Caption Contest!

LN7_NUT
Jul 22, 2010 at 9:51 pm

I won? Wow, neat-o!

…now what happens? Do I get a gilded shifter knob or a savage beating with used bias-plies? (oh the horror)

I got a very unofficial looking Private Message
asking for all of my personal information, but it looked… odd, and I am overly cautious ever since scammers sold my grandmother on eBay (I miss you gam gam, I would have bid on you but I really wanted that secret of NIMH lunch-box, I hope you understand)

So what do I do do for my swaggy-ness? Who do I talk to and who would be the one who would approach me asking for my info? (just in case it is the same person that already did)

Thanks everyone!

Snaple07
Jul 21, 2010 at 8:34 pm

dammit…get me a redbull!

broham85
Jul 17, 2010 at 5:29 pm

“Excuse me there officer…would you kindly direct me to Allstar Erosion Control?…and would you also tell the highway department they need to do something about the potholes around here?”

74Furyous
Jul 17, 2010 at 4:15 pm

Sooooooooooo, any winner?

Cannonshot
Jun 30, 2010 at 7:09 pm

I soree senior, butt I dont no berry much englis

ILLY-Sase
Jun 30, 2010 at 7:23 am

I’m Sorry, but I can’t read.

muscle_truck_4x4
Jun 28, 2010 at 8:17 am

i got 22 wheels so that sign doesn’t apply to me

deathguyQC
Jun 28, 2010 at 6:41 am

1. If the sign would be at the same height as my field of vision …
2. Paint that sign in some other colour than wildlife camouflage and maybe I’ll notice it.
3. I absolutely don’t care about that sign.

RidinOnBladz916
Jun 27, 2010 at 11:27 pm

Only 18 wheelers? Good thing i drive a 22

slim-doog
Jun 27, 2010 at 7:39 pm

them damn insurgents made me do it

74Furyous
Jun 27, 2010 at 6:03 pm

It’s not a Wheeler truck, it’s an International and there ain’t more than one of me!

DragonCrane
Jun 27, 2010 at 5:02 pm

Driver: ” WEeelll, I do declare that is a weird sign. What in tarnation you suppose they meen?! Ab-solut-lay OhhNew Right Hand Turns For 18 Wheelers??? What kinda learnin’ is that? What Jibberish!!!”

b_daddyryhme
Jun 27, 2010 at 9:35 am

At least we didn’t take the sign out, right?

rich902
Jun 27, 2010 at 8:24 am

Ok I Will Just Turn With My Left Hand Then

sxy_sgt
Jun 27, 2010 at 1:42 am

I’m sorry Mr. Insurance adjuster. I was looking at this hot babe riding her horse in the field on the left hand side and didnt see the sign on my right.

abhishekduggal
Jun 27, 2010 at 12:52 am

But I thought that was the RIGHT thing to do!

Oafman
Jun 26, 2010 at 9:14 pm

Oh, that sign? I missed it I was following the directions on my Garmin.

LN7_NUT
Jun 26, 2010 at 8:15 pm

Dammit, I thought they meant a Metric right…

krush454
Jun 26, 2010 at 7:01 pm

I’ve got 22, they didnt say anything about 22 wheelers!!

phil361
Jun 26, 2010 at 6:40 pm

My right or your right??!! Hurry!!!

eatdust89
Jun 26, 2010 at 5:32 pm

Totally Errelevent but i was wondering
if anyone had a link on parts for a 1st
generation 89 integra or any ideas of where
to look. Any suggestions would be helpful
respect…

TooFastTodd
Jun 26, 2010 at 10:34 am

He must have had Mr. Magoo for a spotter.

oldskoolGTA
Jun 26, 2010 at 8:58 am

it says no 18 wheelers but mine is a 22 wheeler…

Camshaft09
Jun 26, 2010 at 7:42 am

“Absolutely right hand turn for 18 wheeler trucks” oops didn’t see the big “NO”

Camshaft09
Jun 26, 2010 at 7:40 am

Did you happen to see the big work “NO” written on that sign?

Camshaft09
Jun 26, 2010 at 7:39 am

hey look, there’s an Allstar Erosion Control center just around the corner!

74Furyous
Jun 26, 2010 at 6:57 am

No law broken here officer. I was actually backing up.

nuTsi3
Jun 25, 2010 at 11:26 pm

ok here, u pull I push.

hoopity
Jun 25, 2010 at 9:40 pm

Honest Injun officer; I have 22 wheels. That sign says 18 wheelers…!

MoonMoney
Jun 25, 2010 at 9:34 pm

I had to pee alright!! How could I see the sign?? What else was I supposed to do?? ~geez~!

LunchTime
Jun 25, 2010 at 7:27 pm

1. Redneck excuse.. “I was using my left hand to turn because the sign said no right hand turns.”
2. “I was trying to turn one wheel at a time.”
3. “I swear didn’t see the NO, I though it said oNOo

19luna92
Jun 25, 2010 at 7:26 pm

maybe if the big reflective NO didn’t shine in my eyes i could have read the whole sign

scflowmaster
Jun 25, 2010 at 5:09 pm

my bad!

RangerFX407
Jun 25, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Quick go put that sign up it would be great for the cardomain caption contest

RangerFX407
Jun 25, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Um… i swerved to avoid the shirtless fat guy maybe

RangerFX407
Jun 25, 2010 at 2:39 pm

I know it says no right hand turns so i used my left hand.

74Furyous
Jun 25, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Whoa! That sign meant MY right?

Idefix
Jun 25, 2010 at 12:45 pm

Defying the impossible…they call me… D-A-R-E-Trucker…Beware restrictive signs of daily truckin’, I’ve got as sweet tooth for the adrenaline

Idefix
Jun 25, 2010 at 12:39 pm

“I KKKNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW officer….I read it! I turned that wheel with my left hand ONLY…this sign is useless!”

Idefix
Jun 25, 2010 at 12:38 pm

“Absolutely no, never, not in your lifetime…I get those all the time from women…never stopped me before Yuk Yuk”

carsick30
Jun 25, 2010 at 10:26 am

shirtless stay-puff marshmallow man is too sexy for this sign

troutster52
Jun 25, 2010 at 9:13 am

Accidents like this have prompted lawmakers to consider requiring a 5th grade reading level for all over the road truckers in Missouri

leojmcca
Jun 25, 2010 at 8:18 am

A drug smuggler’s worst nightmare!

leojmcca
Jun 25, 2010 at 8:17 am

OK,it’s hillbilly limbo time

leojmcca
Jun 25, 2010 at 8:16 am

Officer, I wasn’t trying to make a turn, I was trying to unload my container of erosion supplies.

Robb65
Jun 25, 2010 at 7:51 am

It’s right here on my addin’ machine….I did the math before I made the turn!

Robb65
Jun 25, 2010 at 7:45 am

You know, I put on 4 more wheels so’s I can make this turn…….and look what happens.

snowboarding125
Jun 25, 2010 at 7:45 am

Oh so tomorrow is opposite day, my bad!

Robb65
Jun 25, 2010 at 7:39 am

Actually officer, I was using my “Left” hand!

MottMk4
Jun 25, 2010 at 6:42 am

Read? We never learn that in the sticks.

SouthernGuy8503
Jun 25, 2010 at 6:07 am

“officer i didn’t see a sign because it was photoshopped into the picture after i made the turn so there was no sign”

Bravenrace
Jun 25, 2010 at 5:00 am

“Yes, officer, I did see the sign saying absolutely no right turn for 18 wheeler trucks, but I have 22 wheels.”

DJs-zj360
Jun 25, 2010 at 4:58 am

Sign invalid! I haz 22 wheeler!

Mbeezy3405
Jun 25, 2010 at 4:33 am

All they said to do was drive… No one said anything about reading!