Caption Contest!

yoyoman1977
Mar 10, 2010 at 9:57 am

Check out my newest mod guys , the oil changes itself every 28 days !

yoyoman1977
Mar 10, 2010 at 9:42 am

The only problem with my latest upgrade is every winter the headlights stay on !

yoyoman1977
Mar 10, 2010 at 9:40 am

DUDE , watch the expression on her face when i put the gas nozzle in !!

3Ltriste13
Mar 9, 2010 at 11:35 am

PEDESTRIAN 10 POINTS !

grannieelbow
Mar 8, 2010 at 10:57 pm

AvaCar

nailbomb
Mar 8, 2010 at 4:13 pm

From the movie DUDE! where is my car. DUDE where is my girl.

nailbomb
Mar 8, 2010 at 4:09 pm

It’s that he-man new ride! shela-mobil.

Maniac21
Mar 8, 2010 at 3:56 pm

HEADS UP!! RIGHT BEHIND YA!

blownpony22
Mar 8, 2010 at 3:06 pm

is this thing tricharged???? holy shit must be faayyyyuusttt!!!!!

JONATHANB-S-L
Mar 8, 2010 at 2:37 pm

i wish my head was on a probe

JONATHANB-S-L
Mar 8, 2010 at 2:36 pm

hummm my heads in the hood guess were my!@#$#% is hehe

leojmcca
Mar 8, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Hood, hood on my car, whose the fastest car by far?

leojmcca
Mar 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm

I think when I told you I wanted a little head you misunderstood me!

MrEnizzle
Mar 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm

John Conner: Yesssss the T-1000 got stuck in the hood again!

Legend22z
Mar 8, 2010 at 11:01 am

his hood looks like an alien’s vagina giving birth.

stav20
Mar 8, 2010 at 10:46 am

HOLY SEVERED HEADS BATMAN!!!!!

KustomKiely
Mar 8, 2010 at 5:11 am

Being the slowest car never helped, so I had to do something to get A’HEAD.

KustomKiely
Mar 8, 2010 at 5:07 am

Thats the true meaning of ROAD HEAD……

TheMover
Mar 8, 2010 at 1:59 am

I think she’s banging the muffler to make the battery jealous.

phattacorider
Mar 8, 2010 at 1:17 am

Powered by Chuck Norris’s enemies.

haterproof0479
Mar 7, 2010 at 10:49 pm

Fred Flintstone would be jelous as hell

mulder182
Mar 7, 2010 at 10:13 pm

for the owner of this cars sake, i hope he was stoned as hell when he thought this shit up. and thats hardly even a reasonable excuse. at least it was on a ricer.

chevy01mc
Mar 7, 2010 at 8:50 pm

Marty McFly: This is uh… This is heavy duty, Doc. This is great. Uh, does it run, like, on regular unleaded gasoline?

Dr. Emmett Brown: Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick – Human.

shostopper17
Mar 7, 2010 at 8:35 pm

So ricer check list.

Crappy body kit 2,045 Peco’s
Crappy paint Job 3,098 Peco’s
Grpahics that think add 5hp. and the Face in the hood well i think that counts for 25 hp lol

shostopper17
Mar 7, 2010 at 8:33 pm

This is what happens when a ricer thinks he can gun it to ** and travel in time lol.

shostopper17
Mar 7, 2010 at 8:33 pm

Damn How Am i gonna explain this one to my insurance agency ummm thats how all state stands lol

slabish-havits
Mar 7, 2010 at 7:38 pm

this is what happens when u slam on the breaks going 300mph lmao

jimc04ford
Mar 7, 2010 at 6:17 pm

didnt expect this when i told the girl at the body shop he wanted a head job

jimc04ford
Mar 7, 2010 at 6:12 pm

“JUST FACE IT” its custom

luke2004w
Mar 7, 2010 at 3:33 pm

NEW GAME IN OUR FUNERAL HOME
EMPOYE THAT WILL PUT TO THE GROUND THE MOST BODIES WILL WIN CEO’S RIDE FOR A MONTH, WITH EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH SPOT ON FRONT OF THE FUNERAL HOME

luke2004w
Mar 7, 2010 at 3:30 pm

CUSTOM MADE HOOD SCOOP

woodbug28681
Mar 7, 2010 at 2:45 pm

now thats what u call a blow-job

boost_pimpin
Mar 7, 2010 at 2:31 pm

“Hey Maaaa,

I think we need to rub an egg on the car again. That mans back!”

nsmiller0807
Mar 7, 2010 at 2:18 pm

M. Night Shyamalans new movie “The Man In The Hood”

MoonMoney
Mar 7, 2010 at 12:17 pm

Under the hood we have a midget peddling a tricycle that is hooked up with the front axle…we also made a hole so he can breathe better lol xP

MoonMoney
Mar 7, 2010 at 12:14 pm

Trying to create the first “Head” Shaker hood

XTZTwinTurbo
Mar 7, 2010 at 11:24 am

this is where the driver sits. He looks through this hole, for the ultimate driving experience.

XTZTwinTurbo
Mar 7, 2010 at 11:24 am

you see what happened to the last owner?

XTZTwinTurbo
Mar 7, 2010 at 11:23 am

Tron 2000, where man is fused with car; in a symbiotic tale of speed and 80′s fantasy styling.

JoeCool6972
Mar 7, 2010 at 10:55 am

Why is Cardomain trying to copy Facebook, Myspace and twitter now? I don’t care who commented on who’s rides, etc. and I am sure no one else does either!

mike08gt
Mar 7, 2010 at 8:13 am

He has a face on the fuel door….that way he can dump the rice right down her throat!!!!!

mike08gt
Mar 7, 2010 at 8:12 am

If you love your car enough to make out with it!!!!!

mike08gt
Mar 7, 2010 at 8:08 am

Somebody took body kit way to literally!!!!!! And added a face!

oldskoolGTA
Mar 7, 2010 at 7:11 am

nice head scoop

env_specV
Mar 7, 2010 at 6:48 am

Sticker down the window +5HP
Offset nonfunctional air scoop +10HP
Eye lids +7HP
Body kit +107.39HP
Custom blue paint +53HP
Sexy blonde chicks head molded into my hood just makes for a good stiff ride.

WANNA RACE?

luke2004w
Mar 7, 2010 at 6:02 am

AVATAR’S RIDE

luke2004w
Mar 7, 2010 at 6:01 am

AVATAR

EEngineer
Mar 7, 2010 at 3:04 am

Human Head – the favorite avatar fan’s automobile ornament

EEngineer
Mar 7, 2010 at 3:01 am

Jake Sully’s Daily Driver

EEngineer
Mar 7, 2010 at 3:00 am

The Official Ride of the Navi

SpyderGT419
Mar 7, 2010 at 12:52 am

thats a head turner.

SpyderGT419
Mar 7, 2010 at 12:50 am

he was really thinking outside the box with this one…

SpyderGT419
Mar 7, 2010 at 12:48 am

blue juju…

modrageMKIV
Mar 6, 2010 at 10:17 pm

Genesis 2:7 (slightly modified)… “Then from the dust off the hood, the CAR gods created Woman… and said shit, we aint even done yet.”

modrageMKIV
Mar 6, 2010 at 10:13 pm

Sleeping beauty?!?!?!?!

patch5382
Mar 6, 2010 at 7:47 pm

The last bitch that talked shit on my ride is embedded in the hood. Next question?

Datsun24072
Mar 6, 2010 at 7:36 pm

Get a new brain for your car!!! Fresh off the self these ECUs are a great upgrade from your stock chip.
Also in case of zombie apocalypse it will distract them while you get away!!

paulie98gtivr6
Mar 6, 2010 at 4:34 pm

man, i got way too smashed last night. i thought i fell asleep in the hot tub and i woke up in this damn car hood! Dammit. . . that’s the last time i drink O’douls

s-10MONSTER
Mar 6, 2010 at 2:55 pm

OMG…DUDE WE JUST DID A HIT AND RUN! PROBLEM IS…WERE GOING TO GET COUGHT WE STILL HAVE SOME EVIDENCE ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR!

davect01
Mar 6, 2010 at 2:29 pm

Sure catches your attention. What did he do with the rest of her.

nailbomb
Mar 6, 2010 at 2:01 pm

look! i found jimmy’s huffa body.

joemacChevy
Mar 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm

I GUESS HE COULDN’T FIND REAL HORSEPOWER SO HE WANTED TO MAKE HER THE “CHARMED ONE”.

cole3883
Mar 6, 2010 at 11:57 am

fully functional.

thacanadian
Mar 6, 2010 at 11:42 am

its got 1 whores power

parkersHOE
Mar 6, 2010 at 11:11 am

somebody took a wrong turn at albuquerque

plumbersc-10s
Mar 6, 2010 at 10:35 am

now thats funny

theJIG23
Mar 6, 2010 at 10:13 am

Looks like we have our cardomains next Show off of the week choice!!!

74Furyous
Mar 6, 2010 at 9:14 am

It’d be cooler with her head turned around. Washer fluid could shoot out her nose.

init2winitgt
Mar 6, 2010 at 8:14 am

carbon fiber is now old news, introducing the new carbonite hood only thing required for order is a person, and proven to add 25hp.

init2winitgt
Mar 6, 2010 at 8:05 am

Brings a new definition to getting head on the hood of your car!

init2winitgt
Mar 6, 2010 at 8:03 am

Got Head?

GraveyG5
Mar 6, 2010 at 6:06 am

“…Yeah I’m doing car show’s now, didn’t quite make the cast of Disney’s: Cars…”

Exodus_10
Mar 6, 2010 at 4:25 am

Price of one mannequin head…$40
The cost of body kit…$800
Price for custom paint and body work…$5000
The ability to confuse and shock everyone with your vehicle…Priceless

My_Maxim_girl
Mar 6, 2010 at 3:38 am

WTF? thats all i gotta say maybe i can win just by saying WTF.

Cadillactien
Mar 6, 2010 at 2:22 am

Tyco air brush kit for Christmas, check.
Stupid little Ricer for My Birthday, check.
Girlfriend, left me in the summer. B!tch.
Put the three together?………….

Cadillactien
Mar 6, 2010 at 2:15 am

She’s a sleeper

Iasis
Mar 6, 2010 at 1:59 am

2. Yep it’s a single over head
3. Yep it’s a SOHC

Iasis
Mar 6, 2010 at 1:56 am

I’m just getting a Head Start on the Competition.

Shorts800bh
Mar 6, 2010 at 12:14 am

Mobster1; I thought I said throw it in the ocean moron
Mobster2; I did !!
Mobster1; (smacks himself in the face and shakes his head)

oscilloscope500
Mar 5, 2010 at 11:49 pm

Yay! The baby isn’t breech!

reaper7807
Mar 5, 2010 at 10:40 pm

This aint the pool

Rice cooker

im ready to suck

riggedmods
Mar 5, 2010 at 7:04 pm

guy 1- “ya, its all custom dude, took me some time”
guy 2- “Cool, cool, wats under the hood, the rest of her body?”
guy 1- “haha, nah..stock motor”
guy 2- *shakes head* “Stupid ricer…”

blazinsc1
Mar 5, 2010 at 6:13 pm

now this is called getting head work done to a whole new level!!!!!

TheMover
Mar 5, 2010 at 6:12 pm

Can she sign for the speeding tickets?

Jaguar44fan
Mar 5, 2010 at 6:11 pm

The car gives head, how about the driver?

alpine-jlaudio
Mar 5, 2010 at 5:52 pm

1. this is what happens when you watch fast and furious too many times

2. that guy has a stupid looking hat.

3. jim was never any good at hide and seek

MoonMoney
Mar 5, 2010 at 5:37 pm

I guess he is a fan of Jason Voorhees and his mistaken revival at Crystal Camp Lake o_0

74Furyous
Mar 5, 2010 at 4:54 pm

I hope that’s a blower.

joemacChevy
Mar 5, 2010 at 4:50 pm

TOYOTA…. Blown head? must be just ANOTHER RECALL.

quickzcav
Mar 5, 2010 at 3:35 pm

HELP im drowning in a rice patty

bdeppenbrook
Mar 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Dave found the perfect use for his wife’s big mouth by using it as a working hood scoop.

ruffryder_31
Mar 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm

When his boss told him to really get into his work, Tom took it literally.

ruffryder_31
Mar 5, 2010 at 2:58 pm

The new MAFIA display wagon

ruffryder_31
Mar 5, 2010 at 2:56 pm

“Morphius!! Why did you give me the Green pill?!!!”

retroman
Mar 5, 2010 at 2:07 pm

Now, remember kids, too much boost and you’re liable to blow your head clean off and right through the hood.

RIDEWHITE
Mar 5, 2010 at 1:26 pm

does this paint make my but look fat?

Bick66
Mar 5, 2010 at 12:26 pm

Do you think anyone will notice that we hit that pedestrian?

I_Drive_TOYOTA
Mar 5, 2010 at 12:12 pm

And Laura was reincarnated as riceroni for being naughty this lifetime.

Michael Berenis
Mar 5, 2010 at 10:57 am

Someone give Bastian Balthazar Bux from Fantastica back his car. (The neverending story)

GTwildfire
Mar 5, 2010 at 7:11 am

Little do they know a robo-kid will sit in front of this ride for 2000 years, waiting to be turned into a real boy.

TheMover
Mar 5, 2010 at 7:00 am

The creepiest pee-contest ever.

ChAMbER_CUStOMS
Mar 5, 2010 at 6:57 am

Now Mary stood outside the tomb crying. As she wept, she bent over to look into the tomb and saw two angels in white, parked where Jesus’ body had been. When Jesus rose early on the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had driven seven tuners. She went and told those who had been with him and who were mourning and weeping. When they heard that Jesus was a tuner and that she had seen him, they did not believe it and neither did Jesus who would rather be a muscle car.

ChAMbER_CUStOMS
Mar 5, 2010 at 6:23 am

damn i hope this thing has a stock muffler and not a fart cannon because i really need to fart.