Caption Contest!

phil361
Jun 8, 2010 at 6:58 pm

This is NOT what Paul Wall meant by “sittin sideways”!!

RareT
Jun 8, 2010 at 12:43 pm

His ex-wife asked for a little help trimming the hedges, and he said “sure, if I can borrow your car today”

74Furyous
Jun 7, 2010 at 7:23 pm

Try rocking it.

snowblind7272
Jun 7, 2010 at 10:39 am

Check this sh*t out, I call it horizontal parking, its way easier than parallel.

RUPERT9989
Jun 7, 2010 at 10:36 am

The dealer said that the broken acceleration pedal was interchangable with the Toyota model, and it was on sale!

ttenner
Jun 7, 2010 at 7:06 am

Guess they must have missed the “Uneven Pavement” sign.

deathguyQC
Jun 7, 2010 at 6:56 am

1. I wanted to wreck the car due to it’s uglinest, but that didn’t really work.
2. The only thing I remember was looking at this hot blonde …
3. I forgot the e-brake …

new77chevyryder
Jun 7, 2010 at 2:37 am

1. look ma no hands
2. not this again
3. when i said go i menat in reverse

nuTsi3
Jun 6, 2010 at 8:50 pm

Why we should not let females drive.

xaeta
Jun 6, 2010 at 5:55 pm

See why I switched to Geico?

corvettevroom
Jun 6, 2010 at 5:01 pm

#1 When I said hit the brakes I ment the Larger pedal not the SMALL ONE!!
#2 this is the last time I take My car to Midas for a brake job
#3 Michelin tires stop 15 feet sooner, yeah right

74Furyous
Jun 6, 2010 at 4:56 pm

..19 Mississippi, 20 Mississippi. Ready or not, here I come!

LunchTime
Jun 6, 2010 at 4:48 pm

1. Parking in the middle east call it ali,…
2. Watch that first step, its a doozy
3. And look what I did with my fifteen minutes, should’ve called Geico.

SlikkStylez
Jun 6, 2010 at 4:29 pm

umm…i thought i saw a quarter..

robpurifoy
Jun 6, 2010 at 12:54 pm

Breaking news.. Porsche SUV gets put in prison for trying to imitate a sports car.

DavidisaCult
Jun 6, 2010 at 12:06 pm

VTEC just kicked in, YO.

74Furyous
Jun 6, 2010 at 11:19 am

“Objects in mirror may be…clouds”

239bmxican
Jun 6, 2010 at 6:36 am

GPS: “Turn right” OKAY!!!!! -screech- “…in 300 ft…”

rabbitamp25
Jun 5, 2010 at 9:52 pm

no officer i’m not as think as you drunk i am, i swear. it was the only place left that i didn’t have to pay for.

fry69
Jun 5, 2010 at 9:44 pm

HONEYY!!!! IM HOME

fry69
Jun 5, 2010 at 9:44 pm

Are we there yet?

GMCJimmyMan
Jun 5, 2010 at 8:33 pm

i didnt like the front end anyway

GMCJimmyMan
Jun 5, 2010 at 8:32 pm

Poor bird fell from the nest

diistriitglow
Jun 5, 2010 at 7:38 pm

car was playing hide and seek and forgot his tale out..

ncneeds
Jun 5, 2010 at 5:38 pm

Tetris:Automobile Edition

ttenner
Jun 5, 2010 at 4:21 pm

So your saying we lower this thing 5000 feet into the ocean, like this, and that because it consumes oil like a vacuum cleaner it’ll fix the leak……brilliant!

RedGtr
Jun 5, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Yes valet, it’s the red compact. It’ll be the one that looks like it got parked by a blind chimp.

RAWLINSS
Jun 5, 2010 at 2:50 pm

Tom Tom Says… “You have reached your destination”

krush454
Jun 5, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Smart’s new parking lot designs still need a little refinement..

Pen2_the_penguin
Jun 5, 2010 at 1:15 pm

When my exwife said she was installing a mote, I thought she was kidding…

Kwamills
Jun 5, 2010 at 12:32 pm

1. Plenty of parking left!
2. Dat’s what she said!
3. Look at it side ways lol

autoNY
Jun 5, 2010 at 12:23 pm

i told u the gps ment the next street

tuner911
Jun 5, 2010 at 8:46 am

honey, im taking the stairs….

flicker404
Jun 5, 2010 at 7:25 am

“And it’ll fit in any alley? Guaranteed?”

FaBiAn08ChEvY
Jun 5, 2010 at 6:53 am

Dude! Wheres my car?

PhilsMP3
Jun 5, 2010 at 6:30 am

turn right. 10 seconds later. in 100 feet

blueoyster
Jun 5, 2010 at 5:58 am

Baby u can drive my car-t! :p

GTwildfire
Jun 4, 2010 at 6:40 pm

…”We believe this will work on stopping the flow of oil based on this test”…

GTwildfire
Jun 4, 2010 at 6:39 pm

No… this is not the tunnel…

GTwildfire
Jun 4, 2010 at 6:38 pm

Help me! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

V6CHVET
Jun 4, 2010 at 5:49 pm

Hey, check out my new……. “Space Saver Garage.”

usnrocker
Jun 4, 2010 at 5:06 pm

ok guys this compact parking spots are getting out of hand

RiceOnMyShirt
Jun 4, 2010 at 3:25 pm

hey i found a quarter!

0117001
Jun 4, 2010 at 2:51 pm

Red on the hood, fire in the hole!

JesseDFox
Jun 4, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Zoo escape FAIL!

Robb65
Jun 4, 2010 at 11:51 am

Instead of asking for directions, Jim decides to trust his GPS……

Robb65
Jun 4, 2010 at 11:48 am

You can learn alot from a dummy!

Robb65
Jun 4, 2010 at 11:47 am

Google earth ends here!

leojmcca
Jun 4, 2010 at 9:04 am

Red one (Punch buggy)

leojmcca
Jun 4, 2010 at 9:03 am

In the 2010 version of the Wizard of Oz, Dorothy’s house lands on the witches ruby red VW.

leojmcca
Jun 4, 2010 at 9:01 am

I guess I should have made a left at Albuquerque

Oafman
Jun 4, 2010 at 8:26 am

With a shortage of parking, downtown LA has moved from parralel parking to vertical parking.

HondaWonderBoy
Jun 4, 2010 at 7:25 am

Parking spaces are a premium inside london…

carsick30
Jun 4, 2010 at 7:19 am

Thanks for trimming back that bush, Bob. Now get your mind out of the gutter.

dragorphan
Jun 4, 2010 at 5:53 am

see I told you it would fit. Hey guys watch this.

HammerTC
Jun 4, 2010 at 4:35 am

no1. I bet there is a place for a 147.
no2. No, I don’t need park assist!
no3. Verticalissima by Alfa.