Caption Contest!

whipsondeck
Oct 10, 2010 at 2:49 pm

you told him not to ride the trike in the house and he did THIS???

leojmcca
Oct 6, 2010 at 4:59 pm

Hey, you know the rules, no quads in the house.

leojmcca
Oct 6, 2010 at 4:58 pm

Billie’s last night in the house before the bank foreclosed on him!

leojmcca
Oct 6, 2010 at 4:57 pm

Hill Billy Smoke Show

Willbr459
Oct 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm

Ah honey, remeber when little johnny used to draw on the walls? Just look at him now all grown up!

You can take the trash out of the trailer but you will never take the trailer out of the trash!

Red neck spin on crop circles!

Andwudz
Oct 4, 2010 at 2:34 pm

Aww, honey. I won a $50 bet! It’s going toward a good cause. (Beer and chips for the game.)

HondaWonderBoy
Oct 4, 2010 at 12:24 pm

oops typo, fail.

“The only donuts bike cops dig!”

HondaWonderBoy
Oct 4, 2010 at 12:22 pm

The only donuts cop bikes dig!

BAD430BENZ
Oct 4, 2010 at 7:44 am

The wife told me to restain the hardwood floors . She didn’t specify how !

Dom1013
Oct 4, 2010 at 6:44 am

“But you said ‘No more burnouts in the DRIVEway!?!,” “…..you never said anything about the house…”

Dom1013
Oct 4, 2010 at 6:42 am

“There……let’s see you take my ‘man room’ from me now!”

Andwudz
Oct 4, 2010 at 4:41 am

Burnt rubber? Of course not. I’m burning incense.

Wideawakeboi
Oct 3, 2010 at 10:34 pm

I had to practice my burnout inside since it was storming outside.

Wideawakeboi
Oct 3, 2010 at 10:32 pm

I was wondering why i keep seeing the samething over and over.

Wideawakeboi
Oct 3, 2010 at 10:28 pm

Did i do drunk burnouts in the living room again?

arcangel777
Oct 3, 2010 at 8:52 pm

I can totally see Billy Mays doing an infomercial about some product thatll buff that right out. O…wait nevermind. Too Soon?

Robb65
Oct 3, 2010 at 8:47 pm

Dude, I know the Ying and Yang symbol….and that is not it!

chevyman327nova
Oct 3, 2010 at 6:17 pm

talk about smokin up in the living room !!!!

TrojanKing
Oct 3, 2010 at 5:10 pm

I wasn’t going to get my security deposit back anyway. There is a broken cabinet in the kitchen…

TrojanKing
Oct 3, 2010 at 5:09 pm

Do I rub it’s nose in it?

TrojanKing
Oct 3, 2010 at 5:08 pm

That’s what Carrie Underwood gets for keying up my truck.

GTwildfire
Oct 3, 2010 at 4:45 pm

They’re going for the ultimate Skid mark environment. Skid marks on the floor, TV, furniture, walls, underwear…

GTwildfire
Oct 3, 2010 at 4:43 pm

Installation of the new, black rubber flooring is a noisy and potentially hazardous process. Adequate ventilation and hearing protection are recommended. This product is intended for experienced application only.

sstibi
Oct 3, 2010 at 1:56 pm

Doesn’t smell like beer anymore now does it?

Cavalier2200sfi
Oct 3, 2010 at 1:39 pm

Dipped into my heat budget for the bike, was hoping it could work for heat too.

ACCORD2HARMONY
Oct 3, 2010 at 11:50 am

“Well the carpet people are coming tomorrow so we figured WHAT THE HELL!”

muscle_truck_4x4
Oct 3, 2010 at 10:27 am

maybe we should have gotten little billy the fisher price jeep instead

kabirvdutt
Oct 3, 2010 at 10:06 am

Burn out onda Dance floor !!!

95BlckFirebird
Oct 2, 2010 at 9:19 pm

Hot boxing taken to a whole new level baby!

fatratmatt
Oct 2, 2010 at 7:35 pm

“But honey….It’s raining outside!”

c1rca22
Oct 2, 2010 at 4:42 pm

Why is there an effin beer can on my floor?

cason234
Oct 2, 2010 at 4:31 pm

My dear, did you or did you NOT say that you’d like a dozen doughnuts in the living room?

trill77monte
Oct 2, 2010 at 12:11 pm

uhh honey…my foot slipped…

Goldfire99
Oct 2, 2010 at 10:16 am

Lets see the good ol swiffer get this up

74Furyous
Oct 2, 2010 at 6:45 am

OK. Now that I got that slippery film off those new tires, lets ride!

74Furyous
Oct 2, 2010 at 6:44 am

It’s so cute when he chases his taillight.

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marsone619
Oct 2, 2010 at 3:31 am

babe, i told you a dog was easier to train!!!!!!

marsone619
Oct 2, 2010 at 3:27 am

burn out syndrome now has a new meaning

marsone619
Oct 2, 2010 at 3:25 am

still better than skid marks in your drawers

Fordguy66
Oct 1, 2010 at 11:18 pm

Ok dillhole, first you park the 4 wheelers in the dining room and now this… Just for that, when our divorce goes through, I’M taking the bike! You can have the floor after YOU replace it.

plymouth95mag
Oct 1, 2010 at 9:10 pm

I though we could use a new area rug.

plymouth95mag
Oct 1, 2010 at 9:10 pm

No babe… there wasn’t a biker party while you were at work.
Okay… want to explain the the beer can and giant speakers.

LastOfTheBreed
Oct 1, 2010 at 9:08 pm

What can I say? Rubber is the new floorwax

GoudyStyle
Oct 1, 2010 at 8:12 pm

Honey! it’s not what it looks like.

93Fordboy69
Oct 1, 2010 at 6:35 pm

it was raining outside and I wanted to test these new performance upgrades

GetTheClicker
Oct 1, 2010 at 4:35 pm

It wasn’t me it was the atv…. I swear!

I think the smoke detector needs replaced.

Well, the police said if they caught me outside again I’d be screwed.

74Furyous
Oct 1, 2010 at 3:58 pm

He hates being left home alone. At least he stayed off the couch this time.

iroczguy15
Oct 1, 2010 at 2:03 pm

screw empire ill do it my self

tiny_danza
Oct 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm

I call this “Tuesday Night”.

Midwestboi402
Oct 1, 2010 at 1:49 pm

I don’t think this is what your wife meant when she asked for you to bring doughnuts home.

retroman
Oct 1, 2010 at 11:57 am

Most probably don’t know that Fonzie likes donuts and coffee with his Saturday morning funnies.

redfbird27
Oct 1, 2010 at 11:42 am

Cop: “Sir we got a complaint from the tenants downstairs that they heard a motorcycle doing doughnuts up here, may i take a look around.” Owner: “I swear drunk im not officer!”

redfbird27
Oct 1, 2010 at 11:36 am

“Oh we weren’t tearing up the floor until next month?….oops.”

redfbird27
Oct 1, 2010 at 11:30 am

“Honey, i just really wanted this room to be more fung shway. It flows better when there is a focal point.”

james300zx
Oct 1, 2010 at 10:18 am

Well, at least it’s outta the rain… besides, I needed new tires.

carsick30
Oct 1, 2010 at 10:00 am

honey, i’d love to watch another episode of ‘The View’ with you, but I’m all burned out

kc4zvw
Oct 1, 2010 at 9:58 am

… and the “crop-circles” are made with a very similar device!

mazdaspeed3mon
Oct 1, 2010 at 9:50 am

Where’s my tv remote!!

nitrodon
Oct 1, 2010 at 9:21 am

*HONEY I HAVE THE “O” IN YOUR NAME DONE*

Johnson14785
Oct 1, 2010 at 9:21 am

No matter how hard he trys it is not going to sound good when he tells people he has skid marks in his living room…

davect01
Oct 1, 2010 at 9:13 am

Explain that one to the landlord

davect01
Oct 1, 2010 at 9:07 am

Later in the day, “Seriously honey, I have no idea how those marks got there.”

McCartney1990
Oct 1, 2010 at 8:56 am

He said the pledge was scratch-proof

durdenss
Oct 1, 2010 at 7:59 am

Im playing burnout revenge at my buddys house

bigfazolie
Oct 1, 2010 at 7:52 am

shag carpet is old school… it’s all about the rubber now!

Robb65
Oct 1, 2010 at 5:34 am

Hey, they said no painting and pets……they didn’t say no doughnuts!

Robb65
Oct 1, 2010 at 5:33 am

You know they’re gonna take that outta your deposit

carsick30
Oct 1, 2010 at 5:11 am

Can you pause the movie so I can go get some doughnuts?

Mbeezy3405
Oct 1, 2010 at 4:29 am

WOOOO HOOOO Lynard Skynard for life. hell yeah.