Caption Contest!

ruffryder_31
Feb 23, 2010 at 1:40 pm

CHP’s new field sobriety test. Test 1: Balance car on 2 wheels – PASS

RAP365
Feb 23, 2010 at 10:15 am

This is why hicks should stay in there trucks and off the road.

Robb65
Feb 22, 2010 at 9:41 pm

Driver: But officer, the sign said exit on the left!

Officer: This is not Hazard county, son.

Robb65
Feb 22, 2010 at 9:38 pm

Not sure where you got your license from ma’am, but I think you should ask for a refund.

FuryPaul
Feb 22, 2010 at 7:30 pm

“But, officer, it doesn’t SAY ‘no left turn’…”

DelayedPenalty
Feb 22, 2010 at 12:36 pm

No ma’am, there isn’t a “carpool” lane on this stretch of highway.

yaboyrob
Feb 22, 2010 at 12:08 pm

i missed my exit

85znva
Feb 22, 2010 at 10:57 am

Sir, you cant change your oil here.

HeavensSul
Feb 22, 2010 at 10:29 am

Cop: Why did you pull over the median. Driver: You said, To pull over in the median. Cop: No, I said, “Pull over immediatley”. Driver: Oops.

fixdaserver
Feb 22, 2010 at 8:56 am

All the stuff that passes for a wallride with those skateboarders is a joke! This stretch of the 5 is the gnarliest in SoCal, no joke, shit’s gnarly for REAL.

ilovemyford14
Feb 22, 2010 at 8:36 am

trying 2 see if theirs any dohnutts in the car lol

FireDem12
Feb 22, 2010 at 8:31 am

So… not a banked curve then?

FireDem12
Feb 22, 2010 at 8:28 am

Sorry officer, I don’t know how I ran out–the fuel gauge kept reading full.

FireDem12
Feb 22, 2010 at 8:24 am

First, a terrible Ollie, now an awful attempt at a grind. Let me in there and get ready to see how it’s done!

chevy01mc
Feb 22, 2010 at 7:58 am

When did they Put this wall in?

chevy01mc
Feb 22, 2010 at 7:55 am

Dear officer, I left you 3 dollars cuz I couldn’t find the parking meter

Pontiacdude210
Feb 22, 2010 at 6:36 am

Ohhh…..sooooo drunk….which side do I drive on? Oh well…MEDIAN!!!!

sid489
Feb 22, 2010 at 3:58 am

Well thats new. Instead of having the car go halfway through the wall, You got a car goin halfway OVER it.
Thats some nice wall art.

SlikkStylez
Feb 21, 2010 at 11:07 pm

they see me rollin, they hatin, patro….*crash* ahh! officer i need your help!

Robb65
Feb 21, 2010 at 9:34 pm

Move over son….let me show you how it’s done!

Fantastic223
Feb 21, 2010 at 8:57 pm

“Well lets see if I can make this u-turn”

michaelgreen110
Feb 21, 2010 at 8:10 pm

That Cop has got some Doughnuts to climb up that wall..Heck he should even recieve a award unless he drove up there himself..

michaelgreen110
Feb 21, 2010 at 7:51 pm

What the hell is that cop going to do..some GTA?

michaelgreen110
Feb 21, 2010 at 7:49 pm

Sorry Officer the Bloody wall came out of no where..

StreetStars49
Feb 21, 2010 at 7:22 pm

Hey man, puff-puff give..!

AFSpeed
Feb 21, 2010 at 7:21 pm

Oh crap here we go again… just like Toyota, Volkswagon is going to be recalled for steering issues.

He tried to pass on the left hand side of the left hand land with a left handed turn and ended left side up.

… um I can explain officer! I was um…. you want a donut???

CAVYz04
Feb 21, 2010 at 7:20 pm

Did I take the right exit??

davect01
Feb 21, 2010 at 5:44 pm

But officer, I was just training for the bobsled team. Ya think I have what it takes?

chevy01mc
Feb 21, 2010 at 3:15 pm

I guess this Car can’t fly

MoonMoney
Feb 21, 2010 at 3:03 pm

“Ma’am! Do you know why I pulled you over? Also, I need you to put the cell phone down…and stop polishing your nails and please put down the lipstick. Yes I know there’s coffee and McDonalds breakfast everywhere, but you need to get out of the car….NOW!!”

SlowAlti
Feb 21, 2010 at 3:03 pm

“Cops do the darndest things”

SlowAlti
Feb 21, 2010 at 3:00 pm

next time try the land rover test facility

SlowAlti
Feb 21, 2010 at 2:58 pm

trying to get that 3 wheel motion in the vdub!

glhs0075
Feb 21, 2010 at 12:22 pm

Excuse me sir, but you can’t park here.

ruffryder_31
Feb 21, 2010 at 11:44 am

Can you see the doughnut that fell under the seat now Joe?

Chimpo_09
Feb 21, 2010 at 9:43 am

I am pulled over officer, I can’t pull over any farther!

ChArCoAl_MaXi
Feb 21, 2010 at 1:56 am

Couldn’t find the parking meter, but here’s 4 bucks. Thanks!

Dystruktoboi1
Feb 20, 2010 at 9:11 pm

“Well then why do they call it a ‘Parkway’ Officer???”

tonymony13
Feb 20, 2010 at 8:13 pm

“Forget the spike strip. Maybe if we just flip this car… yea that oughta’ stop him!”

pbrennan
Feb 20, 2010 at 7:45 pm

I told the guys I could drive down the freeway on two wheels. They didn’t say I couldn’t use the median.

74Furyous
Feb 20, 2010 at 7:36 pm

The barrier hits me and I have to produce MY licence!?

Camarocruzr01
Feb 20, 2010 at 6:01 pm

“$100 says I can get it down”

Camarocruzr01
Feb 20, 2010 at 6:00 pm

“If the guys at work see this im in trouble.”

Camarocruzr01
Feb 20, 2010 at 5:58 pm

“Told you i could do it, now you try officer.”

Mulham
Feb 20, 2010 at 3:45 pm

I was distracted by a flock of seagulls ..

nelson820032003
Feb 20, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Driver – You think Grave Digger can beat this officer?
Officer – I don’t know but I know you just beat the shit out of your car! GET OUT!!!

Apex Elite
Feb 20, 2010 at 2:07 pm

looks like James Bond forgot he was in the rental.

Apex Elite
Feb 20, 2010 at 2:03 pm

sorry ma’am, but there is no such thing as a “vertical lane”

87stunner
Feb 20, 2010 at 12:56 pm

i had to avoid the glowing unicorn so i landed on this cloud duhhh

arxylis
Feb 20, 2010 at 11:59 am

Well officer you see, what had happened was… um… I’m getting a ticket for this aren’t I…

WickedS13
Feb 20, 2010 at 11:02 am

“That fucker came out of nowhere!”

Gotit4cheap16
Feb 20, 2010 at 10:05 am

Must have been one hell of a BJ the driver was getting.

TheMover
Feb 20, 2010 at 9:19 am

“The D.O.T. really needs to expand this middle lane..This is ridiculous!”

Bama77
Feb 20, 2010 at 8:55 am

CUT !!!! Officer you in our shoot of the new James Bond Movie!!

D_Boy313
Feb 20, 2010 at 7:46 am

T.I. Shoulder Lean remix: Lean on Da shoulder by D.U.I

74Furyous
Feb 20, 2010 at 7:32 am

Occisfer, I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

Retox
Feb 20, 2010 at 12:54 am

I said pull over… not roll over

Imabadxmpl2
Feb 20, 2010 at 12:44 am

Starbucks spokesman refutes claims that installing drive thru windows has created a public hazard.

Imabadxmpl2
Feb 20, 2010 at 12:37 am

Lexus joins Toyota In Recall derby. It seems british Auto-Park feature accidentally installed in American car will activate at any speed .

Imabadxmpl2
Feb 20, 2010 at 12:16 am

Just after discharge from the Betty Ford Clinic. Lindsay Lohan tries to become the first Occupant of the new California Monorail Lane.

init2winitgt
Feb 19, 2010 at 10:05 pm

this is why skatebaorder’s shouldn’t drive!

init2winitgt
Feb 19, 2010 at 10:02 pm

If this was Chuck Norris’s car the jersey barrier’s would have split out of fear, everyone thinks there Chuck Norris.

init2winitgt
Feb 19, 2010 at 9:56 pm

This is why most women drive SUV’s (higher clearance)!

PIchillin456
Feb 19, 2010 at 9:14 pm

I actually passed by this dude but before the cop showed up.

FUKEDUP602
Feb 19, 2010 at 8:42 pm

officer- “Sir, you should leave the eatin doughnuts while driving to us…..
now hand’em over!!”

sallad08
Feb 19, 2010 at 7:14 pm

There wasn’t a “NO U-TURN” sign there. Honest

sallad08
Feb 19, 2010 at 7:11 pm

i musta been in that trucker’s blind spot?

sallad08
Feb 19, 2010 at 7:10 pm

Your flashing lights triggered my Epilepsy, officer!

74sundance
Feb 19, 2010 at 6:15 pm

I can’t reach my license officer unless you hold my beer.

bigassfords
Feb 19, 2010 at 6:09 pm

GOOD THING I WASN’T IN MY CRUISER

74sundance
Feb 19, 2010 at 6:05 pm

I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

74sundance
Feb 19, 2010 at 6:04 pm

Honest osssiffer, I havn’t been drinking.

Yoterpower
Feb 19, 2010 at 5:27 pm

at least i missed the squirrel…

MoonMoney
Feb 19, 2010 at 4:59 pm

“The dealership said that it has a hands free device…so I just let go of the wheel and this is what happened!”

MoonMoney
Feb 19, 2010 at 4:58 pm

“Its not my fault officer! The steering wheel likes to pull to the left”

javyjav
Feb 19, 2010 at 4:01 pm

mam, do u know why i pulled u over??

scflowmaster
Feb 19, 2010 at 3:08 pm

Dont mine me, just parkin my ride

scflowmaster
Feb 19, 2010 at 3:06 pm

This looks like a good spot

scflowmaster
Feb 19, 2010 at 3:05 pm

this isnt were I parked my car

retroman
Feb 19, 2010 at 2:56 pm

You can try all you want, but being middle of the road is something that only works in politics…

xBLACKxBEAUTYx
Feb 19, 2010 at 2:54 pm

hey officer, check out my flex!

1_eyed_bob
Feb 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm

$143 Fine for failing to yield to concrete. Have a nice day.

shostopper17
Feb 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm

As i quote from Doc Brown ” Where were going we dont need roads”.

shostopper17
Feb 19, 2010 at 2:18 pm

This driver must really hate Jersy Barriers lol.

shostopper17
Feb 19, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Now I thought only Toyotas were the only ones with gas pedal issues??

rib256
Feb 19, 2010 at 1:25 pm

That is the last time we use the state police for valet services.

kickfli12
Feb 19, 2010 at 1:23 pm

is this parking handicapped?

WickedS13
Feb 19, 2010 at 1:18 pm

Holy Hole in the Doughnut Batman, What were you thinking!?

OneTrueEClipse
Feb 19, 2010 at 12:57 pm

Chinese fire drills are supposed to be at stop lights!!

RIDEWHITE
Feb 19, 2010 at 12:54 pm

am i 3 wheelin??

roadkill874536
Feb 19, 2010 at 12:50 pm

spyderman drunk driving.the cop (Damn wall crawlers)

coolkat096
Feb 19, 2010 at 11:59 am

Catch me if you can!

TrojanKing
Feb 19, 2010 at 11:49 am

But officer, this was the only parking I could find in 10 miles…

bigdaddy1706
Feb 19, 2010 at 11:46 am

2020 CONCEPT CAR PROTYPE ROAD TESTS. IT HAS ABILITY TO RIDE GUARD RAILS,

TrojanKing
Feb 19, 2010 at 11:45 am

Yep, the wall is there, I checked.

bigdaddy1706
Feb 19, 2010 at 11:44 am

HMM I THINK MY PAIRALEL PARKINGING IS BROKEN

yaboyrob
Feb 19, 2010 at 10:52 am

this is what happens when old people get cars with GPS… the car says turn now… so they turn

yaboyrob
Feb 19, 2010 at 10:50 am

had to make a u-turn… figured now was as good a time as ever

yaboyrob
Feb 19, 2010 at 10:48 am

this was actually a stunt for transporter 4.. everybody around knew that.. except for the state trooper

UcntHngAZ
Feb 19, 2010 at 10:47 am

This is what happens when you play Tony Hawks Pro-Skater while driving

RVAE34
Feb 19, 2010 at 10:39 am

He’s already pulled over. He can’t pull over anymore….. littering and….

stanggt17
Feb 19, 2010 at 10:02 am

the car is not on the barrier… there’s just a fat chick in the passenger seat.

stanggt17
Feb 19, 2010 at 9:59 am

Well you told me to pull over! Now hold my beer while I get out of this thing!!

stanggt17
Feb 19, 2010 at 9:56 am

Ma’am have you been drinking?

anthonywf
Feb 19, 2010 at 9:56 am

most people pull over on the right hand side, i wanted to try something different…

_cooze_
Feb 19, 2010 at 9:45 am

Shaun White’s off season. No snow, no problem.

SouthernGuy8503
Feb 19, 2010 at 7:54 am

he’s friend bet him that the car couldn’t ride up it, i guess he’s friend lost the bet…..

SouthernGuy8503
Feb 19, 2010 at 7:53 am

talking on your cell phone with one hand + using other hand to hold your drink + driving with your knee on the steering wheel + sneezing at the WORST possible time = THIS!

SouthernGuy8503
Feb 19, 2010 at 7:50 am

he’s training for the X Games, Rail Grind!!!

Mbeezy3405
Feb 19, 2010 at 7:26 am

the new AWD jetta, take it anywhere and everywhere, even if its not a good idea.

DJs-zj360
Feb 19, 2010 at 5:31 am

Damn wall crawlers!