By David Belau

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Welcome to Ask Dr. Burro, the automotive advice column that answers readers’ questions with wit.

Last time, there was a heated discussion about whether or not I am “The Stig” of Top Gear fame. Some argued that I must be a relative of “The Stig” or some sort of spawn of his. First off, let me just say, Mr. Stig is sure a handsome specimen. The way he stands there so confident in white…the way he never talks…this is a real man’s man.  I’m sure the ladies can’t keep their hands off of him.

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By David Belau

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Welcome to Ask Dr. Burro, the automotive advice column that answers readers’ questions with wit.

Wow, last time we had a lot of great questions. I won’t be able to answer them all, but I’ll try to cover the most pertinent.

Dr. Burro: “I’m thinking about proposing to my girlfriend. But instead of getting her an engagement ring, I’m thinking about getting her a car. Sort of an ‘engagement car’ if you will. I’m concerned, however, with what kind of car to get her. What message do certain cars send in this instance?” -Carsanova

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By David Belau

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Welcome to Ask Dr. Burro, the automotive advice column that answers readers’ questions with wit.

Dear Dr. Burro: “Is there something wrong with my car? Green fluid is shooting out of it. See the attached picture. How do I fix this?”
-Something Green

Green, remember that every car needs regular prostate exams. I would check with your mechanic immediately. The flow rate should be much higher than this picture shows. There could be an obstruction or other problems.

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