With Friends Like These…

It’s nice to have friends that care about your wellbeing and all, but I think this guy has crossed the line. Why exactly? Well, to keep his buddy, Nick, from hurting himself, his buddy has decided to sell his Harley for him. Without asking. Now, given the lack of proper paperwork, keys, or the legal owner’s knowledge, an actual sale does seem like a long shot here. But that doesn’t make the item description any less hilarious. This line was my favorite:

"I should warn you that Nick is a martial arts expert and if he wants his bike back you may have to give it to him. But at the price this is likely to sell a hospital bill will be a minor extra."

How long do you think auction will run before eBay’s overlords pull it?