Caption Contest!

CoolGreenEyes
Aug 4, 2010 at 4:17 pm

“That’s no Moon Chewie…it’s a Space Station!”

CoolGreenEyes
Aug 4, 2010 at 4:11 pm

“Now listen Toyota…it’s not wise to upset a Wookiee!”

bad_muthrfckr
Aug 3, 2010 at 11:33 pm

1.) HEY, KICK ASS !!!! GET THE F#CK AWAY FROM MY CAR AND TAKE YOUR
SILLY LOOKIN B#TCH WITH YA.
2.) DUDE, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON’T QUIT BLAMING ME FOR THE CAR BREAKIN’ DOWN I’M GONNA RIP YOUR ARMS OFF AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THEM.
3.) (OMINOUS VOICE FROM ABOVE) “LOOSE THE DISTRIBUTOR CAP IS, DIP SHITS YOU ARE….”
4.) so that’s what happeed to ALF.
5.) MAYBE IT’S THE ROTATOR SPLINT….??? (ROADTRIP)
6.) “I’M A MAWG, YOU KNOW HALF MAN HALF DOG, I’M MY OWN BEST FRIEND.”
(DISGUSTED LOOK ON FACE) “YEAH, I KNOW…
I SAW YOU LICKIN’ YOURSELF EARLIER,
NASTY F#CKER.” (SAID UNDER HIS BREATH)
HERE’S A TIC TAC DAWG, YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE STRAIGHT BUTT CRACK…..

fastodie
Aug 3, 2010 at 7:30 pm

whata fuk is that robot doing?

canaank
Aug 3, 2010 at 6:14 pm

What did I tell you about double clutching at warp speed, chewey?… Jerk.

74Furyous
Aug 3, 2010 at 6:12 pm

Glad to see you’re not wearing loose clothing Chewie. Safety first you know.

BahamianTuner
Aug 3, 2010 at 10:17 am

It’s a TRAPP!!

KustomKiely
Aug 3, 2010 at 9:11 am

ahhh, theres the problem, it has a hairball.

merrillsteven
Aug 3, 2010 at 8:56 am

Ugh. And I thought Toyotas smelled bad on the outside.

Tv-Tech
Aug 2, 2010 at 1:52 pm

Chewie, you got a fur-ball in the throttlebody!

74Furyous
Aug 2, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Well of course there’s hair in your coolant!

74Furyous
Aug 2, 2010 at 1:50 pm

Just look at the way they designed the throttle control. Mace Windu says that’s why they are no more.

carsick30
Aug 2, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Is there a proctologist convention in town? ‘Cause I’m surrounded by a-holes!

TRD_Camry_98
Aug 2, 2010 at 12:41 pm

Oh crap! The Empire DID strike back…

rev
Aug 2, 2010 at 12:28 pm

I knwo Yoda is hiding in here some were

scottstott
Aug 2, 2010 at 11:49 am

Bobba Fett (said with clenched teeth) – “For the last time, yes they ARE velcro, my other boots are getting shined, now shut up, put the clamp back on the hose, slam the hood and let’s get to the show…”

crx_dreamer
Aug 2, 2010 at 11:44 am

Boba – Chewie, what have cars come to now! I remember back in the day when I bought my first AT-AT! 10,000yr 1 million mile warranty!

WWW116
Aug 2, 2010 at 11:00 am

Bobba Fett to Chewie – “When was the last time you got a hair cut? You’re starting to look like Snuffy from Sesame Street for gosh sake.”

WWW116
Aug 2, 2010 at 10:58 am

Great now we’re lost AND the car’s dead. That’s the last time I listen to the new Yoda Tom Tom GPS system!

WWW116
Aug 2, 2010 at 10:57 am

Minutes before the Death Star tracks the fugitives, we hear bobba fett saying to chewbacca, “Hey Chewie, press the On-Star button, wait what are you doing? I said On-Star NOT Death Star!”

MoonMoney
Aug 1, 2010 at 10:54 pm

Chewy are you sure doing that will help?? Word on this planet says that these Toyota vehicles accelerate to hyper drive without no way of stopping

MoonMoney
Aug 1, 2010 at 10:50 pm

Where’s R2D2 when you need him??

Chimpo_09
Aug 1, 2010 at 10:44 pm

1.Boba Fett- So what century is it again?
Chewbacca- Aaaaaahhhhahhaaaah!!
Boba Fett- Aaaand your anti hover craft why again???

2.Chewbacca- AAAAhhhhAAAHhh AAAAHHHHAhhhhahahh, aaaahhaaAAAHHAHhhHH!!!
Boba Fett- We’re not getting into it about the jet pack again!! Your too heavy for me to carry! And your hair tastes bad…

3.Boba Fett- I knew that car sales lady didnt really have a thing for big foot.
Chewbacca- aaaaahhhhh…

tac79phoenix
Aug 1, 2010 at 9:18 pm

1. “Chewie man…dont even bother tryin to fix this thing, the hyperdrive sticks.”
2. “Chew, shouldnt there be an engine in here?”
3. WARNING: Keep hands and excess amounts of hair away from fan.

Robb65
Aug 1, 2010 at 9:03 pm

Yeah Chewie I called my friend Scotty..he said did you check the dylithiam crystals…..I said it’s a Toyota not a Lexus!!!

Robb65
Aug 1, 2010 at 8:59 pm

Yeah Chewie I see your problem right here….it’s a F’n Toyota….I told you to buy intergalactic!!

Robb65
Aug 1, 2010 at 8:56 pm

Look Chewie, If you can’t fix it I’m just gonna blast it and collect the insurance….

DragonCrane
Aug 1, 2010 at 5:37 pm

After Star Wars fame dwindled, the current financial climate has made some of the lesser popular characters “forced” to get some less than glamorous jobs to pay the bills. We see 2 once mortal enemies have now been hired in by NASA to help figure out what plagues Toyota vehicles.

DragonCrane
Aug 1, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Boba Fett: “Dammit Chewie i don’t know what argggghhh is suppose to mean?!?!
I mean if this was a speederbike or a least an X-wing fighter i would be all over this!!! It’s a freakin’ Toyota godsakes!!! Let’s just for Han or Indiana Jones or the guy lookin’ for the One-Arm Man or whatever he is now to answer his damn text!!!”

Chewie: “Arggghhh!!! Arghh arghhh Argggh ararrrrrggh!!!”

Boba Fett: ” Yeah I don’t what going with him…I mean Calista Flockhart!?!?!
Really?!?! Don’t get me started…”

TacticalHotwing
Aug 1, 2010 at 3:11 pm

Looks like we’ve got a proton torpedo stuck in the radiator

SPunjabiMcD
Aug 1, 2010 at 3:06 pm

is the belt stuck as well as the accelerator? Stupid Toyota

car_enthusiast63
Aug 1, 2010 at 11:26 am

Hey chubaka, I guess while we wait for Luke to get back from the auto parts we can just stand here looking like we know what we are doing, that is what everyone does right? … What part of the vehicle is this again, the trunk?

Oafman
Aug 1, 2010 at 10:02 am

Do you think Han Solo will notice that we disconnected his hyperdrive?

joshb22
Aug 1, 2010 at 9:10 am

Hello Onstar?

jordeezy
Aug 1, 2010 at 1:17 am

at least its not the brakes this time

4Motion4g63t
Jul 31, 2010 at 10:58 pm

1. haha… You cant control, ALT, Delete that can you….

2. The mechanics across the street are just standing there watching them suffer,and all they had to say about chewie and his friend was
” STUPID NOOBS ”

3. Damit we sent Luke to go get the damn jumper cables over an hour ago, but you know how HE think Just because they got the Friggin “FORCE” they can just take there sweet ass time….and nobody can say shit about it…
Stop drooling on me Chewie…

fatratmatt
Jul 31, 2010 at 8:05 pm

“It’s dead Chubaka, I told you to buy a Diehard! YARRR YYYAARR YAR!

XTZTwinTurbo
Jul 31, 2010 at 6:25 pm

#Wookieleaks Chubaka was seen driving boba fett to the local AA meeting, after the warp drive in his disguises land hovercraft encountered mechanical problems.

Stephanos
Jul 31, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Caption One: See, this is why cars and trucks should never be made from recycled material. That Toyota Tundra in a past life was C-3PO.

Caption Two: The i-Force V8 is strong with this one.

Krazy5533
Jul 31, 2010 at 4:36 pm

When they said that NASA was going to help figure out the acceleration problem, no one thought we were that many light years ahead of our time.

car_enthusiast63
Jul 31, 2010 at 11:43 am

“ooooo no!! I think we might be low on power window fluid!!”

D_Boy313
Jul 31, 2010 at 7:20 am

Lets bore it out so we can go warp speed.

sandiego74
Jul 31, 2010 at 7:14 am

Once upon a time, in an auto shop far, far away…

davect01
Jul 31, 2010 at 6:22 am

These darn new vehicles and their computers. Where is A2 when you need him?

davect01
Jul 31, 2010 at 6:20 am

The scfi themed mechanic shop seemed like a good idea at first.

davect01
Jul 31, 2010 at 6:16 am

A broken vehicle brings two mortal enemies together at last.

vapoor
Jul 31, 2010 at 3:47 am

give me a hammer!!!

Mustangman_007
Jul 30, 2010 at 11:39 pm

Use the force to start the engine

metastopholies
Jul 30, 2010 at 10:00 pm

fyi it helps to have a nerdy roommate who trys to fill your head with starwars stuff telling you why startrek is worse ect ect he evan has a toaster that toast vaders head in the toast…..

metastopholies
Jul 30, 2010 at 9:58 pm

somewhere in a far far far away spaceship

Vadar… there powers are weak, watch, my lord as i foil there plans!!!

boba fett this is your fault chewy if you just tell me where the falcon was we wouldn’t be stuck here….. thanks *shakes head*

metastopholies
Jul 30, 2010 at 9:53 pm

dang it chewy i thought you said your a mechanic, its only a 2bl carb…..

CHEWY: yarrr….. yyyaaarrrr…. yar, yyyaarrr
***translated*** carb…..? 2 barrel….? uh what?

metastopholies
Jul 30, 2010 at 9:45 pm

Darth Vader: Yes, Admiral?
Admiral Piett: Our mechanics have sighted bad fuel, Lord. But it has entered the carberator and we can not risk…
Darth Vader: [interupting] fuel do not concern me, Admiral. I want that car operational, not excuses.

don’t fail me again admiral!!!

RRRRREEEEEEAAAAAALLLLL ONE!!!!!
Darth Vader: Yes, Admiral?
Admiral Piett: Our ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, Lord. But it has entered an asteroid field and we can not risk…
Darth Vader: [interupting] Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.

Sonichero16
Jul 30, 2010 at 8:20 pm

It’s no good to me dead.

GTwildfire
Jul 30, 2010 at 6:04 pm

“Horizontal boosters. Alluvial dampers? Ow! That’s not it, bring me the Hydrospanner. I don’t know how we’re going to get out of this one.”

GTwildfire
Jul 30, 2010 at 6:02 pm

I sense a great disturbance in the cooling system

GTwildfire
Jul 30, 2010 at 5:59 pm

“It did the White Castle run in 12 parsecs”

leojmcca
Jul 30, 2010 at 3:16 pm

What happens at Comic-Con, Stays at Comic-Con.

leojmcca
Jul 30, 2010 at 3:15 pm

Excuse me sir, but your dog needs to be on a leash!

zhertzog
Jul 30, 2010 at 11:41 am

Where is Luke? I thought he ran into town to buy our power converter!

McFarrance
Jul 30, 2010 at 7:58 am

I knew R2 was the computer behind Toyota brake failure.

HondaWonderBoy
Jul 30, 2010 at 7:18 am

Dude, what did I say about sneaking Princess Leia pass the canadian border??

HondaWonderBoy
Jul 30, 2010 at 7:16 am

You must be missing your flux capacitor……. BWAHAHAHAHA im just kidding!! There’s no such thing!!

Steve Little
Jul 30, 2010 at 5:45 am

The secret life of Toyota drivers.

carsick30
Jul 30, 2010 at 5:40 am

Is that Han Saolo under your hood or are you just happy to see me?