Caption Contest!

davect01
May 15, 2010 at 7:44 am

The Honda/Nissan competition really heats up

icebluechevy
Apr 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Nascar fans always take compatition to seriously

Robb65
Apr 13, 2010 at 9:20 pm

Sorry dude, I was having a Wendy’s drive thru flashback.

Robb65
Apr 13, 2010 at 9:17 pm

You know, this could’ve been avoided if you had exact change.

Robb65
Apr 13, 2010 at 9:16 pm

Dude, I said I got you….what, you didn’t believe me?

GetTheClicker
Apr 13, 2010 at 11:36 am

It’s ok officer, we’re together. How much is the toll?

leojmcca
Apr 12, 2010 at 9:16 pm

“you talkin to me, I’m the only one sitting here”

leojmcca
Apr 12, 2010 at 9:15 pm

Lou Cabrazzi sleeps with the fishes…

MaJohnson87
Apr 12, 2010 at 1:44 pm

(Guy talking to his wife on the cellular) “Hun, your Dad and I are gonna be a little late coming home from the autobody shop. We’re actually headed back there right now, your Dad insisted on paying the toll again…”

escaperoute
Apr 12, 2010 at 1:13 pm

Another unfortunate case of “Toll Rage”

joes2fst4u
Apr 12, 2010 at 12:45 pm

Blonde on Cell Phone: “Oh my gosh this car in front of me just like stopped and I got stuck in between him and the wall cause like he wouldn’t move and my foot hurts to much to push that big wide thing down there to sort-of stop. Can this be fixed?”

CBCR1
Apr 12, 2010 at 11:37 am

I WAS HERE FIRST YOU JERK!!!

SlickCvC13
Apr 12, 2010 at 11:13 am

well f***, how am i gonna explain this to the wife

UnHolyTib
Apr 12, 2010 at 10:40 am

1)Excuse me, I only have one item, think I can go ahead of you?

2)Bob thought to himself ” Hmmmm.. If I knew there was going to be this long of a wait, I would have left earlier.

3) And you thought New York parking was bad.

SnickersZx2
Apr 12, 2010 at 10:27 am

I thought i could make it. Man get me out of here… i need a doughnut!

Idefix
Apr 12, 2010 at 10:14 am

1-Import compacts strike again! literally!
2-Lets see that toll no-it-all get out for lunch now!
3-”When a toll booth clerk tells you you ride free for doublin’ it, ‘giv’er’ won’t necessarily get you through it”

Mraccord96
Apr 12, 2010 at 10:07 am

The new 2010 honda altima type s

GoneGreen
Apr 12, 2010 at 9:45 am

GET SKINNY!!!!!!!

AfTaShOx
Apr 12, 2010 at 9:22 am

two for the price of one my a%&

yung_fresh10
Apr 12, 2010 at 9:12 am

OOO SHIT I AINT EVEN SEE YU THERE

yung_fresh10
Apr 12, 2010 at 9:12 am

MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY

hannahs0911
Apr 12, 2010 at 9:06 am

“Hey look i told you to get out of my way didnt i? and you said i couldn;t get past you ha!”

trumpetplayer
Apr 12, 2010 at 8:59 am

1) Damn, I forgot to check my blind spot again.

2) 2 cars, 1 lane

EricShoHo
Apr 12, 2010 at 8:32 am

I love New York!

EricShoHo
Apr 12, 2010 at 8:30 am

Me First,NO…ME FIRST…I’ll show you,OH YEAH!…then a crunching noise,then silence!

Midwestboi402
Apr 12, 2010 at 8:21 am

Honda driver: He must have been staring at the beautiful woman walking on the side of the road as well. She bent over to pick something up and now look at what happend. lol

Orlando809
Apr 12, 2010 at 8:19 am

(honda) hey lets race
(nissan) ok first to past the toll win
(honda) ok sounds good
they both take off the honda is taking the lead and he nissan catches up
(nissan) hey slow down ima win
(honda) no you ima win
crash
(nissan) dam wtf i havent finnished making my paymets!!!!!!dam

deezy07
Apr 12, 2010 at 8:12 am

you prolly expecting a Camry to be in this pic.

deezy07
Apr 12, 2010 at 8:10 am

surprised neither one is a Toyota

deezy07
Apr 12, 2010 at 8:09 am

nissan’s brakes dont work either. well,…at least they aint the first.

itsHERdsm
Apr 12, 2010 at 7:19 am

This photo was taken during election time in 2005 when George W. Bush was elected for another term in office.

“We gotta get the F%^K out of here!!”

chevykid1995
Apr 12, 2010 at 6:45 am

honda and nissan team up to take compact car to a whole new level!

chevykid1995
Apr 12, 2010 at 6:44 am

mzda323javi lol!

mzda323javi
Apr 12, 2010 at 6:33 am

(Nissan)-anything you can do i can do better, i can do anything better than you!

(Honda)-no you can’t!

(Nissan)-yes i can!

(Honda)-no you can’t!

(Nissan)-yes i can!

(Honda)-no you caaaaaan’t! ((((!!!!!CRASH!!!!!))))

theforumwars
Apr 12, 2010 at 6:26 am

Me first!

RiceRacerEX
Apr 12, 2010 at 5:41 am

Sorry but my GPS was wrong! I told him there was a toll booth they put in last week, but he said there wasn’t. So who was driving the Nissan?

Lmango
Apr 12, 2010 at 5:15 am

Shaaariiiinn!!!! -ozzy osborne

KustomKiely
Apr 12, 2010 at 5:07 am

I know its not a Toyota but the accelerator got stuck, I swear.

lan_gille
Apr 12, 2010 at 2:57 am

mabey we should have slowed down for the toll both willy is gonna be pissed

D_Boy313
Apr 12, 2010 at 2:22 am

We have to “stick” together as Americans no matter what!

thuggin4tupac
Apr 12, 2010 at 1:57 am

And you wonder why you have to have to watch OTHER drivers??!!

thuggin4tupac
Apr 12, 2010 at 1:55 am

This is just another example of how Honda tries to dominate the competition. Nissan just doesn’t stand a chance.

Exodus_10
Apr 12, 2010 at 12:59 am

They must have heard the new session of Jersey shore was filming soon.

Exodus_10
Apr 12, 2010 at 12:58 am

I’ve heard Jersey is bad, but try to wait your turn fellas.

Exodus_10
Apr 12, 2010 at 12:56 am

Someone tell the guy in the Honda they only tried to fit under trucks in the Fast and the Furious.

Exodus_10
Apr 12, 2010 at 12:55 am

Yet another game of automotive musical booths goes round.

Jap_Taxi
Apr 11, 2010 at 10:19 pm

Nissan driver was a man……..Because we always think its bigger than it looks!

Jap_Taxi
Apr 11, 2010 at 10:15 pm

It’s moments like these you need Twitter mobile….

Jap_Taxi
Apr 11, 2010 at 9:53 pm

GET MUM!!!!!

TheMelIonedOne
Apr 11, 2010 at 9:05 pm

It takes two to tango they say

KR0W3
Apr 11, 2010 at 9:05 pm

“Stick it to the man! We can both get through here on one toll!”

“I really wish I was driving a Toyota…then I’d have a perfect excuse.”

98malibuguy
Apr 11, 2010 at 8:26 pm

talk about brutal competition…

bruner944
Apr 11, 2010 at 8:20 pm

“No honey. Don’t do that, it’s too big. It won’t fit.” “Don’t worry babe, it’s fine. Just sit back and I’ll show you how its done.” (hehe)

HollywoodNJ609
Apr 11, 2010 at 8:19 pm

“These brothers take brotherly competition to the extreme.”

that_guy_does
Apr 11, 2010 at 7:27 pm

Says Gandalf after he jams his staff into the ground… “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”

that_guy_does
Apr 11, 2010 at 7:27 pm

So since Toyota may be no more, the competition has gotten fierce….

that_guy_does
Apr 11, 2010 at 7:21 pm

Awww… we come together like butt cheeks….

soulstranger
Apr 11, 2010 at 6:10 pm

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XTZTwinTurbo
Apr 11, 2010 at 6:04 pm

ghost driver strikes again!

XTZTwinTurbo
Apr 11, 2010 at 6:03 pm

round hole, square peg…

XTZTwinTurbo
Apr 11, 2010 at 6:03 pm

Free toll for the next 10 seconds!

InfamouzK
Apr 11, 2010 at 5:49 pm

lmao i think the best part is the fat boy cant even get out of the car

VarsityBlues
Apr 11, 2010 at 5:46 pm

(smack driver in the forehead)…coulda had a V8

oneandonlydp33
Apr 11, 2010 at 5:33 pm

Chuck Norris would have made it through… he drives a Hummer!

oneandonlydp33
Apr 11, 2010 at 5:31 pm

This is why New Jersey still has a population… no body can get passed these two idiots to escape.

taz_tagger
Apr 11, 2010 at 5:21 pm

“The tollbooth, it, it jumped over out of nowhere.”

taz_tagger
Apr 11, 2010 at 5:19 pm

“We swear, it was the tollbooth’s fault!”

greatone_10
Apr 11, 2010 at 4:10 pm

I think the “BIG” guy in the civic still had the “two for one” sign from mcdonalds still stuck in his head!!!

vw_caper
Apr 11, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Nissan’s version of sticking gas pedals

AFSpeed
Apr 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm

1) This is how we play “Chicken” in New York…

2) Come on guys New Jersey really isn’t that awesome.

3) And the’re coming down the final strait to the finish line, who’s gonna win…. OH NO ITS THE HONDA BY A NOSE IN A TIGHT SQUEEZE MANEUVER!!!

bags240101
Apr 11, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Altima – “ME FIRST!” Civic – “NO! ME FIRST!”

HotRodJ-Rod
Apr 11, 2010 at 3:09 pm

This is the reason why you DON’T sit there counting out change at the toll booth… ESPECIALLY in New York!

MOPaRvenger
Apr 11, 2010 at 2:57 pm

Dear Genius,
I’m sorry if I damaged your car. I didn’t want to but I did when I tried to drive up to the booth. I am not leaving my information because you chose to use WAY too mouch rrom and I just wanted to pay the toll. The scratches are because I just came from the beach and I only had a towel that had sand on it and I tried to clean the dents/paint off. Beaches are fun…
Please look your car over for the dents and scratches and each time you see them remember not to take up more space than a tank would actually need!
~Sorry!!!

Qwaters79
Apr 11, 2010 at 2:25 pm

And the winner is……BeaverBoy, by a nose!

P.S.- the license plate starts with BVR

MoonMoney
Apr 11, 2010 at 2:21 pm

2 for 1 Fridays! Get here quick people…. wow that was fast lol

USCG9991
Apr 11, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Buy American

Qwaters79
Apr 11, 2010 at 2:19 pm

The sign said E-Z Pass!

71Rocket350
Apr 11, 2010 at 2:05 pm

Just cause its a compact car doesnt mean it will make it through a toll booth going two wide.

Katakuna
Apr 11, 2010 at 1:44 pm

Dude, getting your Cadillac in a dog door would’ve been easier.

shattabadman
Apr 11, 2010 at 1:40 pm

(1)Nissan Shift : Faster
(2) I said ‘me’ first not ‘we’ first

Just_andre
Apr 11, 2010 at 1:31 pm

the owner of the green sedan, you left your lights on!

shostopper17
Apr 11, 2010 at 1:10 pm

I thought this was the fast pass lane……. forget about it!!!

Vailliant402
Apr 11, 2010 at 12:18 pm

Um…where is the nissan driver?

Mexxx
Apr 11, 2010 at 10:21 am

NISSAN DRIVER: If I only had one of those big spoilers and giant coffee can mufflers…and a butt load of stickers…my car would have had the power to overtake that Honda.
HONDA DRIVER: Man, my butt hurts now…

TheMover
Apr 11, 2010 at 7:01 am

I couldn’t help but to notice how the color blue sure does have a real strong calming effect on that driver.

andyb749
Apr 10, 2010 at 10:38 pm

2 for 1 discount they only add up to 1 car

stanggt17
Apr 10, 2010 at 8:25 pm

-Have you ever seen a hole and been like, yea i can fit two in there, but they just don’t fit…

beerpongchamp
Apr 10, 2010 at 8:21 pm

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can damn did it again.

SlikkStylez
Apr 10, 2010 at 7:39 pm

what?! what ya mean only the Toyota Prius has the gas-pedal stuck malfunction on their cars..

Bogdan09
Apr 10, 2010 at 7:31 pm

First one to the toll booth gets a real car!

shitbox83mustang
Apr 10, 2010 at 7:25 pm

my dog ate my drivers ed homework.

shaunmelissa
Apr 10, 2010 at 7:05 pm

I bet they where singing that old song” just the two of us, we can make if we try, just the two of us, you and I”

Wolf360
Apr 10, 2010 at 7:03 pm

This also happened to me at the petrol station the other guy was in a hurry.Than we waited over one hour to remove the cars and for the wardens to make the sketch.

luv2accelr8
Apr 10, 2010 at 6:43 pm

Who needs an ez-pass, just ghost someone with one.

King2332
Apr 10, 2010 at 6:29 pm

Honda to the Nissan. Ey You got a scratch on your door

marksgryde
Apr 10, 2010 at 6:08 pm

Honda driver to the crowd: Hey, never mind the tow truck for the nissan… who brought the can opener for the Civic?

MoparRob07
Apr 10, 2010 at 5:40 pm

Looks like the guy is on the phone,saying
“Hey, I tried that SLING-SHOT manuever. It didn’t work out so well.”

06DodgeRam1500
Apr 10, 2010 at 5:16 pm

The funny thing is that the Nissan has more damage. Try to explain that to your insurance. Uh I was paying for my toll and this Nissan came and got us both stuck. The insurance is like WTF? We need pics.

fatratmatt
Apr 10, 2010 at 5:03 pm

In your best NY accent…..”HEY BUDDY I SAID MOVE IT!,I’M TRYING TO DRIVE HERE!

84_ram
Apr 10, 2010 at 4:25 pm

should’ve bought a honda with a sunroof

84_ram
Apr 10, 2010 at 4:25 pm

this is fender to fender traffic

PlyrMonaro92
Apr 10, 2010 at 4:04 pm

This booth isn’t big enough for the both of us.

ScottC5
Apr 10, 2010 at 3:55 pm

Toyota has had alot of attention lately…they just felt left out!

drifterv_2000
Apr 10, 2010 at 3:32 pm

A tub of butter will do…

shreff99
Apr 10, 2010 at 3:32 pm

Excuse me…But would you have any Grey Poupon?

drifterv_2000
Apr 10, 2010 at 3:31 pm

The guy is wondering why he didn’t get the Civic hatchback…

ttenner
Apr 10, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Lets see a crotch rocket squeeze though this!

GetTheClicker
Apr 10, 2010 at 2:18 pm

New York, Big city, big people, tight spaces.

MoonMoney
Apr 10, 2010 at 1:35 pm

They squeeze together like the eyes of a Japanese boy laughing ^_^

LunchTime
Apr 10, 2010 at 1:21 pm

1. Just because you paid the toll of the car behind you dosen’t mean you only have one shot of getting through. Too bad there is no 2 for 1 deal at toll plazas
2. The guy in the Nissan explains his story to the construction workers in the background, The guy in the Honda explains his story to the police over the phone… lets see who prevails.
3.”No more is it bumper to bumper traffic…”

wakigrockgman
Apr 10, 2010 at 12:30 pm

” Things are kinda tight right know”

wakigrockgman
Apr 10, 2010 at 12:29 pm

2 for 1 special

GMCJimmyMan
Apr 10, 2010 at 12:12 pm

back seat driver. literally

GMCJimmyMan
Apr 10, 2010 at 12:11 pm

Sorry but it only works in the movies

GMCJimmyMan
Apr 10, 2010 at 12:08 pm

And the winner of the 5 o’clock 500 is……..

DanCJ7
Apr 10, 2010 at 11:36 am

Just a little more…

chomp_sticks
Apr 10, 2010 at 10:17 am

Honda driver: Where the hell is the other driver?!?!?!?

pulsarfever
Apr 10, 2010 at 10:11 am

Honda Driver to the Nissan Driver : “Hey buddy if you had some ‘CIVIC sense’ , we’d not be in this shitty situation right now “

Levee199
Apr 10, 2010 at 10:08 am

hahha look at the license plate where they are from ….. that explains alot they are a bunch of crazy drivers up there

GoudyStyle
Apr 10, 2010 at 9:12 am

Honda says, Move Bitch!!!! Nissan says or what??? Here’s your sign!!!

erinato
Apr 10, 2010 at 9:10 am

excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me……

Slaytera666
Apr 10, 2010 at 8:43 am

I saw this work in a Porno once…

Katakuna
Apr 10, 2010 at 8:20 am

Look at that, Honda’s quality held out!

THEESHIFTTER
Apr 10, 2010 at 8:17 am

OOOOH! its Cole Trickle

Michael Berenis
Apr 10, 2010 at 7:20 am

Honda > Nissan

THEESHIFTTER
Apr 10, 2010 at 7:09 am

DAM shudda used turbo boost!

THEESHIFTTER
Apr 10, 2010 at 7:05 am

oohhhh nissan offers a sidecar now??

300zx50th
Apr 10, 2010 at 6:31 am

I thought there was a 2 for 1 discount for tolls this week…

rejybaby
Apr 10, 2010 at 6:02 am

EZ Pass for two fail.

jashuwa25
Apr 10, 2010 at 5:21 am

DAMMITT! I cant get out of here now…

Iasis
Apr 10, 2010 at 1:19 am

1. What if we both go at the same time?
2. It worked in Grand Theft Auto….

phattacorider
Apr 10, 2010 at 12:06 am

Stupid Nissan, Honda 4 lyfe!! Oh wait, we’re BOTH stuck here!

Rtitan91
Apr 9, 2010 at 11:10 pm

nissan honda chevy, nissan honda chevy… wait, guess there’s no more room for chevy… doh well
bimmer benz or bentley, bimmer benz or bentley!

nokoutrokout
Apr 9, 2010 at 10:59 pm

soooo am i gonna get a ticket i know i’m double parked but i was just gonna be a minute

nokoutrokout
Apr 9, 2010 at 10:49 pm

what you mean two can’t fit in here? this is tighter than usual!

phil361
Apr 9, 2010 at 9:25 pm

NOW HOW in da HELL im I gonna get out of this one!! Literally!!

phil361
Apr 9, 2010 at 9:22 pm

Now follow me on TWITTER and see what happens next!!

phil361
Apr 9, 2010 at 9:21 pm

Go ahead, HONDAS first!! LOL

grannieelbow
Apr 9, 2010 at 9:19 pm

So, then he said “There’s plenty of room for both of us.”

bimmernut
Apr 9, 2010 at 8:29 pm

You first. No you first. No you first. No I insist you first.

danny94gsr
Apr 9, 2010 at 8:25 pm

im gone to jus squeez by n pay on the way back

xXCPapaXx
Apr 9, 2010 at 7:19 pm

“I’m sorry man, I guess we didn’t see each other.”

NWSilverado
Apr 9, 2010 at 7:14 pm

When Canada heard the dollar was at par this was the result…

GetTheClicker
Apr 9, 2010 at 7:03 pm

Does this nissan make my honda look fat?

carsick30
Apr 9, 2010 at 6:51 pm

“..i said ULtimate burger combo!! can i at least get fries with that?!”

gfaules
Apr 9, 2010 at 6:36 pm

But the sign said, “Two for the price of one.”

V6CHVET
Apr 9, 2010 at 6:22 pm

“You go first,” “No, You go first.” Recede………………. Nyuck, Nyuck

King2332
Apr 9, 2010 at 6:21 pm

And it’s a photo-finish!!!

kris98166
Apr 9, 2010 at 6:15 pm

This also happened to me at the Mexico border

kris98166
Apr 9, 2010 at 6:13 pm

Hey i was here first!!!! JACKASS!!!!

xplisitdreams
Apr 9, 2010 at 6:08 pm

should of got the hummer

johnnycat76
Apr 9, 2010 at 6:01 pm

Hey Bro! You got change for a $1??!

TheMover
Apr 9, 2010 at 5:38 pm

My headlights are better than yours.

GTwildfire
Apr 9, 2010 at 5:35 pm

Radio: “…and that was “Pulling Mussels from a Shell” by Squeeze…”

MTL-514
Apr 9, 2010 at 5:35 pm

Thats what we call crushing the competition

GTwildfire
Apr 9, 2010 at 5:31 pm

“Oh yeah, I didn’t take the motorcycle to work today…”

GTwildfire
Apr 9, 2010 at 5:31 pm

And the Honda wins by a nose!

1PimpGT
Apr 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Hey. Hows it goin? Can I get you to move your car so that I can pay the toll? Thanks.

dallastx214
Apr 9, 2010 at 5:28 pm

i never seen people that eager to pay a toll

fixdaserver
Apr 9, 2010 at 4:57 pm

Queuing Theory permits the calculation of performance measures including average wait time and the probability of encountering the system in various states. Here in NY state we see it totally f’d-up beyond all recognition.

fixdaserver
Apr 9, 2010 at 4:55 pm

Queuing Theory permits the calculation of performance measures including average wait time and the probability of encountering the system in various states. He we see it totally f’d-up beyond all recognition.

TheMover
Apr 9, 2010 at 4:51 pm

Too fat to escape,and too stupid to drive.

gtp_98
Apr 9, 2010 at 4:47 pm

Wait for it, wait for it…. Shit!, I TOLD YOU TO WAIT FOR IT!

ChAMbER_CUStOMS
Apr 9, 2010 at 4:25 pm

excuse me sir can you pass my toll money to the guy

xplisitdreams
Apr 9, 2010 at 4:15 pm

see if this was a toyota we wouldent have this problem because they dont seem to stop

74Furyous
Apr 9, 2010 at 4:06 pm

DP

74Furyous
Apr 9, 2010 at 4:05 pm

He’d better be careful getting out. Don’t want a door ding.

krishna110
Apr 9, 2010 at 4:01 pm

dam the vtec was ready to kick in

EL_RUBEN
Apr 9, 2010 at 3:54 pm

what a bunch of fuckin morons

Tokyosushi
Apr 9, 2010 at 3:42 pm

Oh snaps sorry sir didn’t quite see ya there.

BeastMode87
Apr 9, 2010 at 3:33 pm

dumb and dumber.

bb256
Apr 9, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Yet another epic ricer fail…

Greg311
Apr 9, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Chinese Cuts don’t always work.

80-zcamaro
Apr 9, 2010 at 3:29 pm

They were trying to see if they could slip the Honda through un noticed.

80-zcamaro
Apr 9, 2010 at 3:28 pm

I saw this on a cartoon once, I think I can do it.

SouthernGuy8503
Apr 9, 2010 at 3:05 pm

you know how when you and another person tries to walk through the same doorway at the same time? well this is the Northern Yankee import car version of this

SouthernGuy8503
Apr 9, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Cover of the book “War of the Imports”, but what the picture doesn’t show is a Toyota Pruis’ pedal got stuck and made it through in time before these 2 so it wasn’t involved in the incident