was lost while trying to change his oil.

74Furyous
Dec 24, 2009 at 8:37 pm

Call me an optimist but I see a car three parts dry.

blackoutGT15dh51
Dec 24, 2009 at 7:45 pm

Perfect example of “RODE HARD AND PUT AWAY WET!” HAHA oh Damn

PIchillin456
Dec 24, 2009 at 7:11 pm

Note to self: When draining the pool open garage door BEFORE routing the hose through the garage

BlackStratus
Dec 24, 2009 at 6:42 pm

The RX-8 has a tendancy to flood, I didnt think they ment this

OdinofAsgard
Dec 24, 2009 at 6:41 pm

Next Mod: Snorkel

EricShoHo
Dec 24, 2009 at 6:22 pm

ZOOM,ZOOM…changed to SWIM,SWIM

RIDEWHITE
Dec 24, 2009 at 6:20 pm

I THINK ITS FLOODED…..

RIDEWHITE
Dec 24, 2009 at 6:18 pm

LIGHTS WORK

krush454
Dec 24, 2009 at 4:19 pm

He said his cadillac was like a boat, I tried to prove my mazda was but was sadly mistaken

fourpoint9
Dec 24, 2009 at 3:25 pm

After 30,000 quarts of oil, Jim finally realized he left the drain plug off.

DrZhivago
Dec 24, 2009 at 3:18 pm

He should have never called her “Katrina”

phattacorider
Dec 24, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Sir, have you been drinking??

Devious505
Dec 24, 2009 at 2:49 pm

Been Drinking and driving? as we can see someone had a little to much to drink…

CaliChevylover
Dec 24, 2009 at 2:38 pm

#1. I am RX-8, my cabin, is full.
#2. I drive, i swim, i am RX-8.

Street7
Dec 24, 2009 at 2:22 pm

For all the times you wished you had allstate, this is another one.

UcntHngAZ
Dec 24, 2009 at 2:17 pm

Dang it Bond, you can’t have the doors and hood open while it is in submarine mode

AutoNutt69
Dec 24, 2009 at 1:26 pm

I think were going to need 2 Shamwow’s for this spill.

XTZTwinTurbo
Dec 24, 2009 at 12:48 pm

i don’t get it

kpgarfield
Dec 24, 2009 at 12:46 pm

Finally got her home & she is already wet!!

enzo354
Dec 24, 2009 at 11:05 am

Then I had this idea *lets start the car*

leojmcca
Dec 24, 2009 at 10:51 am

You darn autobots are going to have to sleep outside if your not house broken.

leojmcca
Dec 24, 2009 at 10:49 am

What the inside of a garage in Venice looks like

leojmcca
Dec 24, 2009 at 10:48 am

Dam, the little dutchboy fell asleep again!

ink-spot
Dec 24, 2009 at 10:28 am

You’ve trusted them to wash your clothes for years, now you can have the same trust in washing your car. The new Maytag in garage car wash.Now for inly 4 easy payments of $499. And if you call now ill through in free flood insurance from progressive.-Billy Mays

ahmedSaLeM89
Dec 24, 2009 at 9:53 am

Oh, Didn’t i tell u To Remind Me To Turn Off The Parking Lights?? Now We’re Gonna Have To Swim Back

Idefix
Dec 24, 2009 at 9:52 am

♪♫ ♪♫ Zoom Zoom Splash Splash, my Mazda was taking a bath ♪♫ ♪♫ Dum DUm DUm DUm

KingMac
Dec 24, 2009 at 9:19 am

ok, I’ll admit it. I should have lifted it instead of lower it.

KingMac
Dec 24, 2009 at 9:17 am

Funny thing is, my headlights still work! Imagine that!

KingMac
Dec 24, 2009 at 9:16 am

I know I asked for some “wet looking paint” for Christmas, but this is ridiculous.

Gobbs_stopper
Dec 24, 2009 at 9:09 am

one of the only tuner i like sad to see

PureBusiness
Dec 24, 2009 at 8:19 am

Yeah,not only that? But get this..He was holding onto the top of the toolbox all night long! I think he might make it.He’s a Fighter!

PureBusiness
Dec 24, 2009 at 8:06 am

I cant wait till that little Gecko from the insurance agency gets here and cuts me a check,besides..i always did want to meet a talking lizard!

PureBusiness
Dec 24, 2009 at 8:00 am

Cool,the raft idea might still work..Keep pumping it up tho!

MiamiMiataGroup
Dec 24, 2009 at 7:57 am

If I could just spread my winds and fly out this mess.

JoeCool97Formula
Dec 24, 2009 at 7:52 am

This water injection for my intercooler clearly isn’t working right!

dilandau2004
Dec 24, 2009 at 7:15 am

Two words: Jack stands.

1961Laurentian
Dec 24, 2009 at 6:52 am

#1: i hope he paid for scotch guard when he bought that car.
#2: i always knew the performance of these cars was a little watered down.
#3: oh my god, i hope my ricky martin cd isnt ruined.

s10xtrme01
Dec 24, 2009 at 6:50 am

honey, when i said i wanted my car to have a “wet” look i wasnt meaning this!

ChrisStdly23
Dec 24, 2009 at 6:47 am

In too deep
water cooled
sunk

usnrocker
Dec 24, 2009 at 6:42 am

Seriously you guys this drinking and driving campiegn is gettin out of hand… I couldn’t drink all this beer with out my fadsters