A driver in Florida was found to have secured a 24-pack of Busch with a seatbelt, while a toddler was allowed to run loose in the back seat. Pulled over for running a red light, the motorist turned out to have no license, but two crack pipes in her purse—perhaps she would’ve benefited from one of those Volvo warning icons—while the baby and her 20-year-old mother were unbelted in the back. While it’s true that 24-packs are less prone to airbag injuries than babies are, it’s unclear at this point whether this argument will be brought to bear in the driver’s defense. Associated Press via WTOPnews.

After shopping for a couple of hours at a Van Nuys Mercedes dealership the other day, Britney Spears picked up this hot little AMG SL65 convertible. A police escort helped clear the way as she drove it off the lot, though whether the fuzz was there to protect Ms. Spears or the toes of the camera-snapping mob is still unclear. While a lot of professional tsk-tskers have been quick to frown on the not exactly "family-friendly" functionality of the new two-seater, CarDomain thinks that dropping $200,000 on a twin-turbo, 604-horsepower V12 Mercedes is a fabulous way to celebrate a quarterlife crisis, especially for someone as steady and competent behind the wheel as Ms. Spears. The paparazzi would do well to keep their feet tucked in after this.

A few weeks ago, Britney Spears ran over a Paparazzi’s foot while trying to make a get-away in her Benz. Well, the pop diva-turned-train-wreck has demonstrated—again—that there’s no shortage of stupid people tricks up her sleeve. TMZ reported that Brit-Brit ran over a LA Sheriff deputy’s foot as she was trying to leave a courthouse after a custody hearing. Does she even have a license?

This week, instead of running around sans underwear, bouncing in and out of rehab, delivering dismal performances or losing custody of her kids, Britney Spears took time out of her busy schedule to run over some Paparazzi’s foot. Check out the video.