Caption Contest!

CoolGreenEyes
Mar 25, 2010 at 9:18 am

Cowboy: “A Smart what…Car? Hell, I thought it was a Stupid wind-up toy!”

thefiction1948
Mar 23, 2010 at 6:36 am

1) Tom and Dave had a little competition as to who could find the most useless mode of transportation. Tom’s Smart Car wins every time…

2) First Tests of Smart Cars new concept “Smart Bull” proves to outperform its predecessor in nearly every category.

3) Because Pete’s car broke down the night before he had to take his steer to work. He was feeling pretty stupid until he saw this Smart Car and realized things could be a lot worse.

ActnPkg
Mar 22, 2010 at 11:11 am

Guy on longhorn: I almost got one of those, I’m glad I chose what I did though.

bad66c10
Mar 22, 2010 at 10:22 am

car2go drive:does that thing got a hemi

HRM1982
Mar 22, 2010 at 9:50 am

license and registration

MoonMoney
Mar 22, 2010 at 9:25 am

Son, that better be the clown car….

KustomKiely
Mar 22, 2010 at 9:16 am

(cowboy) You call that going green, Im going green… My transportation requires zero fuel or electric it eats grass for fuel. (Driver) Bullshit!

TheMover
Mar 22, 2010 at 8:33 am

Sorry, but I may have inadvertently put a `ding in the side of your cow while parking my car.

maxprofit
Mar 22, 2010 at 7:28 am

Hey cowboy….mind if I touch your longhorn? (hahaha yeah I said it….everyone knows all smart car drivers are gay)

maxprofit
Mar 22, 2010 at 7:22 am

Bull to rider: Can we please go now, before someone sees me standing beside this thing?….oh crap….someones taking my picture….I knew it….hmmmmph

xsuperjoex
Mar 22, 2010 at 7:21 am

Car2Go – Because bigger isn’t always better in Austin TX. Rent one of our 200 smart cars today. No Hassle, No Security Deposit, No Bull.

maxprofit
Mar 22, 2010 at 7:13 am

Well….actually….my friend here is a little upset….he wants to know what’s so smart about that leather interior?

xsuperjoex
Mar 22, 2010 at 6:31 am

Car2Go – The quickest, easiest and most convienent way to get around Austin TX. No bull.

xsuperjoex
Mar 22, 2010 at 6:21 am

Cowboy: Make a left, go to the next light and make a right.
Nonman: Are you sure?
Coyboy: I wouldn’t “steer” you wrong.

Neatus
Mar 22, 2010 at 6:18 am

I get more miles to the hay bale, and that ain’t no bull.

DJs-zj360
Mar 22, 2010 at 5:14 am

So…how’s your steering?

peejayhart
Mar 22, 2010 at 5:02 am

Howdy partner

ttenner
Mar 22, 2010 at 4:37 am

Ma’am, can you help me find Walker, Texas Ranger?
Sure, but you gotta help me find Mini-Me.

CHIF8008
Mar 21, 2010 at 10:07 pm

Wanna Race?

init2winitgt
Mar 21, 2010 at 10:06 pm

Steers and queers, the only two things from texas, we see the steer!

Americancompact
Mar 21, 2010 at 9:59 pm

everything’s bigger in texas! man, i must be a long way from home

AfTaShOx
Mar 21, 2010 at 9:46 pm

No really sir he thought it was female…..

chevy01mc
Mar 21, 2010 at 9:36 pm

Damn…. obviously not compensating for size

Danos4x4rig
Mar 21, 2010 at 9:25 pm

cowboy:see u at da finish line!!!!!!!!!

chevy01mc
Mar 21, 2010 at 9:19 pm

F*** that I’ll still ride this bull

madnezz344
Mar 21, 2010 at 9:15 pm

excuse me would you happen to have some Grey-poupon?

Robb65
Mar 21, 2010 at 8:59 pm

Son, I will end you!

Robb65
Mar 21, 2010 at 8:56 pm

Cowboy: I noticed your plate says “Car2go”

Smartguy: yeah, that’s our logo. Do you have one.

Cowboy: Yup….”Dinner”

Robb65
Mar 21, 2010 at 8:50 pm

Smartguy: So, how’s that bull ride?

Cowboy: Well, she’s not to bad, but she does get a little squirely at stop lights!

XTZTwinTurbo
Mar 21, 2010 at 7:42 pm

better mileage, and far less emissions. But they do have us beat on one thing. Theirs taste better.

Zr2-MikeThomas
Mar 21, 2010 at 7:38 pm

Bitch Please!

Zr2-MikeThomas
Mar 21, 2010 at 7:37 pm

bull rider: you think what im thinkin?
smart car driver: Not likly

Zr2-MikeThomas
Mar 21, 2010 at 7:35 pm

where the hell am I?

JoeCool6972
Mar 21, 2010 at 7:12 pm

Dammit! freaking bull needs to stop leaving piles of shit on the road!

BigChris07
Mar 21, 2010 at 6:27 pm

1) Cowboy:”Hey, Does that thing run off strawberry douche?”
2) Cowboy:”Can I get a ride? This traffic is Bulls**t”
3) Driver:”I see your riding a bull, youre not in kansas anymore”
Cowboy:”I see your driving a smart car, youre not a man anymore”

michaelgreen110
Mar 21, 2010 at 4:51 pm

Smart driver must’ve failed “Are you smater then a 5th grader test” because he has to ask for directions from a cow rider..Where’s the GPS and here’s the big question which one emits less emissions ???

collacito
Mar 21, 2010 at 4:45 pm

youre trying to go green im going brown.

DaytonLSC
Mar 21, 2010 at 4:37 pm

Think we’d fit?

michaelgreen110
Mar 21, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Wonder whos Smarter the cow or the car? But ill tell you one thing though get those horns a little closer and ur gunna have a tough time explaining that one to the insurance company..

michaelgreen110
Mar 21, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Damn he’s definitly ridin dirty with no plates..can u say “cow2go” ohhhh..

Ritter1927
Mar 21, 2010 at 3:14 pm

Dang son I feel sorry for you riding in that thing my bull’s horns are bigger than the car itself

Ritter1927
Mar 21, 2010 at 3:13 pm

would you know where to my park my bull, I am new here

Ritter1927
Mar 21, 2010 at 3:12 pm

Excuse me but can i borrow your GPS, my bull must have steered me wrong

74Furyous
Mar 21, 2010 at 2:19 pm

I’m telling you it’s down this street, first right. Would I steer you wrong?

shostopper17
Mar 21, 2010 at 1:31 pm

Excuse me but I am looking for the nearest Longhorn restraunt, do you know where it is?

shostopper17
Mar 21, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Nice ride guy whats the retail on one of those, More than you can afford pal BULL!

shostopper17
Mar 21, 2010 at 1:27 pm

Pardon me sir, but do you have any grey pupon?

ACCORD2HARMONY
Mar 21, 2010 at 1:11 pm

right, so what your gonna wanna do is make this left right here then take that there brick and Jam it real good and tight on that accelorator and jump back. Yea and when your done with that be sure to call Allstate.

GettinItPoppin
Mar 21, 2010 at 1:02 pm

the battle of the fuel efficient

dnique
Mar 21, 2010 at 11:35 am

I’m on a bull but you’re in some bull yeehaw

stanggt17
Mar 21, 2010 at 11:05 am

1. Till you pulled up I was kinda horny.
2. Cowboy- “pussy…”
3. SC driver- “Those big horns are a reflection of your small…”
Cowboy- “That car is an excuse for me to whoop your ass…”

saabing9-3
Mar 21, 2010 at 10:51 am

“What kinda of mileage you get in that car?” “About 35 miles per gallon” “Ha, I get 40 miles per hay bail!”

maibatsu579
Mar 21, 2010 at 10:46 am

Bull rider says to smart car driver: “people are more scared of my horn than yours”

maibatsu579
Mar 21, 2010 at 10:44 am

My Bulls shit is waaay bigger than your whole entire car!!

Moneys_Ride
Mar 21, 2010 at 9:59 am

look at the smart’s plate for #1
1)CAR2G0 vs BULL2SHIT
2)!!!THIS IS BULLS@#T!!!
3)HORSEPOWER vs BULLPOWER

WS6ix
Mar 21, 2010 at 9:38 am

HONK IF YOUR HORNY!!!

WS6ix
Mar 21, 2010 at 9:34 am

if thats a car then this here is my horse.

oldskoolGTA
Mar 21, 2010 at 9:28 am

It’s a v-tec

oldskoolGTA
Mar 21, 2010 at 9:26 am

Let’s race

leojmcca
Mar 21, 2010 at 8:34 am

Paul Bunyan and Babe were seen in downtown today…………

leojmcca
Mar 21, 2010 at 8:30 am

Hey you know which way it is to the Alamo?

leojmcca
Mar 21, 2010 at 8:29 am

Only two things come out of Texas; Steers and Queers. So which one are you?

Jordy403
Mar 21, 2010 at 8:13 am

A bull produces more green house gas emissions than a smart car, but for safety’s sake, I’ll ride a 2000lbs bull.

sandiego74
Mar 21, 2010 at 7:29 am

Guy on the right: “Where you from, Smart Car?”
Guy on the left: “Texas, Sir!”
Guy on the right: “Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Mr. Smart Car. And you don’t much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down!”

nailbomb
Mar 21, 2010 at 7:16 am

This is going to be the new LAMBO SUV. still under develop.

nailbomb
Mar 21, 2010 at 7:11 am

west coast chopper don’t make monkey bar like this one.

SlowAlti
Mar 21, 2010 at 3:58 am

1) For all you cowboys who want to save on gas without looking feminine in a smart car, ride a cow.

2)”yeah, i know this is Texas, pal, but the Oregon Trail is a little further north”

3) One cowpower to the hooves.

SonnieD
Mar 20, 2010 at 11:52 pm

With the money I got from cash for clunkers this SMART car was only $5000. I ate my last ride.

kindaclever
Mar 20, 2010 at 9:04 pm

Cowboy: No, i cant get replacement parts! But can you have steak for a year after you total yours?

___nes___
Mar 20, 2010 at 8:00 pm

Dom: “I used to drag here back in high school, that railroad crossing is exactly a 1/4 mile. On green I’m going for it”

monteboy03
Mar 20, 2010 at 7:40 pm

A Texas traffic stop

monteboy03
Mar 20, 2010 at 7:29 pm

HONK IF YOU’RE HORNY!!!

maibatsu579
Mar 20, 2010 at 6:15 pm

“Excuse me but I don’t think you can fit another emotion in THAT!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD’VE GONE WITH THE ORGANIC RIDE PROGRAM!!”

MoonMoney
Mar 20, 2010 at 4:20 pm

60 miles to the gallon? I may be riding it, but you’re full of Bull!

streetdawg90
Mar 20, 2010 at 3:11 pm

While the cowboy and the idiot driving the smart car are making the terms of the race, the bull is thinking to himself, “Dude, seriously? What the hell are you thinking? Whether we win or lose, I’m still gonna go crazy, buck you off and F*** that little car up!”

scflowmaster
Mar 20, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Ma’am

Vuurwa
Mar 20, 2010 at 12:33 pm

Howdy!…could you direct me to the Rodeo grounds please!??

brock-oli
Mar 20, 2010 at 12:22 pm

#1. Who would of thought driving a smart car could actually look cool.

#2. You might get better gas mileage but my bulls only emissions are methane.

phattacorider
Mar 20, 2010 at 11:49 am

SMART: I’m smarter and faster than you’ll ever be!
Steer: I can still kick your ass shrimp!

duyle88
Mar 20, 2010 at 10:17 am

i don’t go to autozone, i go to da farm!

duyle88
Mar 20, 2010 at 10:15 am

im riding dirty, sseeriously

D-Rails
Mar 20, 2010 at 9:59 am

The problem sonny is that you have too much “understeer”.

WickedS13
Mar 20, 2010 at 8:11 am

Howdy pretty lady! Having car troubles?

cliff050505
Mar 20, 2010 at 7:53 am

You reckon that thing will get any bigger?
Aint that cute..
My daughter would love your Barbie car

davect01
Mar 20, 2010 at 6:52 am

Need a lift?

DownunderD03
Mar 20, 2010 at 5:35 am

Environmentally friendly drag racing.

bais_Fr3ak
Mar 20, 2010 at 1:17 am

my bulls hung like me

SlikkStylez
Mar 20, 2010 at 12:43 am

how many horses? oh, that don’t matter, i’ve got 1 bull and i’ll still beat ya

akshay_psyche
Mar 20, 2010 at 12:41 am

wanna race with me chiggy wiggy?

yeyo
Mar 19, 2010 at 11:24 pm

My bull’s driveshaft is bigger than your car.

yeyo
Mar 19, 2010 at 11:20 pm

Beautiful car, Mango!

dragorphan
Mar 19, 2010 at 9:40 pm

Texas the land of steers and Queers and I don`t see any horns on you son.

NortherCali7OH7
Mar 19, 2010 at 9:07 pm

End contest now G_Bay wins

CobraII4me
Mar 19, 2010 at 8:57 pm

Cut the bull crap mister, there’s no way in hell you’re getting that good of mileage.

MoonMoney
Mar 19, 2010 at 8:49 pm

“You think this is weird? Lookie here son, you go out and buy a puny car but it still runs on Gas. And you look stupid being so smug about it….not so SMART are ya boy?”

Alex Vickers
Mar 19, 2010 at 8:47 pm

So, um… do I grab you by the eyelashes or what?

My_Maxim_girl
Mar 19, 2010 at 8:22 pm

EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEX-US….WHA WHA WHAT THE F**K THIS AIN’T BIG!!! “SAYS THE GUY”

DiabloVT007
Mar 19, 2010 at 8:01 pm

Whos the Smart one now, my Longhorn needs no gas, it emits it!

seanholmes101
Mar 19, 2010 at 7:31 pm

“Excuse me young fella’, but around these parts we believe in the true meaning of horse power.”

HPLOTTO7
Mar 19, 2010 at 7:28 pm

Go ahead lugh all you want, But atleast I’m grabing life by the Horns.

nailbomb
Mar 19, 2010 at 7:06 pm

Hey look it MANGO from blazzing saddles.

bluespeedwolf
Mar 19, 2010 at 7:05 pm

Your car may use less gas than other cars, but mine makes it’s own gas!

azonicrider
Mar 19, 2010 at 6:54 pm

Look what i traded in my smart car for.

azonicrider
Mar 19, 2010 at 6:52 pm

At least one you can eat when its out of juice.

azonicrider
Mar 19, 2010 at 6:51 pm

BULL2GO

G_Bay
Mar 19, 2010 at 6:23 pm

Mine might be full of shit but, at least its got balls.

Soulreaver544
Mar 19, 2010 at 5:47 pm

“Did you know cow farts are helping to destroy the ozone layer?”
“…Did you know your driving a toaster with wheels?”

Soulreaver544
Mar 19, 2010 at 5:42 pm

Hey hippie, everything is supposed to be bigger in Texas… Dumbass.

Soulreaver544
Mar 19, 2010 at 5:42 pm

Hey! did you just rear-end my car? don’t lie, i can see the two puncture marks on my tailgate

Carewcars
Mar 19, 2010 at 5:17 pm

Hey! We have identical horsepower…er cow power

Carewcars
Mar 19, 2010 at 5:17 pm

Wanna run em?

TunerTimD
Mar 19, 2010 at 4:30 pm

my smartcar still has lower emissions, cowboy.

TunerTimD
Mar 19, 2010 at 4:26 pm

my prius still has lower emissions, cowboy.

NortherCali7OH7
Mar 19, 2010 at 10:45 am

Ring-a-ding ding. Get out of my way so i can got protest! Moooooooo!

HondaWonderBoy
Mar 19, 2010 at 10:14 am

There’s no replacement for displacement!

Mbeezy3405
Mar 19, 2010 at 9:46 am

Thats here in Austin TX!!!!!!!!!!

1. alright to the end of the lot and back so KGB will know the answer to which is faster.

2. sir did you or this longhorn order a car 2 go?

3. why dont you reverse that toy or else my longhorn will mount it

erickelley02
Mar 19, 2010 at 7:41 am

i have shit piles bigger than you..

erickelley02
Mar 19, 2010 at 7:39 am

Some people take “going green” a little too far.

erickelley02
Mar 19, 2010 at 7:38 am

Go green… one way or the other.

strechedraven
Mar 19, 2010 at 7:34 am

Sir, Do you know the reason Ive stopped you…..

two4rider
Mar 19, 2010 at 7:23 am

did you see what happened back there? no? ass hole cut me off!

two4rider
Mar 19, 2010 at 7:20 am

how much for the horns? id like to make a hood ornament out of them

MZ_98_Ranger
Mar 19, 2010 at 6:12 am

Wanna race for slips!?!

DJs-zj360
Mar 19, 2010 at 5:26 am

I see Fiat finally scaled their Dodge Ram Longhorn Edition trucks down a bit. But it’s still not green though.

ZWOLF1
Mar 19, 2010 at 3:32 am

Shhhhit….My belt buckle is bigger n that!