Caption Contest!

chevy01mc
Feb 21, 2010 at 3:20 pm

I gave you the SURPRISE now where is my Fat Duck

Neckbonekat
Feb 4, 2010 at 6:49 am

“Well officer, the next thing I knew there was a ‘Fat Duck’ right in front of me…”

debirlfan
Feb 3, 2010 at 8:53 pm

“I’ll show them a ‘surprise’. This will teach them to call me fat!” said the Aflac duck as he shifted the van into gear….

jasonsny
Feb 3, 2010 at 3:21 pm

“Toyota’s new urban transport van is perfect for any business needing a versatile vehicle in a city environment. Featuring Toyota’s unique throttle and braking systems, you can position this van in the tighest of parking spaces, quickly and accurately.”

thegdoat
Feb 2, 2010 at 5:13 am

Taliban tryouts?!!!!!!!!!!!

ruffryder_31
Feb 1, 2010 at 2:26 pm

A chinese resteraunt on the OUTSIDE of my van!! Thanks MTV for pimpin my ride!!

thenamesjudy
Feb 1, 2010 at 12:58 pm

I knew the chinese were over-achievers, but come on, really?!? You couldn’t just park along the curb?

shortyb23
Feb 1, 2010 at 11:34 am

with every fat duck comes a suprise…. did we suprise ya?

chevykid1995
Feb 1, 2010 at 11:25 am

dont worry, its a rental!

hotboyjj25
Feb 1, 2010 at 10:26 am

Chinese delivery

R_Weezy
Feb 1, 2010 at 9:20 am

it would be a ford hahaha not a toyota

OneTrueEClipse
Feb 1, 2010 at 7:48 am

Driver- “It was the accelerator pedal! It stuck!”
Officer- “Nice try bud, but this van isn’t a Toyota”

REdVENGER96
Feb 1, 2010 at 7:00 am

Fat Duck’s latest Suprise: dining al fresco!

REdVENGER96
Feb 1, 2010 at 6:58 am

Looks like someone pulled a Fumb-Duck Surprise.

JBUBBLE
Feb 1, 2010 at 3:37 am

WOW!

t-roysi07
Jan 31, 2010 at 10:47 pm

Its free delivery from us to you, not the other way around!

THEARCHITEK
Jan 31, 2010 at 9:29 pm

i didnt knew chinese restaurant had drive thru

steven_bergen
Jan 31, 2010 at 7:30 pm

bro did u hear something… whats goin on here im pushing the gas pedal but we aint moving, what gives?

TheMover
Jan 31, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Sooo…I guess you saw our add for used fryer oil on craigs list?

KingMac
Jan 31, 2010 at 5:30 pm

I know that I asked for a fat surprise, but this is uncalled for.

BlueDragon05
Jan 31, 2010 at 4:04 pm

You’ll love this place. They have a General Tsao’s Chicken that you’ll flip over.

shostopper17
Jan 31, 2010 at 2:43 pm

What the hell did that Fourtune Cookie say!!!!

shostopper17
Jan 31, 2010 at 2:42 pm

THis is what happens when you have way to much SMG in your food !!

shostopper17
Jan 31, 2010 at 2:42 pm

See what happens when you figure out its really cat your eating!!

GrumpySteve
Jan 31, 2010 at 10:05 am

>Blonde drives to the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”
> He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”
> She giggles and says “No…it’s just mustard this time.”

fixdaserver
Jan 31, 2010 at 9:57 am

Clean shirts falling off their hangers, egg foo yong on the floor… gang turf wars, nobody wins…

71Rocket350
Jan 31, 2010 at 8:42 am

I guess he didnt like chinese food.

toyotagoose
Jan 31, 2010 at 6:23 am

your van is now quacked.

phattacorider
Jan 31, 2010 at 5:34 am

See if the boss tells me not to date his daughter anymore.

danmccormick87
Jan 31, 2010 at 3:52 am

When we requested a catering van, we didn’t mean to literally park in the doorway…

danmccormick87
Jan 31, 2010 at 3:51 am

When we requested a catering van, we didn’t mean to literally park in the door…

HoOdSiDeBaLLaZ
Jan 31, 2010 at 1:04 am

Need For Speed Duck Addition, Coming Soon Near You

HoOdSiDeBaLLaZ
Jan 31, 2010 at 12:52 am

It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood “Mr Roger Neighborhood”

slipkiller0
Jan 31, 2010 at 12:13 am

1.bottoms up
2.sorry sir i thought you said upside down van not upside down cake
3.this wasnt what i ordered duck off
4.sorry wrong address
5.sorry ran out of money for the parking meter
6.disgruntled employees can live with em cant live without them
7.who put the van up his butt
8.eat duck and die

stanggt17
Jan 30, 2010 at 11:17 pm

free sample?

kasey_jk
Jan 30, 2010 at 7:04 pm

i told you it would be easier if you just gave me a refund

EricShoHo
Jan 30, 2010 at 5:18 pm

Ahhh soo sowwy,me dwive wiff out glasses on and tink sign say “van drive through”

XTZTwinTurbo
Jan 30, 2010 at 4:50 pm

Thats how they deliver? Surprise!

kiidstaytru3
Jan 30, 2010 at 4:34 pm

Now that’s what I call fast food.

super1starman
Jan 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm

The aftermath of a Superman battle

salvador626
Jan 30, 2010 at 1:13 pm

they where trying to rescue the ducks

CadillacDad
Jan 30, 2010 at 11:29 am

I bet the Ducks were pretty damn suprised

CadillacDad
Jan 30, 2010 at 11:28 am

Just another reason you don’t mess with the underground Duck mafia

D-Rails
Jan 30, 2010 at 11:16 am

This is way better than curbside.

D-Rails
Jan 30, 2010 at 11:13 am

Surprise this.

D-Rails
Jan 30, 2010 at 11:12 am

See, I saw this video from Mercedes and…. oh nevermind.

xBLACKxBEAUTYx
Jan 30, 2010 at 11:07 am

order up…side down..

rejybaby
Jan 30, 2010 at 10:08 am

Same day delivery and not a second late! They didn’t say how they was gonna give it to you.

rejybaby
Jan 30, 2010 at 10:04 am

It must have been the Famous Recepie that keeps em comming for more!

davect01
Jan 30, 2010 at 9:39 am

What, no drive through. My world is so upside down!

74Furyous
Jan 30, 2010 at 7:00 am

That truck is screaming for a hitch with bobo balls hanging from it.

ACCORD2HARMONY
Jan 30, 2010 at 5:58 am

Surpise mota fuckas! _ _
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RiceTickets
Jan 30, 2010 at 2:24 am

I bet money that it was a Woman driver

BigLu8
Jan 30, 2010 at 2:12 am

opps.

MoonMoney
Jan 30, 2010 at 12:17 am

SURPRISE!! Its that flippin’ good!

xBLACKxBEAUTYx
Jan 29, 2010 at 10:29 pm

Who ordered the van?

xBLACKxBEAUTYx
Jan 29, 2010 at 10:27 pm

that fat duck got quite the surprise

grannieelbow
Jan 29, 2010 at 9:28 pm

“It’s crispy an’ I helped”

racerjim
Jan 29, 2010 at 8:54 pm

I guess we know what the “duck” part REALLY means…

fatratmatt
Jan 29, 2010 at 8:34 pm

confucius also say again…”swag won for caption contest in Oct 09 not received by Jan 10 very very bad”

What happened to my swag won in Oct 09? and why can no one answer e-mails sent?

fatratmatt
Jan 29, 2010 at 8:28 pm

confucius also say… “upside down van in window means fat duck surprise closes early today”

fatratmatt
Jan 29, 2010 at 8:21 pm

confucius say…”man who eat’s fat duck surprise, will find van too top heavy to drive”

scflowmaster
Jan 29, 2010 at 7:43 pm

SUPRISE!!!

MI1XFIRE
Jan 29, 2010 at 7:13 pm

Don’t worry sir, I’m covered by AFLAC

MoonMoney
Jan 29, 2010 at 6:17 pm

Get here quick because the food is so good that you will crash the grand opening

MoonMoney
Jan 29, 2010 at 6:10 pm

EVERYBODY DUCK!!!! ~!!*CRASH*!!~

krush454
Jan 29, 2010 at 6:09 pm

we requested an order of upside down cakes. We didn’t mean it Quite so litterally

ruffryder_31
Jan 29, 2010 at 5:19 pm

We live up to our name “Welcome to Fat…DUCK!!!!!!!!….hehehehe…Suprise!!!”

ruffryder_31
Jan 29, 2010 at 5:17 pm

“sorry, deliveries are in back only”

1990Chevy4x4
Jan 29, 2010 at 5:10 pm

“Fat Duck Surprise”…People go flip’n crazy over our food!

BASHLINE
Jan 29, 2010 at 4:19 pm

I bet that scared the duck out of them

DrZhivago
Jan 29, 2010 at 4:08 pm

1.Stick to bicycles, Mr. Wong.
2.People say asian people suck at driving but damn!
3.This is what happens after you drink too much sake and go out tokoy drifting.

NY-09GTS
Jan 29, 2010 at 3:58 pm

What’s the problem, the sign said Drive Thru……

74Furyous
Jan 29, 2010 at 3:52 pm

Won ton truck.

74Furyous
Jan 29, 2010 at 3:50 pm

No Ford! Chevy.

SouthernGuy8503
Jan 29, 2010 at 2:08 pm

and my next trick will be to make myself disappear so i don’t have to pay for this

retroman
Jan 29, 2010 at 2:07 pm

We no see your cat and we no see your van. No ask, please… So why does my soup still taste like Ford with a hint of Mr. Kibbles?? This isn’t duck!!!

ponytruck
Jan 29, 2010 at 1:17 pm

I know the get away car is suposed to be close behind but dont you think this is taking the piss

ponytruck
Jan 29, 2010 at 1:14 pm

Why would anyone put a chinese restaurant there.

ponytruck
Jan 29, 2010 at 1:10 pm

This isn’t what i ordered

IGGY12003
Jan 29, 2010 at 11:46 am

the duck was too fat!

Robb65
Jan 29, 2010 at 11:46 am

The food is all right, but the service will kill you.

Robb65
Jan 29, 2010 at 11:43 am

Somehow I get the feeling you don’t like the food here!

Robb65
Jan 29, 2010 at 11:36 am

Yea, who’s surprised now….Fat Duck!

Robb65
Jan 29, 2010 at 11:35 am

Table for two please….um do you Valet?

NSGrandAm
Jan 29, 2010 at 11:07 am

You bring the fat duck, I’ll bring the surprise.

TheMover
Jan 29, 2010 at 10:47 am

A.K.A.”Fat Duck” managed to escape the van heist!

BoltZ22
Jan 29, 2010 at 8:59 am

The surprise is that its cooked on the exhaust pipes

GTwildfire
Jan 29, 2010 at 8:54 am

aaw… he just wants his belly rubbed…

GTwildfire
Jan 29, 2010 at 8:54 am

…and I thought my stomach was the only thing that turned at the sight of that place.

GTwildfire
Jan 29, 2010 at 8:53 am

In the news tonight a delivery van tumbled into the front of a local Chinese restaurant. In other news the local ASPCA has become filled to capacity…

Mbeezy3405
Jan 29, 2010 at 7:20 am

This isnt what Ping and Pong had in mind for a new drive thru window

Mbeezy3405
Jan 29, 2010 at 6:46 am

More like Fat Truck Surprise