Ugliest Taurus Ever!

SGT07
Jan 8, 2010 at 4:38 pm

lol ive seen worse posted as show off of the week

Pathfinder97
Jan 8, 2010 at 2:12 pm

I looks like they were trying to make a Delorean for a Back to the Future movie but they were low on money and good taste. LOL i like how its parked infront of a dollar store…. that says a lot

mzda323javi
Jan 8, 2010 at 1:42 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA….HAHAHA…AAAHAHAHA I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AN AMERICAN CAR ..TUNNER WANNABE……AND ((DERKC)) SHUT THAT SHI+ UP!!!

wera555
Jan 8, 2010 at 12:12 pm

I like it! It just need to dog collars removed,the ugly hood scoop and all those freaking mirrors, then i think it’d look cool.

BlackdExplorer
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:57 am

imagine if you got this for christmas or your birhtday i would wreck that shit in a sec and said i hit black ice lol

OdinofAsgard
Jan 8, 2010 at 10:48 am

I think it wouldn’t be bad if it didn’t have those dog collars, flames, and the thingamajigger on the hood.

retroman
Jan 8, 2010 at 9:26 am

I’d like to nominate this ride as a prime candidate for the Ypsilanti Nightmare Cruise.

shreff99
Jan 8, 2010 at 8:56 am

I’m waiting for like 8 clowns to get out of the Taurus! This thing belongs in the circus!

shreff99
Jan 8, 2010 at 8:54 am

How fitting is it that this car is parked in front of the Dollar General store?? LOL..That’s where the owner probably got most of his parts from haha!

ChaosweaveR
Jan 8, 2010 at 6:37 am

Wow. Some people should just not be allowed outside, or to reproduce. At all.

cZAR_CLiP8907
Jan 8, 2010 at 6:17 am

(derkc) just stfu…

JYoung300
Jan 8, 2010 at 1:24 am

You can polish a turd…but it’s still a piece of shit!

derkc
Jan 7, 2010 at 9:06 pm

GodDrivesAnRsx …why have a cardomain page, if you dont have a car on it..?, the thing about cardomain is, its for cars….

Chimpo_09
Jan 7, 2010 at 8:20 pm

Is he on cardomain, I WOULD LO0VE TO GET SOME ADVICE FROM HIM!!! Thats just….

Nate_1990
Jan 7, 2010 at 7:42 pm

uh? It’s parked outside the dollar store.
Autozone is ok for getting airfilters and oil but the accessories are ridiculous.

LedZeppelin
Jan 7, 2010 at 7:41 pm

Hey fixdaserver ….Whats wrong with a Citroen?

oh and is that a Taurus, or a Contour?…or both….

jeeprules
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:27 pm

You Killed IT!!! Needs A Make Over Badly ASAP!!!

MoonMoney
Jan 7, 2010 at 5:50 pm

Wow…I guess some people need 6 rear view mirrors lol

XTZTwinTurbo
Jan 7, 2010 at 5:26 pm

I’ve seen similar! There is a car parked outside of an autozone close to UC in ohio. It is totally autozoned out. Just like this one. People need interventions with this bad habbit. It’s almost as bad as over-decorating with lawn ornaments!!

GodDrivesAnRsx
Jan 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm

derkc, those are some pretty racist comments there. not every “chink” turn theyre car into ricers and not every black puts a lift kit on theyre car and throws 30′s on it.

davect01
Jan 7, 2010 at 4:46 pm

stay away from Auto Zone. Almost expect a clown to pop out.

David777
Jan 7, 2010 at 3:48 pm

As bad as it is, and it is bad, the mods are clean. The “scoop” is made well and painted good, but designed like the yesterday lunch of a seagull…

derkc
Jan 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm

i think it looks better then some of the riced out cars on here….at least it doesnt have a hug 18 inch wing on it, or 20 inch rims or bigger, it could be worse…….if you gave the car to a chink, he would turn it into a fast and furious wannabe, …give the car to a black guy, he would put a lift kit on it and put 30 inch rims under…..give the car to a redneck, he would put it on a truck frame, and take it mudding….everyone has there on likes in cars…..i am totally shocked, some douche bag hasnt said rice, rice rice,..and then not a have a ride for us to make fun of….them are the real cool people right there…..

Clovr21
Jan 7, 2010 at 2:49 pm

it really just makes you wonder why someone ever thought adding any of that crap to the car was a good idea? What was going through there mind, seriously? And why didn’t someone stop or tell them? JEEEEZ

Unchallenged
Jan 7, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Hahaha that’s funny

blownpony22
Jan 7, 2010 at 2:06 pm

“ouch”…..oh dont worry i just slapped myself

fixdaserver
Jan 7, 2010 at 12:53 pm

Why anyone would make a perfectly good Ford look like a CITROËN is baffling.

Gobbs_stopper
Jan 7, 2010 at 11:36 am

i dont know whats worst. an chevy metro with truck stacks or this

thats a mid life shit

escaperoute
Jan 7, 2010 at 10:55 am

Hell, i didn’t even notice the deer whistles on the front. The more i look at it, the worse it gets!

escaperoute
Jan 7, 2010 at 10:53 am

I wonder if it has Lambo doors…. lol

escaperoute
Jan 7, 2010 at 10:45 am

It’s almost so ugly that it’s cute.

phattacorider
Jan 7, 2010 at 9:45 am

I would have to help this poor Mexican…I mean this poor guy out! Give me a blue marker, a baseball bat, steel-toed boots, and 10 minutes and it will be stock all over again!

StalkerVette
Jan 7, 2010 at 8:13 am

But where are the fuzzy dice??? Oh, there they are… Yup, this is one fine ride.

GTwildfire
Jan 7, 2010 at 8:09 am

stock horsepower, most likely BUT the mailbox on the hood, the *gag* windshield visor, upturned spoiler, extra RV mirrors, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc have added weight and drag…

sinbandera
Jan 7, 2010 at 8:04 am

is a different level of ugliness!

carman101
Jan 7, 2010 at 7:36 am

I wonder how much horse power that piece of crap car that has.

KustomKiely
Jan 7, 2010 at 7:14 am

We all know what he was doing at the Dollar store, Getting more custom parts for his hot rod tarus……lol

Jnic815
Jan 7, 2010 at 6:02 am

My favorite part is the sidepipes that serve no purpose cause the factory exhaust is still on there with a bolt on walmart tip ROFL.. this cars owner deserves to have a big F tatoo’d on his forehead

GTwildfire
Jan 7, 2010 at 5:59 am

Actually, Subcero… you misunderstood my last post, which is the opposite of what you thought I wrote. Look for the “ISN’T” in the key sentence.

Cadillactien
Jan 7, 2010 at 3:08 am

“CAPTIONS”
1.Billy Ray was given a sponsorship buy Auto Zone Parts Stores.
2.You can find anything at the Dollar store.
3.The new Barbie Aqua Marine edition Ford Taurus.
4.”New!!” “Pimp My Ride!” “DO IT YOURSELF KIT” (Buy Mattel Toys)

How come all these cars have a Handicap thing on the rear-view?

Cadillactien
Jan 7, 2010 at 2:51 am

This is a good example of a misguided soul.
The funny thing is that this person probably thinks this thing is cool; just like everyone on Cardomain thinks they deserve 5 stars for effort. Truth is most don’t deserve more than 2.
There truly isn’t a rating low enough for this thing,& to top it off it’s a Ford Taurus.

RiceTicket
Jan 7, 2010 at 12:47 am

Of all the comments on this car, you have “moparcrazy69″ asking to be nominated for SOTW. (SIGH) *shakes head*

ILLY-Sase
Jan 7, 2010 at 12:32 am

Wal-Mart…

tmonster
Jan 6, 2010 at 11:08 pm

in the parking lot of walmart no dought

it reminds me of those girls so ugly there almost cute

jjl7584
Jan 6, 2010 at 10:27 pm

Thats a joke right? I hope someone out there doesnt drive in this and think it looks good…..lol

Alex Vickers
Jan 6, 2010 at 10:08 pm

I could have used a much worse-looking Honda Civic hatch for this. It takes the cake with visual mods, what with a diamond-shaped porthole spray painted onto the rear window, a wild (although high-quality, go figure), overdone paint scheme, and a chrome exhaust tip from an LS1 Z28.
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I’ll leave it be, though. These days it isn’t anything out of the ordinary, although it is.

dallastx214
Jan 6, 2010 at 9:57 pm

the sad part is that im pretty sure the owner of this thing swears he can get gurls in it

TheBigReed
Jan 6, 2010 at 9:25 pm

this is worse than most ricers

AFSpeed
Jan 6, 2010 at 9:20 pm

This is becoming a trend. I see it everywhere in Jersey and Pennsylvania. I think people are doing it to get featured in these type of articles. Its just rediculous to think that somebody thinks this looks good. I ignore them now.

subcero
Jan 6, 2010 at 9:20 pm

GTwildfire is correct. This is a parody. There are people out there who just try to mock the tuner scene. I can think of a guy in our town who has done the same thing and drive a car like this everyday. He has a cavalier with a bodykit made of cardboard and a wing so tall that its higher than most F-150′s. This guy is just making fun of the whole “fast and furious” look.

piston454
Jan 6, 2010 at 9:12 pm

This guy has to be french…

MiamiMiataGroup
Jan 6, 2010 at 9:01 pm

Come on guys it’s just an ordinary Taurus, the owner probably wanted to modify the car very bad and do to the lack of aftermarket support and accessory parts,he had no choice but to go this way. I mean what’s available to customize this fire hazards from ford other than an aftermarket radio, a fire extinguisher, tinted windows an alarm and some ugly rims not one will put in a sports car.This is not a mustang, I have yet to see a Taurus show car.

Dystruktoboi1
Jan 6, 2010 at 8:53 pm

Ok scary thing is, I know people that would think everything this car has is cool EXCEPT!!!!! That hood scoop is horrible, NObody can think that looks good this car has to be a joke, maybe they started out modding it seriously and then it cam out ridiculous and they just kept with the “insanely over the top” theme. Someone would have to PAY ME to drive that thing, I hope they love that car cuz no one is going to take it from them, even if they wanted them to.

JoeCool97Formula
Jan 6, 2010 at 8:30 pm

That is horrid. This would be the equivalent of having a nightmare in the “Cars” (movie) world! If your owner turned you into this abomination.

GTwildfire
Jan 6, 2010 at 8:08 pm

Nooo… nooo… uh… no.
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My spidey sense tells me this isn’t some parody, that some guy thought it would be funny to make up his Taurus as a big joke on the tuner scene.
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This was created as a permanent modification, a daily driver by someone who took elements of what he thought was cool. He don’t care about the haters and just went for it.
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and there it is.
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There are others like him, and they have done the same.

tyrelle703
Jan 6, 2010 at 7:11 pm

and its parked nfront a dollar general

ChAMbER_CUStOMS
Jan 6, 2010 at 6:33 pm

5 year olds can do a better job with some crayons, cardboard, and super glue

CARPLAYER
Jan 6, 2010 at 6:07 pm

wow thats reallugly started with a ugly car made it uglier it has 6 mirrors which is realll weird

Alex Vickers
Jan 6, 2010 at 6:06 pm

You people DO realize this is a joke? Think about it: It’s a parody of a lot of modified tuners.

86blkmust
Jan 6, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Idk what to think. If its a joke then haha,its funny. but u never know,someone might have built this car to their own personal taste and if so let them be,u dont see them ratttin on ur ride. And the handicapped sticker might mean the person is an older person,and their younger kids and grandkids may have “pimped”their grandpaws ride. How bout that.

thegarbear05
Jan 6, 2010 at 5:01 pm

wow

albania_fier
Jan 6, 2010 at 4:51 pm

id hotwire it just to leave it on some train tracks

shelby_2blue
Jan 6, 2010 at 4:50 pm

you have to wonder if this is for real or if someone is just joking around..that hood scoop can’t actually be thought of as cool by someone, can it?

20six_s
Jan 6, 2010 at 4:31 pm

Damn

El_Nativo
Jan 6, 2010 at 4:30 pm

I THINK ………. JEJJEJEJEJJEJEJE THATS REALLY UGLY

GoudyStyle
Jan 6, 2010 at 4:26 pm

I guess they just couldn’t afford the PT Crusier

q-GucciMane-p
Jan 6, 2010 at 4:25 pm

Oh yea “moparcrazy69″ stop advertising your car=LAME. This is for comments.

q-GucciMane-p
Jan 6, 2010 at 4:22 pm

Lol, I’m lost for words, this is great! Every one has their own idea of custom Lol! But if that thing has A/C I would drive it… I would pick where I get out of it wisely. LOL!!!

moparcrazy69
Jan 6, 2010 at 4:10 pm

Please vote my ’69 Roadrunner for Show off of the week! Thanks!

BASHLINE
Jan 6, 2010 at 3:38 pm

eh I’d drive it… over a cliff

UnderYourSkin
Jan 6, 2010 at 3:31 pm

That thing is still nicer then some of the rides on this website, but holy f*ck is it ugly. It makes a used tampon look appealing.

Alex Vickers
Jan 6, 2010 at 1:40 pm

I forgot to mention in here that the first six people I showed the pictures to initially confused it with a Dodge Neon. One of them even argued the point with me.

GTwildfire
Jan 6, 2010 at 11:51 am

(Caesar spits the grape out of his mouth)… KILL HIM!

PureBusiness
Jan 6, 2010 at 9:09 am

As soon as i can get the Inspector to `sign-off’ on the wheel covers i’m going to have him take a look at the hood scoop,i hope he likes it!

PureBusiness
Jan 6, 2010 at 8:35 am

I think he is preparing to smuggle it too Mexico!

Mbeezy3405
Jan 6, 2010 at 6:44 am

hahaha gross, you should have waited for the owner to come out and tell you all about its glory

FordRulesAll
Jan 6, 2010 at 6:41 am

As being a Ford Taurus enthusiast/owner this person should be shot in the head, then someone should put that poor car out of it’s misery. Hopefully people do not believe this is what all Taurus’ are like, there is much hidden potential in a Taurus, and this particular example is what overshadows that possible potential to many people.

RareT
Jan 6, 2010 at 4:56 am

Ugly? YES!… but the “dog collars as curb feelers” statement is off.. they are being used as “grounding straps” which were used back in the 50′s and early 60′s to ground the vehicle to prevent electrical shock. (so I was told when I was a child) This is a car owned by someone stuck in the 50′s. He probably has the long sideburns, greased back hair, and a pack of smokes rolled up in his white t-shirt.

tuffel
Jan 6, 2010 at 4:50 am

Here , very nice picture of the car . i like car and my hobby is driving so i visit this site always………….Force Factor

_Engineer
Jan 6, 2010 at 4:09 am

this is joke, right?… right? Someone did that “thing” as a joke, it’s gotta be.

_VeTeX_
Jan 6, 2010 at 2:09 am

Handicap… It can also mean retarded